Have You Ever Eaten Rocky Mountain Oysters??? What a Trip!!

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BooDawg

Social climber
Polynesian Paradise
Topic Author's Original Post - Dec 24, 2010 - 12:15am PT
I went to a Christmas BBQ today where all kine local foods were served: Smoked goat meat, Kalua Pig, BBQd donkey, and Rocky Mountain Oysters. I'd heard about the "oysters" for a long time but never had the opportunity to savor (LOL!) them until today. As you can see in the photo below, they are little lumps of flesh which when BBQed resemble other kinds of meat.


Well looking at them is one thing, but trying them is another... But guys say that they taste good so why not? I mean, it's like a vasectomy, right?: The IDEA of someone cutting down by one's jewels is WAY WORSE than the reality...


Then I got my first surge of testosterone..., and I REALLY GOT CARNIVOROUS!


The texture wasn't as firm as ordinary meat, and they had a softer, almost mushy interior. But I did have seconds and thirds...

Any other experiences or questions? Please post 'em up!

Captain...or Skully

Big Wall climber
leading the away team, but not in a red shirt!
Dec 24, 2010 - 12:19am PT
We have a Rocky Mountain Oyster Festival nearby......Or we did.

I'm ambivalent.
nature

climber
Tuscon Again! India! India! Hawaii! LA?!?!
Dec 24, 2010 - 12:20am PT
what's the mercury content of the shellfish?
Captain...or Skully

Big Wall climber
leading the away team, but not in a red shirt!
Dec 24, 2010 - 12:22am PT
Alleged shellfish.
BooDawg

Social climber
Polynesian Paradise
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 24, 2010 - 12:23am PT
Probably low-to-no mercury since these are herbivorus animals...
pocoloco1

Social climber
The Chihuahua Desert
Dec 24, 2010 - 12:25am PT
nuts about nuts
AKA calf fries
Chicken Skinner

Trad climber
Yosemite
Dec 24, 2010 - 12:27am PT
Boo,

Isn't that supposed to be a delicacy? How come it is offered on a paper plate?

Ken
BooDawg

Social climber
Polynesian Paradise
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 24, 2010 - 12:34am PT
Ken: It's just local style around the fire! They are tough paniolos!! (cowboys)
mike m

Trad climber
black hills
Dec 24, 2010 - 12:44am PT
Remember supersize me? What do you think would happen if all you ate for a month was RMO. By the way I have dabbled....not that there is anything wrong with that.
Tfish

Trad climber
La Crescenta, CA
Dec 24, 2010 - 12:55am PT
I had some at this spot just out of Lander, Wyoming. They were pretty good and Im a picky eater.
nature

climber
Tuscon Again! India! India! Hawaii! LA?!?!
Dec 24, 2010 - 01:02am PT
but it's an oyster!

close relative to the Owens Valley Oyster if I'm not mistaken.
john hansen

climber
Dec 24, 2010 - 01:02am PT
Boodog,,

You are a braver man than me,,




I know plenty ranch people on the Big Island and have been offered these treats many times,,

The Kalaniopio's , Hoopai's, Greenwell's,,, and in Hamakua, all the portagee's ,, the De rego's , De freitas, the Souza's and Nobriega'z , the Carvahloe's,.the Motta's,, ect



We go up Mana road sometimes to Makala hau and Hania poi and hang out for the weekend at the old Parker ranch bunk houses,,

Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Dec 24, 2010 - 01:07am PT
Up here - well, in Saskatchewan anyway - they're known as prairie oysters.

Another such delicacy is the CPR Strawberry: http://www.bookrags.com/tandf/cpr-strawberry-tf/

(The CPR being our trans-Canada railway, finished in 1886. It took four or more days from Vancouver to the east, and so 'strawberries' were helpful for passengers' digestion.)
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 24, 2010 - 01:28am PT
The smooth organ fest lives!
Ghost

climber
A long way from where I started
Dec 24, 2010 - 01:29am PT
I'm ambivalent.

You mean you, like, sometimes dress up in high heels and fantasize about testicles?
BooDawg

Social climber
Polynesian Paradise
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 24, 2010 - 02:49am PT
The Fest may live, but the organs do not!!
illusiondweller

Trad climber
San Diego, CA
Dec 24, 2010 - 03:13am PT
Bulls balls...oh yeah, and a Mexican "Caballero" friend of mine told me the scrotum sack is then saved, blown into like a balloon, then tied off and dried to be used as water gourds out in the field.
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Dec 24, 2010 - 07:59am PT
Did you lick them before you ate them?
BooDawg

Social climber
Polynesian Paradise
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 24, 2010 - 08:17am PT
No licking! Just chewing!

A friend laughed, telling me she had much more experience with such things than I! Of course, she was right.
Captain...or Skully

Big Wall climber
leading the away team, but not in a red shirt!
Dec 24, 2010 - 08:26am PT
You mean you, like, sometimes dress up in high heels and fantasize about testicles?
Hmmm. Naw. No fantasizing. ;-)
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