What's the most ghetto way you've gotten laid?

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patrick compton

Trad climber
van
Topic Author's Original Post - Aug 2, 2013 - 08:36am PT
We were in a parking lot behind a dumpster in an early 80s Buick when a cop pulls up beside. He didn't even get out of the car, just rolls down the window and asks the girl if she is alright. Considering she was on top at the time, it seemed obvious. Then he drove off.
Reeotch

Trad climber
4 Corners Area
Aug 2, 2013 - 08:49am PT
Seriously?

You don't even want to go there . . .
Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
Aug 2, 2013 - 09:23am PT
i got a girl pregnant in
one of those mobile dressing rooms
at rei.

that girl became my wife
and the baby known as annapurna.

patrick compton

Trad climber
van
Topic Author's Reply - Aug 2, 2013 - 09:33am PT
Nice! No customer dis-satisfaction return policy needed.
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
Aug 2, 2013 - 09:38am PT
Ho.... MAN!!!!!!

(lol tee hee)

DMT
justthemaid

climber
Jim Henson's Basement
Aug 2, 2013 - 09:43am PT
This could get ugly...


Edit to add.. I guess you can't return everything to REI ;)
patrick compton

Trad climber
van
Topic Author's Reply - Aug 2, 2013 - 05:27pm PT
Wow, nothing? For trads, you guys sure are scared.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Aug 2, 2013 - 05:41pm PT
I seriously doubt that someone from Vancouver has any idea what 'ghetto' is, despite his avatar nom-de-spew.
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Aug 2, 2013 - 05:44pm PT
No way.
Ward Trotter

Trad climber
Aug 2, 2013 - 05:46pm PT
And just when we were beginning to make a little ...head way at eliminating , for good, the mere mention of REI on this forum.
goatboy smellz

climber
Nederland-GulfBreeze
Aug 2, 2013 - 05:46pm PT
In the ghetto, when I lived in Brooklyn.
kev

climber
A pile of dirt.
Aug 2, 2013 - 05:54pm PT
I once dated a girl who loved to play a game she called
"Stranger in the Alley"

patrick compton

Trad climber
van
Topic Author's Reply - Aug 2, 2013 - 05:57pm PT
... oh do tell!
Prod

Trad climber
Aug 2, 2013 - 05:58pm PT
I like to call it "Here comes the ether bunny" sounds cheerful that way...

Prod.
zBrown

Ice climber
Brujo de La Playa
Aug 2, 2013 - 06:01pm PT


Cragar

Trad climber
MSLA - MT
Aug 2, 2013 - 06:05pm PT
At a trade show in Reno(early 90's, the one Doug Peacock swilled/spoke at)..top of the stairway of the hotel/casino, the door to the roof was locked. WE said fuk it, lets do this! The roof woulda been hella cooler!
Taco sidenote, same night I was downstairs at a poker or blackjack table where I happened to be sitting next to the Fish, he wouldn't stop using both hands to hold his cards. This was pissing off the dealer, I think the pitboss swung by to handle it?? Anyway, funny as sh#t. I don't know him but could tell he was quite the character or smartass or..!!
Reeotch

Trad climber
4 Corners Area
Aug 2, 2013 - 06:17pm PT
Prod, the "ether bunny"????


Crrreeeepy . . .
Prod

Trad climber
Aug 2, 2013 - 09:27pm PT

Aug 2, 2013 - 03:17pm PT
Prod, the "ether bunny"????


Crrreeeepy . . .

I know that guy is freeeeeky!

Prod.
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Aug 2, 2013 - 09:36pm PT
Twas about twenty years ago, I was between marriages and an old gf, who had made some money, hosted me for three days at the Ahwahnee.
Anastasia

climber
Home
Aug 2, 2013 - 09:41pm PT
Oh wow... All I am going to say is I was twenty with my first boyfriend and yes... That craziness of being introduced to sexuality and all that includes, especially being young without a proper place of our own. My poor roommate.
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