Attn: "TheMaestro", I'll see you in court.

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dirk_007

climber
boulder, co
Nov 9, 2004 - 08:36pm PT
Your time is running out Donny. Myseld and the Maestro saw you the other day. And if it wasn't for a crowd of witnesses and that I needed to be somewhere we were gonna jump your sorry ass. Make all the comments you want, the both of us could kick your sorry ass while taking a sh#t. And would only take as much as energy as well. Better look over your shoulder Donny....next thing you know you'll be wearing special orthopedic t-shirts the rest of your sorry existance reading your precious pansy climbing mag..
Donny Quijote

Sport climber
Boulder F'n CO
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 9, 2004 - 08:38pm PT
What??...Maestro and me one in the same? It's no fun arguing with yourself..and Fish?..I don't even know who that is.

Oh yeah,

I'll see all of you in court.

Wait a sec....Dirk? Ain't that name kinda masculine for a wench?
mark

climber
yosemite
Nov 9, 2004 - 08:57pm PT
Donny you miserable sack of sh#t. The next time I see your sorry ass im gonna bury it. But i know this, I won't see you climbing......cause you don't. I'll just kick your ass in the climbing store while you drool over your stupid mags you puss faced little pip squeak. You talk alot of sh#t. You'll know its me, i'll ask you your name, say whats up, and as i shake your hand Im gonna drop you like the sack of sh#t you are....
Donny Quijote

Sport climber
Boulder F'n CO
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 9, 2004 - 09:16pm PT
I request that the above statement be stricken from the record.

Thank you.
TheMaestro

Big Wall climber
Yosemite
Nov 10, 2004 - 11:10am PT
To all of you who are misguided:

First, I don't know who the f*ck dirk007 is, but if he doesn't like donny, he is ok in my book. Next, for those of you who think I am donny, that is just laughable. I am someone who spends my time in the valley every summer dealing with the likes of ptpp. Not some moron like donny who sits at home reading climbing mags, spraying, and wishing he was out on the crag.

I agree with most of you that there are way too many pseudonyms and alter egos on this site and something should be done about it. Unfortunately, I don't think there is an end in sight. I will say this though, the donny today either took 3rd grade english to learn how to spell, punctuate, and congugate his sentences, or it is a different person. Given the moron that he first showed us to be, it leads me to believe that donny is a completely different moron than before.

And donny once again, STFU, nobody cares what you have to say.
Demented

climber
Nov 10, 2004 - 11:14am PT
Maestro. Gotta concur with Jefferson. Loved you on Seinfeld.
Now- my question to you is - you wrote "dealing with the likes of ptpp"

I am curious. How DO you deal with PTPP?
By pounding him with beers? By making HIM buy the beers?
By walking the other way as soon as you see him? By carrying his load to the base?

Inquiring minds, and all that.....
TheMaestro

Big Wall climber
Yosemite
Nov 10, 2004 - 11:17am PT
Hey demented, as far as dealing with ptpp, its more or less lessons of how to deal with a kook who clogs routes on the captain. If you read the thread about pee on me pete, you can read the many times I have encountered him on El Cap. How do I deal with him? I just laugh.

Peace
nature

climber
Flagstaff, AZ
Nov 10, 2004 - 11:19am PT
"By pounding him with beers?" Empty beers that you drank, right?
Demented

climber
Nov 10, 2004 - 12:12pm PT
sorry maestro. i missed your rant on disco stu's pee'd on pete thread. pretty classic.
dakine420

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Nov 10, 2004 - 02:57pm PT
i find this thread to be rather funny that donny wants to take the maestro to court over things said in this forum. if that was even remotely plausable, almost all those who write here in st would be on trial. so my response to all this is this. donny be a man and not the little bitch you make all to beleive you are and learn to laugh. sure maestro, oncler, stu, and many, many, others make inflammetory statements to you but don't you think you bring it on yourself. there is only one other tool on st who recieves more sh#t than you and that is that moron flash. and he deserves all that comes his way in my opinion.

hopefully all that people write about you isn't true and hopefully you actually climb and you are not just some poser in a climber's forum.
cybele

Ice climber
finally, west of the Mississippi
Nov 10, 2004 - 03:19pm PT
E re-extends his warm invite for you all to come slug it out at his place, Olde English on him. He's really, REALLY bored, now.
TheMaestro

Big Wall climber
Yosemite
Nov 11, 2004 - 12:44pm PT
Donny=Jody=Flash=D#@&%e bag=Poser Climber=Tool=Moron
Donny Quijote

Sport climber
Boulder F'n CO
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 11, 2004 - 12:53pm PT
Jody = Donny? That DOES it Maestro, I'll see you in...

oh wait. I already said that.
TheMaestro

Big Wall climber
Yosemite
Nov 11, 2004 - 01:07pm PT
STFU you tool!
Donny Quijote

Sport climber
Boulder F'n CO
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 11, 2004 - 01:09pm PT
Bullying the witness....that'll cost you. Not to mention all the above documented slander.

My lawyer will lay waste to your girlylawyer.
Donny Quijote

Sport climber
Boulder F'n CO
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 11, 2004 - 02:49pm PT
Fattrad....that's instigation. You'll find your self behind bars with that attitude.
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Oakville, Ontario, Canada, eh?
Nov 12, 2004 - 05:13am PT
"I'm no computer guy, by any stretch. But can't one of you computer geniuses check where the posts come from through some IP address or something & put the whole alter ego thing to be once and for all? Come on:

Jody = Flash
Fish = Paco = Donny = The Maestro
Chris Mac = SATAN

One of you computer geeks has got to be able to figure it out!"


That's wrong! It doesn't add up. Those numbers are wrong. I am really determined to figure this out once and for all. Frig frig frig. The answer is sitting in front of my nose, and I can't frickin' SEE it. GEEEEEEEZ.

No wonder it takes me so bloody long to solo a wall!

dakine420

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Nov 13, 2004 - 11:38am PT
Pete, you keep saying the numbers don't add up, and you don't get it. You are absolutely right. YOU DONT GET IT DO YOU?
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Oakville, Ontario, Canada, eh?
Nov 13, 2004 - 05:02pm PT
Not yet, Dakine, but I'm going to get it, and although I am not yet sure, I believe you to be part of it. I am too pre-occupied with core identity issues right now to crunch the numbers, but I have a hunch you're part of what doesn't add up.

I believe it is possible you are posting under one or more other fake identities here, though I am as yet unsure who. Once I figure it out, I'll be able to tell you why.

If you ARE, and I believe you to be, you're a lameass sack of sh#t. If you're not, then I'll retract it what I say and apologize. There's a promise for you. Please feel free to HOLD ME ACCOUNTABLE.

In the meantime, why don't you show me that you are NOT a lameass sack of sh#t, and have the balls, like say Ammon, to BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU MEAN.

What you SAY, dude, don't mean sh#t if nobody knows WHO YOU ARE. It just makes you another whining internet pussy.

It is possible that TheMaestro, about whom this post is titled, actually might be OK. He wrote something in another post that he might be willing to forgive me some transgressions under certain conditions. That requires some sack, unlike you, Dakine.

The Maestro will show even more sack if he reveals to me, and everyone else, who he is. I do not know if he has the balls or not. It takes a helluva lot more balls to be real and stand up for your core identity than it does to climb El Cap, but make no mistake - it takes balls to do that. Or ovaries.

Except Melissa. She is a walking and talking-loudly nameless faceless one-name internet bitch with NO OVARIES. She will never have a baby, and she will never get married. No real man would take her.

Note: That was intentionally inflammatory and completedly uncalled for, as it is a personal attack based on nothing but my own opinion.

I believe she has core identity issues that include things like that above, and I will be prepared to edit or even delete these inflammatory comments above if she will quit doing it to me.

But I don't believe she will, because this WILL take ovaries, and she's been sniping at me pettily for years, the little bitch.

Arg.

Have sack.
dakine420

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Nov 14, 2004 - 02:40pm PT
Mr. Zabrok,

I just read your previous post and I personally have lost any thread of respect for you. You write this long winded post about the gift of forgiveness and olive branches to all your detractors, and then your post here on Attn: Maestro, is filled with venom and hatred. I just finished reading the string of posts on 'for pee on me' and it appears that the maestro finally did tell you his name and then you called him a liar. Why would I tell you my name? Because when I do, then I guess I am lying to you as well right? Seriously man, how would you ever know if it is actually his real name or not? If I told you my name, how would you know if it was real or not?

Sounds like you need some lithium based mood enhancers. If you ever come to boulder, I'll personally waive the consultation fee and get you a script for some zoloft. But you are litterally all over the board with your responses. You actually could assist in my practice by doing a case study on you. You first reach out asking people to look into what makes ptpp, pete and hope that they accept you for who you are. Then you viciously attack those like myself for not revealing who I am. I personally don't care what you choose to do, but it appears to me and probably most on ST.com that you are trying to get the record straight.

You are not only defending yourself within the climbing community with your climbing ethics and practices, but there are some pretty serious allegations regarding your unwanted advances to minors. Allegations that potentially could run deeper than you could possibly imagine. I am not siding with anyone here, but I think it is about time that YOU start adding things UP and start getting IT.

Sure, ammon, stu, maestro, rrrADAM, and others are attacking you and you do need to defend yourself. But lashing out at others under the premise that what they say is plain bullsh*t because they don't use there names is pretty lame. Sure, you might completely disgregard this because I wont give you my name. And pete, I wont even with my sack and all. The only way I will reveal myself to you is if you come for a psych eval, and like I said, I will waive your consultation fee.



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