12/21/12: What Are Your Plans For The Afterlife?

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Don Paul

Big Wall climber

Colombia, South America

Nov 30, 2012 - 06:57am PT

One of you is supposed to throw my ashes off the top of El Cap and then convince my family it's what I wanted. That's the best plan I've come up with so far.

Mark Hudon

Trad climber

Hood River, OR

Nov 30, 2012 - 06:58am PT

I'm going to hook up with Ian, since he's been there a few weeks now and will have it figured out and we'll probably go climbing.

TwistedCrank

climber

Dingleberry Gulch, Ideeho

Nov 30, 2012 - 07:52am PT

Lots of unprotected sex, bar fights, and mood-altering drugs.

Wait a minute...

OK Lot's of free soloing.

locker

Social climber

Douchebag Central

Nov 30, 2012 - 07:58am PT

"What Are Your Plans For The Afterlife?"...

Most likely some degree of rotting and fertalizing...

ruppell

climber

Nov 30, 2012 - 08:13am PT

Hate to ruin your plans boys:

Old News

Big Mike

Trad climber

Nov 30, 2012 - 08:15am PT

I don't believe things will end on the 21st. But the signs of things to come will be evident by then... Transcendence to an Astral form sounds like a blast to me..... What do i need this flesh for???

Brandon-

climber

The Granite State.

Nov 30, 2012 - 08:15am PT

There is no afterlife.

HighTraverse

Trad climber

Bay Area

Nov 30, 2012 - 08:16am PT

I'll be getting plenty of sleep
24/7/365
So I'll wake up every Feb 29 to be sure I'm still dead.

10b4me

Boulder climber

member since 2002

Nov 30, 2012 - 09:07am PT

I'm going to come back as the new Werner, only I'm not going to rescue anyone because people are too friggin' stupid and can't find their souls so what would be the point?

Hahaha!

locker

Social climber

Douchebag Central

Dec 1, 2012 - 07:17am PT

"I'm gonna party hearty!!!!"...

For your own safety...

you should first buy a more stable chair!!!...


	Credit: locker

...

;-)

locker

Social climber

Douchebag Central

Dec 1, 2012 - 07:46am PT

...

Fossil climber

Trad climber

Atlin, B. C.

Dec 1, 2012 - 10:03am PT

Blessed oblivion. Won't have to fight insomnia or get up to pee.

eKat

Trad climber

BackInTheDitch BackInTheDirt BackInTheDay

Dec 1, 2012 - 10:05am PT

I'm coming back as a 911 Porsche. . . I will belong to a wealthy widower who will treat me with the love he showered on his beloved, late wife. . . and he will fawn over me. . . and drive me like a bat out of hell!

REALLY!

Kenygl

Trad climber

Salt Lake City

Dec 1, 2012 - 10:18am PT

I'm just gonna rot.

TFPU

Sport climber

Idaho

Dec 1, 2012 - 11:44am PT

Gonna hook up with jesus's mom. She's had a kid but still a "virgin". Guess that means she's into anal?

Jim Brennan

Trad climber

Vancouver Canada

Dec 1, 2012 - 11:57am PT

climbski2

Mountain climber

Anchorage AK, Reno NV

Dec 1, 2012 - 12:02pm PT

It's been a hell of a ride humanity...

Lived through so many end of the world dates.. but they are kinda fun..

Ever realized that billions of people will die in your lifetime?

YER GUNNA DIE

I'm one who thinks we are immortal and some kind of life goes on...

Dying dosn't seem like a tragedy if that is true.. but damn it hurts to losing someone you love.

Might be a mercy if we can all move on together.

If so Hope we all have a great time somewhere together.