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MisterE

Social climber
Topic Author's Original Post - Mar 20, 2013 - 10:19am PT
Jeez people about one quarter of these threads are people trolling because of some unplanned event that has left them bored. I just got to wonder what was your game plan, most have had no regular life....to busy intardnetting and no real input.

How about getting a life and playing well with others. It's called being an adult. Bored times can come to anyone but most of these were predictable what exactly did you think was going to happen?
Studly

Trad climber
WA
Mar 20, 2013 - 10:22am PT
or we can contribute to a boring thread about boring people trolling. Ok, I'm in. This morning, its either that or Spank the monkey. and I can't climb 5.14.
Fish Finder

Social climber
THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART
Mar 20, 2013 - 10:22am PT


its not about being superior

its about being active
justthemaid

climber
Jim Henson's Basement
Mar 20, 2013 - 10:25am PT
It's like shooting fish in a barrel around here. ;)
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Mar 20, 2013 - 10:26am PT
Credit: drljefe
rectorsquid

climber
Lake Tahoe
Mar 20, 2013 - 10:28am PT
The Mythbusters tried to shoot fish in a barrel. It was not that easy. They should have come here instead.
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Mar 20, 2013 - 10:32am PT
Shooting fish in a barrel could result in significant blowback.
skywalker

climber
Mar 20, 2013 - 10:32am PT
Its too early for me to bash a republican, pope, or much else for me right now. My goal is to do so by 1:00pm today. Look for it, but I may be behind schedule.

S...
Fish Finder

Social climber
THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART
Mar 20, 2013 - 10:33am PT

skip are you being trolled?

this is obviously a satire .
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
Mar 20, 2013 - 10:36am PT
Snowboarders suck
Leggs

Sport climber
Home away from Home
Mar 20, 2013 - 10:37am PT
its not about being superior

its about being active

perfect.




Studly... Oh No You DIDN'T... wash your hand(s) EDIT: And have a good climb! (hahahahaha!) :)
justthemaid

climber
Jim Henson's Basement
Mar 20, 2013 - 10:38am PT
this is obviously a satire .


Exactly my point...
portent

climber
Mar 20, 2013 - 10:44am PT
How about getting a life and playing well with others. It's called being an adult.

Does this count for Werner too or is he still allowed to be a turd? Just curious... ;)

-Kovar
paganmonkeyboy

climber
mars...it's near nevada...
Mar 20, 2013 - 10:45am PT
it should be 'too busy...' ;-) ima jus sayin...
Off White

climber
Tenino, WA
Mar 20, 2013 - 10:50am PT
E, did you hear what they did to the Malemute?
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Mar 20, 2013 - 10:51am PT
Squids are too fast and bulbous to be kept in barrels.--Captain Beefheart

Electric bulb been out for years is not a planned event so much as planned obsolescence.--Beefheart self-criticism

Trolling for very large trout masks, replicating floaters, and n00bs in a barrel is...

and

Shooting rapid firefalls in Yosemite Valley is...

are the best examples of trolling on Superlativetopos that I can conceive before coffee.

Malemute

Ice climber
the ghost
Mar 20, 2013 - 11:45am PT
did you hear what they did to the Malemute?

No
ontheedgeandscaredtodeath

Social climber
SLO, Ca
Mar 20, 2013 - 12:08pm PT
I've never understood the point of intardnet trolling. It has always seemed sort of pathetic to me.

I just can't see sitting in front of computer and being excited about seeing people responding to some "troll" I posted.
guyman

Social climber
Moorpark, CA.
Mar 20, 2013 - 12:14pm PT
Its better to troll with a net.

But first chum the water, it gets bigger fish to come on up.

Just saying.
squishy

Mountain climber
Mar 20, 2013 - 12:17pm PT
trolling in real life = epic

trolling on the internet = sad/pathetic

Kind of like running a 4 minute mile on the internet vs doing it for real, those who don't have the balls to do it for real hide behind keyboards and pretend all day, empty glory is still empty... hence why they continue day after day, chasing the dragon...
Leggs

Sport climber
Home away from Home
Mar 20, 2013 - 12:31pm PT
trolling in real life = epic

trolling in real life = stalking.

;)
squishy

Mountain climber
Mar 20, 2013 - 12:33pm PT
lol...not really, stalking is stalking, trolling is phishing for reactions then running away like doorbell ditching, ever doorbell ditched?...that's trolling...
WBraun

climber
Mar 20, 2013 - 12:36pm PT
When you troll like this stupid thread it's just waste and does nothing.

But when you troll to understand human nature and the individuals of how they respond and react to certain events you learn a lot.

The whole idea to a good troll is for both the troll and the responders to learn.

Usually on a good troll the troll only learns the most.

If you're just interested in only being politically correct all the time, being a so called "good guy" and just being "safe" you'll learn very little.

There's a whole incredible dynamics behind it.

I've seen all the extremes and then I've seen very rare individuals here penetrate beyond the core and dynamically illuminate.

This is what your looking for. Not the same old sterile consciousness.

The troll has to be willing to take a lot sh!t in order to weed out the sterile here.

It's an art, your Govt. and media does it 24/7 365 days of the year to keep you in your place.

Step out of your box and you'll be running it out .....





Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
Mar 20, 2013 - 12:38pm PT
Werner you always amaze and delight me.

DMT
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Mar 20, 2013 - 12:40pm PT
Snowboarders suck

Exactly.. Frickin skier.

Kovar your back!! Wonder how long for.. You shoulda called yourself mysterious moustache man or something...
10b4me

Ice climber
Happy Boulders
Mar 20, 2013 - 12:40pm PT
Werner forgot "stoopid Americans", lol!
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Mar 20, 2013 - 12:42pm PT
Wow. That was one of Werner's most informative posts in awhile!! Thank you sir!
Steve Grossman

Trad climber
Seattle, WA
Mar 20, 2013 - 12:45pm PT
Hmmm...A satirical troll should be a stroll, right?!?
hooblie

climber
from out where the anecdotes roam
Mar 20, 2013 - 01:23pm PT
from wikipedia:

"Only as the lowliest member of the court can the jester be the monarch's most useful adviser."

Anastasia

climber
Home
Mar 20, 2013 - 01:34pm PT
I agree with Werner when he talks about how good trolling is about learning how others think, yet...

A BAD troll is a person only interested in the power of how to anger, hurt, and belittle people. I really hate bad trolls. They really are the scumbags of the earth.
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
Mar 20, 2013 - 01:50pm PT
A BAD troll is a person only interested in the power of how to anger, hurt, and belittle people.

We need to augment the Whack A Mole editorial process with the occasional Kill A Troll action.

Literally. If we as a group, through individual actions, occasionally kill one of these mean trolls, I think we could all feel better about their trolling.

You know what the Taco needs? MORE DEAD TROLLS.

DMT
Off White

climber
Tenino, WA
Mar 20, 2013 - 01:57pm PT
Me, I think Werner is trolling
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Mar 20, 2013 - 01:58pm PT





When you troll like this stupid thread it's just waste and does nothing.

But when you troll to understand human nature and the individuals of how they respond and react to certain events you learn a lot.

The whole idea to a good troll is for both the troll and the responders to learn.

Usually on a good troll the troll only learns the most.

If you're just interested in only being politically correct all the time, being a so called "good guy" and just being "safe" you'll learn very little.

There's a whole incredible dynamics behind it.

I've seen all the extremes and then I've seen very rare individuals here penetrate beyond the core and dynamically illuminate.

This is what your looking for. Not the same old sterile consciousness.

The troll has to be willing to take a lot sh!t in order to weed out the sterile here.

It's an art, your Govt. and media does it 24/7 365 days of the year to keep you in your place.

Step out of your box and you'll be running it out .....


Made me think of this older thread after one of his other threads got bumped yesterday. Another trolling inquisition about a particular troll. Oddly enough the troll in question wasn't banned, they just stopped, cold turkey- account still active?? Does that seem strange that a seemingly out of con-troll person would just......stop?



http://www.supertopo.com/climbers-forum/1947972/FAROUK


And this quote from it.



i have 2 cents to share,
on this and other issues;
but in doing so i would
breach the agreement between me and werner:



until i get caught up on the aggressive interest
of his generous loan,
i can utter none wisdoms.


Not sure what to think of it.



All just really interesting stuff this trolling thing is, sometimes it's pretty f'ing funny.






Norwegian

Trad climber
the tip of god's middle finger
Mar 20, 2013 - 02:05pm PT
dynamically illuminate!

poor werner had his spiritual guard down
for one weak moment.

and in that venerable instant,
eternity suffered an attack.

and now we now that werner
really is.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Mar 20, 2013 - 02:07pm PT
Trolling done by a passed master such as Juan The Great is an art.

RIP Yer Greatness
Norwegian

Trad climber
the tip of god's middle finger
Mar 20, 2013 - 02:09pm PT

self-induced death is the ultimate troll on life.
Tobia

Social climber
Denial
Mar 20, 2013 - 02:09pm PT
It's like shooting fish in a barrel around here. ;)

funny; but it's more like dumping turning the barrel over and stomping on the fish.
Da_Dweeb

climber
Mar 20, 2013 - 02:16pm PT
I heard there was a troll thread.

Just thought I'd check in that I'm not dead yet.

If you need me, I'll be busy this week running 4 minute miles and singing onstage at Carnegie Hall.
portent

climber
Mar 20, 2013 - 02:25pm PT
Kovar your back!! Wonder how long for..

I'm always here, just never myself...

I wonder for how long too...

Hope you're well Big Mike... congrats on the four steps...
JEleazarian

Trad climber
Fresno CA
Mar 20, 2013 - 02:33pm PT
The Mythbusters tried to shoot fish in a barrel. It was not that easy. They should have come here instead.

I saw that episode, and I'm having Mythbusers Withdrawal because it's been a while since I've seen a new one. In the interim, trolling -- and responding thereto -- will have to do.

John
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Mar 20, 2013 - 02:44pm PT
Thanks kovar! I did em again today with just the forearm crutches, which means I can go home for Easter weekend!!!!!!!!!! Yeeessssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As to Farouk he gave up for a bit it seems.. Shortly after this comment..

too bad you don't use your experience and knowledge to help and encourage others instead of just writing crap to try and incite people for sh!t's and giggles...
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Mar 20, 2013 - 04:11pm PT
Troll is a verb, not a noun in this context. Get it straight.
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Vancouver Canada
Mar 20, 2013 - 06:24pm PT
Gullible isn't a real word, it's slang.
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Mar 20, 2013 - 06:26pm PT
Sarcasm is lost in text. Get it straight.
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Vancouver Canada
Mar 20, 2013 - 06:29pm PT
Brandon, I've gotten so many people with that one, it's unbelievable.

They say, "really"...?
Hankster

Social climber
Golden, CO
Mar 20, 2013 - 06:30pm PT
You got me! I'll believe most anything if you say it with a straight face though.
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
Mar 20, 2013 - 08:46pm PT
There is a good reason why "rescue" dogs need to be "rescued." Often they are too stupid to live.



Put them down and buy well bred pets I say.




Comments?

RyanD

climber
Squamish
Mar 20, 2013 - 08:47pm PT
^^^^ u suck at skiing
Fletcher

Trad climber
The great state of advaita
Mar 20, 2013 - 09:03pm PT
Back in the days when I worked at NeXT Computer (early 1990s), the Mail app that ran on our machines could display your image with each message you sent (this was pretty advanced in those days, pre-web and pre-commercial Internet!). We also had an app simply called Dictionary that was an online version of Webster's. If you looked up the work "gullible" in Dictionary, it displayed the definition and it also grabbed and displayed your e-mail image as an example!

Everyone got busted on that, but then you soon were on to some new unsuspecting victim.

Eric
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Mar 20, 2013 - 09:12pm PT
There is a good reason why "rescue" dogs need to be "rescued." Often they are too stupid to live.

Hey, F you, pal!

Where do you get off calling rescue dogs stupid? You're stupid!

My dog knows ASL, and I just signed him what you wrote. He flipped you the bird.

And, I ski better than anyone on this forum. That's a guarantee.
Hankster

Social climber
Golden, CO
Mar 20, 2013 - 09:18pm PT
My dog knows ASL, and I just signed him what you wrote. He flipped you the bird.

Just don't bring your mangy unleashed dog to MY crag. Any dog that approaches me gets a swift kick. Leave your dog at home!!!
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Mar 20, 2013 - 09:22pm PT
I just gave my chihuahua permission to eat all your lunches and sleep on your puffies while you're dogging.
She said "palabra".
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Mar 20, 2013 - 09:22pm PT
You kick my dog and you're going to have hospital bills, sucka'.
SCseagoat

Trad climber
Santa Cruz
Mar 20, 2013 - 09:48pm PT
You kick my dog and he'll be pissin' on your grave....




Susan
Anastasia

climber
Home
Mar 20, 2013 - 09:54pm PT
I know some dogs that are human. Kick one of them and you will find out why we call them dogs.

Kick my pup and I simply won't hold her back. Dang girl can take care of herself.
nature

climber
Boulder, CO
Mar 20, 2013 - 10:03pm PT
Credit: nature
Oplopanax

Mountain climber
The Deep Woods
Mar 20, 2013 - 10:08pm PT
HAS A BLACK MAN EVER SOLOED EL CAP?
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
Mar 20, 2013 - 10:11pm PT
^^^ That blast from the past caused me to snort my girly cocktail right back into the cheap plastic cup from whence it came!

DMT
Ricky D

Trad climber
Sierra Westside
Mar 20, 2013 - 10:16pm PT
Brandon's dog says his weenie hurts when he pees...any ideas?
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Mar 20, 2013 - 10:26pm PT
Kick my dog & I'll kick your (s)troller! People who need to or think about kicking average dogs are brimming with fear, the dog merely exposes this.


Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Mar 20, 2013 - 10:40pm PT
People people.... Quit bringing yo damn whiny ass kids to the crag too!!! ;)
splitter

Trad climber
Cali Hodad, surfing the galactic plane ~:~
Mar 20, 2013 - 10:44pm PT
You know, I hate to say it, BUT, the VAST majority of you guys wouldn't know if you'er being f'n trolled (or not) even if your ass depended...never mind!

Was I trolling, back around 4-5 months ago when I challenged anyone to match my bet (starting at $100 & going as high as $1,000) that I could go up to Woodson and send SB (Silk Banana) on my 1st try after 20+ years, right off the couch and TOTALLY 'over the hill'?

I was talking about sending it as pure under-cling (no kneebars). All i heard was. "Shut up old man, blah, blah...!' Or, "SB is easy, V5 (.12b/c) at most, anybody can do it"...bullsh#t. The dood went and tried (evidently a supurb climber, btw) spent an afternoon on it and couldn't do it although he, evidently, can send various .13's on the hill.

And nobody could/can do it (unless they are 6'5"+ and can kneebar across it). I have heard of no one else doing it sans kneebar (once again, you have to be 6'5''+ to kneebar it, except for the very first kneebar, but it is only about 5.8 up until after there). Fact is, nobody can do it (and i'm accused of spraying just because i informed people "enlightened them" that it can be done because I did it many times, bitd).

What a bunch of F'n Pussy's!

edit: what i'm saying is, you were to big a pussy to even put your money where your fat mouth's were. i mean, some WAY over the hill "old man" put up a bet that he could send it first try ($100 - $1,000) i was hoping 10-20 peeps would say "HELL YA, I'LL BET YA", and pony up, saying that i could'nt send it, first try.

No Go!

All I got from you was, "There's a trick to it." blah, blah, blah...!

NO TRICK / PURE UNDERCLING (NO KneeBars)!!!!

does this look like a trick (or there could be a trick way to do it somehow)??? check out this vid ...
[youtube=http://vimeo.com:9570998]
I'm talking, pure undercling like Josh ^^ is attempting, BUT, without the kneebars (he couldn't utilize the kneebars anyway, because like most peeps including myself, he is not tall/long legged enough), and it is therefore simply brutal!~!

One, "Living American Legend" whom posted upthread, btw, said it was IMPOSSIBLE, without knee bars "That would be like doing Mother Superior without a crack." lol!

Yet, NOBODY, would pony up (put their money where their mouth is/in the form of $100-$1,000).

As Frank Sacherer would say, "Just f*#king shutup and..."!

It was a simple challenge/bet. I got so much FUC.CKING STATIC, saying i was ruining/wrecking the thread (nice lil' Woodson thread, let's all kiss ass about how, blah, blah, blah, we were/are...). all i got was "Go away, your an as#@&%e" simply because i bet i could still do it.

Well FUICK'N EXCUSE ME! All ya had to say was, "YES!" or "NO"!! Or maybe, "Cool, go for it old man, glad to see ya still have the flame burning." Or maybe just have kept your mouths shut (instead of calling me every dirty name in the f'n book).

And, BTW, I agree with Werner, Yer all, "FUIK'N STOOOPID!!!

Ya could'a picked up an easy $100 to $1,000 bucks (hey, i wanted to make it worth yer while for you peeps, and figured you could use a little extra cash during these tuff/hard times)!!

But it was like pulling teeth. SHEEEEESH!

NOBODY was willing to bet some delapated, has been (prollie never was) OLD FART (63 y.o) that he couldn't still do at least ONE (1) lap (across and back) SB purely under-clinging it (no kneebars) on his first f*#king try after 20+ years of being anywhere within 25 miles of the thing. I believed that I could have still done at least one lap since, like I claimed, I could once do multiple laps the last time I was there ('92-'92). I felt that it was kinda like riding a bike.

I will amend my accusations of you guys being "pussy's" & "stoopid" to simply being: F00KING STOOPID PUSSY'S!! Excuse me ladies, this is simply man to man, and the "P" word kinda resonates.

here is a pic of from that same ^ vid one of the highly respected "Pullharder" crew attempting SB...
Josh Higgins on 'The Silk Banana' Mt. Woodson
Josh Higgins on 'The Silk Banana' Mt. Woodson
Credit: splitter
and, Hobarth & friend giving it a go...
Credit: Horvath
SERIOUSLY, you guys had/have me baffled. I men I was willing to put my money (lot's of money, btw) where my toothless old mouth was. I culda came up with 5-10K. I was POSITIVE, that you guys were F'n MEN!!!

A real man (imo) will either 'put up or shut up' (essentilly what Frank Sacherer was stating). All I got was all of this static, eg. "Take your BS elsewhere SPLITSH#TTER." and, "Ya big fat homo spraylord." according to the "Living American Legend" himself.

HUH? Mr. "Living American Legend." posts/sprays constantly about all the sh#t he's done. He posted a pic of him kneebaring SB a couple of times, for crying out loud. Oh sure, it's all so subtle and so 'over the top' that it must be 'tongue in cheek' & self deprecating and whatever.

I simply said I thought I could probably still do it (SB) and I once did laps on it, was willing to bet top $$$ I could still do at least one (1) lap on it (just wanted to create a lil' interest in what i consider the hardest problem at Woodson, bitd, and possibly generate some interest in Woodson in general) and suddenly... I'm a "BIG FAT HOMO SPRAYLORD!!!

OH, I GET IT. THIS IS SUPERTOPO, AND I'M A FU.CK'N NOBODY!

I mean, (just for example/and with all due respect) some famous guys claim they are gonna do something in a day and they get 100's of posts wishing them well, etc!

And, just like i was saying, i (mr. 'old fart nobody never was been') comes along and claim that i could once do laps and was willing to bet X amount of $$$ that i could still do at least one lap, 1st try, my sorry ass self, right off of my delapidated couch, (that all of these .13++ boulder's can't get F'n half way across, btw) and i got a f*#king freight train full of sh#t and accused of being a "BIG FAT HOMO SPRAYLORD."

Well FUC.K YOU, your all a bunch of F00K'N ST00PID PUSSIES (IMO)!!

End of rant.

EDIT: So, tell me, was this ^^^ a "troll"?

Are you willing to put yer money where yer mouth is to find out?

I say, it ain't a troll, I am still willing to put my money where my mouth is. But, i want to see at least $500 - $1,000 (combined). You guys can still save face. Get together and pony up some $$$ saying/betting that the "BIG FAT OLD HOMO SPRAYLORD" can't do at least one lap on SB. (i may wish i had'nt, but at least i'm willing to put my money where my mouth is to find out)!!

;)

edit: hey, you guys are the cream of the crop & fellow dirtbags (meant as a copliment) imo, and i was just hoping for a lil' encouragment, and (initially) recieved zero (not even 1 initial response/i mean, all the 'heroes' from yesteryear, get the royal kissazz treatment & i don't even get one "kudos for you, ol' man, go for it") so i stepped it up a little (lil' good ol' trash talk/as Largo commented)+ and got a car load of sh#t, and accused of "trolling", bla, blah, blah. :(

wudevah....
nature

climber
Boulder, CO
Mar 20, 2013 - 10:46pm PT
I've had enough of this sh#t hole. Supertaco has turned into a whine and beg fest. I'm outta here...

GFYS's....
Captain...or Skully

climber
Mar 20, 2013 - 10:48pm PT
I'm fairly straight up or making a joke. I dunno how to troll.
Sounds way Homo to me.
MisterE

Social climber
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 20, 2013 - 10:57pm PT
Maybe "Satrolling" for satirical trolling?

I'll de-claw your cat and de-bark your dog...and cut the tail off your lizard if you bring them to the crag!!!111
kunlun_shan

Mountain climber
SF, CA
Mar 20, 2013 - 10:57pm PT
And, I ski better than anyone on this forum. That's a guarantee.

Good for some GNAR points!

If I bite the hook.... some pretty heavy hitters have posted up on the Taco at times. Steve Shea and Captain Chaos are the 1st that come to mind. And I bet what they were on was narrower than 60mm underfoot.
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Mar 20, 2013 - 11:07pm PT
Brandon's dog says his weenie hurts when he pees...any ideas?

Well, he doesn't talk, he signs, ASL, keep up dude.

Anyway, yeah, it burns sometimes. Hey, at least I'm getting laid, right?

I'm thinking less kripalu, those women are persistent.

nature

climber
Boulder, CO
Mar 20, 2013 - 11:08pm PT
oh that explains everything about last night....


edit: wait...I'm knot hear.
splitter

Trad climber
Cali Hodad, surfing the galactic plane ~:~
Mar 20, 2013 - 11:19pm PT
Nature - I've had enough of this shithole. Supertopo has turned into a whine and beg fest.
I wasn't "whining", I was telling it like it is. The place is chock full of hero worship, but the n00bbody (noob nobody) from yesterday makes a simple claim and is willing to back it up, and suddenly he' a "BIG FAT HOMO SPRAYLORD, etc!

Well, excuse me if that doesn't sit just right i my craw/noggin' and i just happen to have the balls to say something about it here in SuperHeroWorshipT0p0 land !!

here's that SB vid that i couldn't get to post up thread (at first)...
[youtube=http://vimeo.com/9570998]
....pony up or F'n shutup!
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Mar 20, 2013 - 11:23pm PT
Moma don't let your babies grow up to be trollers...
kennyt

climber
Woodfords,California
Mar 20, 2013 - 11:26pm PT
**EAT MY F*#K!!**
splitter

Trad climber
Cali Hodad, surfing the galactic plane ~:~
Mar 20, 2013 - 11:42pm PT
d00ds, i'll be honest with ya, i don't know sh#t about trolling, but i will say that i suspect the VAST majority of you guys, at least the ones who decided to pass on my "Woodson 2012" offer/bet, would fold in a heartbeat (talkin' poker bluff). but i'm serious about this, a bunch of ya come up with $500 minimum, and i'll meet ya at the base of SB with my $500 (wud like to see at least 1K, but 5 Benjamin's wud get me off this couch)...what say?
kunlun_shan

Mountain climber
SF, CA
Mar 20, 2013 - 11:58pm PT
^ if someone can do a live internet broadcast of the event, i'm in for 50.
Timid TopRope

Social climber
'used to be Paradise, CA
Mar 21, 2013 - 12:04am PT
Live feed would be cool but I'd be OK with a You Tube post and fifty bucks. ......or am I trolling?
splitter

Trad climber
Cali Hodad, surfing the galactic plane ~:~
Mar 21, 2013 - 12:05am PT
i'm in for 50.
^ KILLER!

hey, i don't know how live internet works? i'm a computor n00b. maybe it is common these days. I will do it/try it in front of whomever shows up, and maybe one of them has the knowhow. maybe it can be done with a cell phone...dunno. or, i have a video camera and will record it and post...whether i send or flail.

edit: btw, i can't even recall where SB is anymore. i think it is just N of Robbins/Liedetector, but i'm probably wrong? whatever, i won't go near it tell JUDGMENT DAY! lol

EDIT: kunlun - PM sent/i'm serious bro! i have a Canon T1i. i have taken a lot of photos and downloaded them to my computor and the internet. it has a good video camera on it but i have never used it at all. i will start recording vids and figure out how to post on youtube. can't be that hard, seems like everybody and their grandma does it. :)

Big Mike - ya, maybe i should just getmy ass up there and go for it again. i just watched that Pullharder vid, YIKES! did i say "No kneebars & i would do a return/lap it"? ....SHEEET! oh well, i'll stick with that!

...

Pony Up, Fella's...
kunlun_shan

Mountain climber
SF, CA
Mar 21, 2013 - 12:19am PT
^ splitter, if you are serious, PM me and I can offer some tech support.

but yeah, youtube video and fifty bucks would have more longevity.
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Mar 21, 2013 - 01:04am PT
Splitter!! Just do it!!! Clamp that fu<ker and show these boys what's up!!
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Mar 21, 2013 - 01:12am PT
Ice climbing is aid climbing.
Captain...or Skully

climber
Mar 21, 2013 - 01:16am PT
Fricken Ice.
philo

Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
Mar 21, 2013 - 01:19am PT
Just don't bring your mangy unleashed dog to MY crag. Any dog that approaches me gets a swift kick. Leave your dog at home!!!

Hank, would that include Goldie?
photo not found
Missing photo ID#290443
photo not found
Missing photo ID#294571
weezy

climber
Mar 21, 2013 - 01:24am PT
aid climbing is a contrived, destructive and antiquated method of rock climbing.

and base jumping is for attention whores.
splitter

Trad climber
Cali Hodad, surfing the galactic plane ~:~
Mar 21, 2013 - 01:43am PT
ya, like i was implying (i'll spell it out/ abreviate it for ya). seems like the current crop of Woodson Hardmen are a bunch of wimps. can't even send (what i considered) the hardest problem, bitd. whatup? is it gonna take some ol' fArt to show them how it's done? Bouldering has become some kind of sport for dandies. prollie wearing/prancing around in lycra tights once again.

only known sends:

FA - Rick Piggott ('76?)
SA - Largo ('76?)
3rd - BVB (80's?)
4th - yurs truly ('87...)
5th - perhaps yurs truly (time will tell)...

edit: Where did all the Real Woodson Hardmen go?

;)

EDIT:

Kunlun = $50
Timid T = 50
= $100.00
(thnx, bro's)

just $400 to go and we will have $500/what i said wud "get me off the couch"!!

PONY UP, SUCKERS!!
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Mar 21, 2013 - 01:58am PT
ALL F*#KING DOGS ARE BANNED. EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY.
moosedrool

Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
Mar 21, 2013 - 02:16am PT
^^^^ Since my dog is NON FUKING, I can bring him, right?
moosedrool

Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
Mar 21, 2013 - 02:18am PT
Don't bring your UGLY girlfriends to the crag!!!!!!!


Edit: What happens to ugly girlfriends anyway? Nobody says "ugly wife". I guess we just make them pretty by marrying them :-D. Stupid women.
Hankster

Social climber
Golden, CO
Mar 21, 2013 - 06:06am PT
No way Philo, I'd never kick any dog for any reason, unless they were coming after my Wifes pugs. That was just my one troll just to see if I had any game at all. Goldie is just the best damn dog now that Lulu is gone. Great pic!!
philo

Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
Mar 21, 2013 - 11:48am PT
Oh OK Hankster that's what I thought. Because you know that Goldie would come right up to you all a waggin and wigglin.


Hank when did Mama Lulu pass? My kids are going to be so bummed. I am so sorry for you she was such a great soul. Rip Lulu you were an awesome mama.
ruppell

climber
Mar 21, 2013 - 12:27pm PT
Patrick Sawyer

climber
Originally California now Ireland
Mar 21, 2013 - 12:33pm PT
I thought it was spelt trawl. Little do I know.

Feed the beast.
pc

climber
Sep 9, 2013 - 04:43pm PT
Bump.
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Sep 9, 2013 - 05:00pm PT
Bump trolling....I should have thought of that, really bored, raining etc.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Sep 9, 2013 - 05:05pm PT
And thanks, JD.
Don 'the Troll' King.  In his bunny slippers.
Don 'the Troll' King. In his bunny slippers.
Credit: mouse from merced
Now if you can just lift this into the boat, please.
Dave Kos

Social climber
Temecula
Sep 9, 2013 - 05:06pm PT
Those soldiers should be using the other guy's helmet.
MisterE

climber
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 9, 2013 - 05:11pm PT

ALL F*#KING DOGS ARE BANNED. EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY.



^^^^ Since my dog is NON FUKING, I can bring him, right?

LOL!
Oplopanax

Mountain climber
The Deep Woods
Sep 9, 2013 - 07:04pm PT
I'm having korean bbq tonight. you can bring your dog.
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Sep 9, 2013 - 07:06pm PT
You can borrow my Webber.
Deekaid

climber
Sep 9, 2013 - 07:28pm PT
ooooo splitter, ballsy.
SavageMarmot

Trad climber
Nederland, CO
Sep 9, 2013 - 08:36pm PT
I'd rather read a troll thread than a serious one about butt cancer.
Jeez...

Re:
http://www.supertopo.com/climbers-forum/524239/Over-50-Stop-stalling-and-get-that-colonoscopy
zBrown

Ice climber
Brujo de La Playa
Sep 11, 2013 - 02:03pm PT
CONCLUSION: Long-term (>5 years), low-dose (75-325 mg per day) and regular aspirin use (2-7 times per week) can effectively reduce the risk of colorectal cancer.



http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23451245
MisterE

climber
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 11, 2013 - 03:26pm PT
YOUR PET WHATEVER IS NOT A SERVICE ANIMAL JUST BECAUSE YOU BOUGHT THE $5 SEW-ON PATCH ON EBAY!
T H

Boulder climber
extraordinaire
Sep 5, 2014 - 08:01pm PT
neebee

Social climber
calif/texas
Sep 5, 2014 - 08:17pm PT
hey there say, all... wow, thanks for the bump...

some how i MISSED this:

The Mythbusters tried to shoot fish in a barrel. It was not that easy.
(quoted from rectorsquid's share) ...


wow, i will have to go read up on that... :)
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Sep 5, 2014 - 09:29pm PT
Taking a stroll down by the lagoon
I shot a little documentary by the light of the moon.
Not soon to be forgotten
And you will never forgive Werner if you fail to see...

MONDO BIZZARO: The Taco Stand Burns



"This is actually a pretty cool thread."--VegasClimber
I can't believe I just used the same quote by the same poster boy in succession, let alone in one night. Must be some huge record record record record record...

Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Sep 7, 2014 - 04:49am PT
Pretty successful troll thread, Erik, congrats!
go-B

climber
Cling to what is good!
Sep 7, 2014 - 06:59am PT
photo not found
Missing photo ID#376382
MisterE

Gym climber
Bishop, CA
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 7, 2014 - 07:16am PT
E, did you hear what they did to the Malemute?

I heard they re-opened it for track-rigging?

;)
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Sep 7, 2014 - 07:38am PT
Why disdain trolling? It's a perfectly worthwhile activity....as long as you use a "catch and release" philosophy and don't use barbed hooks.
jstan

climber
Sep 7, 2014 - 08:12am PT
Yesterday while trying to get a task done I had to deal with a two year old black youngster who wanted to spread paint on my truck, among other things. Suddenly occurred to me people generally make a practice of poking the world around them so that they can see how the world reacts to them. If you can't get a reaction, I guess, one would feel pretty unimportant. In that case one has to poke harder.

This may explain a few things.

Edit:
Locker:
I thought quite a few moments about it. This was in a very low income housing area and you can't believe the challenges people face there. I decided the environment was relevant to what I was trying to say.

In fact at the same place I heard one of the most level headed comments on racism ever. Two guys were talking and one said," I know I am not the smartest nigger in the world, but I know how to do that." Despite being at the focus of the issue, this individual managed to get on top of it. Impressive.
This was near the Community Center. You know the area so you can understand what we are dealing with here.
locker

climber
STFU n00b!!!
Sep 7, 2014 - 08:19am PT

THREAD DRIFT:

"Yesterday while trying to get a task done I had to deal with a two year old black youngster who wanted to spread paint on my truck"...


Just wondering why the youngsters race is included in the above comment???...

Had he not been "Black", would you have written,

"A two year old white youngster"???

moosedrool

climber
lost, far away from Poland
Sep 7, 2014 - 08:24am PT
I agree, Jstan.

But getting attention is just one aspect of it.

People get satisfaction from making people happy, sad, pissed, etc.



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