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Peter Haan

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, CA
May 3, 2014 - 12:59pm PT
per Anita; I was at the grocery. In one area there was "flat leaf parsley" but in another spot was "italian parsley". I couldn't figure out which was right and I left. The Carbonara was horrible that night.
Moof

Big Wall climber
Orygun
May 3, 2014 - 02:01pm PT
The wife was complaining the other night that she was too hot, implying my 72 degree setting was not cool enough. I was the as#@&%e for reminding her that most folks around here don't even have AC and making her feel bad.
Michelle

Social climber
1187 Hunterwasser
May 3, 2014 - 02:30pm PT
Can't decide where to put my new 27in iMac. I am also annoyed I have to buy a micro sd card for my new Go Pro. Life sucks.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
May 3, 2014 - 02:57pm PT
Does Porsche only make 911 Turbos with black interiors? I don't want a frigging hearse!
moosedrool

climber
lost, far away from Poland
Jul 2, 2014 - 01:42pm PT
So, I came back from a really hard trip to COR.

And my wife was like, the couch is broken, fix it!

And I was like, did anybody sleep on it when I was not home???

And she was like, sleeping? No, not really.

WTF???!!!

Credit: moosedrool

Moose
this just in

climber
north fork
Jul 2, 2014 - 02:13pm PT
A real first worlder would just burn that and buy a new one moose.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Jul 2, 2014 - 02:16pm PT
Justin, he's from, well, you know where, and they fix sh!t there.
moosedrool

climber
lost, far away from Poland
Jul 2, 2014 - 02:28pm PT
From where, Reilly??? Say it, I dare you!!!

Justin, maybe I should have burned it. Maybe I still will. It has this weird smell now...

Moosedisgusted
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Jul 2, 2014 - 02:37pm PT
As long as there are no curly hairs of a different color than you or your wife, it's all good.
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Jul 2, 2014 - 02:38pm PT
My cantaloupe tasted good today, but it wasn't truly bursting with flavor, and I had to push a little too hard to get my spoon through it.
Stewart Johnson

climber
lake forest
Jul 2, 2014 - 02:56pm PT
Flushed
moosedrool

climber
lost, far away from Poland
Jul 2, 2014 - 03:23pm PT
Arthur is near!

Seriously.

Moose
nature

climber
Boulder, CO
Jul 2, 2014 - 03:26pm PT
I fix one boom/engine on my quadcopter and next thing you know I crater the thing and the other side is broken.

Good thing 4 more beasts show up tomorrow. The Armada is building.
moosedrool

climber
lost, far away from Poland
Jul 2, 2014 - 03:28pm PT
Invading Iraq, Nature?

Moose
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Jul 2, 2014 - 04:41pm PT
Nature, you need to build mobile ad-hoc networks on those things to extend the control range, and to provide a communications infrastructure for remote targeting when you mount guns on them. Then you can clear out crags during your approach and have your pick of any climb you want. Heck, you probably only have to dust off one or two before the rest of the folks clear out on their own.
nature

climber
Boulder, CO
Jul 2, 2014 - 04:44pm PT
Naw... Iraq is lost. Why bother.

Bigger plans:
http://www.southernfriedscience.com/?p=17317

Stay tuned folks, me and the Reverend Pagan Monkey Boy have plans.

7SacredPools

Trad climber
Guelph, Ontario, Canada
Jul 2, 2014 - 05:03pm PT
Not mine...

When I eat crunchy chips I can't hear the TV.
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
Jul 2, 2014 - 10:21pm PT
The lines at Costco were like 15 minutes long tonight and my cell was loosing power. I was seriously stressed that I would not be able to surf Facebook in line. I would have had to just stand there and look around. Scary. Fortunately it held out.
Roy Manderson

Sport climber
Bolted, NV
Jul 2, 2014 - 11:04pm PT
I ran out of Ol Roy dog food for my cat, so I had to head to wal mart again, then I saw this.
Wal-Mart Special
Wal-Mart Special
Credit: Roy Manderson
T H

Boulder climber
extraordinaire
Jul 2, 2014 - 11:45pm PT
The lines at Costco were like 15 minutes long tonight ...
I thought they closed before the sun went down like vampires or something.
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