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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Topic Author's Original Post - Jul 24, 2014 - 01:19pm PT
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So anyways, after the most recent episode of the perpetual ST meltdown, everything with the Kiwi & his ginger butthole selfies, & now that it seems we are finally going to see This Just In banned too It got me thinking.
Right now we have a great opportunity to strike while the iron is hot & round up the rest of the major troublemakers on this site and turn them over to the proper authorities.
I know you guys are probably thinking of Mike M, Vitaliy, Le Bruce or maybe the silent menace known only anonymously as "Clint Cummins" should be next. I whole heartedly agree that these guys should all be dealt with accordingly, but first we have "bigger" problem to deal with.
Big Mike, who also goes by the alias Mike Cowper- or Cowp, has been spreading his vitriol around here for some time now as you are all aware & I think he has to be stopped.
He is directly causing a reduction in revenue for supertopo by clogging the front page with inspiring trip reports, silly stories that embrace the epitome of the human spirit, stupid climbing content, & worst of all his posts are ripe with empathy and compassion for fellow man. Add the fact that he is always out climbing and having fun all the time too, it should be a serious consideration the authorities need to take when deciding on the severity of repercussions.
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When OT master debators are looking to troll & they have a hard time finding political threads because the front page is clogged up with all Mike's positive junk & climbing garbage they are forced to go elsewhere like fox.com or cnn.com to argue with people in the comments section of news articles for their fix, thus causing a direct loss in site visits which is not cool.
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Look at this last TR he posted.
http://www.supertopo.com/tr/An-adaptive-ascent-of-the-Chief/t12464n.html
Can you believe this?!?!!! If I didn't know any better I'd say that he is trying to inspire people to get outside and follow their dreams?!?
Well if they are out doing that then how are they supposed to click on supertopo all day and help to generate ad revenue?!?
From a business perspective he is directly contributing to running this place into the ground.
I called the CIA Canadian division up here, but they said it's going to take a few hours for their dial up connection to warm up before they can look into the matter.
I was hoping in the meantime that anyone who has examples of the things I outlined above can add them all here so the proper authorities will have an easier time sifting through information before the inevitable man hunt.
Please help! We can make this place better!
Here's some examples:
http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=1946540&msg=1946540#msg1946540
I was out hiking around a while back and I also caught him Red handed doing this:
Oh & here is what he said on the thread where we were looking for help to detain the kiwi:
Big Mike
Trad climber
BC
Jul 22, 2014 - 12:46pm PT
Wow.... I can't help but think that communicating with people, rather than just wack a moling them might help avoid some of this angst in the first place.
You guys whacked wml, and he was one of the king content providers around here. You didn't even have to decency to answer his email!! After a while he just said fu(k it and made a new account...
Not talking to people has a way of pissing them off.. I don't agree with matt's actions but i understand why he's so pissed... Good luck with prosecution... Maybe next time... Write a few emails first....
Unbelievable!!!
I mean right?!?!?!
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jul 24, 2014 - 01:21pm PT
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Hey, haven't you been banned yet?
As for that choss-loving Big Mike, he's a real bad influence here.
I would use a wack on that pussy any day.
Just cuz he's a drug-pushing hop-head who has an addiction to crack, isn't really enough.
http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=1941317&msg=1941317#msg1941317
We need to nail this purveyor of climbing porn.
And that other Squamish-loving line-drawer who couldn't draw a topo for a sport route, Tami, she's another, by God!
Wack city, Tami.
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 24, 2014 - 01:25pm PT
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Scrubbing Babbles what I'm sure everyone thinks this place needs is way more of you!!
You are a star!!
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this just in
climber
north fork
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Jul 24, 2014 - 01:39pm PT
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I LOLd at the OP. I recently met the person in question and he is just like this in real life too. The guy is all stoked to climb and be in the hills and meets each day with a positive attitude. Sh#t this is turning into a Big Mike appreciation thread. Really hope we can get enough posse whackers to whack this guy off.
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apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
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Jul 24, 2014 - 01:41pm PT
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The string of 'theme threads' has begun!
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Spider Savage
Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
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Jul 24, 2014 - 01:46pm PT
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I'd like to file charges. Charges of his awesomeness.
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 24, 2014 - 01:46pm PT
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Very pleased with your outlook here Mouse.
Edit- LOL spider, let's call that exhibit C.
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Jul 24, 2014 - 01:47pm PT
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Please delete Clint Cummins. His offensive, porn - star - wanna be avatar is very offensive. What if little kids see it?! Big Mike seems inappropriate for the same reasons. Ban 'em all!
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jul 24, 2014 - 01:47pm PT
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Will you help me CRUSH the Appreciation Thread openers?
Will you help me to ban Tom Rhorer?
Will you stop what you're doing to whack Pass the Pitons Pete?
Say there hey, Taco. neebee needs to go!
Idontno. Should we show Fritz the door?
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Jul 24, 2014 - 01:48pm PT
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file charges and drop the ban-hammer on him
f*#king Canadians
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Roots
Mountain climber
Tustin, CA
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Jul 24, 2014 - 01:48pm PT
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Damn for a short second I thought you were serious. I was coming to his defense. The nerve of that guy...
This was funny too - what's up MOUSE!
I would use a wack on that pussy any day
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 24, 2014 - 01:55pm PT
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Nice try Vitaliy. Trying to throw Clint in front of you on the firing line, read the OP and where your name is in the order- there is a reason for that.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jul 24, 2014 - 01:59pm PT
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What's up? Well, for one thing, my indignation.
And for good measure, this person needs special attention.
I say get both TheLittleUnit AND Big Mike and we can all rest a little easier.
http://www.supertopo.com/climbers-forum/2455049/2014-Paraclimbing-World-Championships
The nerve! She's asking for donations, he got bank-rolled extensively with his fake back injury! (what an actor! He had you all fooled but I sent him a fake Canadian dollar just to f. with his lazy axx).
We gotta act NOW!
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Jul 24, 2014 - 02:02pm PT
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Like you're one to talk, "RyanD".
Part of the great troll ring....
and THIS
Isn't this a bit excessive for a V0+???
How many pads do you need???
I bet Big Mike helped you with this "cleaning" job, didn't he?
F*#kin' A, I'm out.
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SC seagoat
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, or In What Time Zone Am I?
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Jul 24, 2014 - 02:06pm PT
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Lotta these (Me included..believe it or not...attempted ban, that is)
Be one Mike! You can do it!
Susan
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Ghost
climber
A long way from where I started
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Jul 24, 2014 - 02:08pm PT
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I'll be happy to serve the warrant...
...but someone will have to loan me a ladder.
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 24, 2014 - 02:10pm PT
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Still gotta go back and get those trees on the right Jefe, thanks for the reminder. Broke the chain on my chainsaw "cleaning" that V0-.
And of course Big Mike helped out, he helps everyone in Squamish clean the top holds of their boulder projects!!
F*#king guy!!
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 24, 2014 - 02:14pm PT
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Timid.
Please tell me he wasn't generous too??
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Ghost
climber
A long way from where I started
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Jul 24, 2014 - 02:19pm PT
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Let's string him up!
I don't know if there are trees tall enough to string that guy up.
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The Call Of K2 Lou
Mountain climber
North Shore, BC
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Jul 24, 2014 - 02:26pm PT
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With you all the way, Ryan. There's no place for climbing on a climbing website. RepublicanObamaGun MalaysianHealthDrone BenghaziBoobTroll is what Baby Jesus made the internets for, and dammit, that's where it should stay!
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Norwegian
Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
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Jul 24, 2014 - 02:27pm PT
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dude snores really loud.
banim.
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Jul 24, 2014 - 02:28pm PT
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Trying to throw Clint in front of you on the firing line, read the OP and where your name is in the order- there is a reason for that.
You guys NEED me here! I bring so much to the table! Like intercultural diversity and good looks! Why would you want to get rid of me?!
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Norwegian
Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
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Jul 24, 2014 - 02:38pm PT
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shut the fvuck up vitality.
you send.
and make us like like a bunch of pussies.
banim.
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 24, 2014 - 02:40pm PT
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Well Vitaliy, you've really got some balls dude. Unbelievable.
There's lots of reasons you should not only be banned but also detained. The fact that you are messing with the bottom line here by actively trying to convince people to get up from their computers and go outside to places where you are unable to connect to supertopo is the big one.
As well if I go by the definition I learned on one of supertopos actual informative threads that has contributed greatly to making us all way smarter- which anyone who doesn't follow is an idiot-
http://www.supertopo.com/climbers-forum/649636/Communists-OT
You are a commie too.
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 24, 2014 - 02:41pm PT
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Sh#t and you are trying to get all the attention too, and distracting me from my investigation into Big Mikes crimes.
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mike m
Trad climber
black hills
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Jul 24, 2014 - 02:46pm PT
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Don't slap the hand that feeds you.
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 24, 2014 - 02:50pm PT
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^^^^^^^^
Speaking of troublemakers!!!
If it isn't Vitaliys other human shield.
This thread is going to make it real easy for the Canadian CIA agent to have their case together and ready for prosecution in no time!!!
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guido
Trad climber
Santa Cruz/New Zealand/South Pacific
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Jul 24, 2014 - 04:52pm PT
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Shiz man can't you find someone smaller to ban, I mean big is Bad and it could very well take a number of us to take him down?
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Jul 24, 2014 - 05:06pm PT
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Norwegian,
I always wanted
for you to tell a story about me
but what you created there
is just too short
my self-worth can't take
a slap in the mug like that
for that I may end up
banning self from this forum
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kaholatingtong
Trad climber
Nevada City
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Jul 24, 2014 - 05:12pm PT
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ban em, he exceeds the maximum height for a climber, BAN EM ALL!!
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Jul 24, 2014 - 05:18pm PT
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Big Mike is so self promoting. Like John Long, I mean who comes up with these names?
Ban all of them.
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Norwegian
Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
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Jul 24, 2014 - 05:36pm PT
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vitaliy i never got the damn
memo i'm still pushing
a square wheel down
rutted paths
and satan he
adopted me as his right
hand and that dude
masturbates.
alot.
so i've been busy.
my attack upthread
was a masked complement.
silly.
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High Fructose Corn Spirit
Gym climber
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Jul 24, 2014 - 05:57pm PT
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Come to think of it, he was quite short with me once upon a time.
I had merely pointed out the genetic differences between male and female and how that FACT might lead to (a) differences in attitude concerning science as a career, (b) interest of males in seeing pics of females, etc.
The "more seasoned" ladies here at the choss pile jumped on me like I was evil incarnate, and Big Mike, never seeming to miss an opportunity, did the same, lol! with hardly a reflection on the overall context...
So I am in...
#filechargesagainstbigmike !!
Hear, hear! to gender differences!!!
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kaholatingtong
Trad climber
Nevada City
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Jul 24, 2014 - 06:02pm PT
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sounds like we need the 53 man BLM goon squad to avenge HFCSs hurt ego to boot. this is a NATIONAL/FEDERAL issue.
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Jul 24, 2014 - 06:07pm PT
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this thread is useless without climate change graphs
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Fritz
Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
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Jul 24, 2014 - 07:22pm PT
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Mouse! OK! OK!----so I posted a little climbing content.
I swear I'll try to spend more time on the FNPWD thread. Those are my people.
Jest remember, Heidi has photos of you climbing.
If you narc me off to management, we are so--------both off the forum. Dooooed!
Big Mike is toast!
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Big Mike
Trad climber
BC
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Jul 24, 2014 - 07:32pm PT
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Lol!! Thanks Ryan!! I've been laughing about this while lurking at work this afternoon!!
Thanks everyone!! I can feel the love!! Hcfs if you remember i agreed with the principle of your argument but not the manner you presented it in..
Hope to live to tell many more tales but right now i gotta go shave some rust off some calipers!! Lol
Stupid chemicals..
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couchmaster
climber
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Jul 24, 2014 - 07:32pm PT
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Well, it's a parody of a very, very serious topic. As such, the real topic might end horribly bad and to no ones advantage and everyone's horror. In which case, this thread is way over the top. I just want to add that Big Mike seems like a hell of a nice guy, but I'm calling BULLSH#T that a guy only 6'7" should be called "big". "Big" is reserved for 7' and over is it knott. Of course, it is Canada so maybe the standards are lower. hmmmm. That is all.
Says the small(ish) dude.
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MH2
climber
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Jul 24, 2014 - 07:36pm PT
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File charges?? Who needs that sh!t? Guilty, guilty, guilty.
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sempervirens
climber
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Jul 24, 2014 - 08:44pm PT
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I'm sick of Big Mike eatin' up all the pow all winter up there in.... that other country, whatever it's called.
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 24, 2014 - 08:46pm PT
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Justin, if you are willing to cooperate in the Big Mike case there is a slight chance you could receive immunity. I'd recommend contacting our CIA agent before it's too late, he's in Toronto.
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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Jul 24, 2014 - 10:10pm PT
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You can run, but you can't hide.
You're to effing big.
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this just in
climber
north fork
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Jul 24, 2014 - 10:21pm PT
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Lol Ryan. I hope I can strike a deal. I was witness to the man in question terrorize Double Doubles at In-N-Out.
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The Call Of K2 Lou
Mountain climber
North Shore, BC
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Jul 24, 2014 - 10:30pm PT
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"Big is reserved for 7' and over.
Nah, if you're over seven foot you've reached ironic nickname status. "How's it going, Tiny?"
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Darwin
Trad climber
Seattle, WA
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Jul 24, 2014 - 10:54pm PT
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so not funny. ;-)
send photos. Oh god, let me think about that. I didn't check the thread nor read anything but(I shudder to spell that out) Ryan's first post, so there are almost certainly more photos than I ever want to see. Not Ghost's!
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Flip Flop
Trad climber
Truckee, CA
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Jul 24, 2014 - 11:07pm PT
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Way too smiley. Never trust a smiler. Ban to Newfoundland immediately.
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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Jul 24, 2014 - 11:45pm PT
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Big mike should have an episode on Trailer Park Boys. Could you imagine?
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Big Mike
Trad climber
BC
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Jul 24, 2014 - 11:52pm PT
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Lol!!!! Pass it bubbles!! Don't bogart that sh!t bro!! Lol
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ß Î Ø T Ç H
Boulder climber
extraordinaire
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Jul 24, 2014 - 11:57pm PT
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Jeremy's mom may have some DNA evidence in the form of spent condoms etc.
With immunity, She may be willing to cooperate.
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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Jul 25, 2014 - 12:04am PT
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I can hear Ricky say something like, "I don't care who the Feck you are, comin' in here and doin' good sh*t and stuff."
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pyro
Big Wall climber
Calabasas
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Jul 25, 2014 - 05:58am PT
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strike while iron is hot!
nice..lol!
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climbski2
Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
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Jul 25, 2014 - 12:32pm PT
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Beard clearly does not comply with Canadian standards.
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rottingjohnny
Sport climber
mammoth lakes ca
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Jul 25, 2014 - 12:49pm PT
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I'd like to help file charges...But first , who is he...?
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jul 25, 2014 - 12:52pm PT
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He is addicted, not just to crack, but to crackin' us up.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jul 25, 2014 - 01:15pm PT
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They couldn't speak English and Big Mike couldn't speak their language.
They climbed through quickly, though, and said something like "Om Gowa Mungie Wung Ow."
Big Mike smiled and said, "Yeah man, hang ten dogs, eh."
Quote from Sendless Bummer, a climbing film by Zeus Brown.
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Michelle
Social climber
1187 Hunterwasser
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Jul 25, 2014 - 04:15pm PT
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Lynch the guy!
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Big Mike
Trad climber
BC
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Jul 25, 2014 - 04:36pm PT
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Cosmic!!!! I love that one!!! That was my second day in the hospital! My first day in a chair, and my first visit that i was awake for. I was still pretty out of it on mophine at that point!
Locker, love the chair remanip! Awesome!
Marlow-
Big lungs contributing to global warming
Feeling the love when he’s prosecuted
Lol!!!!
Mouse!!! Sick pic of me and grug!! Thanks for that!!
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Jul 25, 2014 - 05:45pm PT
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Bro just walk away and stop furthering the case against you.
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climbski2
Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
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Jul 25, 2014 - 06:47pm PT
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Anything you say can and WILL be used against you!
Does that apply to canuckistan?
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climbski2
Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
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Tampering with witnesses!
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Fish Finder
Social climber
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Dude stole 30 minutes or more of my time
looking for his damn solar charger
and I think he still owes me $10 bucks
f'n Canadian!!!!!
Book Em!!!!
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Big Mike
Trad climber
BC
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No you owe me ten bucks! ;) consider yourself paid for that 30mins. Friend rate of course... ;)
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johntp
Trad climber
socal
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Loud snoring? Ban Him!!
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le_bruce
climber
Oakland, CA
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Livid that that this animal is still running roughshod over our community.
With his universally appealing height and handsome beard. Good vibes? Take 'em with you to Gitmo, foreigner.
Personal side note to RyanD: It's clear that in your OP you had an elongated typo, and instead of the configuration of letters that spell "le_bruce" you meant to spell out "PellucidWombat."
Sixty five TR's? Not on our watch.
As for the rest? Vitaliy, Cummins, mike m, Regan, Micronut, Hudon, etc etc etc?
Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius.
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 9, 2015 - 05:12pm PT
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Bump for the original Big Mike appreciation thread !
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this just in
climber
Justin Ross from North Fork
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Big Mike is the new Dawn Wall.
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