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paganmonkeyboy

climber
mars...it's near nevada...
Oct 5, 2012 - 06:30pm PT
you make it sound so wrong...
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
Oct 5, 2012 - 06:35pm PT
Heh. Went to AA today for the first time... Don't worry, it was a school thing. Now I'm drinking! What a day! Maybe some of them are too... A worse thing in their case, because, uh, I don't have a problem. I don't.











Really.
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
Oct 5, 2012 - 07:03pm PT
Whoo! Reaching the state of intoxylization. Only my second ale. Proof I am not alcoholic.



















I'm not.

































Really.



















Stop saying that.



























I'm also not Locker.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Oct 5, 2012 - 07:14pm PT
Good thing you're not Locker. That was a long fall.

He never takes 'em. Not Falker. Never-fall hocker.

Fletcher, Flocker, Flakey Foont. Fleet Pete.

Whoops. Only Wednesday.

Have not had a drop. Just another fall.

1. I had two drops with more to follow.

2. I have no excuse for not being out climbing, it's not Friday.

3. There is no good reason NOT to drink.

Jebus H Bomz

climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
Oct 5, 2012 - 07:17pm PT
Are you clagging?

I'm going for sushi and then maybe a little pushi.

Also, I got a haircut today. Finally, I look like a neo nazi again. They start to doubt me at the meetings. I mean, the rage is there, but you need the hair too.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Oct 5, 2012 - 07:57pm PT
I'm gagging. I realized it was , is in fact, Friday and I ran out desperate to try a wine Guck recommended, the 2009 Pinot noir. Here I am, a good deal less elated than I expected, with an aftertaste...

from a 2009 Pinot noir FROM FUKIN ITALY, NOT CALIFORNIA!!!

Can't just add sugar to it like MalDaly's borrachos. Gotta go easy. It's gonna be a long night, it's October and it's already Friday.

ITALIAN!!!
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Oct 5, 2012 - 07:59pm PT
good, better, best luck, Gombz...
paganmonkeyboy

climber
mars...it's near nevada...
Oct 5, 2012 - 07:59pm PT
(box of burgundy shuffles away in shame...)
nature

climber
Boulder, CO
Oct 5, 2012 - 08:00pm PT
one of those nights, eh?

Upslope IPA. Then tomorrow I head back up to Estes for the Yoga Journal Conference. Yoga with a hangover.... good times.
Norwegian

Trad climber
Placerville, California
Oct 5, 2012 - 08:03pm PT
sanity is spiritual cash
and belongs in the dream flow;

barter it with demons
or with gods,

and loan it out to winds
entangle it in tall trees.

give away your beauty;
the returns are inversely immense

dense like a like a black hole,
for one pupil

and successive big-bangs for heart rhythm,
so of your pulse new universes are borne
dancing.

then after the exchange matures,
reclaim your sanity
which you will notice
tastes different upon
the interjections of it's borrower.

losbill2

climber
Oct 5, 2012 - 09:09pm PT
Current Chardonnay out of a box, not too bad. Had a Wachusetts Nut Brown Ale and a Sierra Nevada Tumbler in the parking lot after climbing today. Confirmed prior tasting, why are people drinking Tumbler? Wachusetts is a local brewery here in Mass. Thinking about a bit of Makers Mark for a night cap. No 18 year old Jameson left in the cupboard. Had a great day climbing. Bushwhacked to a new crag and got a few somewhat damp climbs in. Super quality climbs, had fun. Definite potential for winter climbing since it faces due south. Came down and went over to the the "Crag That Cannot Be Named" and finished off the day in fine style.
nature

climber
Boulder, CO
Oct 5, 2012 - 09:38pm PT
two outta four of the last posts have people drinking out of boxes.

times are tough.

at least my IPA is in a f'ing can
Michelle

Trad climber
she'll make.5 past light speed
Oct 5, 2012 - 09:41pm PT
Does herb count? I'm using my Rx tonite. No drunking for this girl tonite.
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Oct 5, 2012 - 10:58pm PT
Well----a deep subject!

but remember the thread rules!
Rules:

1. Your current consumption

2. At least one inflammatory comment **

3. Why you are drunk and typing on McTopo instead of doing something worthwhile, like driving to the crag.




1st! We are "Testing" an Alexander Valley Cab & an Cline Ancient Vines Zin.
Test is nearly done.

2nd! I'll give a "tuff-week-for-you" "cyber-hug" to that bag-tossing-hoser: (drunk edit) Pass the Pitons Pete. Have a drink dude!

3rd. Too fuking cold at City of Rocks this weekend for old pussies like me! 20 degrees F for a low tonight and high in the high 40's F. tomorrow.

Testing at the "ranchette."
Credit: Fritz

Captain...or Skully

climber
Oct 5, 2012 - 11:04pm PT
Touche', Fritz.







'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 5, 2012 - 11:24pm PT
Crikey! I need to start drinking.

Seems I have this second @sshole reamed through me - I'm afraid it might start leaking beer!
mountain dog

Trad climber
over the hills and far away
Oct 5, 2012 - 11:41pm PT
Norwegian, You speak the language of the Spirits. Brilliant.
Yes, the Ganja counts Michelle. I am on hops and herb at the same time!
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
Oct 6, 2012 - 12:26am PT
1. Buffalo Trace and Gran Marnier on the rocks.

2. Pete, apology good but you need to find a way to make-up damages done to be restored. Only you will know what this is to be.

3. I'll be bouldering at Rat Rock & Cat Rock in Central Park, NYC on Sunday morning if anyone would like to join me.
Captain...or Skully

climber
Oct 6, 2012 - 12:32am PT
Rum chased by a couple beers. NyahNyahNyah. It's night & I'm too drunk to go out there. T'would be hazardous.


Rules. BORING.
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Oct 6, 2012 - 12:53am PT
Spider?

Re Central Park Bouldering on Sunday.

1. The wine is gone & I'm swilling "swell run!"
2. Spider's bouldering in Central Park---in New York City!!!----wooohoodedo!
3. I did two free-solo's of 4.0 "death-routes" on Rocky Point today.

(the Inukshuks didn't fall on me)

Heidi & Fritz below Rocky Point.
Heidi & Fritz below Rocky Point.
Credit: Fritz
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