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The Larry
climber
Moab, UT
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Dec 14, 2013 - 01:28pm PT
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Jammer sending...
Jamming away.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Dec 14, 2013 - 01:39pm PT
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So that's your beautiful ex girlfriend!
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Dec 14, 2013 - 01:57pm PT
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Edit- Larry oh wow, where do u find this stuff?!?!?!
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this just in
climber
north fork
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Dec 14, 2013 - 02:01pm PT
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The Larry, Jaybro, Locker, and Ryan D are you guys nuts? You might get called big blue balloons. Hopefully not.
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John M
climber
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Dec 14, 2013 - 02:11pm PT
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Oh Great and mighty Jammer, Slayer of the beast of the anti anti semantic. Thou who lays waste before thee and turns the mighty into big blue balloons. Thou great and glorious climber of the 5.6 cave of darkness. Fill us with your everlasting recrementitious hot air oh mighty wise one, that we may as lowly great big blue balloons dance among the stars with thou, and that we might be graced with a cover shot on climber magazine. Fill us with your great and all knowing wisdom that we too might learn to enjoy climbing 5.6 rather then succumbing to the harkening of the 5.12s and 5.13s. Hear our prayers oh pedantic one and if you will grant us but this one wish, then we vow to slay every anti anti semantic one that dares to breath within thy great scrotum of belchitudiness.
your humble servant
the great big blue balloon
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this just in
climber
north fork
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Dec 14, 2013 - 03:05pm PT
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It would actually be funny if you guys were not this whole time trying to actually do damage to my reputation Don't think you need any help here. You big blue balloonhead. Topo cred!
React now.
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The Larry
climber
Moab, UT
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Dec 14, 2013 - 03:08pm PT
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It would actually be funny if you guys were not this whole time trying to actually do damage to my reputation,
You're doing all the damage. We're just laughing at you.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Dec 15, 2013 - 12:25am PT
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For the record I deleted nothing, as jammer would know if he really had done any screenshots.
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tornado
climber
lawrence kansas
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Dec 15, 2013 - 01:29am PT
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your and you're. know the difference. live it learn it.
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Leggs
Sport climber
Tucson, AZ
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Dec 15, 2013 - 02:08am PT
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hahahhahahhaha!!
[Click to View YouTube Video]
Dance, Monkey....
An you did.
Thank you.
That is all. You did the rest of the damage yourself. Great to witness, Bravo.
*golf claps*
EDIT:
Libel is not always hard to prove, and you can bet Jay and his crew sent my sponsors MANY e-mails throughout the years. That is not an empty threat ;).
I am laughing out loud so hard right now, all animals in the vicinity are afraid.
Classic.
Thank you, again, for digging your own hole.
Super fun!
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Dec 15, 2013 - 02:10am PT
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Nobody quits being a sponsored athlete. The ego will not permit it.
You get the boot for either not performing at the highest calibre or for being an idiot who does not click with the image that the company is trying to convey- or in jammers case, possibly both.
Seriously tho jammer I did like your one climbing post.
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John M
climber
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Dec 15, 2013 - 02:14am PT
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Running in packs.. naw.. we just like Jaybro and you come across as a dick. Thats too bad, because it seems like you climb hard. But as Jim said, climbing isn't everything.
what you don't seem to get is that because you come across like a dick, people have been yanking your chain since you came on this forum.
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John M
climber
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Dec 15, 2013 - 02:21am PT
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LOL.. oh please. you didn't troll anyone here. your ego is so gigantic its pert near blocking out the full moon. People have just been messing with you. Some, like Jim have been trying to help you, but you seem to be beyond help. There are lots of good folks on this forum. Jaybro is one of them. You haven't proven your case against him. You have just made yourself look silly.
Like I said, thats too bad, because we appreciate hard climbers around here.
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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Dec 15, 2013 - 02:44am PT
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Someone needs to press the Red Button on the Prince-Jammer.
Dude, you reap what you sow.
I know If I couldn't see how silly I was being, I would be thankful for some discreet intervention.
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Dec 15, 2013 - 02:47am PT
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When did they start teaching special ed classes at UW jammer? Is anyone else in your program?
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Dingus McGee
Social climber
Laramie
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Dec 15, 2013 - 12:03pm PT
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I smell onion gas
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 15, 2013 - 01:24pm PT
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Wow, this sh#t show is still going on? I leave for a couple days and POW!! :)
DID YOU MISS WHAT THIS THREAD IS ALL ABOUT OR SOMETHING?
It was about the name of a shoe, you fool.
My apologies you guys, but I really am considering deleting this thread.
It's useful kind of like the republican thread where it contains the mad dog to pretty much one thread, but he can also start his own thread to house his hate. I just don't like it being my thread....
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