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G Zeus
Trad climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Original Post - May 1, 2013 - 09:11pm PT
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Come make your definitive statement about anything. Axiomatic truth, circular reasoning, divine revelation, bald-faced lies -- they're all welcome here. Feel free to go on endlessly about all things safely beyond the danger of provability.
Here's a fun one. There is a god. That's it. No ontological, teleological, etceteralogical arguments from me. No Sir.
Why this thread? Because we're not all self-actualized. Some just want to know when can we have sex and what's to eat?
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G Zeus
Trad climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - May 1, 2013 - 09:23pm PT
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Pikachu could totally kick Wolverine's ass.
See. It's fun. They don't even have to be based in reality.
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Evel
Trad climber
Nedsterdam CO
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I was recently informed that people in St. Louis discuss what they're going to have for supper while eating breakfast.
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Evel
Trad climber
Nedsterdam CO
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Right. Sorry about that.
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
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It is f'ing SNOWING.
I spend the winter in Joshua Tree specifically to AVOID snow. And yet here I am, on my way back east at a time one could reasonably assume the snow season would be over. And it's snowing.
Cold, wet, miserable snow.
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G Zeus
Trad climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - May 1, 2013 - 10:32pm PT
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It is impossible to really know if it is snowing.
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climbski2
Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
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Sh#t happens quick.
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
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What is the sound of one hex clacking?
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Ward Trotter
Trad climber
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The Serpo Exchange
http://serpo.org/intro.php
http://ufo.whipnet.org/alien.races/project.serpo/serpo.credible.html
http://www.amazon.com/Secret-Journey-Planet-Serpo-Interplanetary/dp/1591431468/ctoc
Project SERPO is the alleged exchange program between astronaut-trained American military personnel and friendly visitors from a planet in the Zeta Reticuli star system in the 1960s and 70s. The beginnings of the program reportedly originated after the crash of extraterrestrial crafts in New Mexico in 1947. The follow-up efforts are alleged to have continued into the 1950s and led to a joint-service team of 12 specially-trained U.S. military personnel going with the visitors, aboard one of their advanced spacecraft, to their home planet for a 10-year stay, and returning to Earth in the late 1970s.
Entertaining, Eben if you don't believe.
Hahahaha (laughter in an echo chamber)
Two of the aliens , called Ebens , would stay on Planet Earth........
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The Call Of K2 Lou
climber
Squamish
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Serpo? I guess 'Close Encounters of the Third Kind' was already taken.
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hossjulia
Trad climber
Where the Hoback and the mighty Snake River meet
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woke up to a couple of inches of blower. Had to work though. I'm off manana, can I hope it will do it again so I can blast up to the pass and get in some turns?
I was so groggy when I woke up, but just seeing that fluffy white stuff put a smile on my face and a spring in my step. Don't know why but makes me feel like a kid. Bout 10% H2O. It was gone by the time I got home.
Lunch is the highlight of my day. I'm always hungry. Today was a killer Greek chicken salad from The Aspens Market. Had it for dinner too.
Thought the sex drive was gone, then I got fit again. JHC I'm .......
If a cowbell falls from a rack and there is no one to hear it, does it make a sound?
and in other irrelevant news, had to ice my hands and forearms immedimente after work today. 6.5 hours of scrubbing, wiping and vacuuming left my hands and forearms so exhausted they quit working. My right forearm still feels pumped and my right hand is little more than a claw.
Would never have thought of it if not for a thread somewhere among the millions here. Thanks guys, I think it worked, at least I don't have the screaming barfies I was near to.
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MisterE
Social climber
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Divide and conquer: the real intent of the two party system of government.
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McHale's Navy
Trad climber
Panorama City, California & living in Seattle
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What happened to the Donkey Dick thread? It must have gotten out of hand.
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Michelle
Social climber
1187 Hunterwasser
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The Giants will sweep the Dodgers this weekend.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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The world will die at 11:63 AM, Oneteenth of Marchtember, 2345 AD.
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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Sustainability.
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G Zeus
Trad climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - May 2, 2013 - 03:27am PT
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Sleep isn't really necessary. It's a government plot.
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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You're a government plot.
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Norwegian
Trad climber
the tip of god's middle finger
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i usually get hungry after sex.
the act displaces some of my substance,
so afterwards i pull out
a relic chair, put it by the fire in the parlor
and have a lite beer and some biscotti;
you know, refill the void within.
or if the wind blows contrary-to-mary,
i'll sit a-zen like on the juliet
and shakeout some dreamspeare sonnets.
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Norwegian
Trad climber
the tip of god's middle finger
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or howbout this:
sex
is a 400' stride
winning its author progress
along infinite vectors,
all pointing outwards;
perpendicular
to the nucleus of time.
religion
is one stutter step backwards
gaining the idiot dirt
in teeth as his
low cast glance upon
his unseeing face
smacks into the earth
in search for heavenly horizons.
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Spider Savage
Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
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I believe I will go get something to eat. Bacon?
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couchmaster
climber
pdx
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Unsupportable assertions? Didn't we already discuss Climate Change?
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hillrat
Trad climber
reno, nv
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Why? Why not? Because.
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frank wyman
Mountain climber
montana
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I'm so paranoid that I have a rear-view mirror on my Stationary bike....
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G Zeus
Trad climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - May 2, 2013 - 09:48am PT
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There is a god atop Mt Everest who demands pujas or yer gonna die!
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nature
climber
Boulder, CO
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that's actually true....
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Anxious Melancholy
Mountain climber
Between the Depths of Despair & Heights of Folly
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Never pet a burning dog
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DanaB
climber
CT
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That's funny. There's a crop duster, dusting where there ain't any crops.
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climbski2
Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
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There are only two ways to drive washboarded dirt roads. The wrong way,very slow.. or the right way, VERY FAST
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MisterE
Social climber
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the one true God...
and some sushi and cloudy sake, then something tantric please.
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DanaB
climber
CT
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In my country, a person like that . . . we make him walk off cliff.
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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speak truth to power
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climbski2
Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
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Tarbuster speak truth to power
Power to the people!
Day late and a dollar short.
Seriously.. look at the date.
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DanaB
climber
CT
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Alex, I'll take "When was the last time you scratched your private area? for $800."
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Some Random Guy
climber
Under a Little Pink Umbrella
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i can have sex right now!
snow peas and grilled cheese samwitches.
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Anxious Melancholy
Mountain climber
Between the Depths of Despair & Heights of Folly
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Look, a distraction!
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Anxious Melancholy
Mountain climber
Between the Depths of Despair & Heights of Folly
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"Forgive me my nonsense, as I also forgive the nonsense of those that think they talk sense."
Robert Frost
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G Zeus
Trad climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Jun 15, 2013 - 06:51pm PT
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Dogma alert! Televisions are evil. Destroy yours now. You'll read more, do more, live more, have more time to cook good food with your friends and loved ones. More and better sex will result. I promise. A wall hammer right in the middle of the screen should do the trick.
Been gone awhile. 4 day Festival near Snowflake, Arizona. The sex and sandwiches were excellent. Climbed at Green Slabs near Tucson. This weekend will be in the shadow of Roden Crater on the banks of the Little Colorado with a bunch of freaks making a fire performance video. Maybe Paradise Forks thrown in - fingers crossed. I'm taking gear, just in case.
Recently read the Ramayana, Rendezvous With Rama, Roadmarks, Colour Out of Space and Call of Cthulhu, Tarzan of the Apes, and Barron's simplified approach to Emerson and Transcendentalism. Yay, thrift stores! Rereading Deep Survival cuz I don't wanna die!
Fascinating. Unsupportable assertion thrown in gratis.
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Peter Haan
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, CA
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Jun 15, 2013 - 07:29pm PT
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Anastasia
climber
Home
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Jun 15, 2013 - 08:05pm PT
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Dogma IS a reflection of fear.
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G Zeus
Trad climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Jun 15, 2013 - 08:11pm PT
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Why would you read simplified versions of Emerson and Transcendentalism?
Same reason I would take a course in any subject. I don't want to reinvent the wheel. And it was there.
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DanaB
climber
CT
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Jun 15, 2013 - 08:27pm PT
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If you don't know what it is, don't touch it.
If you know what it is, you don't need to touch it.
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bvb
Social climber
flagstaff arizona
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Jun 15, 2013 - 11:24pm PT
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i can have sex right now!
snow peas and grilled cheese samwitches.
OK, got me. I've been cackling at this image for 7 minutes.
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pud
climber
Sportbikeville & Yucca brevifolia
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Jun 15, 2013 - 11:51pm PT
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contentment = wealth
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DanaB
climber
CT
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Jun 16, 2013 - 03:34pm PT
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Screaming Jay Hawkins had 75 children.
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Sierra Ledge Rat
Mountain climber
Old and Broken Down in Appalachia
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Jun 16, 2013 - 04:21pm PT
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I AM A GOD
But the chicks keep telling me that I am dyslexic
contentment = wealth
Who ever said, "Money can't buy happiness" -- never had money.
Moo shoo pork
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donini
Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
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Jun 20, 2013 - 09:28am PT
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Old Pennsylvania Dutch saying....."lovin don't last, cookin do."
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Jun 20, 2013 - 10:07am PT
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John Denver was born in Rozwell New Mexico
Back to Screaming Jay Hawkins;
His most requested song in concert was constipation blues
Yet
I bet the song of his that the most people are familiar with is 'Put spell on You'
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G Zeus
Trad climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 18, 2013 - 11:56pm PT
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1968
I'm 2 years old for a while
Fleetwood Mac released Carousel Ballroom
Black Widow retired from superhero-ing, Hercules returned to Olympus, Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch rejoined Magneto's evil brotherhood, and Captain America choose a personal life over crime-fighting. It's was a dark day for The Avengers.
2013
older
hear a decade of music in an evening
read two years of heroics in a day
time keeps serving up an ever-growing banquet
it's impossible to keep up
good problems
even if my knees ache
And risotto with black beans and corn, pale ale, cumin, red chili, pepper jack cheese melted on top. Serve with bloody mary till recumbent.
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gonzo chemist
climber
Fort Collins, CO
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Jul 19, 2013 - 12:58am PT
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The greatest lesson I've learned in life:
There is no free lunch; whatever choice you make will carry a price and bring a benefit.
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FRUMY
Trad climber
SHERMAN OAKS,CA
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Jul 19, 2013 - 01:59am PT
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Let go of envy.
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G Zeus
Trad climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 16, 2014 - 11:12pm PT
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It's been months since I was here because I was held captive by the evil robotic pig genius, Professor CyPork. He tried to force me to reveal what I know about the Giant Robot Defense Network. I gave him nothing. Fellow defenders of Earth against mechanical machinations can sleep well tonight, knowing your identities are still safe from our porcine persecutor.
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MH2
climber
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Mar 16, 2014 - 11:25pm PT
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I don't need you because I have this gizmo to give me random electric shocks.
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BLUEBLOCR
Social climber
joshua tree
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Mar 16, 2014 - 11:58pm PT
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Some cartoon pics might make it more electrifying
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