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manzanita man

Social climber
somerset, ca.
Nov 23, 2012 - 11:39pm PT
nita: pre obama- $40+k a year. since he was elected- $25-k a year. you do the math.
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
Nov 23, 2012 - 11:42pm PT
To 20k for you next year, MM!
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Nov 23, 2012 - 11:45pm PT
nita, he's a rank amateur and he'll get eaten by sharks. Keep him around in the pirhana tank, meanwhile. He's funny when he's drinking. Right...

Meantime, your ass needs a good kick, Butthead.

"My intake" for the last ten days--three bottles Cab & one of Chardonnay, alone, one of Cab split 3-ways, three shots of JW Red. Seems like more. Anyway, ain't boozing tonight, too much to do, RELATED TO CLIMBING.



manzanita man

Social climber
somerset, ca.
Nov 23, 2012 - 11:48pm PT
jebus; wont happen, im selling a kidney:]
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
Nov 23, 2012 - 11:51pm PT
Heh. How much a used kidney go for?
nita

Social climber
chica de chico, I don't claim to be a daisy.
Nov 23, 2012 - 11:53pm PT
^^^^^
jebus HB......nice number...1888...

Year 1888 (MDCCCLXXXVIII) was a leap year starting on Sunday of the Gregorian calendar and a leap year starting on Friday of the 12-day slower Julian calendar. In Germany, 1888 is known as the Year of the Three Emperors.

January 3 The 91-centimeter telescope is first used at Lick Observatory.

January 13- 1888 In Washington, DC, the National Geographic Society is founded.

July 27- The British Parliament passes an act that permits bicycles on the road, on condition that they are
equipped with a bell that should be rung while on the carriageway.

Jan 20th, Lead Belly was born, American folk singer

Mr K...Yep..

Cap'n, I'm drinking green tea...ps..don't tell anyone, i've never been drunk.




Captain...or Skully

climber
Nov 23, 2012 - 11:56pm PT
Could we get some real drunks in here, please?
manzanita man

Social climber
somerset, ca.
Nov 24, 2012 - 12:05am PT
khanom: since i sell to businesses only and sell to businesses in 40+ states , i can tell when the economy is up or down by sales.
Gilroy

Social climber
Boulderado
Nov 24, 2012 - 12:12am PT
From T-Day
From T-Day
Credit: Gilroy
Rinse, repeat.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Nov 24, 2012 - 12:14am PT
1888: Naturalist John Muir visits Mount Rainier and climbs to the summit with Maj. Edward S. Ingraham. "Did not mean to climb it," Muir wrote in a letter to his wife, "but got excited and soon was on top."


Read more here: http://www.thenewstribune.com/2007/10/08/174139/rainier-timeline.html#storylink=cpy

Credit: mouse from merced
The US Gubmint closed the Pikes Peak Signal Station in 1888, just after reconstructing it. It was decided the station was not helping them determine weather for the Great Plains after all. Remember the blizzard of that year which wiped out TR's and everyone else's spreads? Fossil Climber might. :O)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Blizzard_of_1888

I blame it on Cleveland.
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Nov 24, 2012 - 12:24am PT
Skully: Re your request for "real-drunks" to start posting------that could be difficult, (since the real drunks are out partying, or unable to type) but MM is on a roll tonight. Not at all in line with his mellow dope-smoker past posts.

MM may be channeling: Satan, alcohol, or meth------or worse yet: "soul-gnawing-I'm better than them-ism."
Captain...or Skully

climber
Nov 24, 2012 - 12:26am PT
It's all good. I'm just being sarcastic. That's harder in text than in person. Hopin' for a redpoint, anyway.
Meh.
thekidcormier

Gym climber
squamish, b.c.
Nov 24, 2012 - 12:51am PT
Drank all the vodka. Moved on to beer and fried chicken.

Got me a delicious Okanagan Springs "Brewmaster" on the go now.
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Nov 24, 2012 - 01:03am PT
Here you go!

Gas blast levels Mass. strip club; 18 people hurt

Sorry, but no news of blasted strippers or sinners.

It appears the club wasn't open at the time.

This may not be the: "vengeance of god."






Could it "jest" be a "headline-grabbing" accident?
http://hosted2.ap.org/APDEFAULT/3d281c11a96b4ad082fe88aa0db04305/Article_2012-11-23-Gas%20Explosion/id-76174968e7b34a6084069e0130497080
Silver

Gym climber
Nov 24, 2012 - 10:13am PT



Dr. F.

Ice climber
SoCal

Nov 23, 2012 - 06:48pm PT
Turns out that I am a Canadian Citizen by Canadian law!!!
All I have to do is request my Canadian Citizenship by mail, and pay a small fee of $250 if I want to have the official paper work
And then I can get a Canadian Passport, and go around the world claiming I'm a Canadian, and not be thought of as a despicable Imperialistically American


Both my Parents are Canadian by birth, and in 2009 the Canadians proclaimed all birth children Canadian Citizens no matter where they live.

Just off the phone with the Canadians and they confirmed its true and well the bad news is they want a d#@&%e nozzle like you in Canada like men want colon cancer so I guess we're stuck with you. I tried everything I even threw In a Donini with a ranch in Patagonia and the answer was still no thanks.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Nov 24, 2012 - 11:01am PT
Man that Manzanita Man is one surly-ass drunk!
Two cups of coffee
Climbing shortly
Silver

Gym climber
Nov 24, 2012 - 11:23am PT
Nice edit Dr F

If you think I'm the manzanita man you are wrong and as far as a wife beater goes f*#k you.

So I got drunk and blasted you and all your political bs on this site.

So I called you a f*#king as#@&%e or what ever last week.

All I know is you the virus have spread from the polititard threads to the threads where we talk climbing drinking and f*#king. Great just like any virus you are infecting the rest of the system.

I suspect anyone who is actually as smart as you proclaim could find a way to convince more people your views are good for more Americans than not. If younwere so smart you would have the ability to bring people together and join your cause versus dividing those who think like you and those who don't into two groups who much like the Middle East built walls no one can back away from and tear down for fear of embarrassment.

So smart guy keep dividing us as a forum and a country and remember we stand together and divided we fall. You are the problem not the answer.

And no I did not vote for Romney.
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 24, 2012 - 07:50pm PT
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!! I do *one* 24-hour push trip in Roppel Cave, Kentucky, and all the nasty drunks come out and start fighting. I can just imagine you wankers sitting behind your computers and throwing virtual punches at each other - and missing. Too funny!

Man, am I spanked. Five and half miles from the entrance, the first five miles ain't bad, it's that last half mile that kills you. At least the water crawls were dry, a significant benefit in 54F temperatures. Long crawl over chert, flat out, rolling your pig ahead of you, through the 9" squeeze, no problem. Then comes the eight-inch squeeze, trivial thirty years and thirty pounds ago, not even viable these days.

Well, I got through the squeeze, it was the bend beyond. Amazingly, my new caving buddy Stefano - recruited off of McTopo this spring to help us fix pitches on the Captain - proved his worth on his first ever "real" caving trip, about as tough a trip as you could ever do.

Somehow he forced his body around this bend, into continuing tight passage, very very tight. He reached a turnaround point, and I'm like, "Dude, you need to come back! YOu have only one source of light, and we can't fit through to rescue you!" A very stout push indeed.

This passage was supposedly pushed 30 years ago to walking-sized passage. The airflow matches the description, so does the yellow sand. But the passage is too small. It doesn't seem possible for anyone to have pushed solo beyond where Stefano wisely turned around.

If this passage goes, it will need to be pushed and surveyed by people like I used to be thirty years ago - 5'9" and 125 lbs. Sigh. Those days are gone.

Drinking Chianti here at the Cave Research Foundation in Kentucky - woo-hoo! I'm wasted after an overnight caving trip. As usual.

So, Dr. F. is a Hoser, eh? Too funny! I'm a Merrican for the very same reason.

Making up for missing Friday night now.....
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Vancouver Canada
Nov 24, 2012 - 10:29pm PT
That's not fair Pete.

Dr.F. is not a hoser, he just has trouble realizing all Liberally minded people are not the same. He has no trouble though, thinking that all Liberals are equal, just some more equal than others.

It's that simple.
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Vancouver Canada
Nov 24, 2012 - 10:45pm PT
HAHAHAHA !

Well Craig, the 15 years I spent building 30 floor concrete buildings, surrounded by red necks earned me a nick name: "The Pet Liberal".

They were Canadian about it and didn't make me wear a leash and collar !

Presently warmed up with Senda 66 Tempranillo 2008. The Spanish do know their way around a red.
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