I won the irish lottery!! .;$

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Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Apr 7, 2013 - 03:23pm PT
Isn't winning the Irish Lottery just not being an alcoholic?
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Apr 7, 2013 - 03:30pm PT
Un, no, because they only sell the tickets in public houses. So there!
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Apr 7, 2013 - 03:34pm PT
Either way, only 1 out of a few million wins...
10b4me

Ice climber
Happy Boulders
Apr 7, 2013 - 03:38pm PT
if I am so rich, why am I so poor?
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 7, 2013 - 03:51pm PT
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I'm rich in lots of aspects in my life. Money just ain't one of em..
nature

climber
Boulder, CO
Apr 7, 2013 - 04:27pm PT
Glad you know I'm joking. And your gratitude has not been missed.

Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 7, 2013 - 05:28pm PT
;)
Oplopanax

Mountain climber
The Deep Woods
Apr 7, 2013 - 05:32pm PT



FROM: GRIMHELM WORMTONGUE

DUNLAND

Dear sir and/or madame,

Salutations, I am GRIMHELM WORMTONGUE, The son of late Counsellor
Grima Wormtongue of the Kingdom of Rohan.

My father was Chief Counsellor [equivalent to Prime Minister] to late
lamented king Theoden of Rohan. In his position my father altogether
legally and correctly acquired significant assets throughout Rohan in
order to protect the Kingdom from enemy forces within and without.

In the course of lamentable events succeeding, my father was
illegally deprived of office and expelled from the Kingdom.
Before this he had with foresight already entirely legally deposited
the sum of M.500,000,000,000 in gold with the Bank of Gondor (Minas Tirith).
While in exile in the north he was assaulted and murdered by a band
of northern pigmies. His family was obliged to seek refuge in northern
Dunland among some of our sympathisers.

My father left to me all documents necessary to retrieve the sum of
gold aforesaid from the Bank of Gondor (Minas Tirith). However, in
the current political circumstances my solicitor believes it unwise
for me to attempt to make the trip from Dunland to Minas Tirith, and
has recommended that I seek a trustworthy foreign business partner
into whose account this money could be tranferred. This appears to
be the best option as we are unable to open an account in Dunland.
Therefore we are seeking your trustworthy assistance and cooperation.

You will provide information about your account that will enable a
deposit to be made in your name. I will contact the Bank of Gondor
(Minas Tirith) and inform them that the money is to be placed into
your account. Upon completion of the transaction your share of the
proceeds will be 15% net following deduction of all transfer fees,
that is M. 75,000,000,000. If the transaction goes well we also look
forward to maintaining you as a profitable business partner for
future ventures.

It goes without saying that I can expect your complete confidence and
secrecy in keeping this matter under wraps prefatory to completion.

Please reach me at my email address: mbrandybuck@buckland.net

Thank you and ERU bless.

MR. GRIMHELM WORMTONGUE.

Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 7, 2013 - 06:09pm PT
LOL!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!

Nice dru. Too funny!! Did you write that?? ;)
Oplopanax

Mountain climber
The Deep Woods
Apr 7, 2013 - 09:16pm PT
That has being going in circles thru. the intertubez since forever
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Apr 8, 2013 - 01:37am PT
Beeg Deal for jew, Senor, uh, Senor Beeg Mike!

The lates' in spendin' Lotto dollars, mi Amigo Grande!

Credit: mouse from merced
See? Ees not my rubber, ees mi hermano's.

He got dees GIGANTO rubber trees, mon...

THEES COULD BE JEW!

Een a few jeers, mon!

Patrick Sawyer

climber
Originally California now Ireland
Apr 22, 2013 - 09:47am PT
Big Mike, can I borrow a couple thousand? 10K perhaps, cover my arrears.
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 22, 2013 - 11:48am PT
No problem patrick! Your goverment has been so kind to me, i'm happy to send it right over! ;)

Strangely i never heard anything about this again? ;)

How are you doing buddy??
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