What's the most ghetto way you've gotten laid?

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The Larry

climber

Moab, UT

Aug 2, 2013 - 11:03pm PT

I can't remember. I was high on crack.

climbski2

Mountain climber

Anchorage AK, Reno NV

Aug 2, 2013 - 11:13pm PT

Donini

three days at the Ahwahnee.

Okay man if that's "ghetto" I don't even want to ask...

Bruce Morris

Social climber

Belmont, California

Aug 3, 2013 - 01:55pm PT

Under the stage at the old Avalon Ballroom in SF while Steve Miller was playing "Buy Me a Mercury". I could hear Steve's boot tapping out the time and used the beat as a sort of metronome. Worked out well, but kinda messy.

donini

Trad climber

Ouray, Colorado

Aug 3, 2013 - 01:59pm PT

Yo the Ahwahnee is a ghetto.....it's where a small minority (the one percenters) live when they are in Yosemite Valley.

Wayno

Big Wall climber

Seattle, WA

Aug 3, 2013 - 02:04pm PT

I got all Barnacle Bill till the cows came home.

apogee

climber

Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy

Aug 3, 2013 - 02:14pm PT

Mile High club, somewhere over the midwest. The idea of it sounded kinda sexy-glamorous, but actually doing it in that tiny, well-used place felt pretty ghetto. Probably wouldn't do it again.

Magic Ed

Trad climber

Nuevo Leon, Mexico

Aug 3, 2013 - 02:34pm PT

I was relaxing in the hot tub of a health club when a beautiful woman drifted over and started asking about my tattoo..

Half an hour later we were in her tiny apartment drinking wine and...

Reilly

Mountain climber

The Other Monrovia- CA

Aug 3, 2013 - 02:38pm PT

Ed, that's 'ghetto'? No, that's like the OC.
'Ghetto' is when you really shouldn't even be able to get it up.

Handjam Belay

Gym climber

expat from the truth

Aug 3, 2013 - 02:57pm PT

I was 25 and got stone cold out of the blue dumped in El Cap meadow, by my GF and fiance of 4 yrs.

My friend Brandon lived in Park housing, and was nice enough to open the door at 5am and let me stash my haulbag for a day. I had no car.

I soloed the Shortest Straw, came down for a shower met a girl. Next day I climbed (over many days) Scorched Earth. Came down to take a shower, had some beers with same girl. Next day launch and climb Sea of Dreams. Come down and wind up on the log bench below Lower Yosemite Falls.

Such a crazy headspace to be in that whole Summer.

That was 13 years ago!!! Wow. Cool trip in retrospect.

Is any of that ghetto, or did I just blabber?

Edit- topping out Zodiac for my first El Cap topout I shagged on the Summit. My GF had been my parnter on the climb. Total novelty have never replicated the event. Dirty Climbers. Also afternoon delight on the ledge below Heart on a busy day of multi parties hauling past...both dirty, not worth it.

Paul Brennan

Trad climber

Ireland

Aug 3, 2013 - 03:11pm PT

I soloed the Shortest Straw, came down for a shower met a girl. Next day I climbed (over many days) Scorched Earth. Came down to take a shower, had some beers with same girl. Next day launch and climb Sea of Dreams. Come down and wind up on the log bench below Lower Yosemite Falls.

Proud. I don't know you, but you're my new hero.

dee ee

Mountain climber

citizen of planet Earth

Aug 3, 2013 - 07:47pm PT

This is as close as I come.

In a multi window VW van in the Suicide parking lot late in the afternoon waiting for our friends to appear.

Appear they did, maybe a might early.

Or, Tenaya Lake beach, OK whatevs.

climber

Aug 3, 2013 - 09:12pm PT

Dunno if 'ghetto' applies to many of the above.

However, during a 'group' climbing trip when I first started climbing, four of us stayed at the trailhead (no pun intended) in this big ass tent. My slumber was interupted by a woman getting down on me while her husband slept on her otherside. It was terrifying. What was I to do, wake everyone else up yelling, "Stop!"?

GDavis

Social climber

SOL CAL

Aug 3, 2013 - 11:18pm PT