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Bubba Ho-Tep
climber
Evergreen, CO
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Topic Author's Original Post - Sep 23, 2009 - 01:21pm PT
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OK, for those unwilling to read or unable to comprehend the current WoS debate, here is the deal:
A reward has been offered to any party that can pull off the second ascent of this route without adding anything to it.
First up was dogtown with $1000
Next was Healyje with $250
madbolter1 himself added another $250
There were offers of several cases of beer made a while back - not sure who is on the hook for these.
So currently we are at $1500 + beer
I will up the ante as follows:
1) Another $250 to any SA party that follows the rules.
2) Another $1000 if the SA party is Grossman and Duece.
3) In order to more fully replicate the experience of the FA party, I will also give $500 to any party willing to drop at least two bags of sh#t on a daily basis on the SA party. In addition, a case of beer will be awarded for each confirmed direct hit and/or heavy splattering.
4) In the event that the SA party turns out include Grossman, I will pay an additional $100 for PTPP to stand at the bottom and call him a dickhead for the first two pitches. (+ 5.5 beers to get him warmed up)
Ante up boys!
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Josh Higgins
Trad climber
San Diego
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Sep 23, 2009 - 01:23pm PT
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That's awesome...
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nutjob
climber
Berkeley, CA
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Sep 23, 2009 - 01:27pm PT
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Best post on the topic yet. Kennedy can (posthumously) keep his lunar landing vision- this here is a REAL vision to bring folks together. Sign me up for $10 to the second ascent party with same style.
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Sep 23, 2009 - 01:27pm PT
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$11 (can't get beat out by nutjob ;-)
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Hardman Knott
Gym climber
Muir Woods National Monument, Mill Valley, Ca
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Sep 23, 2009 - 01:28pm PT
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I got a hundit on it...
So that it makes $1621...
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Nefarius
Big Wall climber
Fresno
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Sep 23, 2009 - 01:29pm PT
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!11111
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Hardman Knott
Gym climber
Muir Woods National Monument, Mill Valley, Ca
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Sep 23, 2009 - 01:30pm PT
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-and I'll pay $6.66 to the first person who outs the shitters...
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Bubba Ho-Tep
climber
Evergreen, CO
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Topic Author's Reply - Sep 23, 2009 - 01:30pm PT
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Knott $1621
You forgot my $250
So it is $1871 + beer!
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wildone
climber
GHOST TOWN
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Sep 23, 2009 - 01:34pm PT
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I'll put something rad in the pot, maybe some new cams or a downhill skateboard or something. Ok, so we're to $1871 + beers + hardman's $6.66 for outing the shitters (although we all know who it was, unofficially) and "something rad" from me.
Carry on.
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Hardman Knott
Gym climber
Muir Woods National Monument, Mill Valley, Ca
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Sep 23, 2009 - 01:35pm PT
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Opps - missed that...Nice! $1871 it is.
Money talks and bullshít walks.
In the meantime, back to the bullshít...
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Hardman Knott
Gym climber
Muir Woods National Monument, Mill Valley, Ca
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Sep 23, 2009 - 01:42pm PT
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$1971!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
(plus a fuçkload of beer and Something Rad™)
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Sep 23, 2009 - 01:43pm PT
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bullshiit? I thought it was human shiit?!?!?!?!111166666
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Prod
Trad climber
A place w/o Avitars apparently
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Sep 23, 2009 - 01:45pm PT
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I'll put $29 in.
Prod.
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Hardman Knott
Gym climber
Muir Woods National Monument, Mill Valley, Ca
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Sep 23, 2009 - 01:48pm PT
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We're up to 2 large!!!!!!!!!!2222
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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Sep 23, 2009 - 01:48pm PT
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I'll ante up a bottle of good Italian wine.($40.00 value).
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Sep 23, 2009 - 01:49pm PT
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And you know... since I'm in the mood.... And I'm already taking care of two ST newbies and a mailwoman....
one free a$$ kicking!
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Sep 23, 2009 - 01:52pm PT
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Does PTPP provide dick-heckling on an outcall basis?
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wildone
climber
GHOST TOWN
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Sep 23, 2009 - 01:56pm PT
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How much do I get if I sh#t on Pete's crab while simultaneously shitting on the SA party from above?
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Burt
Trad climber
Las Vegas, Nv
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Sep 23, 2009 - 01:59pm PT
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hey russ we need a supertopo of the route lord knows we can't climb without one!
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wildone
climber
GHOST TOWN
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Sep 23, 2009 - 02:09pm PT
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Ok, ok, in addition to Something Rad, I'll pledge to find a notorius chipper and kick him in the balls unannounced.
edit: I'm not talking about Jardine.
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