Oh, thank you much, sycorax. One of the very best of Burns, in its entirety.
Some decades ago, I remember hearing a hilarious song written in the style of a Scottish ballad, recent I believe but am not sure. The protagonist of the song drinks a lot of beer, has a great time, then staggers off and passes out under a gorse bush or whatever. A couple of young lassies happen by and have to satisfy their curiosity about what a Scotsman doesn't wear under his kilt. Confirming their belief, one of them takes a blue ribbon from her hair and ties it there. After the guy awakes and has a raging need to recycle the beer, comes the last line, something to the effect of "I don't know where you've been while I was gone, but I see you won first prize."