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Norwegian
Trad climber
the tip of god's middle finger
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i usually get hungry after sex.
the act displaces some of my substance,
so afterwards i pull out
a relic chair, put it by the fire in the parlor
and have a lite beer and some biscotti;
you know, refill the void within.
or if the wind blows contrary-to-mary,
i'll sit a-zen like on the juliet
and shakeout some dreamspeare sonnets.
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Norwegian
Trad climber
the tip of god's middle finger
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or howbout this:
sex
is a 400' stride
winning its author progress
along infinite vectors,
all pointing outwards;
perpendicular
to the nucleus of time.
religion
is one stutter step backwards
gaining the idiot dirt
in teeth as his
low cast glance upon
his unseeing face
smacks into the earth
in search for heavenly horizons.
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Spider Savage
Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
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I believe I will go get something to eat. Bacon?
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couchmaster
climber
pdx
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Unsupportable assertions? Didn't we already discuss Climate Change?
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hillrat
Trad climber
reno, nv
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Why? Why not? Because.
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frank wyman
Mountain climber
montana
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I'm so paranoid that I have a rear-view mirror on my Stationary bike....
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G Zeus
Trad climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - May 2, 2013 - 09:48am PT
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There is a god atop Mt Everest who demands pujas or yer gonna die!
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nature
climber
Boulder, CO
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that's actually true....
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Anxious Melancholy
Mountain climber
Between the Depths of Despair & Heights of Folly
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Never pet a burning dog
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DanaB
climber
CT
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That's funny. There's a crop duster, dusting where there ain't any crops.
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climbski2
Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
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There are only two ways to drive washboarded dirt roads. The wrong way,very slow.. or the right way, VERY FAST
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MisterE
Social climber
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the one true God...
and some sushi and cloudy sake, then something tantric please.
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DanaB
climber
CT
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In my country, a person like that . . . we make him walk off cliff.
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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speak truth to power
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climbski2
Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
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Tarbuster speak truth to power
Power to the people!
Day late and a dollar short.
Seriously.. look at the date.
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DanaB
climber
CT
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Alex, I'll take "When was the last time you scratched your private area? for $800."
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Some Random Guy
climber
Under a Little Pink Umbrella
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i can have sex right now!
snow peas and grilled cheese samwitches.
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Anxious Melancholy
Mountain climber
Between the Depths of Despair & Heights of Folly
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Look, a distraction!
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Anxious Melancholy
Mountain climber
Between the Depths of Despair & Heights of Folly
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"Forgive me my nonsense, as I also forgive the nonsense of those that think they talk sense."
Robert Frost
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G Zeus
Trad climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Jun 15, 2013 - 06:51pm PT
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Dogma alert! Televisions are evil. Destroy yours now. You'll read more, do more, live more, have more time to cook good food with your friends and loved ones. More and better sex will result. I promise. A wall hammer right in the middle of the screen should do the trick.
Been gone awhile. 4 day Festival near Snowflake, Arizona. The sex and sandwiches were excellent. Climbed at Green Slabs near Tucson. This weekend will be in the shadow of Roden Crater on the banks of the Little Colorado with a bunch of freaks making a fire performance video. Maybe Paradise Forks thrown in - fingers crossed. I'm taking gear, just in case.
Recently read the Ramayana, Rendezvous With Rama, Roadmarks, Colour Out of Space and Call of Cthulhu, Tarzan of the Apes, and Barron's simplified approach to Emerson and Transcendentalism. Yay, thrift stores! Rereading Deep Survival cuz I don't wanna die!
Fascinating. Unsupportable assertion thrown in gratis.
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