12/21/12: What Are Your Plans For The Afterlife?

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Don Paul

Big Wall climber
Colombia, South America
Nov 30, 2012 - 09:57am PT
One of you is supposed to throw my ashes off the top of El Cap and then convince my family it's what I wanted. That's the best plan I've come up with so far.
Mark Hudon

Trad climber
Hood River, OR
Nov 30, 2012 - 09:58am PT
I'm going to hook up with Ian, since he's been there a few weeks now and will have it figured out and we'll probably go climbing.
TwistedCrank

climber
Dingleberry Gulch, Ideeho
Nov 30, 2012 - 10:52am PT
Lots of unprotected sex, bar fights, and mood-altering drugs.


Wait a minute...


OK Lot's of free soloing.
locker

Social climber
Douchebag Central
Nov 30, 2012 - 10:58am PT


"What Are Your Plans For The Afterlife?"...


Most likely some degree of rotting and fertalizing...

ruppell

climber
Nov 30, 2012 - 11:13am PT
Hate to ruin your plans boys:

Old News
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Nov 30, 2012 - 11:15am PT
I don't believe things will end on the 21st. But the signs of things to come will be evident by then... Transcendence to an Astral form sounds like a blast to me..... What do i need this flesh for???
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Nov 30, 2012 - 11:15am PT
There is no afterlife.
HighTraverse

Trad climber
Bay Area
Nov 30, 2012 - 11:16am PT
I'll be getting plenty of sleep
24/7/365
So I'll wake up every Feb 29 to be sure I'm still dead.
10b4me

Boulder climber
member since 2002
Nov 30, 2012 - 12:07pm PT

I'm going to come back as the new Werner, only I'm not going to rescue anyone because people are too friggin' stupid and can't find their souls so what would be the point?

Hahaha!
locker

Social climber
Douchebag Central
Dec 1, 2012 - 10:17am PT


"I'm gonna party hearty!!!!"...



For your own safety...

you should first buy a more stable chair!!!...

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;-)
locker

Social climber
Douchebag Central
Dec 1, 2012 - 10:46am PT


...


Fossil climber

Trad climber
Atlin, B. C.
Dec 1, 2012 - 01:03pm PT
Blessed oblivion. Won't have to fight insomnia or get up to pee.
eKat

Trad climber
BackInTheDitch BackInTheDirt BackInTheDay
Dec 1, 2012 - 01:05pm PT
I'm coming back as a 911 Porsche. . . I will belong to a wealthy widower who will treat me with the love he showered on his beloved, late wife. . . and he will fawn over me. . . and drive me like a bat out of hell!

REALLY!
Kenygl

Trad climber
Salt Lake City
Dec 1, 2012 - 01:18pm PT
I'm just gonna rot.
TFPU

Sport climber
Idaho
Dec 1, 2012 - 02:44pm PT
Gonna hook up with jesus's mom. She's had a kid but still a "virgin". Guess that means she's into anal?
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Vancouver Canada
Dec 1, 2012 - 02:57pm PT

climbski2

Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
Dec 1, 2012 - 03:02pm PT
It's been a hell of a ride humanity...

Lived through so many end of the world dates.. but they are kinda fun..

Ever realized that billions of people will die in your lifetime?

YER GUNNA DIE

I'm one who thinks we are immortal and some kind of life goes on...


Dying dosn't seem like a tragedy if that is true.. but damn it hurts to losing someone you love.

Might be a mercy if we can all move on together.

If so Hope we all have a great time somewhere together.


Captain...or Skully

climber
Dec 1, 2012 - 04:06pm PT
It's my birthday. An Apocalypse would be the coolest Bday gift ever. Well, most unique, anyway. ;-)
moosedrool

Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
Dec 1, 2012 - 04:32pm PT
I know what I will NOT do: bouldering!
rockermike

Trad climber
Berkeley
Dec 1, 2012 - 06:57pm PT
I was thinking of camping out on Thankgod ledge and watching it all come to a screaming end? And if it doesn't? Well thank god.
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