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Dr.Sprock
Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
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67 Buick Skylark, green, 4 door, bench seat, rolling along Hwy 210 east of Tracy, which is as close to the ghetto as your gonna get, both drunk, hops on top while i was driving, trying to see the road but it wasn't easy, kid was asleep in the back seat, on the way to a Fabulous Thunderbirds concert at the Keystone Palo Alto, dangerous, illegal, immoral, sick, twisted, child endangerment, a real night to remember, don't try this in a honda civic, Buick used to belong to a stripper at the Brass Rail, Sunnyvale,
John Lee Hooker showed up at the show, sat in, pissed himself and tried to kiss my girl as she leaned away, so we were not the only ones sh#t faced that night which made us feel better about the sins we had committed on the way in,
then there was the elevator in old sac over the hogshead brewpub, then the bathroom at fanny anns,
don't ask about the farmers market vegetables on the I-5 north of 12 mile road, girl did not like long, straight, flat roads with no trees or rocks, made her nervous, uptight, anxious,
somewhere out there is a flock of dead crows and some half eaten Italian squash, bananas, cucumbers, zucchini, corn on the cob,
that high fiber road trip cost me a fortune,
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Kenygl
Trad climber
Salt Lake City
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I don't want to talk about it.
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Capt.
climber
some eastside hovel
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My first ever was in a graveyard.Is that "ghetto" or just "graveyard" ??
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Dr. Christ
Mountain climber
State of Mine
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The women's shower in Hueco was way cleaner than the showers at Miguel's. I prefer ladies coming in to piss during sex than loogies stuck to the shower walls.
Having a van with good curtains turns any parking lot into a romantic getaway.
First ever was under an overpass on I-15, smack dab in the middle of Salt Lake City mid-afternoon.
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patrick compton
Trad climber
van
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 4, 2013 - 10:45am PT
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Also a republican.
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patrick compton
Trad climber
van
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 4, 2013 - 12:59pm PT
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[quoteQuoteThis one time I was just walking along minding my business when
Jeremy's mom pulled up in her geo metro and made me do things I wouldn't do to farm animals high on bath salts and pcp.
She made me eat the pudding [/quote]
They don't call him the king of mud slog cracks for nothing. With a mom like that, 30' runnouts on 20 year old pins is a good time!
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Pate
Trad climber
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how old is the OP on this thread, like 14?
nail a prostitute in an alley. everyone knows that is the lowest form of copulation.
it's why your mom is so ghetto.
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patrick compton
Trad climber
van
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 4, 2013 - 03:37pm PT
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Good point Locker cuz everyone knows good (nice) guys don't get laid!
I wasn't willing to play the drunken whos ending up with who at 2am game every weekend night to get laid... cuts too much into climbing
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TheTye
Trad climber
Sacramento CA
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Well does a 15min session in the red light district of Amsterdam count? If so, then that may be part of a 5way tie for my most ghetto bang
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healyje
Trad climber
Portland, Oregon
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Next to the car in the parking lot at Dylan's '76 Fort Collins 'Hard Rain' concert, though I have to say I don't recall anything feeling remotely 'ghetto' about it at the time.
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can't say
Social climber
Pasadena CA
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Under the kitchen table at a party, while the party raged around us, circa 1975.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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The best stories can never be told!!
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middle joe
Trad climber
OC
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The best stories can never be told!!
Ditto..
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NutAgain!
Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
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This thread reminds me of my first year of college, when "purity tests" were popular. Have you done it in a train, in a car, in a plane... like Dr Seuss for young adults.
Maybe I'm just all sour grapes 'cuz I never did it in a car. Yet.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Never?
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couchmaster
climber
pdx
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"Well does a 15min session in the red light district of Amsterdam count? "
No, we use to call that "Saturday".
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NutAgain!
Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
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Sorry Jaybro, no cars for me. I didn't get any action at an age when I worried about getting caught by parents, I was never into the bar scene, and I've never lived out of a car or been on an extended road trip.
But check this out, le_bruce was totally crying in fear on Higher Cathedral Spire, and this is what I made him do so I'd haul him up to the top:
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frank wyman
Mountain climber
montana
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NutAgain!... Now thats funny...
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The Wedge
Boulder climber
Santa Rosa & Bishop, CA
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In high school on the hood and in the passager seat of the Pontiac Fiero. Good thing she was not a big girl. Also the mile high club in the bathroom.
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