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Captain...or Skully

Nov 20, 2012 - 12:14am PT
Bastards All, They!

Trad climber
Nov 20, 2012 - 12:14am PT
Let's give it up for the on-the-rag wife!

Social climber
Nov 20, 2012 - 12:15am PT
I hope you enjoyed your short and trollish life here - and that the time investment for creating an e-mail and user-name paid off for you in your way.

Game over, thanks for playing!
Jon Beck

Trad climber
Nov 20, 2012 - 12:19am PT
that is damned funny, $450 would put you up at a nice motel. Nice try for a noob/dirt bag wannabe

Sport climber
Orange County, Ca.
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 20, 2012 - 12:21am PT
You guys over here are soooo paranoid about trolls that you would pass up a great opportunity to be all scared behind your monitors. Boo! Offer still stands.

Trad climber
the crowd MUST BE MOCKED...Mocked I tell you.
Nov 20, 2012 - 12:35am PT
Orange County douche?


Trad climber
Nov 20, 2012 - 12:58am PT
Best read today

Trad climber
Nov 20, 2012 - 02:20am PT
first off dude it isn't your site. if you can't be there chalk it up as a donation to the get more than you pay out of enjoying the park anyway. what happens when people who know you are going to be leaving come over and take over your site and the poor sap who buys it off of you is left without a site?

Trad climber
Bolinas, CA
Nov 20, 2012 - 02:38am PT
It's illegal to oversell the site. It's caused some problems for legit groups in Yosemite as well as in Jtree. Fun read but some of you are members of those groups who've had to deal with this and it's caused grief from the NPS due to scalping of sites. Now we have to deal with more regs because of jerks like this. Even trolling to scalp just exacerbates the problem. This a-hole is causing more problems then Fatty ever did.....
Print your name.....Tony Lewis

Trad climber
Cali Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
Nov 20, 2012 - 02:53am PT
i'll bet ya can't do SB & i can. if so, i get the site for free!

if ya can do SB, and i can't, i pay double fer the site! ($900)

if we both do it, we break even! (and you get away from the wifie & the kids and get to go bouldering for a day)!!

you just said on the 'Woodson 2012' thread that you cud do it off the couch and you rated it "V3+ tops"!!

and you say you know some "trick" .. then go ahead and feel free to use it!!

i will do it as a straight undercling no "tricks" (& no knees)!!

yer just a hop, skip & a jump from mt. woodson!
Josh Higgins on 'The Silk Banana' Mt. Woodson
Josh Higgins on 'The Silk Banana' Mt. Woodson
Credit: splitter
"There was Silk Banana, the obscenely strenuous lieback, which niether of us had tried before..." - Josh Higgins (

edit: the woodson guide &, etc. says its V5+/.12c ... dunno? (1st cupple moves maybe) but i think its much harder!

here is a vid of the 'Pullharder' crew (Josh Higgins & buddy) trying it that ^^ day! (btw, evidentely they cudn't do it)!

check it out...

Dave Kos

Trad climber
Nov 20, 2012 - 08:42am PT
Why not use one of those perlon-strung hexes to fix the stupid kid's tooth, ala Tom Hanks in Castaway?

Do it by the campfire to reproduce the ambiance.

Substitute something on your rack for the ice skate - maybe a nut tool?

Real climbers know how to be resourceful.


Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Nov 20, 2012 - 08:55am PT
Yeah, who can't resist triple retail?
Funny sh#t

Jim Henson's Basement
Nov 20, 2012 - 09:24am PT
I is funny LOL

Methinks Scetchy is co-trolling there since there's no reservation system for HVC.

If this is for real.. Anyone who wants the site can just lurk and take it for regular NPS rates today. If the OP's "stupid kid" really has a tooth-thing to take care of he's hardly going to hang around trying to patrol the perimeter of a camp-sight indefinitely to extort money. The scalp-e would probably have to pony up an extra $90 on top of the scalp-rate to get the paperwork to match BTW.

Yeesh.. for that kinda dough I'd just get a hotel.

Sportbikeville & Yucca brevifolia
Nov 20, 2012 - 12:05pm PT
The 'co-troller' you referred to can actually identify and report this site without a 'reservation system' using the poster's given information. I did :)

Kinda like working in the biz, it's not what you know, it's who you know.

OT Edit;
Why don't you and E stop by for some campfire fun/dinner. we'll be at the hs thur-sun.

Sport climber
Orange County, Ca.
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 20, 2012 - 12:23pm PT

Brian: You must be in the text/phone deadzone (Morongo?) but 11am at the Crossroads will be fine. Thanks and enjoy!

lawrence kansas
Nov 20, 2012 - 12:28pm PT
Hey Brian, can I share the site with you for $425.00?

Sportbikeville & Yucca brevifolia
Nov 20, 2012 - 12:32pm PT
you might want to check w/the rangers office before you hand over any cash.

jus' sayin'

Trad climber
Josh, CA
Nov 20, 2012 - 02:04pm PT
A fool and their money are soon to part...

Trad climber
Nov 20, 2012 - 02:23pm PT
A better troll would be someone scalping sites at the Pit.

I have a site at the Climbers Ranch for the next 9 days and I cant use it. I was so psyched to get out for the annual Thanksgiving week, but the dude wants to stay home and watch that stupid football game and my kid has some sort of hormone problem and can't stand to go more than half a day without seeing his girlfriend.

Ammenities include: Spacious, wide open vistas. Close to fine dining, Near the park - but avoid the fighting over sites in Hidden Valley campground and people asking if they can park their car in your site. Exemplary custodial manager on call; just post on this forum and he'll come running with his trash tweetzers!

My loss is your gain. 9 days starting on Tuesday. $4,500 or best offer. PM me.


Trad climber
Cali Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
Nov 20, 2012 - 05:38pm PT
SO, who is this "Brian" dood?

(does he REALLY exist & did he REALLY come up with the $450???)!

And, for that matter, WHO THE HELL is this "PerlonHex" d00d???

BTW, I was VERY serious about SB!

And I am STILL willing to put MY money where MY mouth is!!

...just sayin'!!!
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