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survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 3, 2013 - 12:28pm PT
Amen brother. Me either.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Dec 3, 2013 - 12:30pm PT
My wife had a patient who named her daughter Clamydia because she thought
it sounded 'pretty'. I'm not sure how she spelled it on the birth cert.
thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Dec 3, 2013 - 12:36pm PT
I once knew a guy called Lemonjello. Did not pronounce it as Lemon Jello, though.
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 3, 2013 - 12:59pm PT
So, I know we can crack a joke about anything around here, but does no one see my point about selling a shoe named Kailash?

Is it just me?
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Dec 3, 2013 - 01:03pm PT
I don't think any name should be off-limits. If the La Sportiva C.untmaster was the best edging shoe I'd buy it and wouldn't care.

Best not to get too precious or worked up over such silly things. The mountain loses none of it's luster if it is put on a hiking boot.
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 3, 2013 - 01:11pm PT
Sorry Tami, I guess we were posting at the same time!!

The new North Face Vagina jacket is really cozy.

I guess the Scarpa Faggots would be a great shoe for you GDavis?
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 3, 2013 - 01:15pm PT
Does it have a, built in MUFF?


Well, the labial vestibule collar is supposed to be extra large.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 3, 2013 - 01:19pm PT
Speaking of, did you know there is a climb with the disgusting name of "tighter than a twelve year old"?
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 3, 2013 - 01:55pm PT
Is that the problem you have with the name of the shoe, survival?

It's nothing except that these companies will whore any word to sell anything.

Never mind, I've gotta go to the store and get my George Washington hemorrhoid cream and some Al Jolson toothpaste.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Dec 3, 2013 - 01:56pm PT
SURVIVAL, DON'T FERGIT YER AUNT JEMIMAH PANCAKE SYRUP!
John M

climber
Dec 3, 2013 - 02:02pm PT
I just got my Ray Charles eyeglasses today and I can't see a damn thing with them.
Srbphoto

climber
Kennewick wa
Dec 3, 2013 - 02:15pm PT
Back in the 90's Reebok named a women's running shoe the "Incubus" not realizing that the Incubus is an evil spirit that would descend upon women and rape them.

They soon changed it
bergbryce

Trad climber
South Lake Tahoe, CA
Dec 3, 2013 - 02:47pm PT
really the most annoying "product" names are the fake names applied to housing subdivisions. BS names like Cedar Glen are way more appalling than using some mystical, eastern religious figures name.

The previous example should be called "There used to be Cedar trees and a Glen here, but now there are just inefficient, McMansion, cookie cutter homes". That's a helluva lot more realistic. The division I lived in when i was a kid was all Scottish themed although I can't recall there being any Highlands or Terraces.

Cars are annoying too. Tell me what about an SUV has anything to do with Tahoe or Rainier?

LeCar had it best, the name meant car.
crunch

Social climber
CO
Dec 3, 2013 - 02:52pm PT
Mountains sell.

bergbryce

Trad climber
South Lake Tahoe, CA
Dec 3, 2013 - 02:56pm PT
yeah, to retards.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Dec 3, 2013 - 03:15pm PT
Was his company motto "We'll roof all the way to Uranus?"
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 3, 2013 - 03:18pm PT
So I take it you're okay with " homo on the range" now justin? I mean, Jammer?
John Morton

climber
Dec 3, 2013 - 03:23pm PT
I once had a windbreaker, the brand was "Because It's There." True.
Anastasia

climber
Home
Dec 3, 2013 - 03:26pm PT
During residency, Bill witnessed parents naming their kid... Well let me just say it is pronounced "shih-thayd" but it's spelled "shithead." Apparently it's a common name in Arabia.

Very disturbing for this society.
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 3, 2013 - 03:30pm PT
Jammer, although I can appreciate your desire to turn anything and everything into anti semite speak, I found nothing in your link about Mt. Kailash.

You don't really want me to explain anything, you simply want to hate Israel. But thanks for stopping by.
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Dec 3, 2013 - 03:37pm PT
WHY DID GM NAME A TRUCK AFTER THE MOST SACRED OF HOLIES DENALI?!

Boycott GM/Chevy/Firestone Tires/non-local egg distributors!

Assemble, white people!


wbw

Trad climber
'cross the great divide
Dec 3, 2013 - 03:48pm PT
"Well, the labial vestibule collar is supposed to be extra large. "

I heard it gathers moisture pretty fast

Do you think they might have it in pink?




Edit: I can't believe the thread is up to 64 and I'm the first person to think of this, ya wankers. Actually I can't believe that this thread is now up to 65.
pud

climber
Sportbikeville & Yucca brevifolia
Dec 3, 2013 - 03:52pm PT
I sold my Dart Swinger and bought a Ford Probe.
I rear ended some lady with it and instead of being mad, she offered to trade me a Hummer for it.
skywalker

climber
Dec 3, 2013 - 04:09pm PT
Our school librarian insists we call her Muff which is a little awkward for everyone. It looks like on Nov 17th a student by the name of Phil MacCrakin signed out to use the restroom. Never met him but I have a second Wacker in one of my classes.

S...
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 3, 2013 - 04:29pm PT
one of those Jews
Justin, jammer edltard


So that was a Lakota swastika you painted on the rocks by Reynolds Hill to piss of Kelman! Got it!
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 3, 2013 - 04:52pm PT
Wow, a signed confession, way more than I was fishing for, thank you!

And yes, it's true, I am more worldly than you, having been born in Chicago and having traveled throughout, and lived, all over the world. But dig, I have lived in Wyoming longer than you have been alive and would be happy to show you the ropes!


Introduce myself? When you flipped me off last year I was sure we were past that stage sweetie!
Gary

Social climber
Desolation Basin, Calif.
Dec 3, 2013 - 05:32pm PT
OK, I once worked with a guy named Max Johnson.
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 3, 2013 - 05:45pm PT
No, I do want you to explain, really.


Ok, I will.
Because Mt. Kailash is a sacred mountain to four religions. It is sacred in Bön, Buddhism, Hinduism and Jainism. This makes it, in terms of sheer numbers, the most sacred mountain in the world. That's it, simple as that. That's my whole reason.

We don't have a Scarpa Temple Mount yet do we? Maybe a Scarpa Kaaba? How about a Scarpa Vatican?
rectorsquid

climber
Lake Tahoe
Dec 3, 2013 - 05:47pm PT
It's nothing except that these companies will whore any word to sell anything.

Do you buy any products that have names? It's sort of hypocritical to buy products that have names and then complain about how bad it is for companies to name their products. Oh, my mistake. They just can't use names that one random guy on the internet finds offensive.

Yeah, sure, and once they get that list of names that random guys on the internet find offensive, the problem is solved. No more product names. None. No twinkies (that's dang offensive). No more Ford Focus (say "focus" with a Russian accent and it's pretty funny). No more Oral-B, that's for sure. Bye-bye to every friggin' name out there, because they ALL offend someone.

Is your idea sounding really dumb yet?

Dave


Dingus McGee

Social climber
Laramie
Dec 3, 2013 - 06:15pm PT
Should Certain names be off limits??

You SFM's this issue was settled more than 200 years ago. i.e. 1st amend.

The Virginian went back home once and said he would never go back (to Virginia). ...They were [now] still talking the same stuff as when he left."

Survival, Maybe in this world of commercialism/consumerism you could get that Mtn [Kailash] name as a trademark and never use it?
skamoto

Mountain climber
coalinga ca
Dec 3, 2013 - 06:19pm PT
if i were to ever own my own climbing shoe company id name a pair of shoes "the escalators" make it sound like they make it super easy to climb up. idk i like it
WBraun

climber
Dec 3, 2013 - 06:24pm PT
Kailash is also a very common name in India.

Also very scared names provide purification when spoken.

Most westerners never realize this.

Sacred names are above any material qualities and are never contaminated by the gross material dualistic qualities.

Thus your point made is due to poor fund of knowledge .....

rmuir

Social climber
From the Time Before the Rocks Cooled.
Dec 3, 2013 - 06:27pm PT
"I don't think any name should be off-limits."

Seemingly, this doesn't apply to "jdhedge" I'm guessing...
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 3, 2013 - 07:05pm PT
Ahhh, never mind, it was just a thought that bugged me.

Whatevz.

Introducing the new Chevy Yaweh!
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Dec 3, 2013 - 07:13pm PT
Dingus McGee

Social climber
Laramie
Dec 3, 2013 - 07:25pm PT
"Sacred names are above any material qualities and are never contaminated by the gross material dualistic qualities."

That's a sound circular argument Werner.

Curious? If they are above any material qualities, how is it that you can accuse us of using them. They must have phonation? That is so our ears recognize them when they are spoken? You know sound? Are you tone deaf?

Evel

Trad climber
Nedsterdam CO
Dec 3, 2013 - 07:45pm PT
Good buddy works in a hospital. They've a weekly contest to see who can pull off the most heinous prank.

He tells a new mother that 'Cerumin' would be a great name for her newborn.
She used it. Cerumin is ear wax.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Dec 3, 2013 - 07:47pm PT
Evel, I guess you didn't see my post on the first page.
Cerumin? Meh... ;-)
SicMic

climber
two miles from Eldorado
Dec 3, 2013 - 08:13pm PT
Our peanut butter is so good that we dare call it "Dead Baby Ducks".
Evel

Trad climber
Nedsterdam CO
Dec 3, 2013 - 08:16pm PT
Reilly, your post is what reminded me of that story. Thanks.
tornado

climber
lawrence kansas
Dec 5, 2013 - 02:19am PT
Here's a few to get you started...

Fill in the BLANK:


"Evlov SP-CS"...

"La Sportiva CHIN-S"...

"Boreal NI--ERS"......



I take offense! Some of my best friends happen to wear Boreals.
mcreel

climber
Barcelona
Dec 5, 2013 - 03:13am PT
There's a car called a Pajero:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitsubishi_Pajero


This has an unfortunate meaning in Spanish:


You actually see some of these on the road here. I suppose they're pretty cheap, I've never checked.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Dec 5, 2013 - 03:40am PT
Galibier's Robbins blue bootz, when in-toe-duced, were known as "God Boots."

And another little-known fact is that the Misubishi Shogun was originally labelled as the Shoegun, but someone caught the typo early on.

Some sexy mudskippers there, Tami. My big toe's hard.



survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 5, 2013 - 11:08am PT
Jammer's gonna make me think twice without even hitting me.

Chilling.....

Look dude, you're a n00b here. 135 posts, and waaaay too many are focused on anti-Israel rants. What do you expect anyone to draw from that?

Zero trip reports

Zero climbing photos

You take GREAT offense? I take great offense to n00bs on the forum showing up and pushing their fat mouth around without contributing any climbing content.

You don't scare me. Punk.
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Dec 5, 2013 - 12:17pm PT
Do it to my face sometime. I promise I wont even have to hit you, and I guarantee you will think twice the next time you try it, with me or anyone else. And Jesus stole my hotrod! Suck! How does that work? Damn!

...

As for robdotcalm, you live close enough that you should come up and deliver that message to my face.

RyanD

climber
Squamish
Dec 5, 2013 - 12:33pm PT
Ahhhhhhh, butthurt.

It's what's for breakfast.


Awesome roller coaster of a thread here.

I think blue butt plug climbing shoes would be good for jamming into cracks. Pretty marketable IMO.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 5, 2013 - 12:36pm PT
Spoken like a true feminist? Does your mom know you're doing this?


Btw, In all seriousness, Rob Kelman, is the Man! The spirit of good will and camaraderie in climbing, guidebook author, and author of probably more new routes than Justin has climbed in his life, and at 84(?) an example for all of us to emulate. And in no way deserves this sh#t,

Contemporary, RK sighting below




As for WC, they asked me to climb for them, not the other way around, and I was the one who ended that relationship, again not the other way around. That is the honest truth. As for why? Just the next phase in life

When retired from roped climbing
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Dec 5, 2013 - 12:52pm PT
BTW GDavis WTF? You have a problem with me addressing wrongful accusations of anti-Semitism?









No, dork. You are threatening to get into a fight. Over an internet message board.

<3 big hugs.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 5, 2013 - 12:55pm PT
But meanwhile, to get back on topic,
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 5, 2013 - 02:43pm PT
http://widefetish.com/simplemachinesforum/index.php?topic=835.msg8114#msg8114
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 6, 2013 - 12:37am PT
So what does Topo Cred mean, Oh, all knowing one?
I get the concept, but isn't it something someone else has to acknowledge? You don't get any sort of Cred just by saying you have it.


You know you owe Rob an apology, right?
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 6, 2013 - 12:49am PT
Gawd, you're hip!
I was afraid it was that lame...
Survival is right.

Edit your hardest rtes have All been done by people older than you. Have you forgotten?
ß Î Ø T Ç H

Boulder climber
extraordinaire
Dec 6, 2013 - 01:25am PT
... named her daughter Clamydia because she thought
it sounded 'pretty'.
ha ha.
The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Dec 6, 2013 - 01:42am PT
[Click to View YouTube Video]
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 6, 2013 - 02:42am PT
Uh..no. The 135 post thing was a reflection of your n00bness since most of your posts had something to do with anti-Israel rants.

If you had 135 posts that were all good climbing stuff I never would've said a word.

"topo cred" is the height of weak sauce also.

So is "I post lots of good content, somewhere else." So you just come over here to CMacs forum to spit empty smoke? Nice.
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 6, 2013 - 02:55am PT
Wow.
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 6, 2013 - 02:55am PT
Another.
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 6, 2013 - 02:55am PT
Intellectual.
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 6, 2013 - 02:55am PT
Giant.
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 6, 2013 - 02:55am PT
Has.
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 6, 2013 - 02:55am PT
Entered.
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 6, 2013 - 02:55am PT
The.
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 6, 2013 - 02:55am PT
Room.
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 6, 2013 - 02:56am PT
Topo cred.
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 6, 2013 - 02:57am PT
G'night dickcheese!
Sierra Ledge Rat

Mountain climber
Old and Broken Down in Appalachia
Dec 6, 2013 - 02:59am PT
I knew a kid who was named ORANGE JELLO

It was pronounced oron-jhell'-o

Jh like the J in French Je
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Dec 6, 2013 - 04:16am PT
Jammer,


You are able to embed video after only 150 posts!


That's impressive, I bet you read the instructions or something. Takes most users at least 200 posts to figure that out.


Congratulations, your first 5.8+ post.

Keep it up & you'll be redposting 5.10b's and postsighting 5.9 in no time. F*#k, just write a TR & I'll call u a 12a poster.

If you don't get banned first that is.


Most important thing to remember when runout, posting on the sharp end:


Just watch out for the mouse chord behind your leg & you'll be fine.
Elcapinyoazz

Social climber
Joshua Tree
Dec 6, 2013 - 03:20pm PT

Swastika huh? Looks like a Kokopelli to me. Holding a hatchet...chop chop.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 6, 2013 - 05:34pm PT
Looks more like a grammicci logo to me :) Not the image, in question, btw.
blahblah

Gym climber
Boulder
Dec 6, 2013 - 06:17pm PT
I don't want to "take sides" (and I don't think anyone would care if I did), but here's my attempt at an adult moment:
 if you think that pic looks like a swastika, then I suppose you must see a couple dozen swastikas a day, at least. But on the other hand,
 sorta threatening some guy who's in his mid-80's is kind of strange, even if you're not really threatening physical violence, and even if he may sorta deserve it.
I'm sure both of the main protagonists in this little drama have great climbing content to post and probably great non-climbing content too--don't waste your efforts with complete buffoonery--leave that to those who have nothing else to offer.
Elcapinyoazz

Social climber
Joshua Tree
Dec 6, 2013 - 06:26pm PT
Looks more like a grammicci logo to me

Yeah, does look a lot like it, doesn't it? Except the Gramicci guy appears to be slam dancing, while the Voo-fitti appears to be chopping some naughty bolts. Maybe Mike G. painted it there? To drum up business and all? (Wait, he doesn't even own it anymore does he?)

Joshua Johnson

Boulder climber
Boulder
Dec 6, 2013 - 06:31pm PT
Insane Clown Posse guy.
goatboy smellz

climber
लघिमा
Dec 6, 2013 - 07:18pm PT
What a bunch of hyper choadlicking babblefvckers.
Get over your petty hang ups and give it a rest already.
The world doesn't care that you are offended that nobody respects your opinions.

this just in

climber
north fork
Dec 6, 2013 - 07:45pm PT
Hopefully this back and forth goes over to the Friday Night Posting While I'm Drunk. I think verbal fists and maybe even a knife would be pulled. Never seen Jaybro get into it with anyone. Us climbers can be so serious about the simplest things. Cheers...
Willoughby

Social climber
Truckee, CA
Dec 6, 2013 - 09:09pm PT
I have no idea what's going in with this thread, and not about to actually read through it, but I would like to reinforce JJ's assertion above - that there is the mark of the Juggalo.

Maybe this was covered earlier, given the OP, but swastikas are still used as symbols in a bunch of eastern religions, whereas that ICP ax guy has no redeeming qualities at all. I believe it symbolizes only retardation.

Behold, the decline of Western Civilization:

[Click to View YouTube Video]
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 6, 2013 - 10:11pm PT
That's not kokpelli, it's a logo, even if it's not, grammicci

Kokpelli has a flute


So no one has that photo of the rest and black swastika on Sherman granite?
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Dec 6, 2013 - 10:43pm PT
zBrown

Ice climber
Brujo de La Playa
Dec 6, 2013 - 11:30pm PT
I would never buy a product with zBrown in the name, but Buster is altogether a different story. After all, his shoes are for boys and girls.

Don't ask if I would eat the dog if I was starving. Ask yourself would you?



Alexey

climber
San Jose, CA
Dec 7, 2013 - 11:45am PT
Jammer, the way how you spread sh#t about Jay - based on "someone say" really pisses me off.
Look at yourself first, how you did tried to denounce Wide Boyz accomplishments in this really shameful discussion:
http://widefetish.com/simplemachinesforum/index.php?topic=724.msg8112;topicseen#msg8112
blahblah

Gym climber
Boulder
Dec 7, 2013 - 05:16pm PT
OK just checked out the Widefetish discussion, and together with this thread it paints a pretty clear picture.

I'm not Jammer's rhetoric coach, but this is how it seems to me.
Jammer's points both in this thread and the Widefetish seems perfectly valid and are essentially unrefuted. (That's not to say they're unrefutable, just that they haven't been refuted in these threads.)
For example, it is perplexing that the Wideboys rated a boulder problem (8 oz.) a number grade easier than their "test piece" (Century Crack), when the boulder problem shut one of them down and required much more effort from the other compared to the "test piece." We can come up with a number of explanations, but it's fair conjecture that the big number put on the test piece is an example of pro- or wanna-be pro-climbers putting out a huge number to generate some buzz. Or perhaps they didn't want to give the boulder problem an equally big (or greater) number, as that may also diminish their signature climb.

Here's where the rhetoric comes in. Jammer's valid points are mixed in with acrimony, personal attacks, and defensiveness, so the typical reader who is not logically inclined and easily swayed by emotion will likely skip over Jammer's valid points and just dismiss him as a crank.
My unsolicited advice is to proofread every post before hitting the "send" button, and delete everything that isn't a fact or reasonable speculation based on facts. Further, not to beat the Rob K. thing to death, but most of us are protective and sympathetic to the aged. Maybe Rob K's actions warrant censure, but you still have to treat old people with kid gloves if you don't want to alienate most readers.

It's also possible that the various authors of these posts aren't really trying to persuade anyone of anything, but are just venting and/or enjoying pushing each other's buttons. If that's the case, then carry on.
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Dec 7, 2013 - 05:20pm PT
It's also possible that the various authors of these posts aren't really trying to persuade anyone of anything, but are just venting and/or enjoying pushing each other's buttons. If that's the case, then carry on.


I can't believe someone would do this on ST.


Your post brings an interesting point tho.
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 7, 2013 - 11:44pm PT
You mean jammer has problems playing nice with others?

Say it isn't so.
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 7, 2013 - 11:50pm PT
Yeah, I know, unheard of around here!
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 7, 2013 - 11:52pm PT
I'd say, evolved.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Dec 8, 2013 - 11:51am PT
And a partridge in a pair of shoe trees...


"Run, DMT." Off limits."Run like DMT."

Priceless?
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 9, 2013 - 12:16am PT
Who are you again?
thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Dec 9, 2013 - 12:20am PT
I always though that smegma was a name to be avoided. In all conversations, public, private, polite or otherwise.

Dickcheez, nawmean?
thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Dec 9, 2013 - 12:27am PT
I think you guys need to stop rubbing weiner heads electronically and just throw down.

On Lucille, nude.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 9, 2013 - 12:50am PT
I gave him his chance to address his problems with me this summer, he declined the opportunity
Really? I must have missed it. When was that?

Edit:
You have my email address, the one you hassled me on a few years ago. I haven't changed it. Why this open forum stuff? Did it bother you that much when I ignored you?
Russ Walling

Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
Dec 9, 2013 - 12:50am PT
I even had a Jewish lady get me called in to the Dean of Students and get me accused of being "a danger to myself or others". Luckily, that one didn't work out for her. That would have gotten me involuntarily temporarily institutionalized.

Gotta say, I can see where she is coming from on some of that....
thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Dec 9, 2013 - 12:55am PT
James. Brennan. Surely there cannot be more than one.
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Dec 9, 2013 - 01:04am PT
Yeah cowboy smegma is just the grossest word.
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Dec 9, 2013 - 01:17am PT
So 180 posts in I'll just put up a reminder of what the opening post of this thread was:



















survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station

Topic Author's Original Post - Dec 3, 2013 - 09:22am PT
Scarpa named a shoe Kailash?

I will not buy a commercial product named after the worlds most sacred mountain.

Rant over.





Wtf!!!!!



rOtFlAmO
Russ Walling

Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
Dec 9, 2013 - 01:27am PT
I might add, when the school tried to lock me up, it was only because I brought a lawyer and was totally sane that I was O.K. Also, that guy no longer has a job at U.W.,

I thought you said it was a lady?

You really should try to organize your thoughts before posting them if you want to be viewed as anything but a total psychotic. You are not making much sense.
thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Dec 9, 2013 - 01:43am PT
^smegmuch?^

[Click to View YouTube Video]
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Dec 9, 2013 - 01:52am PT
Dammit, Jim, looks like you got a live one.

Let him make a few more runs and them cut him loose.

Catch and Release.
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 9, 2013 - 01:56am PT
What world do you morons live in?


The one where you appear to be picking a bitch with 10 or 12 forum members all at the same time.


Topo Melt.
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Dec 9, 2013 - 02:01am PT
Yeah, pretty cool, huh? I just caught up with this thread. An interesting study in internet forum meltdown dynamics. I wonder if anyone has gotten a college degree studying this crap yet.
thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Dec 9, 2013 - 02:02am PT
but can you c-walk?

Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 9, 2013 - 02:03am PT
I even had a Jewish lady get me called in to the Dean of Students and get me accused of being "a danger to myself or others". Luckily, that one didn't work out for her. That would have gotten me involuntarily temporarily institutionalized. My life would be very different. Thank you for being smart and operating under logic, though. The world needs more people like yourself.

Topo Cred
thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Dec 9, 2013 - 02:09am PT
^lightin' 'em up there jammer^

[Click to View YouTube Video]
Anastasia

climber
Home
Dec 9, 2013 - 02:11am PT
What did I miss? Oh, nothing...
Carry on.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Dec 9, 2013 - 02:14am PT
Nothing to see here folks, just move along.

Well, that's a relief.
thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Dec 9, 2013 - 02:15am PT
Has Edl led Lucille?

Has he tried this amazing new 'hood dance? Does he own this album? Bet he ain't herd.
[Click to View YouTube Video]
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Dec 9, 2013 - 02:16am PT
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 9, 2013 - 02:18am PT
Postage Stamp Alert!
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 9, 2013 - 02:19am PT
Of course not, by his own admission,btw, cowboy.
He says it's "not aesthetic"
thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Dec 9, 2013 - 02:25am PT
wow. that says it all. class.
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Dec 9, 2013 - 02:27am PT
Thank you, thank you.
Road trips and paper strips.
thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Dec 9, 2013 - 02:33am PT
Jefe I will see your cat and raise you a Hypnotoad
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Dec 9, 2013 - 03:33am PT
El Cid. I want some.
thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Dec 9, 2013 - 03:39am PT
I wanna see Edl climb Lucille.

I wanna see me climb Lucille. Sigh.
thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Dec 9, 2013 - 03:58am PT
It seems odd to avoid a route because of a person. Go climb it man! Then you can downgrade all you want!
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Dec 9, 2013 - 09:16am PT
Hypnotoad on the other hand is an awesome name!
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climber
north fork
Dec 9, 2013 - 09:27am PT
I finally get it, anti-Semitic is a name that should be off limits.
Dingus McGee

Social climber
Laramie
Dec 9, 2013 - 10:09am PT
jammer,

on the day that Jaybro did Lucille Jaybro and Freddie invited me along.

I declined, but went to climb at Vedauwoo that day possibly riding with them. As I was walking to the parking lot at the end of the day Freddie came running up announcing success. In the ensuing discussion they ask me how hard it should be rated, for it was now the hardest climb then at the Vu. Should they rated it one letter grade harder than the hardest or go to the 13 rating?

Immediately I replied that Skinner and Piana would certainly have given it a 13 and told of Henry ratings. The ratings Henry assigned to his climbs at the the Needles and Tower were downrated as much as 3 letters. So then and there Lucille became a 13 to be tested, they admitted they didn't know whether it should be rated 12d or 13a. Jay basked in that 13 rating for years because no one tired or did the thing. Henry could not get such long shelf life at the Tower for his accomplishments. We got on his 2 climbs before the print dried on his submission form for having put up a new routes. Hong wanted to rate Direct SW 10+ and I suggested yes for your finger size.

Here is the rub. If you can accept that Jay's rating was in the ballpark and choosing the highest likely rating was within the status quo, then it is no fault of his that others though this was his entry into the `13's. No one got on it to contest the rating. Jay got a lot of miles out of this, good for him.

The climb is quite intimidating and on par with Bob S' What the Big Eat.


Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Dec 9, 2013 - 11:33am PT
What were the parents of Thai golfer Pornanong Phatlum thinking when they named her?
Russ Walling

Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
Dec 9, 2013 - 11:40am PT
Justin, what link are you talking about? And as to me, being an as#@&%e and all... not sure how that all came about, but I'd love to post a link to that supposed troll of yours. You could maybe gather your thoughts and then help out with the detective work. You keep asking for 'clicky' but nobody has any idea what you are talking about.

I'm glad we old guys are such an amusement for you. Carry on with your meltdown.
Dingus McGee

Social climber
Laramie
Dec 9, 2013 - 11:48am PT
Jaybro,

I started UWYO grad school in spring '87.

When you officially signed off on giving it the 13 I do not know, but on the ascent day we had the talk I describe.
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 9, 2013 - 12:39pm PT
This is awesome!

Spammer jammer gives the Brits whom he loved, then dissed, then loved, a pass for being "close enough for government work", but then doesn't offer the same for Jay? WTF
At those grades, it all seems pretty subjective to me.
Hell even spammer's 10 foot boulder problem has sported more than one rating! Why should it be such a surprise that a burl-fest like Lucille would suffer more than one number?

I once did a very humble FA of a run out face climb that I rated 10c, it was later upgraded to 11a. I wasn't trying to sandbag either. At that time I actually didn't believe I could lead 11a onsight. But I'm not up there with the bigs, so it was my best guess....

As a well known old timer often says, if you're too focused on the number, you're missing the boat.
WyoRockMan

climber
Flank of the Big Horns
Dec 9, 2013 - 01:02pm PT
I'm going to name my next OW "Crotch Sauce", after this thread.
goatboy smellz

climber
लघिमा
Dec 9, 2013 - 01:08pm PT
DigDug strikes again.


The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Dec 9, 2013 - 01:13pm PT
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 9, 2013 - 01:20pm PT
How the f*#k would you A2 that thing? Bolts and hooks on one wall?
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 9, 2013 - 01:30pm PT
Ron, standing in front of his number one wedge for Lucille.

Future number two wedge in front of him.
thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Dec 9, 2013 - 02:56pm PT
And henceforth it shall be that my firstborn be named Pornanong Smegma Bluebuttplug.
Leggs

Sport climber
Tucson, AZ
Dec 9, 2013 - 08:39pm PT

The one where you appear to be picking a bitch with 10 or 12 forum members all at the same time.

+1 Survival.


Justin... Not ONCE did Jim Brennan EVER accuse you of being anti-semitic ... not once, nor did JayBro accuse you of anything that you yourself haven't already proven to be true on this thread, this site and other forums.

You want to fight everyone? Tell you what, fight me. I dare you.


And hey, "Jammer" ... this song is JUST for YOU... Get PUMPED.

[Click to View YouTube Video]

Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 9, 2013 - 09:54pm PT
In the spirit of the holidays ( Xmas, Hanukkah, kwanz, fesiivus etc) Justin, I will be happy to belay you on Lucille. I'll even lead the approach pitch of your choice! You don't even have to use the minimalist FA rack, you can use the full, aid rack.

Looking forward to the other event, too. My money's on L'eggs!!
zBrown

Ice climber
Brujo de La Playa
Dec 9, 2013 - 10:03pm PT

Leggs

Sport climber
Tucson, AZ
Dec 9, 2013 - 10:10pm PT
In the spirit of the holidays ( Xmas, Hanukkah, kwanz, fesiivus etc) Justin, I will be happy to belay you on Lucille. I'll even lead the approach pitch of your choice! You don't even have to use the minimalist FA rack, you can use the full, aid rack.

I look forward to "jammer" digging himself a bigger hole as he yammers out some kind of bullshit answer as to why he CANNOT accept your offer.
I have my popcorn ready.


Looking forward to the other event, too. My money's on L'eggs!!


*high five*

Leggs

Sport climber
Tucson, AZ
Dec 9, 2013 - 10:50pm PT
Dick envy much?


Awwww... how sweet. You DID watch the video I posted just for you.
Glad you enjoyed it so much.
MisterE

climber
Dec 9, 2013 - 10:57pm PT
I love the smell of psychosis in the winter...

smells like burnt tires.
Leggs

Sport climber
Tucson, AZ
Dec 9, 2013 - 11:02pm PT
Leggs, awesome that idiots like you think you are such masters of disaster...


I love that idiots like you take the bait SO easily.
Like taking candy from a child.

Don't worry, Justin, I'll remove the hook... when I'm ready.




Russ Walling

Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
Dec 9, 2013 - 11:03pm PT
Everyone knows Lucille is like the most famous OW in the world, save for Century Crack. At least Lucille is an actual route that is being discussed instead of an overhyped 8ft boulder problem. You never hear anyone aspire to or mention Eight Ounces Of Semen, ever. It is a non factor in the OW world. Dig it?
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Dec 9, 2013 - 11:04pm PT
Dick envy is real.


People like Jay and I are dick-shaming other men.

We are how you say "dick privileged."
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 9, 2013 - 11:10pm PT
Only Pam and the Wide Boyz? oh woe is me.....
Going home for the holidays Justin?
I even had a Jewish lady get me called in to the Dean of Students and get me accused of being "a danger to myself or others". Luckily, that one didn't work out for her. That would have gotten me involuntarily temporarily institutionalized. My life would be very different. Thank you for being smart and operating under logic, though. The world needs more people like yourself.

The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Dec 9, 2013 - 11:11pm PT
Jammer sent 8 ounces of semen and didn't need his stomach pumped?
Rod Stewart would be proud.
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Dec 9, 2013 - 11:15pm PT
wait, so is it wrong to be scared of jews? I for one find them frightening. I make every effort to avoid them, also I live in Argentina and am 89 years old.
this just in

climber
north fork
Dec 9, 2013 - 11:27pm PT
Jammer, I don't know the history between you and Jay and whoever else, but you'll accomplish nothing here. In fact you're digging a bigger hole by mentioning ratings and whose climbed harder than who. Who gives a sh#t, if you wanna really face your problems with people, call them, email, or meet them in person. A public forum is probably the worst place for it. I can see you're struggling with being called anti-Semitic and I agree that that can be a bad thing in a small town. However, you should move on and live your life in the now, there's worse sh#t that happens every day to people. Like leggs' thread, enjoy life and let sh#t go. Good luck.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 9, 2013 - 11:31pm PT
No, Justin I'm not.

Why did they think that? Take a wild guess, while looking in the mirror. While reading your own prose.
Russ Walling

Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
Dec 9, 2013 - 11:31pm PT
Painting swastikas on top of chopped bolts is just not cool. I think we can all agree on this point.
The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Dec 9, 2013 - 11:34pm PT
Did anybody notice how Micheal Jordan was sporting a Hitler mustach for a while? That was weird.
The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Dec 9, 2013 - 11:42pm PT
Maybe it was a Charlie Chaplin.
The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Dec 9, 2013 - 11:43pm PT
Hey jammer. What's in your play list right now?
Russ Walling

Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
Dec 9, 2013 - 11:46pm PT
BTW, the rating conversation was to laugh at Jay

Justin, the problem is they are only laughing at you.

Have you ever heard the term "internet suicide"? You're committing it right now. Regardless of your warped intent, your incessant bleating for recognition, or your alleged art skills, your legacy is now internet kook and weird unstable guy. It will be a tough one to shake. Most never do.
The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Dec 9, 2013 - 11:50pm PT
Pro boner... Someone got they're feeling hurt. I thought off width climbers were tough.
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 9, 2013 - 11:51pm PT
pro-bono...

Those guys are the best.



Hey Survival I bet you didn't think it'd end up here didjya?



I heard there is a 5.13 OW on Kailash, put up by an Israeli team.

Ooops, sorry for the thread drift.....
this just in

climber
north fork
Dec 9, 2013 - 11:52pm PT
Actually I heard Jeremy's mom downrated it to 12-.
Leggs

Sport climber
Tucson, AZ
Dec 9, 2013 - 11:53pm PT
Jammer sent 8 ounces of semen and didn't need his stomach pumped?
Rod Stewart would be proud.
^^hahahahhahahhaaa!! That's why I had to post that vid. Lots of dick for "jammer" to get all pumped up.



Might make me not hunt down a lawyer to do some work for me pro-bono...

HA! As someone who sat thru 3 years of law school, your empty, dick envy threats are laughable.


dhayan

climber
los angeles, ca
Dec 9, 2013 - 11:53pm PT
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Leggs

Sport climber
Tucson, AZ
Dec 10, 2013 - 12:04am PT

Dec 9, 2013 - 08:58pm PT
Jammer, FYI, I don't think you want to tussle with Leggs, jus' sayin'. Oh, if you don't believe me, ask PTC.
^^^ hahahhahahaha! Thanks, 10b!


This is real sh#t, dipsh#t. Accusations of anti-Semitism carry real social consequences, and that could be easily shown. Jay purposely harped that point, over and over, using an invalid example, and thus factually tried to libel me, and that's a technical term. He factually dug a hole for himself there. You must not have paid attention in Law school. I seem to know more than you, and the only connection I have there is my neighbor goes to law school and I have had several lawyer friends...

So this comment is full of sh#t esp since Jay did nothing of the sort. You need to get YOUR facts straight, once you level out on your meds.

Lawyer "friends"... awesome. Happy to hear you have "friends" that will cup your balls... for free!

Pay attention, Justin... you're not ahead of the game on this one or on this thread.

Empty threats against my friends = not too smart.

Sorry about your penis.
The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Dec 10, 2013 - 12:05am PT
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 10, 2013 - 12:08am PT
Speaking of your down rated route, do you also have twisted panties for French Canadians? Or do you just like to fondle their gear? Is it better when you steal it right from the route? Like you did with Pee Wee?

Some of my best older brothers are lawyers, (in Wyoming) btw.
thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Dec 10, 2013 - 12:09am PT
So jammer you gonna lead Lucille or what?


And century crack does look a bit soft when compared to 8 ounces. I mean, look at the pictures.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 10, 2013 - 12:14am PT
Yeah, it does...

Note serious ground fall potential!
this just in

climber
north fork
Dec 10, 2013 - 12:17am PT
Certain names should be off limits......lawyers. Only in America.
thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Dec 10, 2013 - 12:23am PT
look at that runout on 8 Oz! SICK!!!1
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Dec 10, 2013 - 12:32am PT
[Click to View YouTube Video]
for mein jammer
skip to 1:45
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 10, 2013 - 12:45am PT
Spammer's being so subdued tonight.

He must not be drinkin'.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 10, 2013 - 12:51am PT
I think he's delivering pizzas....really!
thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Dec 10, 2013 - 01:40am PT
G that clip kills me!

On a slightly more serious note, I think I must go try that boulder problem now that I have seen and heard of it.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 10, 2013 - 02:50am PT
If you had a case you'd already have done something in all these years you've been chasing me around the internet.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 10, 2013 - 02:59am PT
Knock yourself out, and learn to read what I actually wrote. Instead of what you would like it to have been. Aren't you supposed to be a college graduate?
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 10, 2013 - 03:52am PT
Its fun when I meet someone like you. I have never had to beat them up, or even come close, nor verbally abuse them, and they always walk away changed, at least regarding their opinion of me.

What does this mean, actually?

You asked me to explain myself, regarding the OP, which I did. Now explain yourself. You will just bat your eyelashes at me and I will walk away a changed man? That hasn't happened much in this life.

You seem to have a mighty high opinion of yourself. But it doesn't seem to be charming many here.

8 ounces is only a half pound, after all.
Willoughby

Social climber
Truckee, CA
Dec 10, 2013 - 04:15am PT
Or a half pint.
mcreel

climber
Barcelona
Dec 10, 2013 - 09:53am PT
Back on topic, and if anyone needs a few laughs, check this out: http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/crazy-awkward-real-names
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 10, 2013 - 10:06am PT
Didn't exactly work on Danny last summer did it?! And he gave you as fair a start as you could hope for.. I don't know survival in real live, but word of thumb, you don't win people over by calling them a "complete as#@&%e"! I am among other things, a mental health profession and I have to say you do not present as a stable individual.

You have an inflated sense of your own importance if you think I care what you screen shot of what I say. You're not going to do anything. And you know it. You're an ineffectual little twerp with a massive inferiority complex, who regrets missing the chance to be a 'great climber' and seeks to gain status by putting other people, anybody, down, instead of going climbing and achieving, yourself.

I don't care what, you do!

You and I know that your accusations of against me and all the other people you've gotten into trouble for stalling and harassing over the years are just projections of your own behavior. I have never stalked anyone in my life.
You can strawman all you want, your straw men are paper tigers.

And any screenshot you make is dripping with your lunatic ravings. Yeah that will make you look good. Do you have any self awareness at all?
Willoughby

Social climber
Truckee, CA
Dec 10, 2013 - 10:58am PT
McCreel, those are some good ones!

My sister had a friend in high school named Melissa Sippi. Naturally, she went by "Missy."

I knew a gall from maritime Canada who grew up with a Nancy-Ann Seancy. That one kills me.

Come to think of it, we've covered this ground before: http://www.supertopo.com/climbers-forum/1008464/Poorly-Chosen-Names
Russ Walling

Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
Dec 10, 2013 - 11:55am PT
All this anti-semite talk is bringing out the Zion guidebook ads!


Edit: as a side note, I don't think I'd want to tussle, you know like men, with Survival. He'll straight drop your emo ass.
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 10, 2013 - 12:09pm PT
Spammer's charm offensive, one for the record books.


Listen spam, the weird thing is, that I knew exactly NOTHING about any offwidth dust-ups, mini- boulder problems, or alleged chopped bolt paint jobs, Jewish woman, school Dean, psych ward stuff or ANYTHING when I called you anti semitic.


It was based 100%, solely on what I had seen on this forum. The majority of posts I saw were anti-Israel, conspiracy, take over the world rants. This included 9/11 and World Trade Center accusations.
This is the way you treat your Jewish colleagues at school? Damn dude, no wonder there is some confusion about your deep love for the Jewish people.

And then you have the balls to accuse me of some kind of reverse anti semitism.

Now you say you can "change" me just by meeting me. Don't count on it. I was born at night, but not last night.....

Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 10, 2013 - 12:28pm PT
You changed me forever little brother!
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 10, 2013 - 12:37pm PT
DMT,


you had me at "I'll lead".......


GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Dec 10, 2013 - 12:51pm PT
That is a very serious offense




Please jammer... never leave ST. We need you here.




You're an ineffectual little twerp with a massive inferiority complex, who regrets missing the chance to be a 'great climber' and seeks to gain status by putting other people, anybody, down, instead of going climbing and achieving, yourself.

Jay wonderfully psychoanalyzes half of Supertopo....

#cliffnotes
thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Dec 10, 2013 - 01:07pm PT
I once heard tell of a man called Dushawn Mandic. French Canadians have no shame.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Dec 10, 2013 - 01:11pm PT
A restaurant nearby... hope they don't change it.
I'm not that kinda guy so I haven't darkened its door. (I only pulled up to the curb)

GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Dec 10, 2013 - 01:13pm PT
I gave them 2 stars on Yelp, they get mad if you forget the tip.




WyoRockMan

climber
Flank of the Big Horns
Dec 10, 2013 - 01:33pm PT
[Click to View YouTube Video]
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 10, 2013 - 02:28pm PT
Why is this jammer different than all other jammers?

It's reassuring to know you have no clue about Danny!
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 10, 2013 - 02:36pm PT
All right you little shithead.
BWA HA HA HA hahahahahaaaa!!!!




Jamaican Zionism

BWA HA HA HA hahahahaaaaa!!!!! part two!
Yeah, that's a major global issue right there.

Way to bat those eyelashes bitch!


What the f*#k were you trying to say?






You better have a REAL argument, or I will chew you up.
Go for it.
dhayan

climber
los angeles, ca
Dec 10, 2013 - 02:47pm PT
[Click to View YouTube Video]

Lighten up folks!

You are all extremely talented and inspiring climbers. Nobody needs anything from anyone else, no recognition, acknowledgment, apologies...if you are waiting for that then you are choosing to remain in the shackles of your own making.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 10, 2013 - 02:49pm PT
$100 on survival and L'eggs for the win!

You never answered about why you felt it necessary to steal pee wees gear.

Or why you blamed Danny and brad for a failure to repeat 8 pounces.
Or thanked Danny for showing you how to do it
.... Or was that 'life without parole'? A concept that seems to be looming in your life......


shalom
this just in

climber
north fork
Dec 10, 2013 - 02:50pm PT
I'd like to see rundrinker (KiwiFromCali) and Jammer have a heart to heart about life.
This is almost as good as Roxjox threatening a black magic penis session against nature.
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Dec 10, 2013 - 02:51pm PT
Haha Reilly, thats awesome.




There's a Vietnamese restaurant in Vancouver on broadway called

"Pho bich niga"


Love the dual thread train wreck going on here. Still.


Jammer ur losing it man. Take a breath or you'll be banned for Xmas.


Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 10, 2013 - 02:57pm PT
You ever get up the warden?

Jay, you implying he knows Steve and Lisa?

Help me out bro. What are you talking about? What have Steve and Lisa to do with this? Name dropper. Doesn't that get you just squirmy with joy that you can say you know them?!

Are those voice in your head getting deafening? Squeezing out the reasoning ability you might once have had?
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 10, 2013 - 03:05pm PT
And you haven't answered about why you stole Pee Wees gear off home on the range, and then bragged about it.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 10, 2013 - 03:07pm PT
Yes, and we all know that reason!

Who wants popcorn?

You're still changing the subject, why did you steal pee wee's gear?????
Was that because you weren't sponsored anymore? It drove ou to a life of crime?

Or did society make you what you are?
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 10, 2013 - 03:12pm PT
Just ONE example, blaming Israel for 9/11:

Simplest explanation for who did it: The people in this country who directly financially benefited from it and the foreign country, well known for their world leading espionage abilities, who's foreign policy suddenly became our own after 911.

Tell me you weren't writing about Israel here. Thank you, thank you.
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 10, 2013 - 04:00pm PT
Holy f*#k, spammer's after me?????










OK, that was some pretty weird tap dancing. So you are saying that you were NOT implicating Israel in the 9/11 attacks and the fall of the World Trade Center?
This gets better by the minute.
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Dec 10, 2013 - 04:05pm PT
Jammer is right & everyone else in the world is nuts, that's the problem here.

Wait a minute...... What's the argument again?

survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 10, 2013 - 04:06pm PT
Be patient folks. English is spammers second language, after his native tongue, Bungholian.
thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Dec 10, 2013 - 04:11pm PT
Wait, so are you going to lead Lucille or just bag on it?

-1 weak sauce cred

[Click to View YouTube Video]
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 10, 2013 - 04:12pm PT
Are you kidding? Spammer won't lead Lucille in his Christmas dreams.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 10, 2013 - 04:19pm PT
Jammer you stated you will "f*#k [survival] up...until [he] doesn't move" How is this not a death threat?
Not to mention I never stated that you were "going to come shoot [me]" little Freudian slip on your part Justin?
Russ Walling

Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
Dec 10, 2013 - 04:21pm PT
A dude out here is claiming Homo on the Range is 13a/b MAX. That might be a bigger downrating than lucille will ever get. Back to the sh#t show...
thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Dec 10, 2013 - 04:22pm PT
Can't we all just climb some OW?

Oh wait, it is 6 degrees outside.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 10, 2013 - 04:26pm PT
BTW, Jay, you guys just got F*#KED UP!!!!!111
where was that? Care to elaborate? Transparent as you are, I can't quite see into the "magic Fairyland" that is your imagination.

You know that any joke you have to explain, or point out, doesn't work, right?
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 10, 2013 - 04:37pm PT
Chill Jaybro, he's resting up for his next big beatdown of half the forum here.

I'm exhausted from the relentless intellectual onslaught.

Gawd, can you imagine the magnitude, of the victory,...in his mind?
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Dec 10, 2013 - 05:01pm PT
See ya??


As if your leaving jammer. You have soooooo much to prove & you still haven't even posted at a 10a level!!!!!



blahblah

Gym climber
Boulder
Dec 10, 2013 - 05:13pm PT
Everyone is tired of your WHINING!!
Actually, seems like lots of people can't get enough of his posts.
Whether or not "There's no such thing as bad publicity" is true, some controversy certainly gets the ST crowd posting.
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 10, 2013 - 05:35pm PT
I have successfully gotten a bunch of supposedly non-aggressive passive type of people who think caring and sharing is apparently wonderful to outwardly attack me numerous times just for aggressively arguing a valid point.

This is successful living to you? What was the valid point again?
Oh that's right, there wasn't one.
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Dec 10, 2013 - 05:40pm PT
This is successful lol'ing to you is more like it!
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 10, 2013 - 05:46pm PT
CoZmic, my long dead commander would never accept me going after a dude protecting himself with a butter knife.
Besides, he's so big and scary that I can't face my own fear. The dude is clearly so mean that I just pissed myself.

We can only hope that spammer will have mercy on us. His Aryan brothers might come out, but probably not.
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 10, 2013 - 05:57pm PT
Flies all green and buzzin'


The chick doing lyrics in this song reminds me of spammers sister, especially after the 5 minute mark.

[Click to View YouTube Video]

Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 10, 2013 - 06:06pm PT
Um, what "valid point" was that Justin?
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 10, 2013 - 06:41pm PT
Thread delete in 7,6,5,... Not hardly. You wish.

What are you spewing about again?
Keep talking son, it's going great for you.


topo melt.


thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Dec 10, 2013 - 06:42pm PT
You are an embarrassment to liberals everywhere Jammer. Just give it up and lead Lucille.

survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 10, 2013 - 06:49pm PT
He'll never lead Lucille or Century Crack, because he's convinced in his kindergarten mind that 8 grams is harder.
He's already achieved the pinnacle of climbing success with his pebble, why would he bother with those mere playthings?
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Dec 10, 2013 - 06:55pm PT
Wikipedia


"This page has some issues"

LOL!!!


Dude, you're a very good climber.
Go take a vision quest or something, you know, clean the slate.

Leggs

Sport climber
Tucson, AZ
Dec 10, 2013 - 07:12pm PT
Russ Walling

Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
Dec 10, 2013 - 07:18pm PT

Lulzy!
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 10, 2013 - 07:25pm PT
You're an anti semite.

LOL! LO L! L OL! L O L!!

L O LLL ! OOO L !!! OO LLoooo LL OO LLOoo !! OO LLLo!! LL!!
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Dec 10, 2013 - 07:26pm PT
Bbst!


RyanD

climber
Squamish
Dec 10, 2013 - 07:28pm PT
Start ur own thread about anti anti semitism there jammer. Your going off topic here!

This thread is about you & your point!



thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Dec 10, 2013 - 07:28pm PT

I don't care if you french-kissed Hitler's sister. The issue here is not your political/cultural beliefs.

The issue is you bagging on a climb and saying that it should be downgraded whilst you clearly lack the cojones to do the climb yourself.
thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Dec 10, 2013 - 07:29pm PT
and would not anti-anti-Semitism be Semitism?

thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Dec 10, 2013 - 07:30pm PT
No. This thread was about commercial products advertised under the name of sacred places.
thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Dec 10, 2013 - 07:36pm PT
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 10, 2013 - 07:39pm PT
Poor spammer, Lucille, has messed his mind up....

[Click to View YouTube Video]
Ham and Eggs

Mountain climber
Aoraki/Mt Cook Village
Dec 10, 2013 - 07:42pm PT
Jammer. Mate, you should totally go-at Trying Lucille.

What's stopped you getting the chance thus far? Would like to help out if I can.

XXX
this just in

climber
north fork
Dec 10, 2013 - 07:44pm PT
You mean to tell me I can write my own wiki page.
Sh#t Yeah!
I'm thinking, Total Badass and modest with topo cred.
thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Dec 10, 2013 - 07:44pm PT

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RyanD

climber
Squamish
Dec 10, 2013 - 07:54pm PT
Hear, hear, to jammer!


The best OW climber & ally of the Jewish faith in the entire world!


I got ur back jammer! F*#k all these grown ups!
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 10, 2013 - 08:05pm PT
bravecowboy is my new hero!!

Lolo!!

looooooL! lLLLooOllOOOlllOOOllll!!




goatboy smellz

climber
लघिमा
Dec 10, 2013 - 08:07pm PT
What Century Crack fiasco?
Please enlighten us.
Was it a Jewish conspiracy?
this just in

climber
north fork
Dec 10, 2013 - 08:11pm PT
Russ rant? Please.
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 10, 2013 - 08:13pm PT
The issue is you bagging on a climb and saying that it should be downgraded whilst you clearly lack the cojones to do the climb yourself.


lol!! LOL!! lol!! LOL!!


I just got a call from an old climbing partner in Virginia, who said he's been watching this spammer dude stalk some woman online for years. He's a heavy lurker, but promises that this has been happening. No shizzle.

Is this true? SpamBoy, have you been hunting some woman online? I SH#TCHOONOT, a very old friend told me this.

But since you and I are just getting to know each other, maybe you can clear this up??

survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 10, 2013 - 08:14pm PT
LOL!! LOL!! LOL!! LOL!! LOL!! LOL!! LOL!!


[Click to View YouTube Video]
thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Dec 10, 2013 - 08:25pm PT
LOL!LOL!LLOOLLLLOOLLLOLLL! LOL!LOL!

LEAD LUCILLE!


{as in: don't knock it 'til you try it}









Oh! Look! It's a dancing androgynous midget! [Click to View YouTube Video]Perhaps he will understand rock climbing ethics! Outta here.
this just in

climber
north fork
Dec 10, 2013 - 08:30pm PT
DMT those statues have really big c..............hands.
goatboy smellz

climber
लघिमा
Dec 10, 2013 - 08:32pm PT
Hey Justin,
is it true your Dad was the inspiration for Drunken Redneck Rappellers @ Vedauwoo?

survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 10, 2013 - 08:36pm PT
HA HA HA!!! HA HA HA!!!

Lolol!!

So glad that spammer has decided to get a laugh instead of hating on everyone for calling him on his anti semitism!! LOL!!


HA HA HA!! LOL! Anti semitism is alive and well, just check jammer's posts!

Awesome!

Jeebus dude, you are one manic mutherf*#k!
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Dec 10, 2013 - 08:51pm PT
whats the big deal, so what if Jammer is a racist anti-semite who has a hard drive full of kiddie porn? He's MY FRIEND and I won't have you guys ganging up on him.
Nemesis

climber
Dec 10, 2013 - 09:07pm PT
Some pile of rocks is worshipped by a foreign culture so you won't buy something named after that pile of rocks? The only thing dumber than you being offended that the company defiled that heap of stone by naming a product after it is the company thinking it was something special in the first place. Thanks for the chuckle. I am sure the company will miss your business.
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 10, 2013 - 09:07pm PT
Is it a real shitty problem spammer?

Tell us about your personal experience.

LOL!! Lol!! lol!! LOL!!

What happened to all your big tough guy talk anyway?


Nemisis, I never said Scarpa was going to miss my business at all. I just said I wouldn't buy a pair of shoes named Kailash. I hope they carry you far.

You're correct, they shouldn't have named the shoe that in the first place, in my opinion.
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 10, 2013 - 09:14pm PT
You're right spammer, you're so anti anti anti semite that you're anti semite!

Thanks for clearing that up for me! Gosh, there really isn't a problem with your anti semitism after all!!

Wow, you really are a mental giant. I bow down at your Nazi boots.
goatboy smellz

climber
लघिमा
Dec 10, 2013 - 09:54pm PT
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 10, 2013 - 10:27pm PT
Place your bets here! Will justin end up:
1) in the Wyoming state mental health hospital in Evanston?
2) in the state pen in Rawlings?
3) the Albany county Morgue, in Laramie, from choking on his own lol's ?
Edit;
Or ooh, ooh, I forgot one!
4) Spontaneous Combustion!!
Nemesis

climber
Dec 10, 2013 - 10:29pm PT
Jammer I'm filled with sadness, I'm dead flat broke and I've f*#ked up everything I've ever tried in my life. Its all a facade. Seriously, it is. That's the bald truth.

What have you been doing wrong? Any ideas? Seriously. I would be curious to know if you can put a finger on it.
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Dec 10, 2013 - 10:38pm PT
Jaybro.


2, 1, & then 3 in that order would be my guess.
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Dec 10, 2013 - 11:20pm PT
Hear, hear!



To jammer, purveyor of balloons. Expert of dabbing!

Even tho he may agree with you, you are still wrong!

He went to school with a Jewish fellow so he can't be an anti semite!

It's not stalking if you don't go to jail!

Long live jammer, possibly greatest troll of 2013!
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 10, 2013 - 11:54pm PT
spammer, all your circular talk won't change the facts son.

I already posted one of your quotes blaming 9/11 on Jews. I'm not about to waste my time digging through your bullshit to try and prove something you already know, anti semite.

Have fun proving how right you are over and over and over and over, LOL!!
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Dec 11, 2013 - 12:01am PT
Remember when u left like 3 hours & 10000 words ago jammer?
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Dec 11, 2013 - 12:10am PT























this thread has officially


Was fun while it lasted.
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 11, 2013 - 12:10am PT
IT REVEALS DINGUS, SURVIVAL, JAYBRO, WILLOUGHBY, RUSS, JAMES BRENNAN, AND MANY MORE AS THE COMPLETE VITRIOL SPEWING ASS-HOLES THEY ARE!



Internet Gold.

Topo melt.

Priceless.

survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 11, 2013 - 12:16am PT
I know CoZmic. I would, but it's too much fun watching him pretend to be schooling everyone....
Damn.


survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 11, 2013 - 12:19am PT
spammer
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survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 11, 2013 - 12:22am PT
You're my best bitch on the internet spammer, that's the truth.
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Dec 11, 2013 - 12:37am PT
5.7

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survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 11, 2013 - 12:52am PT
You're welcome Supertopo, that I've got this fool so tied up here that he's not spewing his racist poison on many threads at once!!
































































































































































































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survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 11, 2013 - 12:58am PT
Did you know that spammer thinks an 8 foot boulder problem puts him in the world elite of rock climbing?
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 11, 2013 - 12:58am PT
Did you know that spammer is nuts?
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Dec 11, 2013 - 12:59am PT
Best page for laughs so far for me.
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 11, 2013 - 01:00am PT
Did you know that spammer has a vastly inflated view of himself?
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 11, 2013 - 01:00am PT
Did you know that spammer is a glutton for punishment?
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 11, 2013 - 01:01am PT
Did you know that spammer thinks he's a tough guy?
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 11, 2013 - 01:02am PT
Did you know that spammer blah blah blah?
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Dec 11, 2013 - 01:03am PT
Survival, don't you need to go clean the garage?
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 11, 2013 - 01:03am PT
Did you know that I can keep spammer jumping to the hook all night long?
John M

climber
Dec 11, 2013 - 01:03am PT
I heard on the internet that he is anti semantic..
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 11, 2013 - 01:04am PT
Survival, don't you need to go clean the garage?


You're right as usual Reilly.
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Dec 11, 2013 - 01:04am PT
I heard on the internet that he is anti semantic..


I heard that too!
Rollover

climber
Gross Vegas
Dec 11, 2013 - 01:13am PT
Jam-Justin hates Jews?
Must be dark and cold in Wyoming.
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Dec 11, 2013 - 01:20am PT
5.2


Topo cred
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 11, 2013 - 01:26am PT
He's even lost his audience.

There's only a few of us willing to stick it out and call justin the racist that he is.

Oh well, those close to me know I have a hard head.

I'm here with you spam boy, let's go.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 11, 2013 - 01:27am PT
Thank you for sharing your melt down. I've never watched someone completely lose their mind before. Amazing!

You realize you just threw away any credibility you might have had, for climbing, academics, for anything. And you did it all by yourself, with nobody else's help.

Why did you want to commit credibility suicide like that?
The Call Of K2 Lou

climber
Denial State U
Dec 11, 2013 - 01:30am PT
Cmac, please nuke this thread...
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 11, 2013 - 01:30am PT
Me and my boys calling out spam boy on his racism!

survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 11, 2013 - 01:32am PT
Hey spam, what do you have to say to the guy that called me from Virginia and said he'd been watching you stalk some gal on the internet for years?
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 11, 2013 - 01:45am PT
Wow. You rarely see a full melt down on the internet.

Glad I was here for it.

Justin jammer spammer.
Offwidth pussy, can't do lucille.


Lucille has messed your mind up.

Now chill and dream your last imaginary guitar solo.
We'll help ease you along bro.
[Click to View YouTube Video]


He
y spam, what do you have to say to the guy that called me from Virginia and said he'd been watching you stalk some gal on the internet for years?

No answer for that one I guess.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 11, 2013 - 01:48am PT
Thanks again Justin, nighty night.
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 11, 2013 - 01:48am PT
Full caps will help you seem more convincing bro, keep at it.
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 11, 2013 - 01:52am PT
spammer:



I DON'T HATE JEWS!! IT'S ALL THESE PEOPLE CALLING ME ON MY JEW HATE! IT'S THEM!! TRUST ME!!
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 11, 2013 - 01:55am PT
Oh well, I've got a couple things I gotta do. G'night Adolf!!

lol!!
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Dec 11, 2013 - 03:02am PT
Roubaix. Off, definitely off. A specialized name, reserved for rich people. See MisteE's Facebook page (good story) or here is a link, I hope.
http://ridingagainstthegrain.com/2013/12/08/an-open-letter-to-mike-sinyard/

5.3, let's go to the CafeR, MisterE.
tornado

climber
lawrence kansas
Dec 11, 2013 - 09:11am PT
Can we please get back to talking about shoes with funny names?
justthemaid

climber
Jim Henson's Basement
Dec 11, 2013 - 10:33am PT
Can we please get back to talking about shoes with funny names?


Once you down the hole... there's probably no escape from the den of the bath-salt badger.
MisterE

climber
Dec 11, 2013 - 10:44am PT
WyoRockMan

climber
Flank of the Big Horns
Dec 11, 2013 - 10:51am PT
If there ever was a thread to read on the shitter, this is it.





Damn it, my foot fell asleep.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 11, 2013 - 11:18am PT
Still fewer posts than last night.....
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Dec 11, 2013 - 11:25am PT
Oh jeez, I thought this may have been all a really funny dream......
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 11, 2013 - 11:25am PT
Still, it's rewarding to watch them lose it like that!
💩
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 11, 2013 - 11:26am PT
Yes, it is!
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 11, 2013 - 11:51am PT
GAK, those Downfall parodies are SO good!
goatboy smellz

climber
लघिमा
Dec 12, 2013 - 05:37pm PT
jammer

climber

Dec 12, 2013 - 02:16pm PT

LOL! I WONDER WHO DELETED STUFF!

Maybe you should be asking your lawyers?

Just submit all those screenshots you took and they will figure it out for you. Don't forget to mention that story you like to tell around the campfire about the time you had sex with a minor. You thought it was a joke but nobody was laughing.

Looking forward to the outcome of that trial.

Psilocyborg

climber
Dec 12, 2013 - 11:27pm PT
how can anyone read this thread and still think the internet is a good idea?!
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Dec 12, 2013 - 11:32pm PT
How can anyone read this thread and think that crystal meth is still a good idea?
Leggs

Sport climber
Tucson, AZ
Dec 12, 2013 - 11:45pm PT
"TipToe", Jim... that's a great cat name!


Todd Gordon

Trad climber
Joshua Tree, Cal
Dec 12, 2013 - 11:48pm PT
Name the cat "jammer"...(sorry;......I know I'm not helping here at all...)..
The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Dec 13, 2013 - 12:10am PT

How can anyone read this thread and think that crystal meth is still a good idea?

Lol
this just in

climber
north fork
Dec 13, 2013 - 12:12am PT
Post 513!!!! Quick someone delete and we will downgrade this to 512
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Dec 13, 2013 - 07:15pm PT
So, JimB, you're telling me that 'Adolph' is wrong? What's in a name?
thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Dec 13, 2013 - 07:51pm PT
always liked Ward Churchill's 'little Eichmanns'; howzabout Little Eichmann for the kitteh?
The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Dec 13, 2013 - 07:57pm PT
What happened to the Burchy appreciation thread?
happiegrrrl

Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
Dec 13, 2013 - 08:05pm PT
How about "Groucho" for the kitty? My youngest sister named one of out cats who had a little mustache like that Groucho.

Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 13, 2013 - 09:08pm PT
We had a cat like that we called Groucho too!
klk

Trad climber
cali
Dec 13, 2013 - 09:15pm PT
missed all of this.

i obviously dont spend enuf time on forums.



RyanD

climber
Squamish
Dec 14, 2013 - 12:01am PT



jammer

climber

Dec 12, 2013 - 11:07am PT
My finest moment in climbing was not a lead, but a highball boulder. It is in a cave I used to hang out in as a kid when I went to Vedauwoo. A bunch of other people were psyched on it so I let them have it to themselves for several years, hoping to get the first repeat after it was finally done. I would always joke and tell them I was going to do it onsight, my way of telling them they were "soft". I was just ribbing them. The guy I really wanted to do it was Bob Scarpelli, since I figured it gave him a reason to stay in shape. I left it for him for years. Also, Andy Johnson used to tell me about the thing, saying he had tried it many times with many different good climbers (Steve Su, Bart Paul) with absolutely no luck whatsoever. He felt it would be really hard for a highball OW, and that it was one of the best ones he had seen at Vedauwoo, or anywhere. He used to joke with me saying he was going to put up the worlds first 5.14 OW with that one. He was joking on the grade, but his point was that it was one of the hardest OW's he had seen or been on anywhere.

After years of just letting that thing sit there, since no one was psyched on the thing at the time, I decided to head up there. I dragged two non-climbing friends up there, explained "spotting" to them as best I could, and went for it, my whole world suddenly becoming just what was immediately in front of me. About two thirds the way up I remember the world coming back into focus, and I knew I really could onsight it right then. I dove back into the moment, consciously negotiating each tenth, each hundredth of a second, dug deep, and topped it out, pumped and out of breath. The only "mistake" I made on the climb was getting my foot mildly stuck at the lip, just before I pulled over. Thankfully it came out with a little patient wiggling and adjusting. Otherwise, according to my spotters, I looked like I was just having fun climbing, looking really casual.

I was very happy as I had been doing a LOT of training right then, and was probably in the best fitness shape of my life. I could do 100+ continuous feet on a flexy and slightly inclined roof crack crack machine set on floppy hand/fist stacks (took four to six weeks of training to do that), and I could link four thuggish V6 boulder problems on the 50 degree wall at the gym using jugs to donwclimb between problems (took a year and a half to do that). I called that OW The Stone Cold Stunna, to comment on the state of OW climbing at the time, and was proud since it felt almost as hard as the things I was training on at the time, and because the technical aspect was as difficult as the physical aspect. In any case, that has to be my finest, or one of my finest moments, in climbing :).

As an aside, for me personally, that moment is great not only because I performed at my very best, but because I had that perfect focus for the ascent, that perfect flow of being in the moment, not wanting to be anywhere else. In terms of personal achievement, it is one of the finest moments in my life. I have no pictures or I would post them up. Thanks for reading my little novel :).

Have to spray too that I'm personally WAY proud to have done the N.F.L. Dyno at Vedauwoo since it is a really hard dyno problem and big dynamic moves were my biggest original weakness. THAT one took years and years of indirect training and determination, and was unbelievably sweet to stick because of that.



JAMMER!



Wtf dude??


The above quoted post by you from another thread makes sense, was interesting to read & it is about climbing.

Really cool, you should try this more often instead of the schizo approach you have taken here which was funny for a bit but has kind of gotten pathetic & boring.


I'd grade it 11c. Pretty big grade jump for a guy that's barely been scraping his way up 5.6 posts. Keep on it man I'd love to see a tr. it's not too late!


RyanD

climber
Squamish
Dec 14, 2013 - 03:48am PT
Totally
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Dec 14, 2013 - 03:57am PT
Hey Bruce, you're better than this. Don't feed the troll.
this just in

climber
north fork
Dec 14, 2013 - 01:17pm PT
Being a big ballon would be cool, a blue one even cooler cause I like blue.
The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Dec 14, 2013 - 01:28pm PT
Jammer sending...


Jamming away.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 14, 2013 - 01:39pm PT
So that's your beautiful ex girlfriend!
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Dec 14, 2013 - 01:57pm PT



Edit- Larry oh wow, where do u find this stuff?!?!?!




this just in

climber
north fork
Dec 14, 2013 - 02:01pm PT
The Larry, Jaybro, Locker, and Ryan D are you guys nuts? You might get called big blue balloons. Hopefully not.
John M

climber
Dec 14, 2013 - 02:11pm PT
Oh Great and mighty Jammer, Slayer of the beast of the anti anti semantic. Thou who lays waste before thee and turns the mighty into big blue balloons. Thou great and glorious climber of the 5.6 cave of darkness. Fill us with your everlasting recrementitious hot air oh mighty wise one, that we may as lowly great big blue balloons dance among the stars with thou, and that we might be graced with a cover shot on climber magazine. Fill us with your great and all knowing wisdom that we too might learn to enjoy climbing 5.6 rather then succumbing to the harkening of the 5.12s and 5.13s. Hear our prayers oh pedantic one and if you will grant us but this one wish, then we vow to slay every anti anti semantic one that dares to breath within thy great scrotum of belchitudiness.

your humble servant
the great big blue balloon
this just in

climber
north fork
Dec 14, 2013 - 03:05pm PT
It would actually be funny if you guys were not this whole time trying to actually do damage to my reputation
Don't think you need any help here. You big blue balloonhead. Topo cred!
React now.
The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Dec 14, 2013 - 03:08pm PT
It would actually be funny if you guys were not this whole time trying to actually do damage to my reputation,

You're doing all the damage. We're just laughing at you.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 15, 2013 - 12:25am PT
For the record I deleted nothing, as jammer would know if he really had done any screenshots.
John M

climber
Dec 15, 2013 - 01:19am PT
[Click to View YouTube Video]
tornado

climber
lawrence kansas
Dec 15, 2013 - 01:29am PT
your and you're. know the difference. live it learn it.
Leggs

Sport climber
Tucson, AZ
Dec 15, 2013 - 01:50am PT
Ohhhh, and PS, *jammer* ...

Dance Monkey.
[Click to View YouTube Video]
Leggs

Sport climber
Tucson, AZ
Dec 15, 2013 - 02:08am PT
hahahhahahhaha!!
[Click to View YouTube Video]

Dance, Monkey....
An you did.

Thank you.

That is all. You did the rest of the damage yourself. Great to witness, Bravo.

*golf claps*

EDIT:
Libel is not always hard to prove, and you can bet Jay and his crew sent my sponsors MANY e-mails throughout the years. That is not an empty threat ;).


I am laughing out loud so hard right now, all animals in the vicinity are afraid.


Classic.
Thank you, again, for digging your own hole.
Super fun!
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Dec 15, 2013 - 02:10am PT
Nobody quits being a sponsored athlete. The ego will not permit it.



You get the boot for either not performing at the highest calibre or for being an idiot who does not click with the image that the company is trying to convey- or in jammers case, possibly both.





Seriously tho jammer I did like your one climbing post.

John M

climber
Dec 15, 2013 - 02:14am PT
Running in packs.. naw.. we just like Jaybro and you come across as a dick. Thats too bad, because it seems like you climb hard. But as Jim said, climbing isn't everything.

what you don't seem to get is that because you come across like a dick, people have been yanking your chain since you came on this forum.
John M

climber
Dec 15, 2013 - 02:21am PT
LOL.. oh please. you didn't troll anyone here. your ego is so gigantic its pert near blocking out the full moon. People have just been messing with you. Some, like Jim have been trying to help you, but you seem to be beyond help. There are lots of good folks on this forum. Jaybro is one of them. You haven't proven your case against him. You have just made yourself look silly.

Like I said, thats too bad, because we appreciate hard climbers around here.
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Dec 15, 2013 - 02:44am PT
Someone needs to press the Red Button on the Prince-Jammer.

Dude, you reap what you sow.

I know If I couldn't see how silly I was being, I would be thankful for some discreet intervention.
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Dec 15, 2013 - 02:47am PT
When did they start teaching special ed classes at UW jammer? Is anyone else in your program?


The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Dec 15, 2013 - 11:30am PT
http://www.theonion.com/articles/worldwide-jewish-conspiracy-worried-it-came-down-t,34815/
Dingus McGee

Social climber
Laramie
Dec 15, 2013 - 12:03pm PT
I smell onion gas
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 15, 2013 - 01:24pm PT
Wow, this sh#t show is still going on? I leave for a couple days and POW!! :)

DID YOU MISS WHAT THIS THREAD IS ALL ABOUT OR SOMETHING?

It was about the name of a shoe, you fool.


My apologies you guys, but I really am considering deleting this thread.

It's useful kind of like the republican thread where it contains the mad dog to pretty much one thread, but he can also start his own thread to house his hate. I just don't like it being my thread....
kunlun_shan

Mountain climber
SF, CA
Dec 15, 2013 - 01:27pm PT
Delete, please!
The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Dec 15, 2013 - 01:27pm PT
Why would you delete this? Wanna give Jamjob a second chance?
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