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Steve Grossman

Trad climber
Seattle, WA
Topic Author's Original Post - Oct 15, 2010 - 10:52pm PT
We Arrive at Prophecy's End...As it Wuz in the Beginning so it shall be all dun up! From the 20th Anniversary issue of Climbing April/May 1990.



SteveW

Trad climber
The state of confusion
Oct 15, 2010 - 10:57pm PT

Ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!


Ain't life grand, 'specially when our historian puts more gud stuff up!!!!
johntp

Trad climber
socal
Oct 15, 2010 - 11:01pm PT
tami told the tale, that is true. thanks to you for so much good stuff to laugh about.
guyman

Trad climber
Moorpark, CA.
Oct 15, 2010 - 11:12pm PT
It is all so true.

Thank you for all the belly laughs Tami.

GK
SteveW

Trad climber
The state of confusion
Oct 16, 2010 - 11:56am PT

Bump for the weekend comix~!~!!!!!
Doug Robinson

Trad climber
Santa Cruz
Oct 16, 2010 - 12:34pm PT
Waidaminnit here:

Drink only single malt?

Check.


Whine about Fred Beckey snaking routes I'd been "looking at"?

Check!



I'm gonna die!.....
Chief

climber
The NW edge of The Hudson Bay
Oct 16, 2010 - 01:05pm PT
Thanks for the post Steve and thank you Tami for being whoever it is you think you are.

Best to all,

Perry
Steve Grossman

Trad climber
Seattle, WA
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 16, 2010 - 01:19pm PT
Hail to the Chief!
delendaest

Trad climber
San Francisco, CA
Oct 16, 2010 - 01:46pm PT
that was great, nuclear pro looks nice
eeyonkee

Trad climber
Golden, CO
Oct 16, 2010 - 02:00pm PT
Funny, funny...
Fritz

Trad climber
Hagerman, ID
Oct 16, 2010 - 02:19pm PT
Tami the sicko pyschic! Only missed on predicting nuclear pro!

"You rock Girl!!"
Steve Grossman

Trad climber
Seattle, WA
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 17, 2010 - 12:05pm PT
Full frontal paginal Bump!
Steve Grossman

Trad climber
Seattle, WA
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 17, 2010 - 01:53pm PT
Tami- Do you still have copies of all your written and drawn works available?
Steve Grossman

Trad climber
Seattle, WA
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 17, 2010 - 02:51pm PT
Tami- Toss one of whatever you still got in a box and I would be happy to buy the lot! Signed by your majesty...of course! Could be more fun than an egg hunt!
Ed Hartouni

Trad climber
Livermore, CA
Oct 18, 2010 - 11:43am PT
we abandoned mini-nuclear reactors in our pro R&D because the climbers' residual glow made sleep difficult to come by on those dark bivies... even with sunglasses...

instead, recent research has focused on using enhanced "Casimir Effect," utilizing the zero point energy in the quantized fields...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casimir_effect

time to update the predictions...
Steve Grossman

Trad climber
Seattle, WA
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 18, 2010 - 11:46am PT
The key to future events is hidden in the Facelift shirt...
Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Oct 18, 2010 - 12:04pm PT
The "purulent lies" is a matter of opinion. However, it should be "vitriolic libel" - libel is written, slander is oral.
Roger Breedlove

climber
Cleveland Heights, Ohio
Oct 18, 2010 - 12:15pm PT
Wow Tami: make Nostradamus proud.

I scored 55: I Never climbed at Smith Rock, but the Valley was English only when I was there; I purchased "Climb" after I learned not to drool (dry cleaning suits is expensive and ties never look the same). I gave myself three gold stars for getting a score less than my age.

The tip-over was chalk. I didnít even know there was a battle with chalk until Yvon visited the Valley in the early 70s and a group of us went off to climb. I started up the route, dusted my hands, and heard murmuring on the ground below: Yvon was packing up to leave. I asked why. After a short but awkward silence someone told me that it was my use of chalk.

So, was the Lycra Age fun?
Ed Hartouni

Trad climber
Livermore, CA
Oct 18, 2010 - 12:54pm PT
some of you might be wondering why we bypassed fusion energy, we didn't, but in the field trials we were using the deuterium-tritium fuel at a very high rate... with the climbers becoming contaminated... it turns out that one of the higher functioning test climbers read that the antidote to tritium contamination is drinking beer (you don't believe me... look here under "Tritium" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_beta_emitters);...

our research budget was being busted by the cost of supplying tritium fuels as well as the contamination clean up and the beer budget...

this idea also worked on the generation of magnetic fields that clamped to granite because of the high magnetite content... the protection didn't work well on sandstones and limestones...
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Oct 18, 2010 - 01:35pm PT
^^^ Ya better watch what ya wish fur!
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