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JEleazarian

Trad climber
Fresno CA
Oct 23, 2015 - 02:21pm PT
This is one great, if OT, thread. It's nice to see people on ST still retain a sense of humor.

I love cats, precisely because they're independent. The Geico commercial with the cat and the quicksand is great. You can also check out Henri, Le Chat Noir.

We have had a few male cats over the years. The only way I know to stop the spray is to de-man them.

I should add that our late, great, neutered, Jordan Eleazarian:


was the most wonderful pet my wife or I ever had. Aside from being personality plus, he was the most affectionate being I've ever been around. If I was lying down, he would climb on top of me and pet me!

John
tradmanclimbs

Ice climber
Pomfert VT
Oct 23, 2015 - 02:32pm PT
I have been lucky. most of the time the problem with accidents in the house is related to not letting them out enough. My cat is free to come and go as he pleases. No problems so far.
madbolter1

Big Wall climber
Denver, CO
Oct 23, 2015 - 02:58pm PT
he was the most affectionate being I've ever been around. If I was lying down, he would climb on top of me and pet me!

It's true. Our huge, neutered-male Bengal is the most affectionate creature I've ever encountered. And his rumbling while cuddling on my chest is incredibly soothing after a long day.

We're fortunate to not have any of the behavior problems that so many have with their cats. Ours are far and away a net gain in our lives. And they are indoor-only.

For indoor cats, particularly multiples, I highly, highly recommend the litter-robot. We've had one for years, it just works, and it's a complete game-changer!
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Oct 23, 2015 - 03:18pm PT
I hate cats too. I have 2 (too many) and they ruin my life in various ways:
 annoying sleeping habits (like sleeping on my face)
 peeing outside the litter box once a week because it's fun
 scratching up my sofa
 being diabetic
 etc.
Yet, they're still around.
Oh well.

Flip Flop

climber
Earth Planet, Universe
Oct 23, 2015 - 03:36pm PT
Cat

Cat sh#t

Toxoplasma Gondii

Your Brain

Toxoplasmosis

Schizophrenia


Science .
Mei

Trad climber
I'm back!
Oct 23, 2015 - 04:55pm PT
I hope you don't really hate her (you are just saying that to get attention), because she can sense it.

Jackson Galaxy's My Cat from Hell is well worth watching if you have cats and many episodes are better than a lot of climbing videos on YouTube. And you can learn a lot from him.

Your Archimedes is not doing that to punish you. Something is wrong and bothering her.

Hope she is not suffering some disease (usu. UTI). If that's ruled out, sorry to ask the obvious: are you keeping your litter box very clean all the time? Might even want to switch to a different kind of litter. Maybe add a box with a different litter just to see if she takes any interest.

Best of luck to you and your Archimedes!
Jan

Mountain climber
Colorado, Nepal & Okinawa
Oct 23, 2015 - 06:07pm PT
Brandon-

I'm having a hard time keeping track of the cats you are writing about and their gender.

If your cat is female and peeing in the bathroom (males spray, females squat and pee), then for sure she has a urinary tract infection. The fact she pees in your bathroom is actually doing you a favor as she desperately tries to tell you that something is wrong. Most cats with UTI's will pee randomly all over the house. Your cat is smart enough to know the bathroom is where you go, so that's where she's going.

The only reason male cats spray is that they were neutered too late or they have UTI's and think peeing in a different place than the usual will help. If you've ever had a UTI yourself, you'd know that they are excruciating and make you feel like you have to pee painfully all the time. Eventually they can spread to the kidneys and cause a very painful death.

Please take your cat to the vet!
RyanD

climber
Oct 23, 2015 - 06:56pm PT
Cats are super loyal, they will start eating u if u die.
pyro

Big Wall climber
Calabasas
Oct 23, 2015 - 08:11pm PT
Flip Flop

climber
Earth Planet, Universe
Oct 23, 2015 - 08:21pm PT
They're in. The cat people found us. Leave now before it's too late. Save yourselves.
SteveW

Trad climber
The state of confusion
Oct 23, 2015 - 08:59pm PT
Hurray for CATZ!!!!
Ghost

climber
A long way from where I started
Oct 23, 2015 - 09:05pm PT
madbolter1

Big Wall climber
Denver, CO
Oct 23, 2015 - 09:19pm PT
Who could hate such a cutie tummy as this???

WBraun

climber
Oct 23, 2015 - 09:21pm PT
My cat is a mouser that hunts to kill the mouse.

It thinks "were is mouse 24hours a day"

And when Mouse from Merced shows up ......
clifff

Mountain climber
rollin hills of California
Oct 23, 2015 - 09:52pm PT
Diluted bleach will destroy the ammonia in the cat urine and do a good job of deodorizing. Be careful.
thebravecowboy

climber
The Good Places
Oct 23, 2015 - 10:20pm PT
my cat's breath smells like cat food
cragnshag

Social climber
san joser
Oct 23, 2015 - 10:46pm PT
100% outdoor cat now. Indoor peeing problem solved.





Gnome Ofthe Diabase

climber
Out Of Bed
Oct 23, 2015 - 10:56pm PT

I've got a good thing to add this is just a Werner holder

Psst, psst
Hey duck
Psssst -, come over here,
I got a thing for ya'
Come,n' to see ya'
all the jersey barn yard animals say that
You gatta stop smokin' it'll ruin your
rigidity.
See if that kat still huntzzz?;)



Crimpergirl

Sport climber
Boulder, Colorado!
Oct 23, 2015 - 11:07pm PT
Warbler - your comment reminded me of this video. Have you seen the Slow-Mo guys filming a cat climbing a fence?

[Click to View YouTube Video]
neebee

Social climber
calif/texas
Oct 24, 2015 - 01:06am PT
hey there say, thebravecowboy...

that is sooooo funny, my cats breath, well, yep, it leaves something to
be desired--and NOT more catfood... they all just seem to smell like cat breath--it sure is different than dog, :))

and--the warbler...

i have one cat, from the four, that RUNS straight up doors, and lands on the top edge of it, :O

and strait up the kitchen cabinet, :O

was good practice, 'cause he jumped straight up, to about 'mouth at six feet' and caught a bat, in one bite, :O






he is always getting into things, to get your attention, if he feels he is hungry... and you are, in his eyes--ignoring his strong whim...
and, you can't hide anything from him , oh my... but he is still special, to me...

the other three, and one-other-before-he-died, are-and-were pretty good, and lots of fun...


here, at old place where i used to live:

leaving it as to guesses, as to WHO will knock down WHAT and break it,
oh my....





FOUND THE OLD ' IN ACTION ' ...

COURSE, he does NOT need to CHEAT, as he did from the top of the dollhouse... he HAS started at the floor, to do this, oh my... but prefers to do it from a chair, or stool...


then, there is his FLY THROUGH the air, leap...





edit for anita:

and, he DOES this kind of stuff, in the middle of the night, too...
so you can imagine, oh my... :O
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