12/21/12: What Are Your Plans For The Afterlife?

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MisterE

Social climber
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 20, 2012 - 11:40pm PT
The wife left me Christmas cash to shop while she is at Dickens.

WTF? Last days and she leaves me (with cash) when the world is ending at 3:11 AM?

Soo tempted to go the hookers and blow route right now...
turd

climber
Dec 20, 2012 - 11:46pm PT
Soo tempted to go the hookers and blow route right now...

I'd do it.

What's the worst that could happen?
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Dec 21, 2012 - 01:11am PT
What's the worst that could happen?

Uh, an STD for eternity?
Jon Beck

Trad climber
Oceanside
Dec 21, 2012 - 01:19am PT
Yeah, you might want to try to pick up some good karma points on the last day.
David Plotnikoff

Mountain climber
Emerald Hills, CA
Dec 21, 2012 - 01:37am PT
My nine-year-old sent 5.12c at PG Sunnyvale today. (Yeah, I know I'm bragging. That's the dad-goggles ... ) Also testified this morning at the San Mateo County permit-renewal hearing for Handley Rock climbing park. So she goes out on a high note.

As for me, had a cholestorol-rich dinner and a fine, fine Cinnabar cabernet. (This from the old Fox Hollow vines off Hwy 9, before they ripped out and replanted with Phyloxera-resistant strains. They're not making any more of that old-school stuff.) Will sleep in tomorrow and see if I wake up dead.
MisterE

Social climber
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 21, 2012 - 01:50am PT
Yeah, you might want to try to pick up some good karma points on the last day.

Spoken like a man who has a lot of ground to make up! ;)

(Obviously, I am not at the club two blocks away on Topanga Blvd following the flight of non-fancy, however easy the access may be.)
John M

climber
Dec 21, 2012 - 02:16am PT
Pray I don't have to come back.
DanaB

climber
CT
Dec 21, 2012 - 09:06am PT
I'm all set except for one thing.

I know that the 25th anniversary gift should be silver, the 50th is gold, etc. What is the proper present to give someone for the end of the world?

I'm thinking a gift certificate for some fisting.
Jingy

climber
Somewhere out there
Dec 21, 2012 - 09:23am PT
don't worry everybody... I'll catch the asteroid and save you all....
I will perish in the process...but its a small price to pay to save humanity in its current form..


BTW - There is no after life... you die, you're dead..... no do over's or second chances.

That is the way life works


splitter

Trad climber
Cali Hodad, surfing the galactic plane ~:~
Dec 21, 2012 - 09:38am PT
What is the proper present to give someone at the end of the world?

I would settle for a warm pair of boobs! just as long as i get to keep them if the world doesn't end today (b'cuz it won't)!
dirtbag

climber
Dec 21, 2012 - 09:47am PT
I spent what I thought would be the last moments of my life looking at the boob thread.
Tony Bird

climber
Northridge, CA
Dec 21, 2012 - 10:05am PT
well my little "pre-apocalypse" passed on the 18th, although i notice it was the day all hell seemed to break loose for me on here.

mister E and i probably don't agree on much in the realms either of politics or metaphysics, but we know each other as climbers and would be willing to vouch for each other as certifiably of the climbing realm. i think it's interesting that we both came to the conclusion separately that mister graniteclimber is some kind of a phony climber.
MisterE

Social climber
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 21, 2012 - 10:22am PT
True that, Tony.

I was worried until I saw this:

paganmonkeyboy

climber
mars...it's near nevada...
Dec 21, 2012 - 10:24am PT
Happy Solstice, People !!!!
Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Dec 21, 2012 - 02:14pm PT
Reeotch

Trad climber
4 Corners Area
Dec 21, 2012 - 02:25pm PT
I'm still here . . .

Did I miss the rapture???

I'm going to hang out with the Gods . . .



In the Valley of the Gods (look for the TR)

graniteclimber

Trad climber
The Illuminati -- S.P.E.C.T.R.E. Division
Dec 21, 2012 - 03:12pm PT

Tony Bird
climber
Northridge, CA
Dec 21, 2012 - 07:05am PT

well my little "pre-apocalypse" passed on the 18th, although i notice it was the day all hell seemed to break loose for me on here.

mister E and i probably don't agree on much in the realms either of politics or metaphysics, but we know each other as climbers and would be willing to vouch for each other as certifiably of the climbing realm. i think it's interesting that we both came to the conclusion separately that mister graniteclimber is some kind of a phony climber.

Someone has "graniteclimber" on his brain.
graniteclimber

Trad climber
The Illuminati -- S.P.E.C.T.R.E. Division
Dec 21, 2012 - 03:48pm PT
Why all the talk about the end of the world! It's CHRISTMAS!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS! (To you Tony and Mr E. Also!)


Jebus H Bomz

climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
Dec 21, 2012 - 03:49pm PT
My plans are to find a good gun debate thread. That should keep me busy for half an eternity.
nature

climber
Boulder, CO
Dec 21, 2012 - 03:52pm PT
The fire alarm went off at 4:13 local time. Other than that there was nothing out of the ordinary.
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