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MisterE

Trad climber
One Place or Another
Topic Author's Original Post - Mar 22, 2009 - 10:17pm PT
I finally broke it off with that left-handed lesbian albino midget Eskimo. It was fun while it lasted, but she, well...

OTHER HEADLINES:

200 People Delete Their Posts in Response to Woody and LEB,
Johntp's avatar actually implodes from deleting more than he posted!

Nature's Inflatable Toy Competition Added to SushiFest Venue.

NEWS FLASH: Some Joshua Tree/29 Palms Area Residents Are ON DRUGS!

CrimperGirl Takes on Brass Nuts!

The Latest in Reader Responses: OFF TOPIC? YOU DECIDE!
Owlman

Trad climber
Mar 22, 2009 - 10:20pm PT
meanwhile...

Zipperpotamus continues to troll noobs from Kali.

nature

climber
Tucson, AZ
Mar 22, 2009 - 10:24pm PT
it was a dildo.
johntp

Trad climber
socal
Mar 22, 2009 - 10:29pm PT
crack-n-up. too funny.
Crimpergirl

Social climber
Boulder, Colorado!
Mar 22, 2009 - 11:41pm PT
Oh yeah! I took on BrassNuts and we BOTH won! :)
SteveW

Trad climber
The state of confusion
Mar 22, 2009 - 11:46pm PT
MisterE(asy) does it. . .
ß Î Ø T Ç H

Boulder climber
the greasewood ghetto
Mar 23, 2009 - 12:34am PT
This thread should be stickied .
Anastasia

climber
Not here
Mar 23, 2009 - 12:40am PT
Locker Designs Endowed Climbing Shorts!

The New Sport of Down Climbing!

Are They Real?

Missing Picnic Table in Joshua Tree! Culprits appear to be monkeys.







Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Mar 23, 2009 - 12:50am PT
CMac refuses government bailout because it has "strings attached". Says, "I can bail out on my own."




Mormon prophet has vision; "No more posting on Taco.





The truth exposed; Tarbuster Benefit actually giant ponzi scheme perpetrated by Lois.
SteveW

Trad climber
The state of confusion
Mar 23, 2009 - 09:05am PT
I'm getting dizzier. . .
Anastasia

climber
Not here
Mar 23, 2009 - 09:54am PT
Supetopian gives birth to a child wearing climbing shoes. Parents are now being investigated for the abuse of chalk.
philo

Trad climber
boulder, co.
Mar 23, 2009 - 10:23am PT
Hey Nature are you saying the next SushiFest will be in...





Well that is news.



Anastasia I heard tell the parents were in a state of wired bliss when they birthed the little alien.
Ghost

climber
A long way from where I started
Mar 23, 2009 - 10:45am PT
I wish I hadn't voted for the Locker/Lois ticket in the election last year.
We wouldn't be in all this trouble if Mr. Cheney was still President.
MisterE

Trad climber
One Place or Another
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 23, 2009 - 10:49am PT
This just in!

Climbers Don't All Agree with Each Other!

The "Chicken Skinner" Legend Revealed!!

Yosemite Fires Half-Dome!

Mystics of YOSAR: A Retrospective

SteveW

Trad climber
The state of confusion
Mar 23, 2009 - 11:00am PT
Please, let us know the Chicken Skinner legend?


Was it with rubber chickens?
drljefe

climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
Mar 23, 2009 - 11:09am PT
This months Training Secrets:
Go from "Man Ho" to "SNAG" in just 90 days!!!
philo

Trad climber
boulder, co.
Mar 23, 2009 - 01:21pm PT
Man boobs or ballast? You decide.
Crimpergirl

Social climber
Boulder, Colorado!
Mar 23, 2009 - 01:22pm PT
hahahahaha - good one drljefe!
nature

climber
Tucson, AZ
Mar 23, 2009 - 01:24pm PT
Jefe....

You need to tell me how to go from SNAG to Man Ho.


I needed to park closer to the girls at the turn off... yeah yeah... lesson number one.



Lesson #2?
drljefe

climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
Mar 23, 2009 - 01:29pm PT
Tattoos, bro. LOTS of tattoos.
I DON'T FVCKING KNOW!
Forest

Trad climber
Tucson, AZ
Mar 23, 2009 - 01:36pm PT
Nature -

No more Yoga. Ever.


Unless you go wearing a muscle shirt and sweat pants. And crack loud offfensive jokes the whole time.


Sheaah. Right!
nature

climber
Tucson, AZ
Mar 23, 2009 - 01:39pm PT
I need to watch the Inappropriate Yoga guy a few times and pick up one some of his tips.
drljefe

climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
Mar 23, 2009 - 01:40pm PT
Monthly Update:
Social Complexities dominate front page!
nature

climber
Tucson, AZ
Mar 23, 2009 - 01:42pm PT
we could write up the trip report from yesterday.


or KNOTT
Crimpergirl

Social climber
Boulder, Colorado!
Mar 23, 2009 - 01:44pm PT
A few tips that may help you become a Man Ho.

First, don't care about what women think. Instead, you have to focus only about what men think.

Brag about how you test women and how they fail. *thump chest robustly* Brag about how much money you have and don't forget to mention what a cool car (or cars) you have. *pound chest robustly and add a hearty grunt* Tell stories about how tough you are, about the ass you kick and fear you instill in other men. *two robust chest thumps and three hearty grunts*

The man sex ho part is easy. There is always some female (or male - NTTIAWWT)to do if you have no standards so this isn't really part of the equation.

Or something like that.
happiegrrrl

Trad climber
New York, NY
Mar 23, 2009 - 01:55pm PT
"I Was Abducted by a Yeti in Yosemite" ~ True Story! With Pics!

How Your Crag Dog Can Teach You Crack Technique

Supertopo Saves Million$$$ By Allowing Advice Columnist Job to Remain Unfilled
nature

climber
Tucson, AZ
Mar 23, 2009 - 02:10pm PT
How is it that Crimpie knows more about being a Man Ho then Jefe does?
Crimpergirl

Social climber
Boulder, Colorado!
Mar 23, 2009 - 02:15pm PT
Powers of observation. :)
philo

Trad climber
boulder, co.
Mar 23, 2009 - 02:24pm PT
In a desperate attempt to marry two women Fattrad bids farewell to AIPAC and moves to Utah to be reborn as an LDS.
MisterE

Trad climber
One Place or Another
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 23, 2009 - 02:34pm PT
Excellent, Philo!

SPRING RETURNS:

In an effort to avoid belayer penalty-slack, climbers across the forum start being nicer to each other. However, bad blood still remains as evidenced by several sightings of "the euro belay-loop" this past weekend.
SteveW

Trad climber
The state of confusion
Mar 23, 2009 - 02:47pm PT
MisterE has opened up a new can of worms with



"The Euro Belay hoop"




News at 9!
nature

climber
Tucson, AZ
Mar 23, 2009 - 03:16pm PT
HEY!!!! We're you watching me belay jefe this weekend?!?!
MisterE

Trad climber
One Place or Another
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 23, 2009 - 03:23pm PT
haha!

Wide Climber Migration Observed

Weekend Climbers Lament: "Camp Four STILL FULL!"

Tools of The Trade: Getting Them and Avoiding Them
drljefe

climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
Mar 23, 2009 - 03:27pm PT
Rubber Chicken strikes out with climber boys,
hitch hikes east dejected.
Jingy

Social climber
Flatland, Ca
Mar 23, 2009 - 03:32pm PT
This just in....



fattrad Moves to Utah in search of Bliss... more at 10!

Man screams "My Schlong is caught in the belt sander!!!" is view as hyperbole.. No one pays any attention whatsoever.
Hardman Knott

Gym climber
Muir Woods National Monument, Mill Valley, Ca
Mar 23, 2009 - 03:54pm PT



















Uh, this is more like it:





TradIsGood

Chalkless climber
the Gunks end of the country
Mar 23, 2009 - 03:55pm PT
Rajmit climbing sighting disputed.
Several researchers convinced from pictures that it was really Bigfoot.
Mighty Hiker

Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Mar 23, 2009 - 04:22pm PT
"Dildo located in Newfoundland"

http://www.virtual-tours-newfoundland.ca/Dildo/dildo.html
TradIsGood

Chalkless climber
the Gunks end of the country
Mar 23, 2009 - 04:31pm PT
Crimpie Posts then DELETES Birthday Suit TR.
Who is Bob X?
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Mar 23, 2009 - 05:20pm PT
Larry Craig climbs at City of Rocks, seeks wide stance.
Anastasia

climber
Not here
Mar 23, 2009 - 05:22pm PT
Scratch and sniff resoles, nothing gets you higher!
happiegrrrl

Trad climber
New York, NY
Mar 23, 2009 - 08:55pm PT
Supertopo Editors Can Most Prolific Journalist
Inability to Stick to Word Count Cited as Cause
happiegrrrl

Trad climber
New York, NY
Mar 23, 2009 - 09:01pm PT
Follow Up Story:

Nunnery Finds Itself Flush With Funds When New Convert Donates $300 Every Sunday
mark miller

Social climber
Reno
Mar 23, 2009 - 09:06pm PT
"left-handed lesbian albino midget Eskimo". where do I find one of those........
TradIsGood

Chalkless climber
the Gunks end of the country
Mar 23, 2009 - 09:41pm PT
Bullpen - Anchorage Little League.
Anastasia

climber
Not here
Mar 23, 2009 - 11:05pm PT
Belay slaves for hire.
Rope guns for hire.
People who claim to climb well, don't but will act like they know everything... Free.

happiegrrrl

Trad climber
New York, NY
Mar 23, 2009 - 11:12pm PT
To be a reeeealy true soap opera, we'd have to have some sort of "Climber A" was dating "Climber B" and then Climber A cheated on B and started sleeping with Climber C. Climber C, the little tramp, meanwhile was doing Climber D, E and F. Sometimes...well, never mind....

Climber F, who had at one time been married to Climber A, was the mother of Climber G. Climber G worked for Climber H, who also had been married at one time to Climber A and was now married to Climber D.....
Jaybro

Social climber
wuz real!
Mar 23, 2009 - 11:22pm PT
This truer than you think, you probably already know that.
nature

climber
Tucson, AZ
Mar 23, 2009 - 11:32pm PT
well you all but gave my identity away. Thanks happie....
Salamanizer

Trad climber
Vacaville Ca,
Mar 23, 2009 - 11:39pm PT
This just in

Sport weenies descend South Face of Half Dome into the Tri-Clops eye where they discover an ancient manuscript sealed inside a water (read wine) jug entitled; "Cupward Bound". Researchers believe this may well be the last will and testament of Jesus Christ himself.

Meanwhile, sportos are left to aid their way back to the top while convincing themselves "there is no other way".

Much contraversy ensues!

More at 11:00
happiegrrrl

Trad climber
New York, NY
Mar 23, 2009 - 11:44pm PT
Yabo returns for the spring 2009 season. Turns out his previously unknown of twin brother had stolen his identity back in the day and the real Yabo had been spending the last few decades hitch hiking across the continents, living with motherly woman after motherly woman....
Risk

Mountain climber
Olympia, WA
Mar 23, 2009 - 11:47pm PT
A. Crowley selected for NPS Night Liaison, 2009 Yosemite Facelift
Crimpergirl

Social climber
Boulder, Colorado!
Mar 24, 2009 - 12:11am PT
TMJesse wins award for funny-a$$ post!
Jaybro

Social climber
wuz real!
Mar 24, 2009 - 12:16am PT
Yeah, as long as Crowley still has the Keys to the kingdom, this time around.
happiegrrrl

Trad climber
New York, NY
Mar 24, 2009 - 08:57am PT
Follow-Up Story:
NPS promotes A. Crowley to Climber's Liason at Yosemite

Next Day:
Yosemite Swarmed by Masses of Climbers. Asked Why, Answer: "The End Is Nigh!"
SteveW

Trad climber
The state of confusion
Mar 24, 2009 - 09:16am PT
NEWSFLASH





WERNER and CROWLEY MARRIED











Nature stands in as matron of honor









MisterE is flower girl.



More at 9:00!
philo

Trad climber
boulder, co.
Mar 24, 2009 - 10:54am PT
PLEASE SteveW NO PICTURES!
nature

climber
Tucson, AZ
Mar 24, 2009 - 10:54am PT
and the Reverend PaganMonkeyBoy performs the services as #46 looks on in a fit of blind jealous rage.
philo

Trad climber
boulder, co.
Mar 24, 2009 - 11:00am PT
WERNER TELLS STORIES!
He NEEDed to tell.

Make that KNEEed.
SteveW

Trad climber
The state of confusion
Mar 24, 2009 - 02:04pm PT
LOOK OUT


























They're talkin' about replacin the taco with . . .

































CREAM OF WHEAT!!!!
nita

climber
chica from chico, I don't claim to be a daisy
Mar 24, 2009 - 06:16pm PT
Just passing thru/bookworm/Joedee deletes post..... Angry over Penguins -Right to life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBwqbqZ3L60
philo

Trad climber
boulder, co.
Mar 25, 2009 - 12:02am PT
In a pathetic attempt to procure Bachar tickets Hank Caylor dons a sombrero and a cardboard sign. INS agents mistake him for an illegal and deport him to Guadalajara. Film at 11:00
dirtineye

Trad climber
the south
Mar 25, 2009 - 01:37am PT
I only proposed to one. she sort of said yes. kind of a shock, considering everything.

well actually two, but the first one said no, not marrying anyone, and hates kids. would be happy with either one really, just need to live.
MisterE

Trad climber
One Place or Another
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 25, 2009 - 02:15am PT
Base-Jumping Administrator Breaks Into Hollywood!
Mighty Hiker

Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Mar 25, 2009 - 02:18am PT
"Stalin's Grave Revealed to be Communist Plot!!!111"
ß Î Ø T Ç H

Boulder climber
the greasewood ghetto
Mar 25, 2009 - 03:04am PT
" INS agents ... deport him to Guadalajara. "
.... Lucky stiff .
MisterE

Trad climber
One Place or Another
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 26, 2009 - 03:49pm PT
TOP STORY OF 2008:

Mister Clean Gets Dirty?
philo

Trad climber
boulder, co.
Mar 26, 2009 - 05:03pm PT
That needs further clarity.
She wants to consume your nuptials and your problem is????
Mighty Hiker

Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Mar 27, 2009 - 01:20am PT
"Boot Flake Punted!!"
nature

climber
Tucson, AZ
Mar 27, 2009 - 02:27am PT
MisterE....


We're three months into 2009.



I'm just sayin'
MisterE

Trad climber
One Step Beyond!
Topic Author's Reply - May 12, 2009 - 01:58am PT
Hey, there. Any new drama? We're all eyes!

What is this chicken thing? The next twist to the climber odd fixation??

Sheep not good enough anymore?



Riotch

Trad climber
Kayenta, Arizona
May 12, 2009 - 07:44am PT
Boy meets girl.
Boy is a climber, girl is not.
Girl and boy make a date for a movie on the couch.
Boy proceeds to swill beers with friends.
Girl comes over to watch movie.
Boy is too drunk.
Girl goes home.
Boy left to fester in self-hatred.






















But, hey, climbing had nothing to do with it!
Riotch

Trad climber
Kayenta, Arizona
May 12, 2009 - 08:01am PT
I know!

Beer doesn't even help . . .
nature

climber
Tucson, AZ
May 12, 2009 - 11:51am PT
It took us a while to figure out but rubber chickens are a lot easier to manage on a big wall than sheep... blowup or otherwise.
Riotch

Trad climber
Kayenta, Arizona
May 12, 2009 - 11:52am PT
What about dolphins?

Blow-up, or otherwise.
nature

climber
Tucson, AZ
May 12, 2009 - 11:54am PT
Rolphin the Dolphin - RIP.

did you have to remind me? And my chicken dumped me.
Melissa

Gym climber
berkeley, ca
May 12, 2009 - 12:33pm PT
Awesome, Dingus!
JuanDeFuca

Big Wall climber
Stoney Point
May 12, 2009 - 01:12pm PT
dirtbag

climber
May 12, 2009 - 01:19pm PT
That's such a great shot.
Ed Hartouni

Trad climber
Livermore, CA
May 14, 2009 - 10:49am PT
....so, anyone want their birthday mentioned on the "elcap-o-tron" this summer?

we've got it rigged as a giant digital board, and gone into a partnership with Elcappics to do "instant replay" of climbers on the Big Stone...

a little French-free on that FFA? see it up-close-and-personal during the replay!

...and the ad pop-ups are pretty awesome, too.
MisterE

Trad climber
One Step Beyond!
Topic Author's Reply - May 14, 2009 - 10:58pm PT
Climbing Boy meets Climbing Chick,

they spend all their time together-

Work:


Play:


They even have eggs together:


Boy goes crazy from too much time together, boils chicken (much to the delight of the other birds, who were jealous):


RELATIONSHIP OVER!!

Is there any hope for Gertrude?

Where IS Cosmic - has he been detained for the deed?

SteveW

Trad climber
The state of confusion
May 15, 2009 - 12:18am PT
BURP!
MisterE

Trad climber
Canoga Bark! CA
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 8, 2009 - 02:01am PT
UPDATE!!!!

The Blitzo Car Repair Epic Spans Months!!!

Forced Nevada Move Creates Siamese Difficulty For High Desert Local!

What Is The Indomitable Tucker's Next Move?

Anastasia! She's Taken, Boys!



Mighty Hiker

Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Sep 8, 2009 - 02:09am PT
"A. Crowley selected for NPS Night Liaison, 2009 Yosemite Facelift."

(Too good not to repeat.)
MisterE

Trad climber
Canoga Bark! CA
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 8, 2009 - 02:47am PT
Many Grieve At The Losses Of The Year

Meh :(
Gene

climber
Sep 8, 2009 - 02:56am PT
Nice upgrade, Locker.


Best of luck in the Mile HIGH City.
drljefe

climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
Sep 8, 2009 - 01:54pm PT
Legendary So Cal climber corrals politicos into one thread!

Wolves, fires... MEDS STAT!




Way too many RIPs. Way too many.
drljefe

climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
Mar 15, 2010 - 12:53pm PT

bump
nature

climber
Tucson, AZ
Mar 15, 2010 - 12:58pm PT
Reilly

Mountain climber
Monrovia, CA
Mar 15, 2010 - 01:00pm PT
The Taco Pecking Order....

drljefe

climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
Mar 15, 2010 - 02:26pm PT
page 2 is awesome right now!
MisterE

Social climber
Across Town From Easy Street
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 15, 2010 - 03:49pm PT
*Sigh*

I miss the good old daze:

MisterE

Social climber
Bouncy Tiggerville
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 27, 2010 - 12:12am PT
bump
Captain...or Skully

Big Wall climber
Transporter Room 2
Oct 27, 2010 - 12:17am PT
Rum would be my liquor of choice, though I'd not turn down a shot of CC, except maybe with Breakfast.
Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Oct 27, 2010 - 12:19am PT
MisterE

Social climber
Bouncy Tiggerville
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 27, 2010 - 12:39am PT
MULTIPLE BANNINGS CREATES STIR

FULL MOON PULLS JACKALS AND WOLVES OUT!

BREAKING NEWS: PEOPLE ARE WEIRD AND NOT NICE ONLINE!

Captain...or Skully

Big Wall climber
Transporter Room 2
Oct 27, 2010 - 12:44am PT
Ahem. The Full Moon was last week.
It shone greatly upon The Tall Stones. The glory of it was vast.
Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Oct 27, 2010 - 12:59am PT
JOEY.F

Social climber
sebastopol
Oct 27, 2010 - 03:13am PT
Capt'n, heard you were on the the Big Stone. Yar!
SteveW

Trad climber
The state of confusion
Oct 27, 2010 - 07:44am PT

Where can I get my subscription, Anders?????
survival

Big Wall climber
A Token of My Extreme
Oct 27, 2010 - 09:03am PT
Average age of Supertopo participants plummets as n00bs invade!!
Captain...or Skully

Big Wall climber
Transporter Room 2
Oct 27, 2010 - 09:05am PT
What IS the average age, anyway? Anyone do a study?
There's some dinosaurs, but there's Freshies, too.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Oct 27, 2010 - 11:06am PT
Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Oct 27, 2010 - 01:22pm PT
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Jan 17, 2011 - 09:55am PT
Bump 'cause the Taco still turns with stomachs churned.
MisterE

Social climber
Cinderella Story, Outa Nowhere
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 7, 2011 - 01:01am PT
First Facelift Wedding Announced!

Breaking News:

Brian Biega on a delete frenzy!!

Credit Where Credit is Due - Chief! = Gone

Credit Where Credit is Due = Gone


What up dude? Start a lame ass attack thread and can't leave it up.

Should have just PMed Chief in the beginning instead of putting everything online for all to see.
Mimi

climber
Mar 7, 2011 - 01:06am PT
LOL!
Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Mar 7, 2011 - 01:09am PT
Well, the "Great Horned Owl Webcam" thread is OK. Nowhere near as cool as a SuperTopo wedding, but still interesting. And there's a few others.

After Callie and Dave, is this the second ST wedding? Not that CMac needs to change ST into an on-line dating forum, but...
neebee

Social climber
calif/texas
Mar 7, 2011 - 01:11am PT
hey there say, mr E... wow, i saw the facebook note, too...

and the note here now...

say:

happy facelift wedding to you both!
:)
MisterE

Social climber
Cinderella Story, Outa Nowhere
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 7, 2011 - 01:13am PT
Well, the "Great Horned Owl Webcam" thread is OK. Nowhere near as cool as a SuperTopo wedding, but still interesting. And there's a few others.

After Callie and Dave, is this the second ST wedding? Not that CMac needs to change ST into an on-line dating forum, but...

Drama, man - DRA-MA

Get with the program, that cold has made your brain sluggish.

Owl Web Cams NEVER make daytime drama.

This is the stuff that keeps you coming back:

Scientology: Is there an "Ark on the Moon" Connection?
MisterE

Social climber
Cinderella Story, Outa Nowhere
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 21, 2011 - 02:59am PT
DRLJefe's Advice is Taken by Nature!

Tattoos, bro. LOTS of tattoos.

**MAJOR WEEKEND CLIMBER'S BLOWOUT EXPECTED IN JOSHUA TREE IN APRIL!
ADDITIONAL FATTRADS CALLED IN FOR EVENTS!**

EASTERN SIERRA FRY-N-FREEZE!
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Mar 21, 2011 - 09:51am PT
Santa Cruz climber with huge woody decks off same, cracks pelvis. Forms sling from Hawaiian shirt....
nature

climber
Mysore Karnataka India
Mar 21, 2011 - 09:53am PT
need more ink....
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Mar 21, 2011 - 09:59am PT
Jerry Garcia mysteriously appears in Dead Head Thread!
eeyonkee

Trad climber
Golden, CO
Mar 21, 2011 - 10:20am PT
Mighty Hiker misspells word. First time since 1978.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Mar 21, 2011 - 10:55am PT
Mad scientist buys car.
scuffy b

climber
dissected alluvial deposits, late Pleistocene
Mar 23, 2011 - 08:08pm PT
Jaybro with the dish!! Do you live for dish?
The mudboarding was Dope!
tom woods

Gym climber
Bishop, CA
Mar 24, 2011 - 12:11am PT
Wait! OP- Dead Milkmen! I know I'm late, but better late than never.

Lowering children into open manholes.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Mar 26, 2011 - 01:26am PT
I'm going right back in as soon as my seat is dry.
Anastasia

climber
hanging from an ice pic and missing my mama.
Mar 26, 2011 - 01:28am PT
Strange Greek sighted in a Jewish enclave.
Gear piled too high fallen on residents. One woman taken to the local hospital for a possible concussion.
Dog ruling over owners... Will work for kibble.

AFS

johntp

Trad climber
socal
Nov 7, 2011 - 06:04am PT
Update:

Jody gets riled at someone sending emails as SJ for reasons that he won't divulge.

DR does a show but there are no pics.

nature is doing his thing and making me hungry and in need of a road trip.

Todd's got great kids (best to Van).

SoCali's think 40 F is cold.

Normal OK had a quake.

Cosmic is about to become an international empire window washer.

Cole is a mega-millionare.

Tommy is getting snowed on on the dawn (kick ass!).

The happiegirl breakdown express is headed to JT (go Happie!)

I still don't understand "mind".

Oh yea, there is still that anal, moronic thread about republicans.

Slater posts a great TR about climbing that will soon be lost.

And santa is coming to town.
MisterE

Social climber
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 9, 2012 - 10:42pm PT
So much fodder right now:

FATTRAD AND POLITARDS SUCCUMB TO MASS BANNINATION, SITE HOST SUSPECTED

NEWS FLASH: CLIMBERS STILL NOT COMMUNICATING WELL, ADVENT OF THE INTRANET NOTWITHSTANDING
nature

climber
Aridzona for now Denver.... here I come...
Feb 9, 2012 - 10:44pm PT
did you say something?

MTucker what?
SteveW

Trad climber
The state of confusion
Feb 10, 2012 - 12:06am PT

More coffee here!!!!
johntp

Trad climber
socal
Feb 10, 2012 - 12:55am PT
Numerous taco's are given the kibash.

Todd has a new roof.

Ekat has the best skeezin trip ever.

nature hooks up and moves to Colorado.

Locker has.....







































well, he's Locker. We don't really want to know.
MisterE

Social climber
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 15, 2013 - 11:53pm PT
Tagging is bad, mmmkay?
You could die, or get part of a national park shut down.

Roy is on a trad jag - once the Spring Fever wears off, he *may* calm down.

Apparently, people eat raw fish in the desert by the scads without worry - stay tuned for follow-up digestive thread.
MisterE

climber
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 11, 2013 - 09:37pm PT
Ron Anderson tries to shove a free computer down Cosmiccragsman's throat.

After initial rejection, a lap-top seems to be approaching an already injured throat again!
SteveW

Trad climber
The state of confusion
Sep 11, 2013 - 09:58pm PT

L shows up, disappears. . . boo hoo!
10b4me

Ice climber
On the Way to Flagstaff
Sep 11, 2013 - 10:08pm PT
Yeah, come back L.
zBrown

Ice climber
Brujo de La Playa
Sep 11, 2013 - 10:13pm PT


to every thing turn, turn, turn


johntp

Trad climber
socal
Sep 11, 2013 - 10:36pm PT
Hudon finds the fountain of youth.

Some punk named whitemeat and friends tear it up and post trip reports without once using the phrase "so there I was".

A lot of good souls have passed.

The bird posts up.

Vitaly finds his groove.

Can anyone find the camel toe?

MisterE

climber
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 11, 2013 - 10:41pm PT
OK, I totally got that last one wrong,

but that's sometimes how it goes...


As The Taco Turns
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Sep 11, 2013 - 10:55pm PT
McNamara indicted over Food Porn issue.

Large Trout put through hell.
Walling eyes Lloyd the Lurking Lunker as culprit.
zBrown

Ice climber
Brujo de La Playa
Sep 12, 2013 - 11:28am PT
Watch what you eat.

mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Sep 12, 2013 - 07:36pm PT
Watch how much you drink.

mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Sep 17, 2013 - 12:57pm PT
Classical music banned on Taco bandwidth.

Vicious Artur Schnabel joke blamed.

It's a shame and a pity, but by allowing coarse humor tinged with sexual innuendo and political irony, not to mention just plain meanness, we brought it on ourselves. It's remains will be interred next to the Boobs Thread.

The furor centers around this remark and the comeback.

Post:
Most people today listen to Schnabel's Beethoven Sonata #32 in C min Op. 111 and can't get beyond the obvious technical deficiencies. Interpretivly, Schnabel was respected for his profound musical insights and the strengths of his edition of the 32 Beethoven Sonatas.
In his day, most other top pianists admired him greatly, but could not resist a bit of teasing on the side.


Post:
The classic joke:
"Did you hear that Schnabel was rejected by the Army."
"I hadn't heard--why?"
"No fingers."

mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Nov 23, 2013 - 06:56pm PT
Not a chicken joke, not a Donini joke, and not a bad one, either.

From the Melodious Lady in Brooklyn, my daughter Bevin.

Let the chips fall, they're all gonna die anyway.

[Click to View YouTube Video]
bit'er ol' guy

climber
the past
Nov 23, 2013 - 11:19pm PT
BOG Policies and Proceedures for Super LAMASS forum.

1. Only go on the site when FKINLOOADED!!!

2. Drop a BIGGASSS steamin' TrUTh B0mB

3. NEVER, EVER, EVER go back to see how uptightinsecureloserSTlocals reply

4. Only one post per thread (usually)

5. It's a JOKE!!!!

6. GET IT?
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Nov 24, 2013 - 03:24pm PT
I'll bite, ya toothless old fart. :)
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Nov 24, 2013 - 03:31pm PT
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Nov 24, 2013 - 03:38pm PT
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Nov 24, 2013 - 03:46pm PT
Bite me, too, old fart.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Nov 24, 2013 - 03:53pm PT
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Nov 24, 2013 - 04:01pm PT
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Nov 24, 2013 - 04:04pm PT

Just feckin' bite me!

If anyone wants their photo removed, send me a PM, don't do it here.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Nov 24, 2013 - 05:36pm PT
In a word, no.Noticed that all my shots are MY shots, did you?

A lot of work for a simple gift to my community.

This is Otay, I hope?
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Dec 26, 2013 - 01:13pm PT
Year's-End Edition Bump

Brought to you by the folks at Bag-End B&B: left turn off Hwy 140 on to Yosemite Parkway from Hwy 99, go wherever your heart takes you.

He 'May' or 'May' not. I finally 'got it.' Nice, nice, very nice, MisterE.

Has Tarbuster "calmed down?" (health and happiness insert)

Is the 'get-together' getting together? (society pages are a thing of the past, turn the page)

The 2014 Facelift is gonna be more fun than a barrel of penny rolls. Make that bottle caps. (profiles in green--today's profile: Plaidman)

Waxing tips from eKat. (sports)

Down East version of New England clam chowder recipe (Mo Hocking)

mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Dec 26, 2013 - 01:48pm PT
Tonight's the night we're gonna make it happen.[Click to View YouTube Video]Wanna dance.
Gary

Social climber
Desolation Basin, Calif.
Dec 26, 2013 - 02:03pm PT
All Watched Over By Machines Of Loving Grace

I like to think (and
the sooner the better!)
of a cybernetic meadow
where mammals and computers
live together in mutually
programming harmony
like pure water
touching clear sky.

I like to think
(right now, please!)
of a cybernetic forest
filled with pines and electronics
where deer stroll peacefully
past computers
as if they were flowers
with spinning blossoms.

I like to think
(it has to be!)
of a cybernetic ecology
where we are free of our labors
and joined back to nature,
returned to our mammal
brothers and sisters,
and all watched over
by machines of loving grace.

Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Feb 26, 2014 - 07:35pm PT
Lots of bitchin' bump.

Why can't we all just get along?

Oh yeah, because we are all different.

I've been crazy busy with life, hope you negative Nancies can sort it out. Probably not, though.
MisterE

climber
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 26, 2014 - 09:05pm PT
The butthurt is strong indeed - updates:

Cosgrove is back, Burchey is in a battle of avatar banning/creation with the admins that is shaping up to be epic, Mouse from Merced is trying for a band-width comsumption record and has already probably doubled or triple everyone else with 11505 photos loaded as of today, Clint Cummins (aka the nicest and most on-topic guy ever) gets in a little engagement with a Sloan advocate...

let's see, what else?

Oh, then there is this ongoing thing:

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/154528/the-oreilly-factor
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 26, 2014 - 09:09pm PT
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Feb 26, 2014 - 09:15pm PT
burchy banned for the umpteenth time.

What will his handle be tomorrow!?

Jerry Jim Jonson III?
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Feb 26, 2014 - 09:32pm PT
That cat needs to see Jenny.
Gal

Trad climber
going big air to fakie
Feb 26, 2014 - 10:50pm PT
lol to the summaries of "As The Taco Turns" - glad to see it continues on.
MisterE

climber
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 22, 2014 - 12:45am PT
Multiple Ron Andersons cause a Moderator reconsideration of what qualifies as a Ron Anderson - all is resolved after much aforementioned butthurt.

Pot-smokers get hired and fired - apparently without Federal intervention!

Bottle-walkers convene at an obscure south Arizona native hiding place!

Kalimon

Social climber
Ridgway, CO
Mar 22, 2014 - 12:57am PT
Fat cats keep smilin' . . . "It's all shite Billy."
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Mar 22, 2014 - 01:04am PT
I must note the wonderful Gary: poem post and photo which rings a bell??

Richard Brautigan?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Brautigan

He wrote some great stuff. I of course related to his collection of fishing short stories: Trout Fishing in Idaho.

Otherwise I will quote Latin, (which I avoided in high school, since it was a dead language, but I could not ignore it in biology.)

This sums up my evening.

CARPE VINUM!

Flip Flop

Trad climber
Truckee, CA
Mar 22, 2014 - 01:17am PT
How did I get here? BrookTrout Fishing in Post America. Buenas noches Taqueros.
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Mar 22, 2014 - 03:43am PT
Lolololololololol
johntp

Trad climber
socal
Mar 22, 2014 - 04:00am PT
I love brook trout. They taste great.
Fish Finder

Social climber
Mar 26, 2014 - 07:04pm PT
ah yes the rambunctious spring is upon us


Noteworthy

I had a nice visit with Mr E and the muppet who are living their dreams,

Coz or Cozgrove has been deleted from the forum again but he will just say it was his choice

All the brothers are saying to hug a brother but only referencing the sisters as being a voice of reason

Apogee looks like he is well on his way to growing a sack


Damn those metro sexual Canadian climbers with all those feelings?????


A big shout out to our favorite other north american gal who has a frankenstein leg. Heal quickly and more selfies with your precious cat


Things are getting pretty spicy as the barbie is being fired up with meaty on the hook

Stay Tuned, Smile and get outside away from the DRAMA SCREEN
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Mar 26, 2014 - 07:05pm PT
Coz got nuked?

Awwww...that's too bad. I was just getting to enjoy having him around again.
johntp

Trad climber
socal
Mar 26, 2014 - 09:21pm PT
apogee and RA create a sh!t show. Slander and trash talk runs rampant while climbing related threads drop off the front page.
Fish Finder

Social climber
Mar 26, 2014 - 09:25pm PT
johntp


that is so yesterday

look at apogees last several posts

he's a new man and that caveman Ron wont be bothering him anymore


The new tone is so refreshing everyone on Supertopo can hear the birds sing

Except for 10b4me who wants the forum to be back the way it use to be and thinks that anyone can actually control the roller coaster

Positive thoughts Positive Posts and Positive responses./... YUK

Lets all wear white
MisterE

climber
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 26, 2014 - 11:51pm PT
LOL Fish Finder - thanks for the mention. Great to see you.

Apologies ST for Physical Selfie Threats and Vandalism
ß Î Ø T Ç H

Boulder climber
extraordinaire
May 12, 2015 - 09:52pm PT
"Just sit right back
And you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip,
That started from this tropic port,
Aboard this tiny ship.
The mate was a mighty sailin' lad,
The Skipper brave and sure,
Five passengers set sail that day,
For a three hour tour.

The weather started getting rough,
The tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
The Minnow would be lost.

The ship set ground on the shore
Of this uncharted desert isle
With Gilligan,
The Skipper too.
The millionaire
And his wife,
The movie star,
The professor and Mary Ann,
Here on Gilligan's Isle.

So this is the tale of our castaways,
They're here for a long long time.
They'll have to make the best of things,
It's an uphill climb.

The first mate and his Skipper too
Will do their very best,
To make the others comf'terble
In their tropic island nest.

No phone, no lights, no motor car,
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe
It's primitive as can be.

So join us here each week my friends,
You're sure to get a smile,
From seven stranded castaways
Here on Gilligan's Isle!"
jeff constine

Trad climber
Ao Namao
May 13, 2015 - 07:37am PT
2 Muppets get run over and never post again.
johntp

Trad climber
socal
May 13, 2015 - 08:45am PT
shipoopi is trolling for partners.

Vitally and Whitemeat keep rocking. Although Whitemeat still needs to learn to spell.

eKat is paddling.

The world is good.

MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Topic Author's Reply - Jun 7, 2015 - 11:28pm PT
Bump:

Threads are frozen!

Spring pollen reactions go bad as people forget

to take their meds.

Reeotch

climber
4 Corners Area
Jun 8, 2015 - 06:30am PT
I miss Bruce Jenner
MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Topic Author's Reply - Jun 8, 2015 - 07:53am PT
jeff constine

Trad climber
Ao Namao

May 13, 2015 - 07:37am PT
2 Muppets get run over and never post again.

I miss Medusa - fortunately Farouk is still around to take up the slack!
johntp

Trad climber
socal
Jun 8, 2015 - 09:20am PT
philo admits he is a big dick. Confirmed by Cosmic.

eKat mows her lawn and needs a pig to take care of her snakes (although the grizz would likely take care of the pig first).

anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Jun 8, 2015 - 10:05am PT
Definitely need more life story updates.


And yeah, I kind of miss the Chef.
nita

Social climber
chica de chico, I don't claim to be a daisy.
Jun 8, 2015 - 10:30am PT
*
The usual..

difference of opinions..usually religion, political..or social.
Male drama queens..on both sides..
quick rapid poking ensues ~ The lord of the flies..

then more....yada yada yada


[Click to View YouTube Video]




I don't miss.. Ron or manzanita man...

edit: Miss Susan, I like your much kinder analogy ..
SC seagoat

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, Moab or In What Time Zone Am I?
Jun 8, 2015 - 10:57am PT
People climbing. People mowing.
Tough choice.

Politics slow thank gawd.
Weeg cloned.
Some attention hounds on vacay. Some not

Some people hurting. Some soaring.
It's still going round and round.


Susan




johntp

Trad climber
socal
Jun 8, 2015 - 11:53am PT
What this thread needs is a picture of a Northern Flicker.

This thread could head south in a hurry.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Jun 8, 2015 - 11:55am PT
Coming from Tami I expected a booger to come with a Flicker.
MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 9, 2015 - 07:47pm PT
Make it four women in a row posting. How rare is that on this forum ?

Yay! That is rare - thanks, ladies.

PHILO AND JONNYRIG MELTDOWNS RESURFACE AMID PROBE OF HISSY-FIT QUITTERS WHO HAVE COME CRAWLING BACK!

BREAKING NEWS: MADBOLTER1 (NOT THE CREEPY ONE) GETS A NEW ROPE BACK FROM YOSEMITE - WHICH PASSES THE SNIFF TEST!
JEleazarian

Trad climber
Fresno CA
Oct 9, 2015 - 10:53pm PT
BREAKING NEWS: MADBOLTER1 (NOT THE CREEPY ONE) GETS A NEW ROPE BACK FROM YOSEMITE - WHICH PASSES THE SNIFF TEST!

Excellent!

John
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Oct 10, 2015 - 02:59am PT
As the Taco turns, bumps against the door in the dark, bounces backwards, trips on the cat, reaches out to grab something, his hand brushing the light switch...

it is revealed that a crowd of surprised surprise birthday party guests watch from the doorway all agape as he goes flying by, hits the windowsill and goes toppling over it backwards, landing on the old VW bus parked just below and owned by his brother-in-law, who is sitting in the front making out with...

JEREMY'S MOM?!?!
MisterE

Gym climber
Small Town with a Big Back Yard
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 29, 2016 - 07:29pm PT
Fritz and Potatohead are building a grudge match of spudly proportions!

Who has the bigger sack of taters?

Is it the apparently elder "Choss Creek Freak", or will he get peeled by the (maybe?) younger "Mr. Oh-Boise!" ?

Lines are being drawn in the fields, friends - and not by plows...




Stay tuned for "Time to show those evil spuds what's what!" updates...


zBrown

Ice climber
Jan 29, 2016 - 07:33pm PT
http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=2756021&msg=2756050#msg2756050

http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=2720056&msg=2720206#msg2720206

Trying to make a living and doing the best he can

http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=73572&msg=2502884#msg2502884
MisterE

Gym climber
Small Town with a Big Back Yard
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 29, 2016 - 07:39pm PT
^^Dude, just fukking post something that is original from your mind.

WTF with the links?

This sh#t is important, and if you can't get with the program then you are not IN the program.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Jan 29, 2016 - 08:35pm PT
Is dis a system?
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Jan 29, 2016 - 08:35pm PT
Ah! More spite from our designated "Net Nanny" Mr. E.

In a moment of curiosity, I looked up just what Mr.E considers WORTHY POSTS for ST.

The ST threads Mr. E has started in the last two months speak about his double-standard for the high quality he espouses, for everyone but himself on ST.


I picked these classic titles out of the last 60 threads Mr. E has started.

Maybe he just doesn't like other folks posting stuff?

My Hovercraft Is Full of Eels
http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=2638289&msg=2638289#msg2638289

Funny Yet Evocative Things Old People Say (OT?)
http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=2644602&msg=2644602#msg2644602

Billions In Change (OT)
http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=2700277&msg=2700277#msg2700277

Why? Do? People? Question? Things? So? Much?
http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=2672011&msg=2672011#msg2672011

Postcapitalism: The next Major Shift (OT)
http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=2659501&msg=2659501#msg2659501

Mothra! Appreciation Thread WOT! (Way OT)
http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=2602569&msg=2602569#msg2602569

Owl! Quit It! (OT)
http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=2594039&msg=2594039#msg2594039

...(TOT)...
http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=2587775&msg=2587775#msg2587775

Bring The Drama Thread (OT)
http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=2574818&msg=2574818#msg2574818

ISIS: The Goddess/Politheism Appreciation
http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=2583389&msg=2583389#msg2583389

Photo Caption Contest!
http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=2566206&msg=2566206#msg2566206

Technology Tuesday: Share Cool Technology. (OT
http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=2558071&msg=2558071#msg2558071

The Two-Party System: Divide and Conquer (OT)
http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=2547121&msg=2547121#msg2547121

Watch the Lair
http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=2540530&msg=2540530#msg2540530
crankster

Trad climber
No. Tahoe
Jan 29, 2016 - 08:40pm PT

Nunya,ID
Flip Flop

climber
Earth Planet, Universe
Jan 29, 2016 - 09:03pm PT
That list is awesome. Mr E owns this place. Jaybro is a boss. Dunno a damn thing about the rest.

I love kicking BASE broh brahs. Everybody loves a redemption story and I'm gunna be sweet as pie someday after I get better......if I get better.

Until then,I'll need you to speak to my attorney Mr. Steve Jester

[Click to View YouTube Video]


MisterE

Gym climber
Small Town with a Big Back Yard
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 29, 2016 - 09:14pm PT
Who doesn't love a good Fritzing?

I am all jiggly.

Now get fukking back on the off-railing!
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Jan 29, 2016 - 10:27pm PT
And of course, Potatohead is always sober, doesn't drunk post, and spells correctly; except when he is drunkenly ripping on me at 1:53 in the morning? http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=2744421&msg=2758282#msg2758282

Fritzee is a snarky little'ol burnt-out man living in the midst of his werst wet-dream. Republi-Choss-Creek-Ave. Master at cunty ol'man slander on his bastion...the tard-net. FZee....you stink ol'brahjj. Diaper change n0 ?? ;-(

crankster

Trad climber
No. Tahoe
Jan 30, 2016 - 07:02am PT
S(pud), give it a rest, dude. I'm a powder skier and red wine drinker, as well. Forum Bully can handle himself. He doesn't need your protection. Chill out.
MisterE

Gym climber
Small Town with a Big Back Yard
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 30, 2016 - 05:25pm PT
Fritzcarraldo seemed to have forgotten this thread is all in fun, a jest if you will.

I LOL in your general direction - and miss City of Rocks terribly.

Carry on -and thanks again for the comprehensive snark!
skcreidc

Social climber
SD, CA
Jan 30, 2016 - 05:28pm PT
I don't get the sense that the Taco really turns. It certainly seems to spin it's tires a lot though.
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Jan 30, 2016 - 06:23pm PT
Mr. Eretardo! (said just in jest, - - -too)

Re your post:

Fritzcarraldo seemed to have forgotten this thread is all in fun, a jest if you will.

I LOL in your general direction - and miss City of Rocks terribly.

Carry on -and thanks again for the comprehensive snark!


Thank you. I'll consider your post an overture for peace.

Of course, I do coordinate the annual City of Rocks ST "get-together." http://www.supertopo.com/climbers-forum/2753087/City-of-Rocks-June-2016-Climbing-Party-Get-Together-Thread


You are invited.

tradmanclimbs

Ice climber
Pomfert VT
Jan 31, 2016 - 07:52am PT
per that jester base arrest video. It is normal to jump with the canopy allready open like that? looks like a lot could go wrong in the tangle dept?
snakefoot

climber
Nor Cal
Jan 31, 2016 - 08:35am PT
^^^ for an exit with the canopy dangling (AKA rollover), you need zero wind. not really a problem when done right. a dive over into a front flip and the canopy opens great. Flipper can't contain his stupid self over this.
tradmanclimbs

Ice climber
Pomfert VT
Jan 31, 2016 - 07:36pm PT
Is that a normal way to jump?
looks like it could go wrong pretty easily...
Flip Flop

climber
Earth Planet, Universe
Feb 1, 2016 - 03:50am PT
Eternity is a long time to be wrong Snakefoot.


Got family?
snakefoot

climber
Nor Cal
Feb 1, 2016 - 10:18am PT
^^ all jokes aside, flip, this is a waist of time for both of us. I know where you stand and see all your posts. not really interested in getting to know you.
HighDesertDJ

Trad climber
Feb 1, 2016 - 10:28am PT
^^ all jokes aside, flip, this is a waist of time for both of us. I know where you stand and see all your posts. not really interested in getting to know you.

Get hip.
snakefoot

climber
Nor Cal
Feb 1, 2016 - 12:04pm PT
^^^gotta love the urban dictionary.

I'm your huckleberry.
Gilroy

Social climber
Bolderado
Feb 1, 2016 - 02:27pm PT
hahaha! Huckleberry = State Fruit of Idaho. Inadvertent or intentional?
snakefoot

climber
Nor Cal
Feb 1, 2016 - 02:30pm PT
^^ a little of both
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jan 24, 2019 - 01:56pm PT
"Time to show those evil spuds what's what!"

Ban Hammer been on a purge in the last couple of days.

Splat!!!

Moosh!!!

Mangle!!!


johntp

Trad climber
By decision or indecision we are where we are.
Jan 24, 2019 - 04:37pm PT
Warbler makes some uncomfortable and gets the boot.
Aeriq

Sport climber
100-year Visitor
Jan 24, 2019 - 04:51pm PT
SUPERTACO CRUNCH TIME! Multiple Parties Get the Chop!

ERASERHEAD V.2: A Look Into the Minds of Some of Our Most Inexplicable Contributors
johntp

Trad climber
By decision or indecision we are where we are.
Jan 24, 2019 - 05:34pm PT
Jody gets the chop because SusanA is sensitive.
johntp

Trad climber
By decision or indecision we are where we are.
Jan 24, 2019 - 06:19pm PT
Sorry.

Jody got axed because he is a jerk.

Gotta disagree with you there. If all jerks got the chop few of us would be here.

Who is to decide which posters are jerks? Those who live in glass houses....

One thing that I hold strongest is defending family and friends.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jan 24, 2019 - 06:21pm PT
I'd have said as#@&%e, not jerk, you zjerk.

And that's what YOU SAY. But is Warbler here to say he didn't? Huh? You also SAY that's fine with you, but is it REALLY?

don't be a zjerk!
zBrown

Ice climber
Jan 24, 2019 - 06:23pm PT
The owners of the site make the call

And they called Jody out because he is a jerk and an ass



And they got tired of it

Adios




Ακούγοντας λίγο προσεκτικότερα το ρεφρέν του Τζο Κόκερ που έβαλα 4-5 ώρες νωρίτερα και που λέει πως every generation has its way σκέφτηκα για μια ακόμα φορά πως αν μια γενιά αντιπαρατίθεται απέναντι σε κάποια πράγματα καλώς πράττει. Καλό είναι όμως μετά να μη ταυτίζεται πολύ με τα ίδια της τα χαρακτηριστικά ( που αποκτάει σιγα- σιγά) .Να μπορεί να αντιπαρατεθεί και στα δικά της κολλήματα.
Aeriq

Sport climber
100-year Visitor
Jan 24, 2019 - 06:24pm PT
Less chit-chat, more headlines.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jan 24, 2019 - 06:26pm PT
I'm trolling you.😁 Jody was no fun to troll.😒
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jan 24, 2019 - 06:31pm PT
Oh, yeah. Aeric is back, too, since the last posting date.

Lotta changes THERE. And here he is on his VERY OWN THREAD!

Good to have you back, MrChitchat. Seriously.😃


Then there are Cosmic, Tami, and Locker, some heavies.

And everyone's favorite, xCon, having followed a long stint as rSin.

Here today then *poof*
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Jan 24, 2019 - 06:33pm PT
C untz get banned from a climbing site
Grown men cry and whine

Glad I'm a woman
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jan 24, 2019 - 06:35pm PT
A Taco woman speaks her mind, never holds back. Am I right?
Aeriq

Sport climber
100-year Visitor
Jan 24, 2019 - 06:43pm PT
Men Rejoice There Are Still Women Posting on Supertopo

See, it's not that hard... :)
johntp

Trad climber
By decision or indecision we are where we are.
Jan 24, 2019 - 06:46pm PT
And they called Jody out because he is a jerk and an ass

Your opinion. In my opinion your are a jerk and an ass. But won't ask the mods to chop you.
HermitMaster

Social climber
my abode
Jan 24, 2019 - 07:11pm PT
Your opinion. In my opinion your are a jerk and an ass. But won't ask the mods to chop you.

Word
Aeriq

Sport climber
100-year Visitor
Jan 24, 2019 - 07:33pm PT
*SIGH*

Supertopo Void of Once-present Spark

mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jan 24, 2019 - 07:45pm PT
*sigh*

What happened to turn the other cheek?
Aeriq

Sport climber
100-year Visitor
Jan 24, 2019 - 08:56pm PT
^^That looks more like a young Marty Lewis!
LuckyPink

climber
the last bivy
Jan 24, 2019 - 08:57pm PT
Ghost Posters Return for Smackdown Volley


Aeriq

Sport climber
100-year Visitor
Jan 24, 2019 - 09:19pm PT
The death thread was just poorly framed in it's title, and comments followed accordingly... Thanks, QINTL.
Jim Clipper

climber
Jan 24, 2019 - 09:54pm PT
Bikini climber passed on?! RIP locker. He had a good run.
Aeriq

Sport climber
100-year Visitor
Jan 24, 2019 - 10:40pm PT
wolfebox at gmail.

trying to get some headlines for my "As the Taco Turns" rag...

its a dearth of bold fonts here...little help.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jan 25, 2019 - 12:16am PT
ALL CAPS OFF TO THE NEW ST MODERATOR.AIN'T GONNA TAKE NO GUFF.
johntp

Trad climber
By decision or indecision we are where we are.
Jan 25, 2019 - 11:10am PT
Wrong

Their opinion

Nobody cares about your opinions John. TP




Put up your justification fool


I was warned one time by RJ about one post

That's it

You never have anything insightful to say

About anything

and worse you don't enjoy what you do

I am so hurt. Mommy!!!!!
johntp

Trad climber
By decision or indecision we are where we are.
Jan 28, 2019 - 02:12pm PT
Best wishes to Brandon. A twist in the gofundme appeal:

https://www.gofundme.com/help-brandon-mayo-with-his-recovery?viewupdates=1&rcid=r01-154871190155-dbeabae964d4463f&utm_medium=email&utm_source=customer&utm_campaign=p_email%2B1137-update-supporters-v5b
Off White

climber
Tenino, WA
Jan 29, 2019 - 06:31pm PT
I've got nothing to add but a tip of the cap to Mr. Mouse for his apt Devo quote awhile back. We're through being cool indeed.

rottingjohnny

Sport climber
Sands Motel , Las Vegas
Jan 29, 2019 - 06:44pm PT
Ricky D

Trad climber
Sierra Westside
Jan 29, 2019 - 07:52pm PT
^^^^

HOLY CRAP!

God does shrooms.
Kalimon

Social climber
Ridgway, CO
Jan 29, 2019 - 08:06pm PT
Locker gets his wings . . . again!
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