Dogma and unsupportable assertions vs. sex & what's to eat?

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Norwegian

Trad climber
the tip of god's middle finger
May 2, 2013 - 07:43am PT
i usually get hungry after sex.
the act displaces some of my substance,

so afterwards i pull out
a relic chair, put it by the fire in the parlor
and have a lite beer and some biscotti;
you know, refill the void within.

or if the wind blows contrary-to-mary,
i'll sit a-zen like on the juliet
and shakeout some dreamspeare sonnets.
Norwegian

Trad climber
the tip of god's middle finger
May 2, 2013 - 07:50am PT
or howbout this:

sex
is a 400' stride
winning its author progress
along infinite vectors,
all pointing outwards;
perpendicular
to the nucleus of time.

religion
is one stutter step backwards
gaining the idiot dirt
in teeth as his
low cast glance upon
his unseeing face
smacks into the earth
in search for heavenly horizons.
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
May 2, 2013 - 08:58am PT
I believe I will go get something to eat. Bacon?
couchmaster

climber
pdx
May 2, 2013 - 09:05am PT
Unsupportable assertions? Didn't we already discuss Climate Change?
hillrat

Trad climber
reno, nv
May 2, 2013 - 09:08am PT
Why? Why not? Because.
frank wyman

Mountain climber
montana
May 2, 2013 - 09:21am PT
I'm so paranoid that I have a rear-view mirror on my Stationary bike....
G Zeus

Trad climber
Tucson, AZ
Topic Author's Reply - May 2, 2013 - 09:48am PT
There is a god atop Mt Everest who demands pujas or yer gonna die!
nature

climber
Boulder, CO
May 2, 2013 - 09:54am PT
that's actually true....
Anxious Melancholy

Mountain climber
Between the Depths of Despair & Heights of Folly
May 2, 2013 - 06:54pm PT
Never pet a burning dog
DanaB

climber
CT
May 2, 2013 - 09:09pm PT
That's funny. There's a crop duster, dusting where there ain't any crops.
climbski2

Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
May 2, 2013 - 09:39pm PT
There are only two ways to drive washboarded dirt roads. The wrong way,very slow.. or the right way, VERY FAST
MisterE

Social climber
May 2, 2013 - 09:44pm PT
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the one true God...

and some sushi and cloudy sake, then something tantric please.
DanaB

climber
CT
May 2, 2013 - 10:02pm PT
In my country, a person like that . . . we make him walk off cliff.
Tarbuster

climber
right here, right now
May 2, 2013 - 10:28pm PT
speak truth to power
climbski2

Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
May 2, 2013 - 10:40pm PT
Tarbuster
speak truth to power

Power to the people!

Day late and a dollar short.

Seriously.. look at the date.
DanaB

climber
CT
May 2, 2013 - 10:49pm PT
Alex, I'll take "When was the last time you scratched your private area? for $800."
Some Random Guy

climber
Under a Little Pink Umbrella
May 3, 2013 - 12:26am PT
i can have sex right now!

snow peas and grilled cheese samwitches.
Anxious Melancholy

Mountain climber
Between the Depths of Despair & Heights of Folly
May 3, 2013 - 12:31am PT
Look, a distraction!
Anxious Melancholy

Mountain climber
Between the Depths of Despair & Heights of Folly
May 3, 2013 - 03:00pm PT
"Forgive me my nonsense, as I also forgive the nonsense of those that think they talk sense."
Robert Frost
G Zeus

Trad climber
Tucson, AZ
Topic Author's Reply - Jun 15, 2013 - 06:51pm PT
Dogma alert! Televisions are evil. Destroy yours now. You'll read more, do more, live more, have more time to cook good food with your friends and loved ones. More and better sex will result. I promise. A wall hammer right in the middle of the screen should do the trick.

Been gone awhile. 4 day Festival near Snowflake, Arizona. The sex and sandwiches were excellent. Climbed at Green Slabs near Tucson. This weekend will be in the shadow of Roden Crater on the banks of the Little Colorado with a bunch of freaks making a fire performance video. Maybe Paradise Forks thrown in - fingers crossed. I'm taking gear, just in case.

Recently read the Ramayana, Rendezvous With Rama, Roadmarks, Colour Out of Space and Call of Cthulhu, Tarzan of the Apes, and Barron's simplified approach to Emerson and Transcendentalism. Yay, thrift stores! Rereading Deep Survival cuz I don't wanna die!

Fascinating. Unsupportable assertion thrown in gratis.

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