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Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Dec 24, 2012 - 12:05pm PT
Awesome Steve! Lol thanks a lot!
Roadie

Trad climber
Bishop, Ca
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 24, 2012 - 01:54pm PT
Again thanks to everyone for your warm feedback.
A few things I should clear up, for the record:
Larry, I never wore Lyzz’s undies, that would be weird!
Those who alluded to seeing it before, correct, Alpinist #6 I think, maybe #8. Something like that.
And lastly, an epilog:
I ran into Lynn about two years after this little thingie was first printed. I was lowering off a route in The City of Rocks. I touched down and there was Lynn, arms akimbo, giving me that look. -Oh oh!
“So Roadie,” she said. “I want my underwear back.”
I kind of cowered.
She was hanging out with my old friend Ace and we climbed together for the next few days. On our last night Ace offered to buy dinner at that little bar in Almo, I offered to drive and off we went, Ace and I in the front, Lynn and Owen in the back of my van.
It’s odd but since that night the red Santa Claus boxers my mom sent me last Christmas have been MIA.
Odd. I like to think she’s using then for a head band, or maybe a pillowcase…
SS
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Dec 24, 2012 - 01:58pm PT
You and fucnkin' Norwegian and yer pillows!

The Hills are alive with the sound of ripping farts

These drawers are alive with...oh sh#t oh dear

What have we here? :O )

Little "roadies?" Yeck!
Mark Hudon

Trad climber
Hood River, OR
Dec 24, 2012 - 02:16pm PT
Awesome story!
mikeyschaefer

climber
Yosemite
Dec 24, 2012 - 02:24pm PT
Hey Steve- didn't Micah also write a story about the underwear? I think I remember him reading it to me sometime.
melski

Trad climber
bytheriver
Jan 10, 2013 - 06:03pm PT
thing about the human experience is you can never get enough money or power,,once Lynn gets over her first wave of somesort of emotion,she;ll be glad to do some autographing,,,
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
Jan 10, 2013 - 06:09pm PT
roadie I hadn't seen this. I'm humbled by your wardrobe, Sir. An OUTSTANDING (yes I am shouting) tr!

DMT
Gnome Ofthe Diabase

climber
Out Of Bed
May 3, 2016 - 09:20am PT
Bump. . . Um. ? No just bump. . .











EDIT:
Yes Adam, of course I would,





I guess that is fair, Overwatch, message received . . Took some . . .Reflection,
you were right

Hey girls don't get bent at my bumping this thread,


this was what boiled over? Really ? Okay if I need to then
I apologize. .

"""overwatch""", just bailed,
but I remember what he said. . .
" Seems like it would be hard to climb with three legs, It would be hard to get your hips into the rock like that. . .
&
Yes,
it would be hard to climb with Three legs, yes it would be impossible to get ones' hips into the rock, in that condition. .


1st I thought:
For me It is more about what is in the eyes . . . Than what's in her jeans . . .

But in this case it is both, those eyes & Those genes,.....



That comment reminds me
that when Lynn & I stood back to back we were exactly the same height.
Her, everything else, was better than mine. . . . . as if I had to say so.




Edit more.
To be fair,
If you know LH, you know she is fully capable & aware. She is not a fan of stupid, but has a sense of humor, she has had some sharp comebacks, she (skooled) the fish.
So she can take it, or she can take me out. . . Apologies . . . .

can take me down if she wishes
Burch

Mountain climber
May 3, 2016 - 09:39am PT
Gnome Ofthe Diabase

climber
Out Of Bed

May 3, 2016 - 09:20am PT
Bump. . . Um. ? No just bump. . .



Of course you bumped this
overwatch

climber
Arizona
May 3, 2016 - 11:11am PT
Yes I decided not to offend the few women that are left on this forum, now you said it not me
couchmaster

climber
May 3, 2016 - 11:43am PT

^^Great read^^
If womens underwear could so easily do that trick I have no doubt all male climbers would be wearing them immediately.
micronut

Trad climber
Fresno/Clovis, ca
May 3, 2016 - 11:52am PT
Fun little read. I wish Roadie would write and post more here on The Taco.
Steven Amter

climber
Washington, DC
May 4, 2016 - 10:21am PT
"If womens underwear could so easily do that trick I have no doubt all male climbers would be wearing them immediately."

I thought that was why we (males) all began wearing lycra in the mid-1980s....
Brian in SLC

Social climber
Salt Lake City, UT
May 4, 2016 - 12:05pm PT
She was hanging out with my old friend Ace and we climbed together for the next few days. On our last night Ace offered to buy dinner at that little bar in Almo, I offered to drive and off we went, Ace and I in the front, Lynn and Owen in the back of my van.

Not really a bar in Almo (understatement...!). The Outpost. Kind of a burger/steak place.

Strange memory of seeing Lynn etc there...middle table?

Too funny...
SteveW

Trad climber
The state of confusion
May 4, 2016 - 03:51pm PT

So, whenever someone's house sitting for Lynnie, please let me know. . .
Maybe I cud climb the Edge!!!!
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