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bvb
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flagstaff arizona
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Mar 28, 2006 - 09:12pm PT
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did our hero send? you betcha. third try, with a brief pause for a near-groundfall.
valley cracks. they're what's for DINNER
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Tarbuster
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 28, 2006 - 09:15pm PT
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We Interrupt this broadcast with overflow from "Sexiest Climber" Thread.
I Bring you-
Hank Caylor, AKA, Captain Trim!
Thing is , he's a cute little risk taker par excellence- and I don't only refer to the Carnal Escapade, for which he is much known...
Recently, he told me he quit Drinkin', Took up Triathlons, Started Climbing again and says he can hardly beat the girls off with a stick, he's got so much trim on his tail he has to sneak into his own house.
That said, my best Hank Story, Short and Suh-Weet!!!:
The dude luv's BASE jumpin'.
'Did one from a building in Denver, things went BAD, he takes a window shot right into the BUILDING!
Hank Say's in his characteristic Girl Killin' Super Babe Hoppin' Bad Boy Gravel Voice, """" Man, I was Livin' Richer than the "NUGE" (Ted Nugent for you fans, he's a big one): I slammed right through all this Glass, me and my bunk chute now draped over all this luggage on some mid-floor storage area. I'm Bleedin' pretty good. I high tail it outa the building, COPS now combing the streets for me! Well, I'm dialin' up my girl, so she can EXTRACT me, when the cops converge on me as I'm Spurtin' life blood from various lacerations, didn't give a sh#t man, 'Just wanted OUTA there! Yup, they took me in, blood still spewin' all over the Phone Booth as I was dragged out of it!!!""""
Hank Parties!
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Tarbuster
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 28, 2006 - 09:19pm PT
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Er Sorry,
Just had to get that out.
hem.
So, BVB-
A Dog's Roof?
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Russ Walling
Social climber
Same place as you, man...... (WB)
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Mar 28, 2006 - 09:19pm PT
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Separated at birth: Hank and Hillary Swank
Hey BVB, how did you get Frank Stallone (Slys brother) to sit by your "no camping" sign??
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Tarbuster
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 28, 2006 - 09:21pm PT
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Ya beeb's,
Stallone's Bro-
Dude's Runnin' quite the poodle doo, eh?
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bvb
Social climber
flagstaff arizona
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Mar 28, 2006 - 09:27pm PT
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back the fukk up, you festering interlopers. MY THREAD. MINE.
patiently waiting for the top-out to melt off on "shiver me timbers..."
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Elcapinyoazz
Mountain climber
Anchorage, Alaska
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Mar 28, 2006 - 09:30pm PT
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Bro looks like that kid that married Demi Moore. Koocher or something like that.
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bvb
Social climber
flagstaff arizona
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Mar 28, 2006 - 09:37pm PT
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when i was 31,
it was a very good year...
it was a very good year, for fat valley ice, on steep granite walls
but when the weather then warmed, they'd all come crashing down,
and end all the fun, when i was 31.
(cue violins...)
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bvb
Social climber
flagstaff arizona
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Mar 28, 2006 - 09:48pm PT
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it's in the bag! it's IN THE BAG!!!
OOOOO...DEE-NILE is NOT just a river in EGYPT....
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Tarbuster
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 28, 2006 - 09:50pm PT
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I'm not really trying to say anything here...
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bvb
Social climber
flagstaff arizona
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Mar 28, 2006 - 09:54pm PT
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the lovely dominatrix, swank and stylish in her anarchy colorz, flashing peter's out (yeah yeah, on tr, wtf, she went back and led it no falls four hours later, so take yer snide comments and STUFF 'EM)
besides, don't she look totally DOABLE???
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bvb
Social climber
flagstaff arizona
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Mar 28, 2006 - 09:56pm PT
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goddammit roy, i TOLD YOU that this is a HIJACK, now watch it before i light my shoe bomb with this here soggy match...!!!
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Tarbuster
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 28, 2006 - 10:01pm PT
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thbutbuhtbthu!!
Can't stop this shite!
I'm the Bidus!!!
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Tarbuster
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 28, 2006 - 10:14pm PT
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...Too Sexy for His Car,
*Too Sexy for His Clothes*
Too Sexy for his Shoes...
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bvb
Social climber
flagstaff arizona
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Mar 28, 2006 - 10:15pm PT
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goddammit, muh scanner's smoking again. i always believe in ending a good run with a leroy shot. here's our boy lookin' SWOLE, back in '93:
this ends our pirate hijacked evening transmission. the control boys now return you to our regularly scheduled programming. do not attempt to adjust your set.
all is well. pay no attention to the man behind the curtain, he knows what's best for you.
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Tarbuster
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 28, 2006 - 10:16pm PT
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I'm Blown Too..
!Handshake?
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WBraun
climber
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Mar 28, 2006 - 10:18pm PT
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Hahaha Lol you guys are a riot .......
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Tarbuster
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 28, 2006 - 10:19pm PT
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A Dog's Roof Upthread?
Awe, turds.
I'm gonna wander over to "name that pile" er somethin'
'Nice run Beebs.
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Klimmer
Mountain climber
San Diego
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Mar 28, 2006 - 10:24pm PT
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bvb--
Match hands on that there bolt hold and send her!
Damn I know the feeling . . . aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh! . . . gravity suuuuuuuuuuuuuucks . . .
Dust off and do her agan.
(I want a "Midnight Lighting" in my backyard to exact scale. I need to get back into climbing contact shape and try to do her again. That would be a life goal I would love to check-off)
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Tarbuster
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 28, 2006 - 10:36pm PT
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Ya Here's to You Beebs!!!
& Werner, Klimmer, Can't Say, John Vaughter, marty(r), Loomis, Off White, Jack Splat,Sewelleymon, Steelmnky,Elcapinyoazz, Mussy and all you Hip-Swayin' Lurkers!
( Werner, been many installments since we've seen Nance-Romance, eh?)
'Neb: Part X is dusted off and Rollin' PROUD!
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