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Mark Force
Trad climber
Ashland, Oregon
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^^^Scots and Russians.
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AP
Trad climber
Calgary
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How big a parrot can a Scotsman keep under his kilt?
Depends on the size of the perch
I have been to Burningman and seen way too many Utilikilts
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madbolter1
Big Wall climber
Denver, CO
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I would never venture to peek under a man's kilt (uninvited). So rude!
LOL
I would never venture to peek under a man's kilt (invited!). So scary!
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TLP
climber
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Oh, thank you much, sycorax. One of the very best of Burns, in its entirety.
Some decades ago, I remember hearing a hilarious song written in the style of a Scottish ballad, recent I believe but am not sure. The protagonist of the song drinks a lot of beer, has a great time, then staggers off and passes out under a gorse bush or whatever. A couple of young lassies happen by and have to satisfy their curiosity about what a Scotsman doesn't wear under his kilt. Confirming their belief, one of them takes a blue ribbon from her hair and ties it there. After the guy awakes and has a raging need to recycle the beer, comes the last line, something to the effect of "I don't know where you've been while I was gone, but I see you won first prize."
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StahlBro
Trad climber
San Diego, CA
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A Scot was heading home from the pub and had a wee too much to drink. He lay down for a nap.
Two lassie's happened by, and decided to see what he had under his kilt. One of them took the blue ribbon out of her hair, and tied a bow on his tallywacker.
Eventually he woke up and decided he needed to relieve himself.
Looking down, he said, "I don't know where you've been laddie, but you won first prize!"
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jan 14, 2018 - 01:54am PT
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