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mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Apr 2, 2013 - 12:36pm PT
Frozen Jews concentrate.

Jew 'n Mountain Magazine had an article in it last week called Psychological Protection on 5.5s by Woody Alpen.

Sammy Davis, Jr., had a crib at Jewn. And he loved to sing Climb the Highest Mountain...

He could yodel...man!

Buck Wheat could do Matzoh Thin, but not Wheat Thin.

Let he among you who is without Thin catht the firtht thtone.
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Apr 2, 2013 - 01:51pm PT
I don't know about that.....the most famous Jew of all, Jesus Christ, ascended into Heaven unassisted- quite a climb in my book.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Apr 2, 2013 - 05:28pm PT
I have wandered the desert with a real Ashkenazy.

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Neither of us had a clue...

crusher

climber
Santa Monica, CA
Apr 2, 2013 - 05:30pm PT
Oy veh!

Funny thread, must have missed it the first time around. I'm the one who brings the entire contents of the kitchen with us on climbing trips...I'm not the one in the family however, who gets lost in the desert. And he's not Jewish!

Klimmer

Mountain climber
Apr 2, 2013 - 09:29pm PT
The Hebrews, The Jews, The Chosen have a wonderful history of climbing and roughing it. I agree with JD. Yeshua ascended to the right hand of Hashem unassisted. G-d is all about ascending to the high places.

Moses, climbing Mt Sinai, The Hebrews 40 years in the wilderness. Great campers for sure after that kind of time. John the Baptist, hardcore. Yeshua fasting and scrambling, climbing 40 days in the wilderness of Jordan. Great climbing for sure there. Beautiful wilderness.

95% Gentile and 5% Ashkenazi Jewish and proud.

Klimmer

zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Apr 2, 2013 - 10:43pm PT
cuz they're not like Jesus anymore?

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Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Apr 25, 2014 - 11:58am PT
Moosie, that was AWESOME! You're such a mensch! :-)

"Make yourself small"

Words to live by! And I almost forgot:

"Get up and get dressed."

I gotta try that today.
patrick compton

Trad climber
van
Apr 25, 2014 - 03:34pm PT
Jew climber dilemma:

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Flip Flop

Trad climber
Truckee, CA
Apr 25, 2014 - 03:43pm PT
Never climb with the superstitious. Ain't no fancy god gonna pull you outta this mess.
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Apr 25, 2014 - 05:22pm PT
Climbers make bad jews....or christians, muslims, mormans or any other faith. I'm proud to be a member of a tribe with such a healthy number of non believers.
clinker

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
Apr 25, 2014 - 05:38pm PT
Climbing is the religion of lunatics.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Apr 25, 2014 - 05:55pm PT
Some of yous schmutzes don't seem to unnerstand that being a Jew ain't
necessarily about believing in burning bushes and such.
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Apr 25, 2014 - 06:05pm PT
I know Reilly, there is a grey area there regarding religion and ethnicity but Sammy Davis Junior was a jew...or am I mistaken?
clinker

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
Apr 25, 2014 - 06:08pm PT
I knew about circumcision, the burning bush thing I hadn't heard of..
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Apr 25, 2014 - 07:13pm PT
Schmutz is something you get on your face...
Maybe you mean schmuck?
Flip Flop

Trad climber
Truckee, CA
Apr 25, 2014 - 09:13pm PT
Uh? Yes that's exactly what it means. It's a religion. Either you is or you ain't superstitious. People's Front of Judea, Judean People's Front, What Ever!?
Jingy

climber
Somewhere out there
Apr 25, 2014 - 10:30pm PT
Four Words: Woody Allen On Slab
Rolfr

Social climber
La Quinta and Penticton BC
Apr 26, 2014 - 12:03am PT
So one pork belly Jew decides its OK to make fun of his heritage and everyone one here sees it as licence to to stereo type Jews. Do you honestly believe he/she represents the majority view?

Get a fricking handle on it folks, would it be as funny if i disparaged your kids or family? Don't give me some BS about racial humour, intolerance and demeaning humour is condescending at the least and at the worst intolerance veiled in humour.

NUKE THIS F....ING THREAD! SHAME ON YOU ALL.
fluffy

Trad climber
Colorado
Apr 26, 2014 - 12:24am PT
Moses, climbing Mt Sinai, The Hebrews 40 years in the wilderness. Great campers for sure after that kind of time.

Great campers. Horrible route-finders. Probably take em 50 to do the Nose.
Jim Clipper

climber
from: forests to tree farms
Apr 26, 2014 - 12:53am PT
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