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Ward Trotter
Trad climber
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Sep 20, 2013 - 06:50pm PT
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Words out that there's a rescue -dude in Yosemite Valley who's bogarting all the Jimson Weed there.
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pc
climber
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Sep 20, 2013 - 06:53pm PT
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I love this nut house.
TGIFF
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dee ee
Mountain climber
citizen of planet Earth
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Sep 20, 2013 - 07:06pm PT
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oh yeah, I forgot this part.
While "this guy I know" was having his not so good datura "trip," a girl (a friend of his sister)came over and wanted to provide a little mud for his turtle.
Let's just say it didn't happen.
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euro-brief-guy
Boulder climber
Auburn, ca
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Sep 20, 2013 - 07:24pm PT
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Kinda off topic but I thought I'd resurrect this little story ala Russ....the title: "how to get rid of a tapeworm"......enjoy!
You squat over a bowl of warm milk, or if you can get it, Chunky Sirloin Burger soup..... either must be steamy hot to not only moisten the escape hatch, but to entice the bugger to the actual brink.
Temptation is just too much for said worm and he will make the 16" dash to the steaming bowl of gruel. Don't forget, there is still close to 76 feet of him still inside you, so do nothing rash.
I usually wait until he is comfortable in coming back to the bowl for a second or third time. Think zebra, watering hole, and lion.
Ok, he is head deep in the bowl macking some sirloin, nary a care in the world..... now is the time for action. Before you started this extraction, you arranged for a friend, some hemostats, and a bicycle to be at the ready. One note on the hemostats. I usually use the large size with the teardrop head.... but if you have an exceptionally large tapeworm, something more along the lines of welders tongs can be substituted.
Now things start happening fast.... your buddy quickly clamps the head of the serpent and bolts for the bike.... you start to press and push hard enough to make any Lamaze coach proud..... your buddy is now wailing down the street on the bike, towing the beast by the head at full speed as you continue to push hard enough to give a marble statue roids. The overall feeling of deep bowel evacuation will be quite pleasant (even though you are not into fecophillia) and finally the last of the worm exits at maximum velocity, swishng and thrashing like a homeless lizards tail..... It was prearranged that your buddy would not stop riding for at least 38 minutes, as some tapeworms are just like homing pigeons and will return to roost. Now you apply some salve to the tender parts, chuck the soup unless you are living in Camp 4, and await your buddies return, sans worm.
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snowhazed
Trad climber
Oaksterdam, CA
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Sep 20, 2013 - 09:45pm PT
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A line from the film Enter The Void
"You heard of Datura man?"
"No, what is it?"
"Voodoo stuff man, way different than other hallucinogens. You'll be tripping hard for a day and then you spend the next week telling your friend all about it. Only, at the end of the week you realize your friend never really existed."
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MisterE
climber
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Sep 20, 2013 - 10:02pm PT
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Man I love the shrooms, but Amanita's a little sketchy.
TO be safe, you gotta use the old shaman method. Feed them to the caribou, then drink the piss. Let their liver take the beating and filter the nasties.
LOL!
ElCap has the caribou guy, how he got the connection is a looong story...
;)
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JMC
climber
the land of milk and honey
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Sep 20, 2013 - 11:15pm PT
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This is all in preparation for the Blitzo Memorial, right?
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SteveW
Trad climber
The state of confusion
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Sep 20, 2013 - 11:27pm PT
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Fish, we don't want to celebrate you & Blitzo at the same
time!!!!
Just go get some damn peyote!!!!
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BASE104
Social climber
An Oil Field
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Sep 20, 2013 - 11:36pm PT
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As your friend I advise you not to eat the Jimson Weed.
I have a "buddy." You probably even know him. He was working on oil rigs up in Wyoming when a guy who apparently knew how to take it dosed them both up.
The report was that they spent the next 24 hours upright in the front seats of the van staring straight ahead, basically paralyzed in that position. The description was that it is OK if you like going psychotic for a minimum of 24 hours, and a max of forever.
Not me. Never, ever, ever. This was a very experienced flyer and he thought he had lost his mind. Not something you do ON PURPOSE.
I also talked to a guy who had done ayahuasca, and he said it was also a full blow psychotic effect. Incredibly unpleasant.
Sort of like the bad olive incident back in the site. You will end up rolling around with your tongue hanging out, and getting dirt and leaves stuck to it. Boy was that a scary sight.
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BASE104
Social climber
An Oil Field
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Sep 20, 2013 - 11:38pm PT
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Supposedly Amanita destroys your liver in short order. Very bad stuff.
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herm
Trad climber
Bishop
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Sep 20, 2013 - 11:40pm PT
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If you think they are toys you do not get it.
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MisterE
climber
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Sep 20, 2013 - 11:46pm PT
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Supposedly Amanita destroys your liver in short order. Very bad stuff.
I just said it was a more fun way to completely destroy yourself.
;)
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BASE104
Social climber
An Oil Field
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Sep 21, 2013 - 12:10am PT
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Oh, I know Mr. E...I was just trying to sound all educated and stuff.
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Russ Walling
Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
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Topic Author's Reply - Sep 21, 2013 - 01:44am PT
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I'm hearing if you ingest too much you end up trapped and mumbling to yourself in The Flames thread.
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WBraun
climber
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Sep 21, 2013 - 01:48am PT
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These modern gross materialists can never handle it.
They are too weak.
The lab coats have studied it and confirmed in their peer review.
But ducks who fly high above it all are never agitated by such poisons.
The lab coats remain perpetually bewildered by this .......
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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Sep 21, 2013 - 01:58am PT
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Supposedly Amanita destroys your liver in short order. Very bad stuff.
Amanita is a big genus and there are some amanitas that are not poisonous and are in fact sought out as delicious. There are several amanitas that are deadly and waste the liver and kidneys. Amanita Muscaria is the fabled Santa mushroom that is found in the myths and legends and artwork of several cultures around the world. These will get you high. They are mildly toxic but they can easily confused with the deadly ones. Know your sheeit. Muscarias are abundant in the Meadows. So are the deadly ones.
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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Sep 21, 2013 - 03:11am PT
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I used to work with a guy from Chicago that told me a story of him and two of his buddies that got into some Jimsonweed back in the day. They didn't know what they were doing. One died, another was institutionalized for two years and that he himself was in the nut house for several months. I asked him what it was like. He said it was like PCP flashback on acid. All the time. Not for the timid.
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Elcapinyoazz
Social climber
Joshua Tree
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Sep 21, 2013 - 11:26am PT
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Please no milk-eye of the jap-eye shots, I beg you.
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