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zBrown

Ice climber
Mar 16, 2019 - 05:16pm PT


Gnome Ofthe Diabase

climber
Out Of Bed
Mar 16, 2019 - 05:32pm PT
We try to celebrate It is a thing to do
in spite of our selves, our runny noses we
fire off

O'r da green or if it makes you blue The dog don't think so
It`s fun to do




Try as I might I can't keep up

I'm listening too(Live Now!)
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mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 16, 2019 - 06:55pm PT





zBrown

Ice climber
Mar 16, 2019 - 08:32pm PT
A man with authority walks into a bar

And ...


He orders everyone a round

mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 16, 2019 - 10:19pm PT
Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, “Windy, isn’t it?”
Second one says, “No, its Thursday!”
Third one says, “So am I. Let’s go get a beer.”

They go into a bar and order their beers, with a shot of whisky each for luck.
They sit in the corner talking about old man stuff.

Shortly, another old guy comes into the bar and asks for a bottle of 40-year-old Scotch. The bartender, not wanting to give up the good liquor, pours a shot of 10-year-old Scotch and figures that the man won’t be able to tell the difference. The man downs the Scotch and says, ‘This Scotch is only 10 years old! I specifically asked for 40-year-old Scotch.’ Amazed, the bartender reaches into a locked cabinet underneath the bar, pulls out a bottle of 20-year-old Scotch, and pours the man a shot. The man drinks it down and says, ‘That was 20year-old Scotch. I asked for 40-year-old Scotch.’

So the bartender goes into the back room, brings out a bottle of 30-year-old Scotch, and pours the man a drink. By now a small crowd has gathered around the man and is watching anxiously as he downs the latest drink. Once again the man states the true age of the Scotch and repeats his original request for 40-year-old Scotch. The bartender can hold off no longer and disappears into the cellar to get a bottle of prime 40-year-old Scotch. Soon, the bartender returns with the bottle and pours a shot. The man downs the Scotch and says, ‘Now this is 40-year-old Scotch!’ The crowd applauds his discriminating palate.

One of the three old guys in the corner, who had been watching the proceedings with interest, raises a full shot glass of his own and says, ‘Here, take a swig of this.’ The man takes the glass and downs the drink in one swallow. Immediately, he chokes and spits out the liquid on the floor. ‘My God! That tastes like piss,’ he yells. ‘Great guess,’ says the drunk. ‘Now, how old am I?’
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 16, 2019 - 10:43pm PT
Hmm.....What's cookin'?
Birds?????
Wood Nymphs?????
Wildlife?????
Flowers?????
Grand Opera?????

[Click to View YouTube Video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfdXa5-8M4U

1st Wood Nymph: DÍSELLA LÁRUSDÓTTIR, soprano
2nd Wood Nymph: RENÉE TATUM, mezzo-soprano
3rd Wood Nymph: MAYA LAHYANI, mezzo-soprano
Water Gnome: JOHN RELYEA, bass-baritone

Music by Antonín Dvořák
Libretto by Jaroslav Kvapil, based on the novella Undine by
Friedrich de la Motte Fouqué

Wood nymphs don't do fairy dust, but they do sing like angels.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 16, 2019 - 11:56pm PT
[Click to View YouTube Video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ComyNCcYPvg
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 17, 2019 - 12:04am PT
Must not miss this, missy.
[Click to View YouTube Video]Just a half a mile from the Mississippi bridge.

The miss this missy bridge.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 17, 2019 - 04:06am PT
Opinions Expressed Pretty Much Reflect My Own

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/16/opinion/sunday/muslims-mosque-shooting-new-zealand.html

Omer Aziz is the author of the forthcoming “Brown Boy: A Story of Race, Religion, and Inheritance.”


All those who have helped to spread the worldwide myth that Muslims are a threat have blood on their hands.
By Wajahat Ali
Contributing Opinion Writer

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/15/opinion/new-zealand-mosque-shooting.html?action=click&module=RelatedLinks&pgtype=Article


This Has Always Been Our Active Shooter Drill
(for Stephon Clark’s grandmother)

shave your face. a haircut
even. kiss your kids. your
partner. your parents. tell
them you listened. you kissed
their asses like you were
taught. kissed their asses and
still. walk. or run. don’t
matter. glue your identification
to your forehead. wrap yourself
in the flag. hand over heart. hit
the high note. hide your slang
under your tongue. delete
your profile. scrub the net. clean
your blood. prepare your body
for peepholes no one
will ever peer into.
--Jason Reynolds

And true to his colors, His Silliness keeps on keeping on, blabbing and tweeting his hateful hate...

Donald Trump issued the first veto of his presidency Friday afternoon, rejecting a congressional resolution that would have blocked him from funding his border wall without congressional approval.

Trump tweeted about the political advantage he expects those who supported him will receive for supporting his emergency declaration.

"I'd like to thank all of the Great Republican Senators who bravely voted for Strong Border Security and the WALL. This will help stop Crime, Human Trafficking, and Drugs entering our Country. Watch, when you get back to your State, they will LOVE you more than ever before!" Trump tweeted Friday.

go. team. rah.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 17, 2019 - 10:26am PT
Pastoral Peregrinations

https://www.npr.org/2018/07/25/631937439/the-thistle-shamrock-music-migration

The luck of the Irish, eh?

Looks like you found a pot of California gold, sir!

https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/16035/irish-lamb-stew/



mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 17, 2019 - 10:43am PT
Put the blame on Marlow, Mame.

"High" art is today more stupidly money-driven than football and the American presidency.--Marlow

"His work is old-fashioned and newfangled, a carefully calculated mixture of literalism and obscurantism."--Jed Perl

It's High-Art Sunday here on The Flames.

It's a brand new tradition and I hype you like it.

It's not nearly as popular as Black and White Friday, but it's relevant in an NPR way, or so it says in the program guide.

I had never even HEARD of Francis Bacon, the Irish artist, until today, St. Party's Day.

Francis Bacon's 1969 painting Three Studies of Lucian Freud was bought at Christie's last night for $142.4 million, setting a record for the most expensive piece of art ever sold at auction.

(It beat the previous record, Edvard Munch's The Scream, sold in 2012 for $120 million).

But while the Irish painter, who died in 1992, reigns over the art market, his critical legacy is more divided. In this 2009 essay, Jed Perl panned the painter's art as empty and nihilist, celebrated more for his bad boy reputation than its artistic value.

https://newrepublic.com/article/115583/francis-bacon-breaks-art-auction-record
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the yogi tells us
nothing is valuable
desire it greatly
zBrown

Ice climber
Mar 17, 2019 - 10:49am PT
Oh yeah almost forgot the punch line

Ouch

Preaching to the choir for some god solos?

Sure, why not

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3ekqjB04MAo

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tmx5lGIJIa4


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5z9HxLN3DnA
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 17, 2019 - 11:40am PT
Cream - "Meet Me In The Bottom" - 1966
Some raw Cream. Non-Pasteurized. Not certified "organic." Might or might not be Safe As Milk. Do not use past expiration date.

It's off-putting when the sound doesn't synch with the video. This one, the editor stuck in vid clips which, of course, did not fit AT ALL. Took it to a whole...'nother...level of irritation for me. Either stick with stills and let them stay on-screen a bit longer and get rid of the non-synched vids, or make it all vids and just go with that.

"Son of a Preacher Man" - Yonder Mountain String Band
One of the sweetest and most harmonious groups I've listened to lately.

some off-putting things

most free trial offers
in-your-face coughers

a hole in your Dockers
wannabe Joe Cockers

no chalk in your bag
unwanted rope drag

off-width with no end
your failure to send
--U. Gettit

mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 17, 2019 - 11:58am PT
Our policy on immigration to the USA, within reason.
Curious need not apply. You ask too many questions anyway. Go away.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 17, 2019 - 12:07pm PT
Marlow

Sport climber
OSLO
Mar 17, 2019 - 12:09pm PT

Ah, color codes, stay with the originals: Rouge - Gerry Mulligan (Re-Birth of the Cool)

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mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 17, 2019 - 12:13pm PT
Republican bag man.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 17, 2019 - 04:08pm PT
[Click to View YouTube Video][Click to View YouTube Video]Blues for the Homeless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEiJzF7VQiA
zBrown

Ice climber
Mar 17, 2019 - 05:48pm PT
Speaking of guitar heroes

Dick Dale has died at 81.



The Voux won't ever be the same.

Now I am wondering where my autographed CD is





throwpie

Trad climber
Berkeley
Mar 17, 2019 - 05:57pm PT
Sadie O’Bug
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