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Bubba Ho-Tep

climber
Evergreen, CO
Topic Author's Original Post - Sep 23, 2009 - 01:21pm PT
OK, for those unwilling to read or unable to comprehend the current WoS debate, here is the deal:

A reward has been offered to any party that can pull off the second ascent of this route without adding anything to it.

First up was dogtown with $1000
Next was Healyje with $250
madbolter1 himself added another $250
There were offers of several cases of beer made a while back - not sure who is on the hook for these.

So currently we are at $1500 + beer

I will up the ante as follows:

1) Another $250 to any SA party that follows the rules.
2) Another $1000 if the SA party is Grossman and Duece.
3) In order to more fully replicate the experience of the FA party, I will also give $500 to any party willing to drop at least two bags of sh#t on a daily basis on the SA party. In addition, a case of beer will be awarded for each confirmed direct hit and/or heavy splattering.
4) In the event that the SA party turns out include Grossman, I will pay an additional $100 for PTPP to stand at the bottom and call him a dickhead for the first two pitches. (+ 5.5 beers to get him warmed up)

Ante up boys!
Josh Higgins

Trad climber
San Diego
Sep 23, 2009 - 01:23pm PT
That's awesome...
nutjob

climber
Berkeley, CA
Sep 23, 2009 - 01:27pm PT
Best post on the topic yet. Kennedy can (posthumously) keep his lunar landing vision- this here is a REAL vision to bring folks together. Sign me up for $10 to the second ascent party with same style.
nature

climber
Tucson, AZ
Sep 23, 2009 - 01:27pm PT
$11 (can't get beat out by nutjob ;-)
Hardman Knott

Gym climber
Muir Woods National Monument, Mill Valley, Ca
Sep 23, 2009 - 01:28pm PT
I got a hundit on it...

So that it makes $1621...
Nefarius

Big Wall climber
Fresno
Sep 23, 2009 - 01:29pm PT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!11111
Hardman Knott

Gym climber
Muir Woods National Monument, Mill Valley, Ca
Sep 23, 2009 - 01:30pm PT
-and I'll pay $6.66 to the first person who outs the shitters...
Bubba Ho-Tep

climber
Evergreen, CO
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 23, 2009 - 01:30pm PT
Knott $1621

You forgot my $250

So it is $1871 + beer!
wildone

climber
GHOST TOWN
Sep 23, 2009 - 01:34pm PT
I'll put something rad in the pot, maybe some new cams or a downhill skateboard or something. Ok, so we're to $1871 + beers + hardman's $6.66 for outing the shitters (although we all know who it was, unofficially) and "something rad" from me.
Carry on.
Hardman Knott

Gym climber
Muir Woods National Monument, Mill Valley, Ca
Sep 23, 2009 - 01:35pm PT
Opps - missed that...Nice! $1871 it is.

Money talks and bullshít walks.

In the meantime, back to the bullshít...
Hardman Knott

Gym climber
Muir Woods National Monument, Mill Valley, Ca
Sep 23, 2009 - 01:42pm PT
$1971!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

(plus a fuçkload of beer and Something Rad™)
nature

climber
Tucson, AZ
Sep 23, 2009 - 01:43pm PT
bullshiit? I thought it was human shiit?!?!?!?!111166666
Prod

Trad climber
A place w/o Avitars apparently
Sep 23, 2009 - 01:45pm PT
I'll put $29 in.

Prod.
Hardman Knott

Gym climber
Muir Woods National Monument, Mill Valley, Ca
Sep 23, 2009 - 01:48pm PT
We're up to 2 large!!!!!!!!!!2222
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Sep 23, 2009 - 01:48pm PT
I'll ante up a bottle of good Italian wine.($40.00 value).
nature

climber
Tucson, AZ
Sep 23, 2009 - 01:49pm PT
And you know... since I'm in the mood.... And I'm already taking care of two ST newbies and a mailwoman....






























one free a$$ kicking!
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Sep 23, 2009 - 01:52pm PT
Does PTPP provide dick-heckling on an outcall basis?
wildone

climber
GHOST TOWN
Sep 23, 2009 - 01:56pm PT
How much do I get if I sh#t on Pete's crab while simultaneously shitting on the SA party from above?
Burt

Trad climber
Las Vegas, Nv
Sep 23, 2009 - 01:59pm PT
hey russ we need a supertopo of the route lord knows we can't climb without one!
wildone

climber
GHOST TOWN
Sep 23, 2009 - 02:09pm PT
Ok, ok, in addition to Something Rad, I'll pledge to find a notorius chipper and kick him in the balls unannounced.

edit: I'm not talking about Jardine.
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