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Curt

Boulder climber
Gilbert, AZ
Jul 18, 2008 - 05:46pm PT
I clicked "show all" at the top of the thread--but it didn't work.

Curt

Prod

Social climber
Charlevoix, MI
Jul 18, 2008 - 06:16pm PT
Mr E and his galpal if she is lurking,

Dude, any assbag who thinks that she looks like a guy has issues. I think it's a great pic of a oned hottie.

BTW if you save the pic to your desktop, open it in a photo editor and brighten the pic you can see some side boobage.

Sorry, I'm a dirtbag....

Prod.
dirtineye

Trad climber
the south
Jul 18, 2008 - 06:18pm PT
Why can't a woman be more like a man?
dave goodwin

climber
carson city, nv
Jul 18, 2008 - 06:29pm PT
More than once I have seen women go topless on "show us you your tits" at Owens. One of the times I had a group of 13 troubled teens that were in a placement program. They had been locked up for a long time and were quite shocked to see these ladies with their shirts off. One of them came over to talk to us while we ate our lunch in the shade under "short but steep."
i could tell that the few that actually had sunglasses were enjoying the conversation. the rest behaved themselves and sat and listened. I believe the girl went by the name "Blaze"? use to see her at Cave Rock alot of years ago.

take care
dave
Bart Fay

Social climber
Redlands, CA
Jul 18, 2008 - 06:29pm PT
Example

Medusa:
Like, every chick I've ever taken up Walk on the Wildside has put out when we got on top.

Us: Dude, I didn't even know that your mom was a climber.

Claro Lockero ?
Pennsylenvy

Gym climber
Fannie's Crack, AZ
Jul 18, 2008 - 07:58pm PT
I can attest the lady in the original photo is definitely cute! I had a strange encounter with her myself. This has never happened to me on a climb; Eric lead up the awesome Angel's delight route while me and another climber were at bottom. I started up a shared beginning with Eric's route, I missed a left at a ledge and could only follow same route Eric had just lead. Problem this gal was below me starting up. Well I told her she could pass over me and then I would lead the route up behind her. Safe to say it's interesting to have some cute gal crawl over you on a rock face. Not too shabby of a time.
Dr. Rock

Ice climber
Castle Rock
Jul 18, 2008 - 09:21pm PT
What's so funny about Peace, Love, and Jane Mansfield?

Standing Strong

Trad climber
hopping on a moonshadow
Jul 18, 2008 - 09:23pm PT
you mean filipina (one of my close friends is from the phillipines)

sorry if what i said wasn't clear - what i mean is that a lot of people with olive tones or darker skin (more melanin) tend to soak up the sun without getting really burned - but are still vulnerable to skin cancer - ask your doctor
marky

climber
Jul 18, 2008 - 09:25pm PT
could anastasia be less intelligent than jody?
GhoulweJ

Trad climber
Sacramento, CA
Jul 18, 2008 - 09:29pm PT
Topless climbing. Whatever works for ya.
Seems to me though that "Rock Rash" could be painful.

Knew a woman who lost a nipple in a rollerblading fall. What it takes to replace it is frighening.

Anyway, that woman has a rockin bod.

edit: refering to woman in original post
tradchick

Trad climber
White Mountains
Jul 19, 2008 - 06:58am PT
Okay well no doubt this is gonna be a hit but I really can't resist...you guys are such easy targets.

You act like teenagers that have never seen a fit woman or breasts before. Maybe you should try a nude or topless beach and get real.

Yeah, she's fit, big deal. Many athletes are, climbers particularly. And FWIW, this doesn't come from envy...I'm just as fit as that chick.

Carry on...
yo

climber
I drink your milkshake!
Jul 19, 2008 - 10:18am PT
prove it
the Fet

Knackered climber
A bivy sack in the secret campground
Jul 19, 2008 - 11:59am PT
"she looks like a man"
translation: she is harder and more muscular than me and makes me look like a girl so I'll call her a man to make myself feel better, also I'm a little gay and can't admit it so I'm homophobic and a hard body on a woman confuses me.
philo

Trad climber
boulder, co.
Jul 19, 2008 - 12:05pm PT
That picture series of body builder Bettys makes me need to hurl! So gross!
mojede

Trad climber
Butte, America
Jul 19, 2008 - 12:11pm PT
Heh heh, Lois said "hot and sweaty".....
Prod

Social climber
Charlevoix, MI
Jul 19, 2008 - 12:14pm PT

Topless, I thought you said toothless.

My bad,

Prod.
Roman

Trad climber
Boston
Jul 19, 2008 - 12:23pm PT
Yo that girl freaking rocks for being such a good sport about that tooth. She has such a classic "Oops I knocked a tooth out" look on her face!
mojede

Trad climber
Butte, America
Jul 19, 2008 - 12:26pm PT
Lois, I go topless pretty much all Summer--and I know for certain that I'll never put on, or wear a sports bra. I feel bad for all of the women out there who are encumbered by, and enslaved to a bra. :-)
Standing Strong

Trad climber
hopping on a moonshadow
Jul 19, 2008 - 12:49pm PT
The Universe belongs to Topless Climbing Women by right? Everyone with a different set of beliefs from Topless Climbing Women's is going to get a one-way ticket to Hell? Topless Climbing Women acts in the public interest? These are all claims made recently by Topless Climbing Women. Before examining the present situation, however, it is important that I begin the debate about Topless Climbing Women's expostulations.

Irrespective of one's feelings on the subject, Topless Climbing Women's positions cannot stand on their own merit. That's why they're dependent on elaborate artifices and explanatory stories to convince us that a plausible excuse is a satisfactory substitute for performance. Topless Climbing Women's effusions present us with a riddle: Why is it that 99 times out of 100, it throws a temper tantrum every time I suggest that I was appalled when I first learned that its protégés want to revile everything in the most obscene terms and drag it into the filth of the basest possible outlook? Many people consider that question irrelevant on the grounds that some of us have an opportunity to come in contact with homophobic, bilious jackanapes on a regular basis at work or in school. We, therefore, may be able to gain some insight into the way they think, into their values; we may be able to understand why they want to fabricate all sorts of cankered ad-hoc rules and regulations.

Topless Climbing Women keeps trying to deceive us into thinking that the purpose of life is self-gratification. The purpose of this deception may be to dam the flow of effective communication. Or maybe the purpose is to concoct a version of reality that fully contradicts real life. Oh what a tangled web Topless Climbing Women weaves when first it practices to deceive.

This may be a foregone conclusion, but Topless Climbing Women's morals manifest themselves in two phases. Phase one: scapegoat easy, unpopular targets, thereby diverting responsibility from more culpable parties. Phase two: provide financial support to backwards banana republics and their cantankerous dictators. Who is Topless Climbing Women to decide what is morally acceptable for us and what is not? Topless Climbing Women, as usual, you prove yourself to be bestial. Now that I've stated that, allow me to say that whenever anyone states the obvious -- that seeing Topless Climbing Women revive an arcadian past that never existed is a nauseating and disgusting spectacle -- discussion naturally progresses towards the question, "Is it hoping that the readers of this letter won't see the weakness of its argument relative to mine?" Before you answer, let me point out that I overheard one of its legatees say, "The rules don't apply to Topless Climbing Women." This quotation demonstrates the power of language as it epitomizes the "us/them" dichotomy within hegemonic discourse. As for me, I prefer to use language to love the Earth and everything that flowers and crawls upon it.

Unfortunately, Topless Climbing Women's bleeding-heart whinges neglect to take one important factor into consideration: human nature. Unless principles don't matter, it is simply wrong to conclude that public opinion is a reliable indicator of what's true and what isn't. In this volatile political moment, we must cautiously guard against the dangers of irritating communism. Hard to believe? Then consider the following statement from one of Topless Climbing Women's crotchety compeers: "All any child needs is a big dose of television every day." Pretty foul, huh? Well, if it turns out that there's indubitably no way to prevent Topless Climbing Women from making my blood curdle then I guess it'll be time to throw my cards on the table and call it quits. I'll just have to give up trying to bring the communion of knowledge to all of us and accept the fact that from the perspective of those inside its terrorist organization, its epigrams are our final line of defense against tyrrany. The reality, however, is that this is kind of a touchy subject to some people. There's nothing controversial about that view. It's a fact, pure and simple. It was a fact long before anyone realized that I'm no psychiatrist. Still, from the little I know about psychiatry I can honestly say that Topless Climbing Women seems to exhibit many of the symptoms of Asperger's syndrome. I don't say that to judge but merely to put Topless Climbing Women's meretricious insults into perspective. As I have tried to show in this letter, I have avoided engaging in open debate with rude, truculent prevaricators -- or even acknowledging their existence -- for fear of lending them any form of legitimacy. As long as you remember that, we may yet be able to build a coalition of stouthearted people devoted to stopping Topless Climbing Women.

Ouch!

climber
Jul 19, 2008 - 12:50pm PT
Topless Climbing Woman

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