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Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Mar 20, 2013 - 10:40pm PT
People people.... Quit bringing yo damn whiny ass kids to the crag too!!! ;)
splitter

Trad climber
Cali Hodad, surfing the galactic plane ~:~
Mar 20, 2013 - 10:44pm PT
You know, I hate to say it, BUT, the VAST majority of you guys wouldn't know if you'er being f'n trolled (or not) even if your ass depended...never mind!

Was I trolling, back around 4-5 months ago when I challenged anyone to match my bet (starting at $100 & going as high as $1,000) that I could go up to Woodson and send SB (Silk Banana) on my 1st try after 20+ years, right off the couch and TOTALLY 'over the hill'?

I was talking about sending it as pure under-cling (no kneebars). All i heard was. "Shut up old man, blah, blah...!' Or, "SB is easy, V5 (.12b/c) at most, anybody can do it"...bullsh#t. The dood went and tried (evidently a supurb climber, btw) spent an afternoon on it and couldn't do it although he, evidently, can send various .13's on the hill.

And nobody could/can do it (unless they are 6'5"+ and can kneebar across it). I have heard of no one else doing it sans kneebar (once again, you have to be 6'5''+ to kneebar it, except for the very first kneebar, but it is only about 5.8 up until after there). Fact is, nobody can do it (and i'm accused of spraying just because i informed people "enlightened them" that it can be done because I did it many times, bitd).

What a bunch of F'n Pussy's!

edit: what i'm saying is, you were to big a pussy to even put your money where your fat mouth's were. i mean, some WAY over the hill "old man" put up a bet that he could send it first try ($100 - $1,000) i was hoping 10-20 peeps would say "HELL YA, I'LL BET YA", and pony up, saying that i could'nt send it, first try.

No Go!

All I got from you was, "There's a trick to it." blah, blah, blah...!

NO TRICK / PURE UNDERCLING (NO KneeBars)!!!!

does this look like a trick (or there could be a trick way to do it somehow)??? check out this vid ...
[youtube=http://vimeo.com:9570998]
I'm talking, pure undercling like Josh ^^ is attempting, BUT, without the kneebars (he couldn't utilize the kneebars anyway, because like most peeps including myself, he is not tall/long legged enough), and it is therefore simply brutal!~!

One, "Living American Legend" whom posted upthread, btw, said it was IMPOSSIBLE, without knee bars "That would be like doing Mother Superior without a crack." lol!

Yet, NOBODY, would pony up (put their money where their mouth is/in the form of $100-$1,000).

As Frank Sacherer would say, "Just f*#king shutup and..."!

It was a simple challenge/bet. I got so much FUC.CKING STATIC, saying i was ruining/wrecking the thread (nice lil' Woodson thread, let's all kiss ass about how, blah, blah, blah, we were/are...). all i got was "Go away, your an as#@&%e" simply because i bet i could still do it.

Well FUICK'N EXCUSE ME! All ya had to say was, "YES!" or "NO"!! Or maybe, "Cool, go for it old man, glad to see ya still have the flame burning." Or maybe just have kept your mouths shut (instead of calling me every dirty name in the f'n book).

And, BTW, I agree with Werner, Yer all, "FUIK'N STOOOPID!!!

Ya could'a picked up an easy $100 to $1,000 bucks (hey, i wanted to make it worth yer while for you peeps, and figured you could use a little extra cash during these tuff/hard times)!!

But it was like pulling teeth. SHEEEEESH!

NOBODY was willing to bet some delapated, has been (prollie never was) OLD FART (63 y.o) that he couldn't still do at least ONE (1) lap (across and back) SB purely under-clinging it (no kneebars) on his first f*#king try after 20+ years of being anywhere within 25 miles of the thing. I believed that I could have still done at least one lap since, like I claimed, I could once do multiple laps the last time I was there ('92-'92). I felt that it was kinda like riding a bike.

I will amend my accusations of you guys being "pussy's" & "stoopid" to simply being: F00KING STOOPID PUSSY'S!! Excuse me ladies, this is simply man to man, and the "P" word kinda resonates.

here is a pic of from that same ^ vid one of the highly respected "Pullharder" crew attempting SB...
Josh Higgins on 'The Silk Banana' Mt. Woodson
Josh Higgins on 'The Silk Banana' Mt. Woodson
Credit: splitter
and, Hobarth & friend giving it a go...
Credit: Horvath
SERIOUSLY, you guys had/have me baffled. I men I was willing to put my money (lot's of money, btw) where my toothless old mouth was. I culda came up with 5-10K. I was POSITIVE, that you guys were F'n MEN!!!

A real man (imo) will either 'put up or shut up' (essentilly what Frank Sacherer was stating). All I got was all of this static, eg. "Take your BS elsewhere SPLITSH#TTER." and, "Ya big fat homo spraylord." according to the "Living American Legend" himself.

HUH? Mr. "Living American Legend." posts/sprays constantly about all the sh#t he's done. He posted a pic of him kneebaring SB a couple of times, for crying out loud. Oh sure, it's all so subtle and so 'over the top' that it must be 'tongue in cheek' & self deprecating and whatever.

I simply said I thought I could probably still do it (SB) and I once did laps on it, was willing to bet top $$$ I could still do at least one (1) lap on it (just wanted to create a lil' interest in what i consider the hardest problem at Woodson, bitd, and possibly generate some interest in Woodson in general) and suddenly... I'm a "BIG FAT HOMO SPRAYLORD!!!

OH, I GET IT. THIS IS SUPERTOPO, AND I'M A FU.CK'N NOBODY!

I mean, (just for example/and with all due respect) some famous guys claim they are gonna do something in a day and they get 100's of posts wishing them well, etc!

And, just like i was saying, i (mr. 'old fart nobody never was been') comes along and claim that i could once do laps and was willing to bet X amount of $$$ that i could still do at least one lap, 1st try, my sorry ass self, right off of my delapidated couch, (that all of these .13++ boulder's can't get F'n half way across, btw) and i got a f*#king freight train full of sh#t and accused of being a "BIG FAT HOMO SPRAYLORD."

Well FUC.K YOU, your all a bunch of F00K'N ST00PID PUSSIES (IMO)!!

End of rant.

EDIT: So, tell me, was this ^^^ a "troll"?

Are you willing to put yer money where yer mouth is to find out?

I say, it ain't a troll, I am still willing to put my money where my mouth is. But, i want to see at least $500 - $1,000 (combined). You guys can still save face. Get together and pony up some $$$ saying/betting that the "BIG FAT OLD HOMO SPRAYLORD" can't do at least one lap on SB. (i may wish i had'nt, but at least i'm willing to put my money where my mouth is to find out)!!

;)

edit: hey, you guys are the cream of the crop & fellow dirtbags (meant as a copliment) imo, and i was just hoping for a lil' encouragment, and (initially) recieved zero (not even 1 initial response/i mean, all the 'heroes' from yesteryear, get the royal kissazz treatment & i don't even get one "kudos for you, ol' man, go for it") so i stepped it up a little (lil' good ol' trash talk/as Largo commented)+ and got a car load of sh#t, and accused of "trolling", bla, blah, blah. :(

wudevah....
nature

climber
Boulder, CO
Mar 20, 2013 - 10:46pm PT
I've had enough of this sh#t hole. Supertaco has turned into a whine and beg fest. I'm outta here...

GFYS's....
Captain...or Skully

climber
Mar 20, 2013 - 10:48pm PT
I'm fairly straight up or making a joke. I dunno how to troll.
Sounds way Homo to me.
MisterE

Social climber
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 20, 2013 - 10:57pm PT
Maybe "Satrolling" for satirical trolling?

I'll de-claw your cat and de-bark your dog...and cut the tail off your lizard if you bring them to the crag!!!111
kunlun_shan

Mountain climber
SF, CA
Mar 20, 2013 - 10:57pm PT
And, I ski better than anyone on this forum. That's a guarantee.

Good for some GNAR points!

If I bite the hook.... some pretty heavy hitters have posted up on the Taco at times. Steve Shea and Captain Chaos are the 1st that come to mind. And I bet what they were on was narrower than 60mm underfoot.
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Mar 20, 2013 - 11:07pm PT
Brandon's dog says his weenie hurts when he pees...any ideas?

Well, he doesn't talk, he signs, ASL, keep up dude.

Anyway, yeah, it burns sometimes. Hey, at least I'm getting laid, right?

I'm thinking less kripalu, those women are persistent.

nature

climber
Boulder, CO
Mar 20, 2013 - 11:08pm PT
oh that explains everything about last night....


edit: wait...I'm knot hear.
splitter

Trad climber
Cali Hodad, surfing the galactic plane ~:~
Mar 20, 2013 - 11:19pm PT
Nature - I've had enough of this shithole. Supertopo has turned into a whine and beg fest.
I wasn't "whining", I was telling it like it is. The place is chock full of hero worship, but the n00bbody (noob nobody) from yesterday makes a simple claim and is willing to back it up, and suddenly he' a "BIG FAT HOMO SPRAYLORD, etc!

Well, excuse me if that doesn't sit just right i my craw/noggin' and i just happen to have the balls to say something about it here in SuperHeroWorshipT0p0 land !!

here's that SB vid that i couldn't get to post up thread (at first)...
[youtube=http://vimeo.com/9570998]
....pony up or F'n shutup!
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Mar 20, 2013 - 11:23pm PT
Moma don't let your babies grow up to be trollers...
kennyt

climber
Woodfords,California
Mar 20, 2013 - 11:26pm PT
**EAT MY F*#K!!**
splitter

Trad climber
Cali Hodad, surfing the galactic plane ~:~
Mar 20, 2013 - 11:42pm PT
d00ds, i'll be honest with ya, i don't know sh#t about trolling, but i will say that i suspect the VAST majority of you guys, at least the ones who decided to pass on my "Woodson 2012" offer/bet, would fold in a heartbeat (talkin' poker bluff). but i'm serious about this, a bunch of ya come up with $500 minimum, and i'll meet ya at the base of SB with my $500 (wud like to see at least 1K, but 5 Benjamin's wud get me off this couch)...what say?
kunlun_shan

Mountain climber
SF, CA
Mar 20, 2013 - 11:58pm PT
^ if someone can do a live internet broadcast of the event, i'm in for 50.
Timid TopRope

Social climber
'used to be Paradise, CA
Mar 21, 2013 - 12:04am PT
Live feed would be cool but I'd be OK with a You Tube post and fifty bucks. ......or am I trolling?
splitter

Trad climber
Cali Hodad, surfing the galactic plane ~:~
Mar 21, 2013 - 12:05am PT
i'm in for 50.
^ KILLER!

hey, i don't know how live internet works? i'm a computor n00b. maybe it is common these days. I will do it/try it in front of whomever shows up, and maybe one of them has the knowhow. maybe it can be done with a cell phone...dunno. or, i have a video camera and will record it and post...whether i send or flail.

edit: btw, i can't even recall where SB is anymore. i think it is just N of Robbins/Liedetector, but i'm probably wrong? whatever, i won't go near it tell JUDGMENT DAY! lol

EDIT: kunlun - PM sent/i'm serious bro! i have a Canon T1i. i have taken a lot of photos and downloaded them to my computor and the internet. it has a good video camera on it but i have never used it at all. i will start recording vids and figure out how to post on youtube. can't be that hard, seems like everybody and their grandma does it. :)

Big Mike - ya, maybe i should just getmy ass up there and go for it again. i just watched that Pullharder vid, YIKES! did i say "No kneebars & i would do a return/lap it"? ....SHEEET! oh well, i'll stick with that!

...

Pony Up, Fella's...
kunlun_shan

Mountain climber
SF, CA
Mar 21, 2013 - 12:19am PT
^ splitter, if you are serious, PM me and I can offer some tech support.

but yeah, youtube video and fifty bucks would have more longevity.
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Mar 21, 2013 - 01:04am PT
Splitter!! Just do it!!! Clamp that fu<ker and show these boys what's up!!
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Mar 21, 2013 - 01:12am PT
Ice climbing is aid climbing.
Captain...or Skully

climber
Mar 21, 2013 - 01:16am PT
Fricken Ice.
philo

Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
Mar 21, 2013 - 01:19am PT
Just don't bring your mangy unleashed dog to MY crag. Any dog that approaches me gets a swift kick. Leave your dog at home!!!

Hank, would that include Goldie?
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