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Crimpergirl
Social climber
Hell on earth wondering what I did to deserve it
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 28, 2007 - 02:48am PT
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It is ten to two a.m.
Dang zip. :) I'll get out of here someday! I will!
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nita
climber
chico ca
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Apr 28, 2007 - 02:52am PT
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Tomorrow: get a bat...Tonight: Get a drink and put on some mellow music..... zzzzz.. I hope you have..* sweet dreams.*
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Jaybro
Social climber
The West
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Apr 28, 2007 - 02:53am PT
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What Susan said; you should hear one of those "Chinese Fightin' Dog" 's get medevil on a mere threat like a jack rabbit posing as the easter bunny. You'd never be afraid again.
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Crimpergirl
Social climber
Hell on earth wondering what I did to deserve it
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 28, 2007 - 02:54am PT
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I do like the bat idea. Can't accidentally hit myself in the head with it. Well, I wouldn't think I could anyway. And it is good to cower with. Good advice.
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Russ Walling
Social climber
Out on the sand.... man.....
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Apr 28, 2007 - 02:59am PT
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Since you are of the school that thinks human life is not cheap, may I suggest you contact Piton Ron and get one of them there non-lethal beanbag cannons. Nuthin like the thump of beans at 340mph into a semi-erect peeping Toms soft underbelly.... give him a couple more while you wait for the cops to arrive.
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zip
Trad climber
pacific beach, ca
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Apr 28, 2007 - 03:09am PT
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speaking of shaking like a leaf..........i just had a scary experience too.
i live in the san diego area and am a boat owner. I keep my boats at the Sea World Marina, at the Sea World amusement park. I am in bed on my lap top updating my personal profile on that new dating site,(www.iammuchbetterlookingwhenyouaredrunk.com)when I get a call. I look at the caller ID and it is Sea World calling me. i am thinking this isn't good. The dockmaster is calling me and the first thing she says is your boats aren't sinking, but one next to you did.
The salvage and recovery divers are there and they want to start the recovery without me moving my boats. I ask them to wait and i rush down there and move one of my boats, but they have the second one blocked in, and won't let me move it. there is no damage to either of my boats prior to the salvage.
Fortunately i brought my camera and i take a bunch of pictures of the recovery. they are able to re float the boat they are all over my second boat, and there is bound to be some damage. i ask for an incident number or a on site supervisor and they all look at me like i am speaking another language.
finally someone asks me why i need this information, and why i am taking pictures. I tell them that i can see that there is damage to one of my boats. they guy tells me he is not going to pay for the damage, and to go after the owner of the boat that sank.
At this point Sea World management wisely suggests that i leave.
It will be paid for by someone, but i hate drama, and dealing with attorneys, and being in court.
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Russ Walling
Social climber
Out on the sand.... man.....
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Apr 28, 2007 - 03:15am PT
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c'mon zip.... you are shaking like a leaf 'cause one of your boats (implying that you have more than just one) might have got a scratch on it??? Poor Maculated is shaking like a leaf 'cause gas went up .03cents last week and now she can't go cragging and might have to use public transport... talk about horror!
"at either end....."
Just honkin your chain zip... when we going out to get yellowtail on the back side of Catalina? I'll chip in for gas.
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zip
Trad climber
pacific beach, ca
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Apr 28, 2007 - 03:20am PT
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Russ,
Dude, i would love to take you out fishing, but i don't fish.
I just bought a boat cuz i heard that Crimpy digs dudes that climb hard or have a boat.
Since i can't climb............well, you get the picture.
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Ouch!
climber
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Apr 28, 2007 - 03:23am PT
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Sorry..Crimpie. Hope I didn't break any windows. Dang cops took me around the corner and Tasered me...Twice. Took my pizza and drove off..eating it.
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zip
Trad climber
pacific beach, ca
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Apr 28, 2007 - 03:24am PT
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maybe, if it comes to the surface, and it is a real big gun.
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Russ Walling
Social climber
Out on the sand.... man.....
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Apr 28, 2007 - 03:24am PT
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hahahaha! I'm a puker anyway.... tell ya what.... I'll chip in some gas money so Maculated can go out on your boat with ya....
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zip
Trad climber
pacific beach, ca
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Apr 28, 2007 - 03:25am PT
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thanks for the offer for gas money, but i don't need it, cuz there is no motor. it is a kayak.
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Licky
Mountain climber
California
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Apr 28, 2007 - 03:27am PT
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Crimpy, might I suggest you teach your parrots to sound like a barking german shepard. Then after they finish barking, they can imitate the sound of a 12 gauge being racked.
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zip
Trad climber
pacific beach, ca
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Apr 28, 2007 - 03:30am PT
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i think we lost crimpy around 1/2 hour ago. she is probably having sweet dreams about all us st'rs that are so concerned about her.
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Crimpergirl
Social climber
Hell on earth wondering what I did to deserve it
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 28, 2007 - 08:47am PT
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Hi all. I did decide to try and sleep. I am still recovering from the evil red eye flight back from SushiFest. Totally sleep deprived and last night's equivalent to 800 red bulls did not help. :)
Hahahahah on your boat story Mr. Zip! And OUCH!, I should have known it was you. Hope the taser barbs came out easily.
:)
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thedogfather
climber
Midwest
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Apr 28, 2007 - 09:03am PT
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Crimp, you need to add a nice gentle big dog to your attack bird arsenal.
But he should have a serious side:
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Crimpergirl
Social climber
Hell on earth wondering what I did to deserve it
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 28, 2007 - 09:51am PT
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If I saw that mouth charging at me, I'd drop dead of a heart attack before the dog consumed me.
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mark miller
Social climber
Reno
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Apr 28, 2007 - 10:57am PT
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Howdy Crimpie, Sorry this creep is troubling you, maybe we should have a sushi fest in your town and pay him a visit. If he is really "interested" the minor hand slapping the authorities gave him will only provoke this sick F#ck into a more committed path. I strongly suggest that you get a restraining order on this individual, that way his wife and the authorities can try to keep an eye on him. Dogs, (got 2 myself) are effective at keeping random acts down but a committed individual can easily deal with canines. I know you're not comfortable with firearms but a good instructional course from your local police department and a lot of practice will definitely empower you.
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Raydog
Trad climber
Boulder Colorado
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Apr 28, 2007 - 10:59am PT
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Crimpergirl -
if you are ever seriously considering canine security may I humbly suggest
the incredible English Bull Terrier
best personal protection money can buy IMO, they are expensive and
high maintenance but are great pets and insane guard dogs -
If I needed a canine for personal or estate security I wouldn't bother with anything else, ever.
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Indianclimber
climber
Las Vegas
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Apr 28, 2007 - 11:03am PT
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Last summer we had a home invasion at 10am with my teenage daughter in the house,two guys kept ringing the front door bell
she didn't answer the door but called me and my husband so we headed home as fast as possible she thought they had left so didnt call 911
Well they went to the back of the house, tried all the windows
and then kicked in the back door in,my husband comes home with 2
of them in the house 2 in a get away car out front and our daughter hiding in the closet talking now to the 911 operator
We have no guns and even if we did they would have had them in the house, so my husband makes as much noise as possible going in the front of the house to flush them out back.
They get away in a car with no license plate.Nobody was phsically hurt
Luckily the same crew picked on the wrong guy the following week who chased them with his car cornered them in an apt complex and when they tried to run over the police they blasted them ,made us sleep a little better
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