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MikeL

Social climber
Southern Arizona
Jan 3, 2018 - 01:26pm PT
Itís difficult to find a hardier bunch than the Scots, IMO.

Scotland is the most poetic countryside Iíve ever seen. Sweet and merciless. The lilt of the lasses melted my heart.

My ex-wife had a kilt made for her while visiting. It was the most wondrous garnet I think she ever owned. The plaids matched up everywhere throughout the folds. Very fetching.

Edinburgh is a great city to live in. I loved it.
Mark Force

Trad climber
Ashland, Oregon
Jan 3, 2018 - 03:01pm PT
^^^Scots and Russians.
AP

Trad climber
Calgary
Jan 3, 2018 - 03:17pm PT
How big a parrot can a Scotsman keep under his kilt?
Depends on the size of the perch

I have been to Burningman and seen way too many Utilikilts
madbolter1

Big Wall climber
Denver, CO
Jan 3, 2018 - 04:30pm PT
I would never venture to peek under a man's kilt (uninvited). So rude!

LOL

I would never venture to peek under a man's kilt (invited!). So scary!
TLP

climber
Jan 3, 2018 - 11:39pm PT
Oh, thank you much, sycorax. One of the very best of Burns, in its entirety.

Some decades ago, I remember hearing a hilarious song written in the style of a Scottish ballad, recent I believe but am not sure. The protagonist of the song drinks a lot of beer, has a great time, then staggers off and passes out under a gorse bush or whatever. A couple of young lassies happen by and have to satisfy their curiosity about what a Scotsman doesn't wear under his kilt. Confirming their belief, one of them takes a blue ribbon from her hair and ties it there. After the guy awakes and has a raging need to recycle the beer, comes the last line, something to the effect of "I don't know where you've been while I was gone, but I see you won first prize."
Don'tKnowHim

Social climber
California
Jan 9, 2018 - 02:58pm PT
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StahlBro

Trad climber
San Diego, CA
Jan 9, 2018 - 07:59pm PT
A Scot was heading home from the pub and had a wee too much to drink. He lay down for a nap.

Two lassie's happened by, and decided to see what he had under his kilt. One of them took the blue ribbon out of her hair, and tied a bow on his tallywacker.

Eventually he woke up and decided he needed to relieve himself.

Looking down, he said, "I don't know where you've been laddie, but you won first prize!"

mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jan 14, 2018 - 01:54am PT
Tartan 34-c, fine boats for cruises, so they say.
Tartan 34-c, fine boats for cruises, so they say.
Credit: mouse from merced
Gene

climber
Jan 14, 2018 - 09:20am PT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_WEP9ZkpS4
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