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mooser

Trad climber
seattle
May 12, 2010 - 02:02pm PT
Festus: I had friends in that movie, too. I was on the debate team at Poway High at the time, and some of the people I knew from Poway, Patrick Henry, and State were in it. That was some stinker of a movie, but then, I can't imagine that wasn't its intent!
Wack

climber
Dazevue
May 12, 2010 - 03:24pm PT
Lots of climbers made some good coin rigging for "Cliffhanger". One returned with a new Italian GF and put a down on a house. Eiger Sanction was the movie that got me interested in climbing with all of the great desert tower shots. Must admit I never met a George (Brenda Venus) while climbing.
ochotona

Social climber
The Portal, CA
May 12, 2010 - 03:53pm PT
To stay on the topic of climbing movies, has anyone seen "Take it to the Limit"? It's about extreme toproping (seriously). F&$*ing rediculous. Don't buy it but if you have netflix, put it on your list!
edejom

Boulder climber
Butte, America
May 12, 2010 - 04:28pm PT
There are funny, bad moves in this clip from Mission Impossible 2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7s5KFbyBmrQ&feature=related
nutjob

Gym climber
Berkeley, CA
Mar 3, 2011 - 01:52pm PT
Mix a really bad horror flick with a really bad climbing flick, then throw in an English overdub on French speaking lips, and what do you get?

High Lane: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1433562/

I tend to be particular about not taking the lord's name in vain, even though I'm not especially Christian. But I still like to be respectful just in case. Be that as it may, I don't know how many times I said to myself with disgust, "Oh My God" during this movie. I just couldn't help it. I was compelled to keep watching by how terrible it was.

You can stream it on Netflix.

Some nice mountain scenery, and the stupidest people on the planet doing a via ferrata with some free-soloing thrown in. They show free solo from below then from above with a pitch of bolts clipped and rope hanging from the person (and belaying hand-over-hand to bring up the followers). And weak dudes scared of heights that can't hang from their climbing harness on a bolt, but somehow they can hand-over-hand a 10mm rope hanging in free space.

From metal fatigue to bear traps to crazy grunting mountain men sharpening hatchets, this movie has it all. Well, shooting and explosions are missing. But there are safety flares, and that goes a long way.

High Lane.

Two bloody stumps up.
the Fet

climber
Tu-Tok-A-Nu-La
Mar 3, 2011 - 02:00pm PT
I saw vertical limit at the theatre because someone who will remain nameless reccomended it. Because of that I still won't take any advice from him on movies.

When the father fell and died in the beginning, I was laughing in the theatre because it was SO lame. People were turning and looking at me, pissed, because it was supposed to be so dramatic. But I couldn't help it.

I liked how more people died on the 'rescue' mission than were saved, but they considered it a success.
Chris2

Trad climber
Mar 3, 2011 - 02:08pm PT
I was very entertained by Vertical Limits. The comedic value was classic.
Barbarian

Trad climber
The great white north, eh?
Mar 3, 2011 - 02:15pm PT
"Surf 2 - End of the Trilogy"
MisterE

Social climber
Cinderella Story, Outa Nowhere
Mar 3, 2011 - 03:06pm PT
Plan 9 From Outer Space? Watch all 78 minutes, if you can...

http://www.spike.com/video-clips/hkfuuu/plan-9-from-outer-space

Edit: I am so glad they got Dudley Manlove for this movie, he really brings it all together.
DanaB

climber
Philadelphia
Mar 3, 2011 - 04:21pm PT
Makes Ed Wood look like Antonioni.


What an odd coincidence. John Fahey composed some of the music for Zabriskie Point, and I just read his essay about the experience.
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Mar 3, 2011 - 04:25pm PT
VL was for sure a clunker, but the Scott Glenn character was really cool.
Bad Climber

climber
Mar 3, 2011 - 04:39pm PT
NO! NO! NO! Vertical Limit was GREAT! Totally stupid, idiotic fun. I think the climbers ripping achors at the beginning is classic. Then the quiet shot at the base--then SPLAT!--old man meat sack hits the talus. Hooo man, that's art. Dex and C4, jumping fifty foot gaps to hang on with ice tools, and all the other classic scenes, I tell you it doesn't get much better. The problem I'm seeing here is that, for some reason, folks want to take is seriously. Seriously? Just goofy fun. Kick back a few cold ones and laugh. That's the whole point. To be honest, I was gripped against my will during a few scenes, especially that nightmare scenerio of the climber hanging off the lip of the icefall with one tool. Stupid? Unrealistic? Of course. Still a good fun ride.

BAd
Off White

climber
Tenino, WA
Mar 3, 2011 - 04:57pm PT
I saw VL in the theater and you could tell the climbers in the crowd, they were the ones who'd laugh out loud at what was theoretically and inappropriate time.

I never saw K2 the movie, but saw the play way back in the day up in Seattle, and I recall it as quite good.

I only recently saw Touching the Void, and while I really appreciated the use of period appropriate gear, I can't really recommend watching Joe crawling down the moraine all beat up and parched while one is running a 104 degree fever, it made my eyeballs hurt.
Brandon-

climber
Done With Tobacco
Mar 3, 2011 - 04:59pm PT
Judge Dredd.
Barbarian

Trad climber
The great white north, eh?
Mar 3, 2011 - 05:28pm PT
Caught "Sub Zero" on cable a while back. What a waste of film. I kept thinking: "They got some sucker to pony up the cash to make this?"
HighDesertDJ

Trad climber
Swimming in LEB tears.
Mar 3, 2011 - 07:08pm PT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j5tH_H5aN0&feature=related



I win
Captain...or Skully

climber
The Seas of Stone.
Mar 3, 2011 - 07:44pm PT
Man! That's even worse than "The Hills Have Eyes".
Yarrr.
Pcutler

climber
Iowa
Mar 3, 2011 - 11:37pm PT
Vertical Limit is almost as kick-ass as XXX. Almost.
The Mayor

Social climber
Billings, Montana USA
Mar 4, 2011 - 12:15am PT
Meet Joe Black

The Black Swan
Barbarian

Trad climber
The great white north, eh?
Mar 4, 2011 - 12:26am PT
I saw some movie on late night cable..."story" evolve about some soldiers who went through a cave and went back in time to a land with amazon women and a dinosaur. The dinosaur was rubber and, I kid you not, was waved right in front of the camera to make it look large.
Truly the worst movie ever made...just wish I could remember the title.
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