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G Zeus

Trad climber
Tucson, AZ
Topic Author's Original Post - May 1, 2013 - 06:11pm PT
Come make your definitive statement about anything. Axiomatic truth, circular reasoning, divine revelation, bald-faced lies -- they're all welcome here. Feel free to go on endlessly about all things safely beyond the danger of provability.

Here's a fun one. There is a god. That's it. No ontological, teleological, etceteralogical arguments from me. No Sir.

Why this thread? Because we're not all self-actualized. Some just want to know when can we have sex and what's to eat?
Psilocyborg

climber
May 1, 2013 - 06:13pm PT
I am god
4real

climber
May 1, 2013 - 06:14pm PT
Here is the perfect way to drive one other thread off the page. Offer a wildly popular substitute for blandness. Mention sex, food and unsupportable opinion.

Needs flavor.

Try tatas.
G Zeus

Trad climber
Tucson, AZ
Topic Author's Reply - May 1, 2013 - 06:23pm PT
Pikachu could totally kick Wolverine's ass.

See. It's fun. They don't even have to be based in reality.
Cragman

Trad climber
June Lake, California....via the Damascus Road
May 1, 2013 - 06:24pm PT
George, is that you?
Evel

Trad climber
Nedsterdam CO
May 1, 2013 - 07:20pm PT
I was recently informed that people in St. Louis discuss what they're going to have for supper while eating breakfast.
Cragman

Trad climber
June Lake, California....via the Damascus Road
May 1, 2013 - 07:21pm PT
^The previous day, Evel.
Evel

Trad climber
Nedsterdam CO
May 1, 2013 - 07:22pm PT
Right. Sorry about that.
Cragman

Trad climber
June Lake, California....via the Damascus Road
May 1, 2013 - 07:23pm PT
While they pour Pepsi on their shredded wheat.
happiegrrrl

Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
May 1, 2013 - 07:27pm PT
It is f'ing SNOWING.

I spend the winter in Joshua Tree specifically to AVOID snow. And yet here I am, on my way back east at a time one could reasonably assume the snow season would be over. And it's snowing.

Cold, wet, miserable snow.
T Hocking

Trad climber
Redding, Ca
May 1, 2013 - 07:30pm PT
Anybody here ever climb with Oliver Moon other than me?
G Zeus

Trad climber
Tucson, AZ
Topic Author's Reply - May 1, 2013 - 07:32pm PT
It is impossible to really know if it is snowing.
climbski2

Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
May 1, 2013 - 07:36pm PT
Sh#t happens quick.
happiegrrrl

Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
May 1, 2013 - 07:37pm PT
What is the sound of one hex clacking?
Ward Trotter

Trad climber
May 1, 2013 - 07:53pm PT
The Serpo Exchange

http://serpo.org/intro.php

http://ufo.whipnet.org/alien.races/project.serpo/serpo.credible.html
http://www.amazon.com/Secret-Journey-Planet-Serpo-Interplanetary/dp/1591431468/ctoc


Project SERPO is the alleged exchange program between astronaut-trained American military personnel and friendly visitors from a planet in the Zeta Reticuli star system in the 1960s and 70s. The beginnings of the program reportedly originated after the crash of extraterrestrial crafts in New Mexico in 1947. The follow-up efforts are alleged to have continued into the 1950s and led to a joint-service team of 12 specially-trained U.S. military personnel going with the visitors, aboard one of their advanced spacecraft, to their home planet for a 10-year stay, and returning to Earth in the late 1970s.

Entertaining, Eben if you don't believe.
Hahahaha (laughter in an echo chamber)

Two of the aliens , called Ebens , would stay on Planet Earth........
The Call Of K2 Lou

climber
Squamish
May 1, 2013 - 08:36pm PT
Serpo? I guess 'Close Encounters of the Third Kind' was already taken.
hossjulia

Trad climber
Where the Hoback and the mighty Snake River meet
May 1, 2013 - 09:07pm PT
woke up to a couple of inches of blower. Had to work though. I'm off manana, can I hope it will do it again so I can blast up to the pass and get in some turns?
I was so groggy when I woke up, but just seeing that fluffy white stuff put a smile on my face and a spring in my step. Don't know why but makes me feel like a kid. Bout 10% H2O. It was gone by the time I got home.

Lunch is the highlight of my day. I'm always hungry. Today was a killer Greek chicken salad from The Aspens Market. Had it for dinner too.

Thought the sex drive was gone, then I got fit again. JHC I'm .......


If a cowbell falls from a rack and there is no one to hear it, does it make a sound?


and in other irrelevant news, had to ice my hands and forearms immedimente after work today. 6.5 hours of scrubbing, wiping and vacuuming left my hands and forearms so exhausted they quit working. My right forearm still feels pumped and my right hand is little more than a claw.
Would never have thought of it if not for a thread somewhere among the millions here. Thanks guys, I think it worked, at least I don't have the screaming barfies I was near to.
MisterE

Social climber
May 1, 2013 - 09:28pm PT
Divide and conquer: the real intent of the two party system of government.



McHale's Navy

Trad climber
Panorama City, California & living in Seattle
May 1, 2013 - 09:29pm PT
What happened to the Donkey Dick thread? It must have gotten out of hand.
Ward Trotter

Trad climber
May 1, 2013 - 09:41pm PT
An Eben, from Zeta Reticulli , 38 light years away.
An Eben, from Zeta Reticulli , 38 light years away.
Credit: Ward Trotter
Michelle

Social climber
1187 Hunterwasser
May 1, 2013 - 09:43pm PT
The Giants will sweep the Dodgers this weekend.
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
May 1, 2013 - 10:44pm PT
The world will die at 11:63 AM, Oneteenth of Marchtember, 2345 AD.
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
May 2, 2013 - 12:04am PT
Sustainability.
G Zeus

Trad climber
Tucson, AZ
Topic Author's Reply - May 2, 2013 - 12:27am PT
Sleep isn't really necessary. It's a government plot.
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
May 2, 2013 - 01:30am PT
You're a government plot.
Norwegian

Trad climber
the tip of god's middle finger
May 2, 2013 - 04:43am PT
i usually get hungry after sex.
the act displaces some of my substance,

so afterwards i pull out
a relic chair, put it by the fire in the parlor
and have a lite beer and some biscotti;
you know, refill the void within.

or if the wind blows contrary-to-mary,
i'll sit a-zen like on the juliet
and shakeout some dreamspeare sonnets.
Norwegian

Trad climber
the tip of god's middle finger
May 2, 2013 - 04:50am PT
or howbout this:

sex
is a 400' stride
winning its author progress
along infinite vectors,
all pointing outwards;
perpendicular
to the nucleus of time.

religion
is one stutter step backwards
gaining the idiot dirt
in teeth as his
low cast glance upon
his unseeing face
smacks into the earth
in search for heavenly horizons.
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
May 2, 2013 - 05:58am PT
I believe I will go get something to eat. Bacon?
couchmaster

climber
pdx
May 2, 2013 - 06:05am PT
Unsupportable assertions? Didn't we already discuss Climate Change?
hillrat

Trad climber
reno, nv
May 2, 2013 - 06:08am PT
Why? Why not? Because.
frank wyman

Mountain climber
montana
May 2, 2013 - 06:21am PT
I'm so paranoid that I have a rear-view mirror on my Stationary bike....
G Zeus

Trad climber
Tucson, AZ
Topic Author's Reply - May 2, 2013 - 06:48am PT
There is a god atop Mt Everest who demands pujas or yer gonna die!
nature

climber
Boulder, CO
May 2, 2013 - 06:54am PT
that's actually true....
Anxious Melancholy

Mountain climber
Between the Depths of Despair & Heights of Folly
May 2, 2013 - 03:54pm PT
Never pet a burning dog
DanaB

climber
CT
May 2, 2013 - 06:09pm PT
That's funny. There's a crop duster, dusting where there ain't any crops.
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Peavine Basecamp
May 2, 2013 - 06:31pm PT
That's funny. There's a crop duster, dusting where there ain't any crops.

I just got crop dusted. Horrible.
climbski2

Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
May 2, 2013 - 06:39pm PT
There are only two ways to drive washboarded dirt roads. The wrong way,very slow.. or the right way, VERY FAST
MisterE

Social climber
May 2, 2013 - 06:44pm PT
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the one true God...

and some sushi and cloudy sake, then something tantric please.
DanaB

climber
CT
May 2, 2013 - 07:02pm PT
In my country, a person like that . . . we make him walk off cliff.
Tarbuster

climber
right here, right now
May 2, 2013 - 07:28pm PT
speak truth to power
climbski2

Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
May 2, 2013 - 07:40pm PT
Tarbuster
speak truth to power

Power to the people!

Day late and a dollar short.

Seriously.. look at the date.
DanaB

climber
CT
May 2, 2013 - 07:49pm PT
Alex, I'll take "When was the last time you scratched your private area? for $800."
Some Random Guy

climber
Under a Little Pink Umbrella
May 2, 2013 - 09:26pm PT
i can have sex right now!

snow peas and grilled cheese samwitches.
Anxious Melancholy

Mountain climber
Between the Depths of Despair & Heights of Folly
May 2, 2013 - 09:31pm PT
Look, a distraction!
Anxious Melancholy

Mountain climber
Between the Depths of Despair & Heights of Folly
May 3, 2013 - 12:00pm PT
"Forgive me my nonsense, as I also forgive the nonsense of those that think they talk sense."
Robert Frost
G Zeus

Trad climber
Tucson, AZ
Topic Author's Reply - Jun 15, 2013 - 03:51pm PT
Dogma alert! Televisions are evil. Destroy yours now. You'll read more, do more, live more, have more time to cook good food with your friends and loved ones. More and better sex will result. I promise. A wall hammer right in the middle of the screen should do the trick.

Been gone awhile. 4 day Festival near Snowflake, Arizona. The sex and sandwiches were excellent. Climbed at Green Slabs near Tucson. This weekend will be in the shadow of Roden Crater on the banks of the Little Colorado with a bunch of freaks making a fire performance video. Maybe Paradise Forks thrown in - fingers crossed. I'm taking gear, just in case.

Recently read the Ramayana, Rendezvous With Rama, Roadmarks, Colour Out of Space and Call of Cthulhu, Tarzan of the Apes, and Barron's simplified approach to Emerson and Transcendentalism. Yay, thrift stores! Rereading Deep Survival cuz I don't wanna die!

Fascinating. Unsupportable assertion thrown in gratis.

Peter Haan

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, CA
Jun 15, 2013 - 04:29pm PT
Credit: Peter Haan
Anastasia

climber
Home
Jun 15, 2013 - 05:05pm PT
Dogma IS a reflection of fear.
rSin

Trad climber
calif
Jun 15, 2013 - 05:09pm PT
wouldnt that make a convinced jury look like children?
G Zeus

Trad climber
Tucson, AZ
Topic Author's Reply - Jun 15, 2013 - 05:11pm PT
Why would you read simplified versions of Emerson and Transcendentalism?

Same reason I would take a course in any subject. I don't want to reinvent the wheel. And it was there.

DanaB

climber
CT
Jun 15, 2013 - 05:27pm PT
If you don't know what it is, don't touch it.
If you know what it is, you don't need to touch it.
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Jun 15, 2013 - 08:24pm PT
i can have sex right now!

snow peas and grilled cheese samwitches.

OK, got me. I've been cackling at this image for 7 minutes.
pud

climber
Sportbikeville & Yucca brevifolia
Jun 15, 2013 - 08:51pm PT
contentment = wealth
DanaB

climber
CT
Jun 16, 2013 - 12:34pm PT
Screaming Jay Hawkins had 75 children.
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
Jun 16, 2013 - 12:44pm PT
The wilderness is my church and the square root of negative one is not imaginary.

Soon and rice krispies.

DMT
Sierra Ledge Rat

Mountain climber
Old and Broken Down in Appalachia
Jun 16, 2013 - 01:21pm PT
I AM A GOD

But the chicks keep telling me that I am dyslexic

contentment = wealth


Who ever said, "Money can't buy happiness" -- never had money.

Moo shoo pork
rSin

Trad climber
calif
Jun 16, 2013 - 01:28pm PT
rather confined definition of wealth wouldnt you say?
G Zeus

Trad climber
Tucson, AZ
Topic Author's Reply - Jun 19, 2013 - 10:36pm PT
What's to eat?

donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Jun 20, 2013 - 06:28am PT
Old Pennsylvania Dutch saying....."lovin don't last, cookin do."
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Jun 20, 2013 - 07:07am PT
John Denver was born in Rozwell New Mexico

Back to Screaming Jay Hawkins;
His most requested song in concert was constipation blues
Yet
I bet the song of his that the most people are familiar with is 'Put spell on You'
G Zeus

Trad climber
Tucson, AZ
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 18, 2013 - 08:56pm PT
1968
I'm 2 years old for a while
Fleetwood Mac released Carousel Ballroom
Black Widow retired from superhero-ing, Hercules returned to Olympus, Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch rejoined Magneto's evil brotherhood, and Captain America choose a personal life over crime-fighting. It's was a dark day for The Avengers.

2013
older
hear a decade of music in an evening
read two years of heroics in a day
time keeps serving up an ever-growing banquet
it's impossible to keep up
good problems
even if my knees ache

And risotto with black beans and corn, pale ale, cumin, red chili, pepper jack cheese melted on top. Serve with bloody mary till recumbent.

High Fructose Corn Spirit

Gym climber
Potemkin Village
Jul 18, 2013 - 09:00pm PT
Thought-provoking thread.




"Surprise me."
gonzo chemist

climber
Fort Collins, CO
Jul 18, 2013 - 09:58pm PT
The greatest lesson I've learned in life:


There is no free lunch; whatever choice you make will carry a price and bring a benefit.
FRUMY

Trad climber
SHERMAN OAKS,CA
Jul 18, 2013 - 10:59pm PT
Let go of envy.
Da_Dweeb

climber
Jul 18, 2013 - 11:17pm PT
G Zeus

Trad climber
Tucson, AZ
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 16, 2014 - 08:12pm PT
It's been months since I was here because I was held captive by the evil robotic pig genius, Professor CyPork. He tried to force me to reveal what I know about the Giant Robot Defense Network. I gave him nothing. Fellow defenders of Earth against mechanical machinations can sleep well tonight, knowing your identities are still safe from our porcine persecutor.
MH2

climber
Mar 16, 2014 - 08:25pm PT
I don't need you because I have this gizmo to give me random electric shocks.
BLUEBLOCR

Social climber
joshua tree
Mar 16, 2014 - 08:58pm PT
Some cartoon pics might make it more electrifying
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