12/21/12: What Are Your Plans For The Afterlife?


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Mark Hudon

Trad climber
Hood River, OR
Nov 30, 2012 - 09:58am PT
I'm going to hook up with Ian, since he's been there a few weeks now and will have it figured out and we'll probably go climbing.

Dingleberry Gulch, Ideeho
Nov 30, 2012 - 10:52am PT
Lots of unprotected sex, bar fights, and mood-altering drugs.

Wait a minute...

OK Lot's of free soloing.

Nov 30, 2012 - 11:13am PT
Hate to ruin your plans boys:

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Big Mike

Trad climber
Nov 30, 2012 - 11:15am PT
I don't believe things will end on the 21st. But the signs of things to come will be evident by then... Transcendence to an Astral form sounds like a blast to me..... What do i need this flesh for???

The Granite State.
Nov 30, 2012 - 11:15am PT
There is no afterlife.

Trad climber
Bay Area
Nov 30, 2012 - 11:16am PT
I'll be getting plenty of sleep
So I'll wake up every Feb 29 to be sure I'm still dead.

Boulder climber
member since 2002
Nov 30, 2012 - 12:07pm PT

I'm going to come back as the new Werner, only I'm not going to rescue anyone because people are too friggin' stupid and can't find their souls so what would be the point?

Fossil climber

Trad climber
Atlin, B. C.
Dec 1, 2012 - 01:03pm PT
Blessed oblivion. Won't have to fight insomnia or get up to pee.

Trad climber
BackInTheDitch BackInTheDirt BackInTheDay
Dec 1, 2012 - 01:05pm PT
I'm coming back as a 911 Porsche. . . I will belong to a wealthy widower who will treat me with the love he showered on his beloved, late wife. . . and he will fawn over me. . . and drive me like a bat out of hell!


Trad climber
Salt Lake City
Dec 1, 2012 - 01:18pm PT
I'm just gonna rot.

Sport climber
Dec 1, 2012 - 02:44pm PT
Gonna hook up with jesus's mom. She's had a kid but still a "virgin". Guess that means she's into anal?
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Vancouver Canada
Dec 1, 2012 - 02:57pm PT


Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
Dec 1, 2012 - 03:02pm PT
It's been a hell of a ride humanity...

Lived through so many end of the world dates.. but they are kinda fun..

Ever realized that billions of people will die in your lifetime?


I'm one who thinks we are immortal and some kind of life goes on...

Dying dosn't seem like a tragedy if that is true.. but damn it hurts to losing someone you love.

Might be a mercy if we can all move on together.

If so Hope we all have a great time somewhere together.

Captain...or Skully

Dec 1, 2012 - 04:06pm PT
It's my birthday. An Apocalypse would be the coolest Bday gift ever. Well, most unique, anyway. ;-)

Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
Dec 1, 2012 - 04:32pm PT
I know what I will NOT do: bouldering!

Trad climber
Dec 1, 2012 - 06:57pm PT
I was thinking of camping out on Thankgod ledge and watching it all come to a screaming end? And if it doesn't? Well thank god.
John M

Dec 7, 2012 - 07:28pm PT
Its starting early folks. Yosemite is disintegrating. Sorry about your climbing plans this weekend. Maybe the lower valley will still be there.

Credit: John M

Ricky D

Trad climber
Sierra Westside
Dec 7, 2012 - 07:51pm PT
Anyone know if Hallmark has any Happy Apocalypse cards left at the Mall?
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
Dec 7, 2012 - 08:13pm PT
so what would be the point?

The point is, my materialistic friend, is BEING WERNER.

You HAVE to rescue people. Don't be a stupid American.

Ricky D

Trad climber
Sierra Westside
Dec 7, 2012 - 10:19pm PT
I've been told by a reliable source from the local UC that this event will only affect Mayans or those of Mayan descent.

Does this mean I will need a new gardener come the 22nd?
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