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MisterE
Trad climber
One Place or Another
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Topic Author's Original Post - Mar 22, 2009 - 10:17pm PT
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I finally broke it off with that left-handed lesbian albino midget Eskimo. It was fun while it lasted, but she, well...
OTHER HEADLINES:
200 People Delete Their Posts in Response to Woody and LEB,
Johntp's avatar actually implodes from deleting more than he posted!
Nature's Inflatable Toy Competition Added to SushiFest Venue.
NEWS FLASH: Some Joshua Tree/29 Palms Area Residents Are ON DRUGS!
CrimperGirl Takes on Brass Nuts!
The Latest in Reader Responses: OFF TOPIC? YOU DECIDE!
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Owlman
Trad climber
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Mar 22, 2009 - 10:20pm PT
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meanwhile...
Zipperpotamus continues to troll noobs from Kali.
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Mar 22, 2009 - 10:24pm PT
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it was a dildo.
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johntp
Trad climber
socal
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Mar 22, 2009 - 10:29pm PT
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crack-n-up. too funny.
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Crimpergirl
Social climber
Boulder, Colorado!
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Mar 22, 2009 - 11:41pm PT
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Oh yeah! I took on BrassNuts and we BOTH won! :)
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SteveW
Trad climber
The state of confusion
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Mar 22, 2009 - 11:46pm PT
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MisterE(asy) does it. . .
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ß Î Ø T Ç H
Boulder climber
the greasewood ghetto
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Mar 23, 2009 - 12:34am PT
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This thread should be stickied .
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Anastasia
climber
Not here
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Mar 23, 2009 - 12:40am PT
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Locker Designs Endowed Climbing Shorts!
The New Sport of Down Climbing!
Are They Real?
Missing Picnic Table in Joshua Tree! Culprits appear to be monkeys.
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Mar 23, 2009 - 12:50am PT
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CMac refuses government bailout because it has "strings attached". Says, "I can bail out on my own."
Mormon prophet has vision; "No more posting on Taco.
The truth exposed; Tarbuster Benefit actually giant ponzi scheme perpetrated by Lois.
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SteveW
Trad climber
The state of confusion
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Mar 23, 2009 - 09:05am PT
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I'm getting dizzier. . .
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Anastasia
climber
Not here
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Mar 23, 2009 - 09:54am PT
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Supetopian gives birth to a child wearing climbing shoes. Parents are now being investigated for the abuse of chalk.
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philo
Trad climber
boulder, co.
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Mar 23, 2009 - 10:23am PT
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Hey Nature are you saying the next SushiFest will be in...
Well that is news.
Anastasia I heard tell the parents were in a state of wired bliss when they birthed the little alien.
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Ghost
climber
A long way from where I started
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Mar 23, 2009 - 10:45am PT
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I wish I hadn't voted for the Locker/Lois ticket in the election last year.
We wouldn't be in all this trouble if Mr. Cheney was still President.
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MisterE
Trad climber
One Place or Another
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 23, 2009 - 10:49am PT
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This just in!
Climbers Don't All Agree with Each Other!
The "Chicken Skinner" Legend Revealed!!
Yosemite Fires Half-Dome!
Mystics of YOSAR: A Retrospective
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SteveW
Trad climber
The state of confusion
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Mar 23, 2009 - 11:00am PT
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Please, let us know the Chicken Skinner legend?
Was it with rubber chickens?
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drljefe
climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
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Mar 23, 2009 - 11:09am PT
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This months Training Secrets:
Go from "Man Ho" to "SNAG" in just 90 days!!!
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philo
Trad climber
boulder, co.
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Mar 23, 2009 - 01:21pm PT
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Man boobs or ballast? You decide.
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Crimpergirl
Social climber
Boulder, Colorado!
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Mar 23, 2009 - 01:22pm PT
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hahahahaha - good one drljefe!
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Mar 23, 2009 - 01:24pm PT
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Jefe....
You need to tell me how to go from SNAG to Man Ho.
I needed to park closer to the girls at the turn off... yeah yeah... lesson number one.
Lesson #2?
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drljefe
climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
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Mar 23, 2009 - 01:29pm PT
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Tattoos, bro. LOTS of tattoos.
I DON'T FVCKING KNOW!
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Forest
Trad climber
Tucson, AZ
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Mar 23, 2009 - 01:36pm PT
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Nature -
No more Yoga. Ever.
Unless you go wearing a muscle shirt and sweat pants. And crack loud offfensive jokes the whole time.
Sheaah. Right!
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Mar 23, 2009 - 01:39pm PT
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I need to watch the Inappropriate Yoga guy a few times and pick up one some of his tips.
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drljefe
climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
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Mar 23, 2009 - 01:40pm PT
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Monthly Update:
Social Complexities dominate front page!
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Mar 23, 2009 - 01:42pm PT
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we could write up the trip report from yesterday.
or KNOTT
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Crimpergirl
Social climber
Boulder, Colorado!
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Mar 23, 2009 - 01:44pm PT
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A few tips that may help you become a Man Ho.
First, don't care about what women think. Instead, you have to focus only about what men think.
Brag about how you test women and how they fail. *thump chest robustly* Brag about how much money you have and don't forget to mention what a cool car (or cars) you have. *pound chest robustly and add a hearty grunt* Tell stories about how tough you are, about the ass you kick and fear you instill in other men. *two robust chest thumps and three hearty grunts*
The man sex ho part is easy. There is always some female (or male - NTTIAWWT)to do if you have no standards so this isn't really part of the equation.
Or something like that.
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
New York, NY
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Mar 23, 2009 - 01:55pm PT
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"I Was Abducted by a Yeti in Yosemite" ~ True Story! With Pics!
How Your Crag Dog Can Teach You Crack Technique
Supertopo Saves Million$$$ By Allowing Advice Columnist Job to Remain Unfilled
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Mar 23, 2009 - 02:10pm PT
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How is it that Crimpie knows more about being a Man Ho then Jefe does?
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Crimpergirl
Social climber
Boulder, Colorado!
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Mar 23, 2009 - 02:15pm PT
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Powers of observation. :)
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philo
Trad climber
boulder, co.
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Mar 23, 2009 - 02:24pm PT
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In a desperate attempt to marry two women Fattrad bids farewell to AIPAC and moves to Utah to be reborn as an LDS.
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MisterE
Trad climber
One Place or Another
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 23, 2009 - 02:34pm PT
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Excellent, Philo!
SPRING RETURNS:
In an effort to avoid belayer penalty-slack, climbers across the forum start being nicer to each other. However, bad blood still remains as evidenced by several sightings of "the euro belay-loop" this past weekend.
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SteveW
Trad climber
The state of confusion
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Mar 23, 2009 - 02:47pm PT
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MisterE has opened up a new can of worms with
"The Euro Belay hoop"
News at 9!
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Mar 23, 2009 - 03:16pm PT
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HEY!!!! We're you watching me belay jefe this weekend?!?!
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MisterE
Trad climber
One Place or Another
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 23, 2009 - 03:23pm PT
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haha!
Wide Climber Migration Observed
Weekend Climbers Lament: "Camp Four STILL FULL!"
Tools of The Trade: Getting Them and Avoiding Them
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drljefe
climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
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Mar 23, 2009 - 03:27pm PT
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Rubber Chicken strikes out with climber boys,
hitch hikes east dejected.
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Jingy
Social climber
Flatland, Ca
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Mar 23, 2009 - 03:32pm PT
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This just in....
fattrad Moves to Utah in search of Bliss... more at 10!
Man screams "My Schlong is caught in the belt sander!!!" is view as hyperbole.. No one pays any attention whatsoever.
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Hardman Knott
Gym climber
Muir Woods National Monument, Mill Valley, Ca
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Mar 23, 2009 - 03:54pm PT
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Uh, this is more like it:
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TradIsGood
Chalkless climber
the Gunks end of the country
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Mar 23, 2009 - 03:55pm PT
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Rajmit climbing sighting disputed.
Several researchers convinced from pictures that it was really Bigfoot.
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TradIsGood
Chalkless climber
the Gunks end of the country
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Mar 23, 2009 - 04:31pm PT
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Crimpie Posts then DELETES Birthday Suit TR.
Who is Bob X?
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Mar 23, 2009 - 05:20pm PT
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Larry Craig climbs at City of Rocks, seeks wide stance.
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Anastasia
climber
Not here
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Mar 23, 2009 - 05:22pm PT
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Scratch and sniff resoles, nothing gets you higher!
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
New York, NY
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Mar 23, 2009 - 08:55pm PT
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Supertopo Editors Can Most Prolific Journalist
Inability to Stick to Word Count Cited as Cause
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
New York, NY
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Mar 23, 2009 - 09:01pm PT
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Follow Up Story:
Nunnery Finds Itself Flush With Funds When New Convert Donates $300 Every Sunday
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mark miller
Social climber
Reno
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Mar 23, 2009 - 09:06pm PT
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"left-handed lesbian albino midget Eskimo". where do I find one of those........
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TradIsGood
Chalkless climber
the Gunks end of the country
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Mar 23, 2009 - 09:41pm PT
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Bullpen - Anchorage Little League.
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Anastasia
climber
Not here
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Mar 23, 2009 - 11:05pm PT
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Belay slaves for hire.
Rope guns for hire.
People who claim to climb well, don't but will act like they know everything... Free.
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
New York, NY
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Mar 23, 2009 - 11:12pm PT
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To be a reeeealy true soap opera, we'd have to have some sort of "Climber A" was dating "Climber B" and then Climber A cheated on B and started sleeping with Climber C. Climber C, the little tramp, meanwhile was doing Climber D, E and F. Sometimes...well, never mind....
Climber F, who had at one time been married to Climber A, was the mother of Climber G. Climber G worked for Climber H, who also had been married at one time to Climber A and was now married to Climber D.....
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Jaybro
Social climber
wuz real!
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Mar 23, 2009 - 11:22pm PT
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This truer than you think, you probably already know that.
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Mar 23, 2009 - 11:32pm PT
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well you all but gave my identity away. Thanks happie....
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Salamanizer
Trad climber
Vacaville Ca,
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Mar 23, 2009 - 11:39pm PT
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This just in
Sport weenies descend South Face of Half Dome into the Tri-Clops eye where they discover an ancient manuscript sealed inside a water (read wine) jug entitled; "Cupward Bound". Researchers believe this may well be the last will and testament of Jesus Christ himself.
Meanwhile, sportos are left to aid their way back to the top while convincing themselves "there is no other way".
Much contraversy ensues!
More at 11:00
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
New York, NY
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Mar 23, 2009 - 11:44pm PT
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Yabo returns for the spring 2009 season. Turns out his previously unknown of twin brother had stolen his identity back in the day and the real Yabo had been spending the last few decades hitch hiking across the continents, living with motherly woman after motherly woman....
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Risk
Mountain climber
Olympia, WA
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Mar 23, 2009 - 11:47pm PT
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A. Crowley selected for NPS Night Liaison, 2009 Yosemite Facelift
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Crimpergirl
Social climber
Boulder, Colorado!
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Mar 24, 2009 - 12:11am PT
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TMJesse wins award for funny-a$$ post!
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Jaybro
Social climber
wuz real!
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Mar 24, 2009 - 12:16am PT
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Yeah, as long as Crowley still has the Keys to the kingdom, this time around.
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
New York, NY
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Mar 24, 2009 - 08:57am PT
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Follow-Up Story:
NPS promotes A. Crowley to Climber's Liason at Yosemite
Next Day:
Yosemite Swarmed by Masses of Climbers. Asked Why, Answer: "The End Is Nigh!"
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SteveW
Trad climber
The state of confusion
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Mar 24, 2009 - 09:16am PT
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NEWSFLASH
WERNER and CROWLEY MARRIED
Nature stands in as matron of honor
MisterE is flower girl.
More at 9:00!
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philo
Trad climber
boulder, co.
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Mar 24, 2009 - 10:54am PT
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PLEASE SteveW NO PICTURES!
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Mar 24, 2009 - 10:54am PT
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and the Reverend PaganMonkeyBoy performs the services as #46 looks on in a fit of blind jealous rage.
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philo
Trad climber
boulder, co.
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Mar 24, 2009 - 11:00am PT
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WERNER TELLS STORIES!
He NEEDed to tell.
Make that KNEEed.
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SteveW
Trad climber
The state of confusion
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Mar 24, 2009 - 02:04pm PT
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LOOK OUT
They're talkin' about replacin the taco with . . .
CREAM OF WHEAT!!!!
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philo
Trad climber
boulder, co.
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Mar 25, 2009 - 12:02am PT
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In a pathetic attempt to procure Bachar tickets Hank Caylor dons a sombrero and a cardboard sign. INS agents mistake him for an illegal and deport him to Guadalajara. Film at 11:00
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dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
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Mar 25, 2009 - 01:37am PT
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I only proposed to one. she sort of said yes. kind of a shock, considering everything.
well actually two, but the first one said no, not marrying anyone, and hates kids. would be happy with either one really, just need to live.
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MisterE
Trad climber
One Place or Another
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 25, 2009 - 02:15am PT
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Base-Jumping Administrator Breaks Into Hollywood!
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Mighty Hiker
Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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Mar 25, 2009 - 02:18am PT
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"Stalin's Grave Revealed to be Communist Plot!!!111"
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ß Î Ø T Ç H
Boulder climber
the greasewood ghetto
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Mar 25, 2009 - 03:04am PT
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" INS agents ... deport him to Guadalajara. " .... Lucky stiff .
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MisterE
Trad climber
One Place or Another
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 26, 2009 - 03:49pm PT
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TOP STORY OF 2008:
Mister Clean Gets Dirty?
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philo
Trad climber
boulder, co.
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Mar 26, 2009 - 05:03pm PT
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That needs further clarity.
She wants to consume your nuptials and your problem is????
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Mighty Hiker
Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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Mar 27, 2009 - 01:20am PT
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"Boot Flake Punted!!"
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Mar 27, 2009 - 02:27am PT
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MisterE....
We're three months into 2009.
I'm just sayin'
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MisterE
Trad climber
One Step Beyond!
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Topic Author's Reply - May 12, 2009 - 01:58am PT
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Hey, there. Any new drama? We're all eyes!
What is this chicken thing? The next twist to the climber odd fixation??
Sheep not good enough anymore?
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Riotch
Trad climber
Kayenta, Arizona
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May 12, 2009 - 07:44am PT
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Boy meets girl.
Boy is a climber, girl is not.
Girl and boy make a date for a movie on the couch.
Boy proceeds to swill beers with friends.
Girl comes over to watch movie.
Boy is too drunk.
Girl goes home.
Boy left to fester in self-hatred.
But, hey, climbing had nothing to do with it!
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Riotch
Trad climber
Kayenta, Arizona
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May 12, 2009 - 08:01am PT
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I know!
Beer doesn't even help . . .
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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May 12, 2009 - 11:51am PT
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It took us a while to figure out but rubber chickens are a lot easier to manage on a big wall than sheep... blowup or otherwise.
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Riotch
Trad climber
Kayenta, Arizona
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May 12, 2009 - 11:52am PT
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What about dolphins?
Blow-up, or otherwise.
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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May 12, 2009 - 11:54am PT
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Rolphin the Dolphin - RIP.
did you have to remind me? And my chicken dumped me.
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Melissa
Gym climber
berkeley, ca
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May 12, 2009 - 12:33pm PT
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Awesome, Dingus!
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JuanDeFuca
Big Wall climber
Stoney Point
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May 12, 2009 - 01:12pm PT
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dirtbag
climber
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May 12, 2009 - 01:19pm PT
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That's such a great shot.
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Ed Hartouni
Trad climber
Livermore, CA
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May 14, 2009 - 10:49am PT
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....so, anyone want their birthday mentioned on the "elcap-o-tron" this summer?
we've got it rigged as a giant digital board, and gone into a partnership with Elcappics to do "instant replay" of climbers on the Big Stone...
a little French-free on that FFA? see it up-close-and-personal during the replay!
...and the ad pop-ups are pretty awesome, too.
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MisterE
Trad climber
One Step Beyond!
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Topic Author's Reply - May 14, 2009 - 10:58pm PT
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Climbing Boy meets Climbing Chick,
they spend all their time together-
Work:
Play:
They even have eggs together:
Boy goes crazy from too much time together, boils chicken (much to the delight of the other birds, who were jealous):
RELATIONSHIP OVER!!
Is there any hope for Gertrude?
Where IS Cosmic - has he been detained for the deed?
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SteveW
Trad climber
The state of confusion
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May 15, 2009 - 12:18am PT
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BURP!
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MisterE
Trad climber
Canoga Bark! CA
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Topic Author's Reply - Sep 8, 2009 - 02:01am PT
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UPDATE!!!!
The Blitzo Car Repair Epic Spans Months!!!
Forced Nevada Move Creates Siamese Difficulty For High Desert Local!
What Is The Indomitable Tucker's Next Move?
Anastasia! She's Taken, Boys!
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Mighty Hiker
Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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"A. Crowley selected for NPS Night Liaison, 2009 Yosemite Facelift."
(Too good not to repeat.)
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MisterE
Trad climber
Canoga Bark! CA
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Topic Author's Reply - Sep 8, 2009 - 02:47am PT
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Many Grieve At The Losses Of The Year
Meh :(
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Gene
climber
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Nice upgrade, Locker.
Best of luck in the Mile HIGH City.
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drljefe
climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
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Legendary So Cal climber corrals politicos into one thread!
Wolves, fires... MEDS STAT!
Way too many RIPs. Way too many.
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drljefe
climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
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Mar 15, 2010 - 12:53pm PT
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bump
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Mar 15, 2010 - 12:58pm PT
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Reilly
Mountain climber
Monrovia, CA
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Mar 15, 2010 - 01:00pm PT
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The Taco Pecking Order....
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drljefe
climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
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Mar 15, 2010 - 02:26pm PT
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page 2 is awesome right now!
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MisterE
Social climber
Across Town From Easy Street
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 15, 2010 - 03:49pm PT
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*Sigh*
I miss the good old daze:
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MisterE
Social climber
Bouncy Tiggerville
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 27, 2010 - 12:12am PT
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bump
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Captain...or Skully
Big Wall climber
Transporter Room 2
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Oct 27, 2010 - 12:17am PT
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Rum would be my liquor of choice, though I'd not turn down a shot of CC, except maybe with Breakfast.
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Mighty Hiker
climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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Oct 27, 2010 - 12:19am PT
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MisterE
Social climber
Bouncy Tiggerville
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 27, 2010 - 12:39am PT
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MULTIPLE BANNINGS CREATES STIR
FULL MOON PULLS JACKALS AND WOLVES OUT!
BREAKING NEWS: PEOPLE ARE WEIRD AND NOT NICE ONLINE!
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Captain...or Skully
Big Wall climber
Transporter Room 2
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Oct 27, 2010 - 12:44am PT
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Ahem. The Full Moon was last week.
It shone greatly upon The Tall Stones. The glory of it was vast.
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Mighty Hiker
climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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Oct 27, 2010 - 12:59am PT
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JOEY.F
Social climber
sebastopol
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Oct 27, 2010 - 03:13am PT
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Capt'n, heard you were on the the Big Stone. Yar!
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SteveW
Trad climber
The state of confusion
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Oct 27, 2010 - 07:44am PT
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Where can I get my subscription, Anders?????
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survival
Big Wall climber
A Token of My Extreme
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Oct 27, 2010 - 09:03am PT
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Average age of Supertopo participants plummets as n00bs invade!!
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Captain...or Skully
Big Wall climber
Transporter Room 2
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Oct 27, 2010 - 09:05am PT
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What IS the average age, anyway? Anyone do a study?
There's some dinosaurs, but there's Freshies, too.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Oct 27, 2010 - 11:06am PT
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Mighty Hiker
climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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Oct 27, 2010 - 01:22pm PT
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philo
Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
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Jan 17, 2011 - 09:55am PT
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Bump 'cause the Taco still turns with stomachs churned.
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MisterE
Social climber
Cinderella Story, Outa Nowhere
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 7, 2011 - 01:01am PT
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First Facelift Wedding Announced!
Breaking News:
Brian Biega on a delete frenzy!!
Credit Where Credit is Due - Chief! = Gone
Credit Where Credit is Due = Gone
What up dude? Start a lame ass attack thread and can't leave it up.
Should have just PMed Chief in the beginning instead of putting everything online for all to see.
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Mighty Hiker
climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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Well, the "Great Horned Owl Webcam" thread is OK. Nowhere near as cool as a SuperTopo wedding, but still interesting. And there's a few others.
After Callie and Dave, is this the second ST wedding? Not that CMac needs to change ST into an on-line dating forum, but...
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neebee
Social climber
calif/texas
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hey there say, mr E... wow, i saw the facebook note, too...
and the note here now...
say:
happy facelift wedding to you both!
:)
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MisterE
Social climber
Cinderella Story, Outa Nowhere
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 7, 2011 - 01:13am PT
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Well, the "Great Horned Owl Webcam" thread is OK. Nowhere near as cool as a SuperTopo wedding, but still interesting. And there's a few others.
After Callie and Dave, is this the second ST wedding? Not that CMac needs to change ST into an on-line dating forum, but...
Drama, man - DRA-MA
Get with the program, that cold has made your brain sluggish.
Owl Web Cams NEVER make daytime drama.
This is the stuff that keeps you coming back:
Scientology: Is there an "Ark on the Moon" Connection?
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MisterE
Social climber
Cinderella Story, Outa Nowhere
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 21, 2011 - 02:59am PT
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DRLJefe's Advice is Taken by Nature!
Tattoos, bro. LOTS of tattoos.
**MAJOR WEEKEND CLIMBER'S BLOWOUT EXPECTED IN JOSHUA TREE IN APRIL!
ADDITIONAL FATTRADS CALLED IN FOR EVENTS!**
EASTERN SIERRA FRY-N-FREEZE!
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Mar 21, 2011 - 09:51am PT
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Santa Cruz climber with huge woody decks off same, cracks pelvis. Forms sling from Hawaiian shirt....
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nature
climber
Mysore Karnataka India
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Mar 21, 2011 - 09:53am PT
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need more ink....
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Mar 21, 2011 - 09:59am PT
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Jerry Garcia mysteriously appears in Dead Head Thread!
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eeyonkee
Trad climber
Golden, CO
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Mar 21, 2011 - 10:20am PT
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Mighty Hiker misspells word. First time since 1978.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Mar 21, 2011 - 10:55am PT
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Mad scientist buys car.
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scuffy b
climber
dissected alluvial deposits, late Pleistocene
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Mar 23, 2011 - 08:08pm PT
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Jaybro with the dish!! Do you live for dish?
The mudboarding was Dope!
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tom woods
Gym climber
Bishop, CA
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Mar 24, 2011 - 12:11am PT
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Wait! OP- Dead Milkmen! I know I'm late, but better late than never.
Lowering children into open manholes.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Mar 26, 2011 - 01:26am PT
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I'm going right back in as soon as my seat is dry.
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Anastasia
climber
hanging from an ice pic and missing my mama.
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Mar 26, 2011 - 01:28am PT
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Strange Greek sighted in a Jewish enclave.
Gear piled too high fallen on residents. One woman taken to the local hospital for a possible concussion.
Dog ruling over owners... Will work for kibble.
AFS
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johntp
Trad climber
socal
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Update:
Jody gets riled at someone sending emails as SJ for reasons that he won't divulge.
DR does a show but there are no pics.
nature is doing his thing and making me hungry and in need of a road trip.
Todd's got great kids (best to Van).
SoCali's think 40 F is cold.
Normal OK had a quake.
Cosmic is about to become an international empire window washer.
Cole is a mega-millionare.
Tommy is getting snowed on on the dawn (kick ass!).
The happiegirl breakdown express is headed to JT (go Happie!)
I still don't understand "mind".
Oh yea, there is still that anal, moronic thread about republicans.
Slater posts a great TR about climbing that will soon be lost.
And santa is coming to town.
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MisterE
Social climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 9, 2012 - 10:42pm PT
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So much fodder right now:
FATTRAD AND POLITARDS SUCCUMB TO MASS BANNINATION, SITE HOST SUSPECTED
NEWS FLASH: CLIMBERS STILL NOT COMMUNICATING WELL, ADVENT OF THE INTRANET NOTWITHSTANDING
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nature
climber
Aridzona for now Denver.... here I come...
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did you say something?
MTucker what?
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SteveW
Trad climber
The state of confusion
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Feb 10, 2012 - 12:06am PT
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More coffee here!!!!
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johntp
Trad climber
socal
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Feb 10, 2012 - 12:55am PT
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Numerous taco's are given the kibash.
Todd has a new roof.
Ekat has the best skeezin trip ever.
nature hooks up and moves to Colorado.
Locker has.....
well, he's Locker. We don't really want to know.
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MisterE
Social climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 15, 2013 - 11:53pm PT
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Tagging is bad, mmmkay?
You could die, or get part of a national park shut down.
Roy is on a trad jag - once the Spring Fever wears off, he *may* calm down.
Apparently, people eat raw fish in the desert by the scads without worry - stay tuned for follow-up digestive thread.
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MisterE
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Sep 11, 2013 - 09:37pm PT
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Ron Anderson tries to shove a free computer down Cosmiccragsman's throat.
After initial rejection, a lap-top seems to be approaching an already injured throat again!
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SteveW
Trad climber
The state of confusion
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Sep 11, 2013 - 09:58pm PT
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L shows up, disappears. . . boo hoo!
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10b4me
Ice climber
On the Way to Flagstaff
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Sep 11, 2013 - 10:08pm PT
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Yeah, come back L.
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zBrown
Ice climber
Brujo de La Playa
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Sep 11, 2013 - 10:13pm PT
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to every thing turn, turn, turn
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johntp
Trad climber
socal
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Sep 11, 2013 - 10:36pm PT
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Hudon finds the fountain of youth.
Some punk named whitemeat and friends tear it up and post trip reports without once using the phrase "so there I was".
A lot of good souls have passed.
The bird posts up.
Vitaly finds his groove.
Can anyone find the camel toe?
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MisterE
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Sep 11, 2013 - 10:41pm PT
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OK, I totally got that last one wrong,
but that's sometimes how it goes...
As The Taco Turns
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Sep 11, 2013 - 10:55pm PT
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McNamara indicted over Food Porn issue.
Large Trout put through hell.
Walling eyes Lloyd the Lurking Lunker as culprit.
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zBrown
Ice climber
Brujo de La Playa
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Sep 12, 2013 - 11:28am PT
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Watch what you eat.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Sep 12, 2013 - 07:36pm PT
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Watch how much you drink.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Sep 17, 2013 - 12:57pm PT
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Classical music banned on Taco bandwidth.
Vicious Artur Schnabel joke blamed.
It's a shame and a pity, but by allowing coarse humor tinged with sexual innuendo and political irony, not to mention just plain meanness, we brought it on ourselves. It's remains will be interred next to the Boobs Thread.
The furor centers around this remark and the comeback.
Post:
Most people today listen to Schnabel's Beethoven Sonata #32 in C min Op. 111 and can't get beyond the obvious technical deficiencies. Interpretivly, Schnabel was respected for his profound musical insights and the strengths of his edition of the 32 Beethoven Sonatas.
In his day, most other top pianists admired him greatly, but could not resist a bit of teasing on the side.
Post:
The classic joke:
"Did you hear that Schnabel was rejected by the Army."
"I hadn't heard--why?"
"No fingers."
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Nov 23, 2013 - 06:56pm PT
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Not a chicken joke, not a Donini joke, and not a bad one, either.
From the Melodious Lady in Brooklyn, my daughter Bevin.
Let the chips fall, they're all gonna die anyway.
[Click to View YouTube Video]
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bit'er ol' guy
climber
the past
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Nov 23, 2013 - 11:19pm PT
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BOG Policies and Proceedures for Super LAMASS forum.
1. Only go on the site when FKINLOOADED!!!
2. Drop a BIGGASSS steamin' TrUTh B0mB
3. NEVER, EVER, EVER go back to see how uptightinsecureloserSTlocals reply
4. Only one post per thread (usually)
5. It's a JOKE!!!!
6. GET IT?
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Nov 24, 2013 - 03:24pm PT
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I'll bite, ya toothless old fart. :)
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Nov 24, 2013 - 03:31pm PT
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Nov 24, 2013 - 03:38pm PT
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Nov 24, 2013 - 03:46pm PT
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Bite me, too, old fart.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Nov 24, 2013 - 03:53pm PT
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Nov 24, 2013 - 04:01pm PT
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Nov 24, 2013 - 04:04pm PT
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Just feckin' bite me!
If anyone wants their photo removed, send me a PM, don't do it here.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Nov 24, 2013 - 05:36pm PT
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In a word, no.Noticed that all my shots are MY shots, did you?
A lot of work for a simple gift to my community.
This is Otay, I hope?
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Dec 26, 2013 - 01:13pm PT
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Year's-End Edition Bump
Brought to you by the folks at Bag-End B&B: left turn off Hwy 140 on to Yosemite Parkway from Hwy 99, go wherever your heart takes you.
He 'May' or 'May' not. I finally 'got it.' Nice, nice, very nice, MisterE.
Has Tarbuster "calmed down?" (health and happiness insert)
Is the 'get-together' getting together? (society pages are a thing of the past, turn the page)
The 2014 Facelift is gonna be more fun than a barrel of penny rolls. Make that bottle caps. (profiles in green--today's profile: Plaidman)
Waxing tips from eKat. (sports)
Down East version of New England clam chowder recipe (Mo Hocking)
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Gary
Social climber
Desolation Basin, Calif.
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Dec 26, 2013 - 02:03pm PT
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All Watched Over By Machines Of Loving Grace
I like to think (and
the sooner the better!)
of a cybernetic meadow
where mammals and computers
live together in mutually
programming harmony
like pure water
touching clear sky.
I like to think
(right now, please!)
of a cybernetic forest
filled with pines and electronics
where deer stroll peacefully
past computers
as if they were flowers
with spinning blossoms.
I like to think
(it has to be!)
of a cybernetic ecology
where we are free of our labors
and joined back to nature,
returned to our mammal
brothers and sisters,
and all watched over
by machines of loving grace.
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Brandon-
climber
The Granite State.
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Feb 26, 2014 - 07:35pm PT
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Lots of bitchin' bump.
Why can't we all just get along?
Oh yeah, because we are all different.
I've been crazy busy with life, hope you negative Nancies can sort it out. Probably not, though.
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MisterE
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 26, 2014 - 09:05pm PT
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The butthurt is strong indeed - updates:
Cosgrove is back, Burchey is in a battle of avatar banning/creation with the admins that is shaping up to be epic, Mouse from Merced is trying for a band-width comsumption record and has already probably doubled or triple everyone else with 11505 photos loaded as of today, Clint Cummins (aka the nicest and most on-topic guy ever) gets in a little engagement with a Sloan advocate...
let's see, what else?
Oh, then there is this ongoing thing:
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/154528/the-oreilly-factor
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Feb 26, 2014 - 09:09pm PT
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Feb 26, 2014 - 09:15pm PT
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burchy banned for the umpteenth time.
What will his handle be tomorrow!?
Jerry Jim Jonson III?
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Feb 26, 2014 - 09:32pm PT
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That cat needs to see Jenny.
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Gal
Trad climber
going big air to fakie
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Feb 26, 2014 - 10:50pm PT
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lol to the summaries of "As The Taco Turns" - glad to see it continues on.
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MisterE
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 22, 2014 - 12:45am PT
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Multiple Ron Andersons cause a Moderator reconsideration of what qualifies as a Ron Anderson - all is resolved after much aforementioned butthurt.
Pot-smokers get hired and fired - apparently without Federal intervention!
Bottle-walkers convene at an obscure south Arizona native hiding place!
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Kalimon
Social climber
Ridgway, CO
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Mar 22, 2014 - 12:57am PT
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Fat cats keep smilin' . . . "It's all shite Billy."
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Fritz
Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
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Mar 22, 2014 - 01:04am PT
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I must note the wonderful Gary: poem post and photo which rings a bell??
Richard Brautigan?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Brautigan
He wrote some great stuff. I of course related to his collection of fishing short stories: Trout Fishing in Idaho.
Otherwise I will quote Latin, (which I avoided in high school, since it was a dead language, but I could not ignore it in biology.)
This sums up my evening.
CARPE VINUM!
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Flip Flop
Trad climber
Truckee, CA
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Mar 22, 2014 - 01:17am PT
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How did I get here? BrookTrout Fishing in Post America. Buenas noches Taqueros.
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Mar 22, 2014 - 03:43am PT
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Lolololololololol
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johntp
Trad climber
socal
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Mar 22, 2014 - 04:00am PT
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I love brook trout. They taste great.
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Fish Finder
Social climber
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Mar 26, 2014 - 07:04pm PT
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ah yes the rambunctious spring is upon us
Noteworthy
I had a nice visit with Mr E and the muppet who are living their dreams,
Coz or Cozgrove has been deleted from the forum again but he will just say it was his choice
All the brothers are saying to hug a brother but only referencing the sisters as being a voice of reason
Apogee looks like he is well on his way to growing a sack
Damn those metro sexual Canadian climbers with all those feelings?????
A big shout out to our favorite other north american gal who has a frankenstein leg. Heal quickly and more selfies with your precious cat
Things are getting pretty spicy as the barbie is being fired up with meaty on the hook
Stay Tuned, Smile and get outside away from the DRAMA SCREEN
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apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
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Mar 26, 2014 - 07:05pm PT
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Coz got nuked?
Awwww...that's too bad. I was just getting to enjoy having him around again.
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johntp
Trad climber
socal
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Mar 26, 2014 - 09:21pm PT
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apogee and RA create a sh!t show. Slander and trash talk runs rampant while climbing related threads drop off the front page.
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Fish Finder
Social climber
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Mar 26, 2014 - 09:25pm PT
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johntp
that is so yesterday
look at apogees last several posts
he's a new man and that caveman Ron wont be bothering him anymore
The new tone is so refreshing everyone on Supertopo can hear the birds sing
Except for 10b4me who wants the forum to be back the way it use to be and thinks that anyone can actually control the roller coaster
Positive thoughts Positive Posts and Positive responses./... YUK
Lets all wear white
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MisterE
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 26, 2014 - 11:51pm PT
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LOL Fish Finder - thanks for the mention. Great to see you.
Apologies ST for Physical Selfie Threats and Vandalism
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ß Î Ø T Ç H
Boulder climber
extraordinaire
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May 12, 2015 - 09:52pm PT
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"Just sit right back
And you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip,
That started from this tropic port,
Aboard this tiny ship.
The mate was a mighty sailin' lad,
The Skipper brave and sure,
Five passengers set sail that day,
For a three hour tour.
The weather started getting rough,
The tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
The Minnow would be lost.
The ship set ground on the shore
Of this uncharted desert isle
With Gilligan,
The Skipper too.
The millionaire
And his wife,
The movie star,
The professor and Mary Ann,
Here on Gilligan's Isle.
So this is the tale of our castaways,
They're here for a long long time.
They'll have to make the best of things,
It's an uphill climb.
The first mate and his Skipper too
Will do their very best,
To make the others comf'terble
In their tropic island nest.
No phone, no lights, no motor car,
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe
It's primitive as can be.
So join us here each week my friends,
You're sure to get a smile,
From seven stranded castaways
Here on Gilligan's Isle!"
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jeff constine
Trad climber
Ao Namao
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May 13, 2015 - 07:37am PT
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2 Muppets get run over and never post again.
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johntp
Trad climber
socal
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May 13, 2015 - 08:45am PT
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shipoopi is trolling for partners.
Vitally and Whitemeat keep rocking. Although Whitemeat still needs to learn to spell.
eKat is paddling.
The world is good.
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MisterE
Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
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Topic Author's Reply - Jun 7, 2015 - 11:28pm PT
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Bump:
Threads are frozen!
Spring pollen reactions go bad as people forget
to take their meds.
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Reeotch
climber
4 Corners Area
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I miss Bruce Jenner
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MisterE
Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
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Topic Author's Reply - Jun 8, 2015 - 07:53am PT
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jeff constine
Trad climber
Ao Namao
May 13, 2015 - 07:37am PT
2 Muppets get run over and never post again.
I miss Medusa - fortunately Farouk is still around to take up the slack!
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johntp
Trad climber
socal
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philo admits he is a big dick. Confirmed by Cosmic.
eKat mows her lawn and needs a pig to take care of her snakes (although the grizz would likely take care of the pig first).
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Definitely need more life story updates.
And yeah, I kind of miss the Chef.
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nita
Social climber
chica de chico, I don't claim to be a daisy.
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*
The usual..
difference of opinions..usually religion, political..or social.
Male drama queens..on both sides..
quick rapid poking ensues ~ The lord of the flies..
then more....yada yada yada
[Click to View YouTube Video]
I don't miss.. Ron or manzanita man...
edit: Miss Susan, I like your much kinder analogy ..
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SC seagoat
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, Moab or In What Time Zone Am I?
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People climbing. People mowing.
Tough choice.
Politics slow thank gawd.
Weeg cloned.
Some attention hounds on vacay. Some not
Some people hurting. Some soaring.
It's still going round and round.
Susan
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johntp
Trad climber
socal
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What this thread needs is a picture of a Northern Flicker.
This thread could head south in a hurry.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Coming from Tami I expected a booger to come with a Flicker.
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MisterE
Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 9, 2015 - 07:47pm PT
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Make it four women in a row posting. How rare is that on this forum ?
Yay! That is rare - thanks, ladies.
PHILO AND JONNYRIG MELTDOWNS RESURFACE AMID PROBE OF HISSY-FIT QUITTERS WHO HAVE COME CRAWLING BACK!
BREAKING NEWS: MADBOLTER1 (NOT THE CREEPY ONE) GETS A NEW ROPE BACK FROM YOSEMITE - WHICH PASSES THE SNIFF TEST!
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JEleazarian
Trad climber
Fresno CA
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BREAKING NEWS: MADBOLTER1 (NOT THE CREEPY ONE) GETS A NEW ROPE BACK FROM YOSEMITE - WHICH PASSES THE SNIFF TEST!
Excellent!
John
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Oct 10, 2015 - 02:59am PT
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As the Taco turns, bumps against the door in the dark, bounces backwards, trips on the cat, reaches out to grab something, his hand brushing the light switch...
it is revealed that a crowd of surprised surprise birthday party guests watch from the doorway all agape as he goes flying by, hits the windowsill and goes toppling over it backwards, landing on the old VW bus parked just below and owned by his brother-in-law, who is sitting in the front making out with...
JEREMY'S MOM?!?!
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MisterE
Gym climber
Small Town with a Big Back Yard
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 29, 2016 - 07:29pm PT
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Fritz and Potatohead are building a grudge match of spudly proportions!
Who has the bigger sack of taters?
Is it the apparently elder "Choss Creek Freak", or will he get peeled by the (maybe?) younger "Mr. Oh-Boise!" ?
Lines are being drawn in the fields, friends - and not by plows...
Stay tuned for "Time to show those evil spuds what's what!" updates...
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MisterE
Gym climber
Small Town with a Big Back Yard
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 29, 2016 - 07:39pm PT
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^^Dude, just fukking post something that is original from your mind.
WTF with the links?
This sh#t is important, and if you can't get with the program then you are not IN the program.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Jan 29, 2016 - 08:35pm PT
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Is dis a system?
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crankster
Trad climber
No. Tahoe
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Jan 29, 2016 - 08:40pm PT
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Nunya,ID
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Flip Flop
climber
Earth Planet, Universe
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Jan 29, 2016 - 09:03pm PT
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That list is awesome. Mr E owns this place. Jaybro is a boss. Dunno a damn thing about the rest.
I love kicking BASE broh brahs. Everybody loves a redemption story and I'm gunna be sweet as pie someday after I get better......if I get better.
Until then,I'll need you to speak to my attorney Mr. Steve Jester
[Click to View YouTube Video]
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MisterE
Gym climber
Small Town with a Big Back Yard
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 29, 2016 - 09:14pm PT
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Who doesn't love a good Fritzing?
I am all jiggly.
Now get fukking back on the off-railing!
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Fritz
Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
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Jan 29, 2016 - 10:27pm PT
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And of course, Potatohead is always sober, doesn't drunk post, and spells correctly; except when he is drunkenly ripping on me at 1:53 in the morning? http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=2744421&msg=2758282#msg2758282
Fritzee is a snarky little'ol burnt-out man living in the midst of his werst wet-dream. Republi-Choss-Creek-Ave. Master at cunty ol'man slander on his bastion...the tard-net. FZee....you stink ol'brahjj. Diaper change n0 ?? ;-(
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crankster
Trad climber
No. Tahoe
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Jan 30, 2016 - 07:02am PT
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S(pud), give it a rest, dude. I'm a powder skier and red wine drinker, as well. Forum Bully can handle himself. He doesn't need your protection. Chill out.
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MisterE
Gym climber
Small Town with a Big Back Yard
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 30, 2016 - 05:25pm PT
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Fritzcarraldo seemed to have forgotten this thread is all in fun, a jest if you will.
I LOL in your general direction - and miss City of Rocks terribly.
Carry on -and thanks again for the comprehensive snark!
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skcreidc
Social climber
SD, CA
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Jan 30, 2016 - 05:28pm PT
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I don't get the sense that the Taco really turns. It certainly seems to spin it's tires a lot though.
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Fritz
Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
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Jan 30, 2016 - 06:23pm PT
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Mr. Eretardo! (said just in jest, - - -too)
Re your post:
Fritzcarraldo seemed to have forgotten this thread is all in fun, a jest if you will.
I LOL in your general direction - and miss City of Rocks terribly.
Carry on -and thanks again for the comprehensive snark!
Thank you. I'll consider your post an overture for peace.
Of course, I do coordinate the annual City of Rocks ST "get-together." http://www.supertopo.com/climbers-forum/2753087/City-of-Rocks-June-2016-Climbing-Party-Get-Together-Thread
You are invited.
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tradmanclimbs
Ice climber
Pomfert VT
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Jan 31, 2016 - 07:52am PT
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per that jester base arrest video. It is normal to jump with the canopy allready open like that? looks like a lot could go wrong in the tangle dept?
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snakefoot
climber
Nor Cal
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Jan 31, 2016 - 08:35am PT
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^^^ for an exit with the canopy dangling (AKA rollover), you need zero wind. not really a problem when done right. a dive over into a front flip and the canopy opens great. Flipper can't contain his stupid self over this.
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tradmanclimbs
Ice climber
Pomfert VT
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Jan 31, 2016 - 07:36pm PT
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Is that a normal way to jump?
looks like it could go wrong pretty easily...
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Flip Flop
climber
Earth Planet, Universe
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Eternity is a long time to be wrong Snakefoot.
Got family?
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snakefoot
climber
Nor Cal
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^^ all jokes aside, flip, this is a waist of time for both of us. I know where you stand and see all your posts. not really interested in getting to know you.
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HighDesertDJ
Trad climber
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^^ all jokes aside, flip, this is a waist of time for both of us. I know where you stand and see all your posts. not really interested in getting to know you.
Get hip.
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snakefoot
climber
Nor Cal
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^^^gotta love the urban dictionary.
I'm your huckleberry.
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Gilroy
Social climber
Bolderado
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hahaha! Huckleberry = State Fruit of Idaho. Inadvertent or intentional?
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snakefoot
climber
Nor Cal
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^^ a little of both
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jan 24, 2019 - 01:56pm PT
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"Time to show those evil spuds what's what!"
Ban Hammer been on a purge in the last couple of days.
Splat!!!
Moosh!!!
Mangle!!!
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johntp
Trad climber
By decision or indecision we are where we are.
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Jan 24, 2019 - 04:37pm PT
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Warbler makes some uncomfortable and gets the boot.
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Aeriq
Sport climber
100-year Visitor
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Jan 24, 2019 - 04:51pm PT
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SUPERTACO CRUNCH TIME! Multiple Parties Get the Chop!
ERASERHEAD V.2: A Look Into the Minds of Some of Our Most Inexplicable Contributors
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johntp
Trad climber
By decision or indecision we are where we are.
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Jan 24, 2019 - 05:34pm PT
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Jody gets the chop because SusanA is sensitive.
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johntp
Trad climber
By decision or indecision we are where we are.
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Jan 24, 2019 - 06:19pm PT
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Sorry.
Jody got axed because he is a jerk.
Gotta disagree with you there. If all jerks got the chop few of us would be here.
Who is to decide which posters are jerks? Those who live in glass houses....
One thing that I hold strongest is defending family and friends.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jan 24, 2019 - 06:21pm PT
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I'd have said as#@&%e, not jerk, you zjerk.
And that's what YOU SAY. But is Warbler here to say he didn't? Huh? You also SAY that's fine with you, but is it REALLY?
don't be a zjerk!
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zBrown
Ice climber
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Jan 24, 2019 - 06:23pm PT
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The owners of the site make the call
And they called Jody out because he is a jerk and an ass
And they got tired of it
Adios
Ακούγοντας λίγο προσεκτικότερα το ρεφρέν του Τζο Κόκερ που έβαλα 4-5 ώρες νωρίτερα και που λέει πως every generation has its way σκέφτηκα για μια ακόμα φορά πως αν μια γενιά αντιπαρατίθεται απέναντι σε κάποια πράγματα καλώς πράττει. Καλό είναι όμως μετά να μη ταυτίζεται πολύ με τα ίδια της τα χαρακτηριστικά ( που αποκτάει σιγα- σιγά) .Να μπορεί να αντιπαρατεθεί και στα δικά της κολλήματα.
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Aeriq
Sport climber
100-year Visitor
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Jan 24, 2019 - 06:24pm PT
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Less chit-chat, more headlines.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jan 24, 2019 - 06:26pm PT
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I'm trolling you.😁 Jody was no fun to troll.😒
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jan 24, 2019 - 06:31pm PT
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Oh, yeah. Aeric is back, too, since the last posting date.
Lotta changes THERE. And here he is on his VERY OWN THREAD!
Good to have you back, MrChitchat. Seriously.😃
Then there are Cosmic, Tami, and Locker, some heavies.
And everyone's favorite, xCon, having followed a long stint as rSin.
Here today then *poof*
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Jan 24, 2019 - 06:33pm PT
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C untz get banned from a climbing site
Grown men cry and whine
Glad I'm a woman
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jan 24, 2019 - 06:35pm PT
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A Taco woman speaks her mind, never holds back. Am I right?
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Aeriq
Sport climber
100-year Visitor
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Jan 24, 2019 - 06:43pm PT
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Men Rejoice There Are Still Women Posting on Supertopo
See, it's not that hard... :)
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johntp
Trad climber
By decision or indecision we are where we are.
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Jan 24, 2019 - 06:46pm PT
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And they called Jody out because he is a jerk and an ass
Your opinion. In my opinion your are a jerk and an ass. But won't ask the mods to chop you.
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HermitMaster
Social climber
my abode
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Jan 24, 2019 - 07:11pm PT
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Your opinion. In my opinion your are a jerk and an ass. But won't ask the mods to chop you.
Word
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Aeriq
Sport climber
100-year Visitor
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Jan 24, 2019 - 07:33pm PT
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*SIGH*
Supertopo Void of Once-present Spark
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jan 24, 2019 - 07:45pm PT
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*sigh*
What happened to turn the other cheek?
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Aeriq
Sport climber
100-year Visitor
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Jan 24, 2019 - 08:56pm PT
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^^That looks more like a young Marty Lewis!
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LuckyPink
climber
the last bivy
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Jan 24, 2019 - 08:57pm PT
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Ghost Posters Return for Smackdown Volley
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Aeriq
Sport climber
100-year Visitor
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Jan 24, 2019 - 09:19pm PT
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The death thread was just poorly framed in it's title, and comments followed accordingly... Thanks, QINTL.
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Jim Clipper
climber
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Jan 24, 2019 - 09:54pm PT
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Bikini climber passed on?! RIP locker. He had a good run.
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Aeriq
Sport climber
100-year Visitor
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Jan 24, 2019 - 10:40pm PT
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wolfebox at gmail.
trying to get some headlines for my "As the Taco Turns" rag...
its a dearth of bold fonts here...little help.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jan 25, 2019 - 12:16am PT
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ALL CAPS OFF TO THE NEW ST MODERATOR.AIN'T GONNA TAKE NO GUFF.
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johntp
Trad climber
By decision or indecision we are where we are.
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Jan 25, 2019 - 11:10am PT
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Wrong
Their opinion
Nobody cares about your opinions John. TP
Put up your justification fool
I was warned one time by RJ about one post
That's it
You never have anything insightful to say
About anything
and worse you don't enjoy what you do
I am so hurt. Mommy!!!!!
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Off White
climber
Tenino, WA
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Jan 29, 2019 - 06:31pm PT
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I've got nothing to add but a tip of the cap to Mr. Mouse for his apt Devo quote awhile back. We're through being cool indeed.
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rottingjohnny
Sport climber
Sands Motel , Las Vegas
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Jan 29, 2019 - 06:44pm PT
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Ricky D
Trad climber
Sierra Westside
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Jan 29, 2019 - 07:52pm PT
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^^^^
HOLY CRAP!
God does shrooms.
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Kalimon
Social climber
Ridgway, CO
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Jan 29, 2019 - 08:06pm PT
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Locker gets his wings . . . again!
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