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Norwegian

Trad climber

dancin on the tip of god's middle finger

Topic Author's Reply - Sep 12, 2014 - 06:08am PT

in response to mary's unexplained
conception,
i'd like to author some day
my own immaculate death.

like an epiphany, turned inward.

read how it wasn't, in the obituaries;
or perhaps in an addendum
to the holey bible.

Mark Force

Trad climber

Cave Creek, AZ

Sep 12, 2014 - 06:35pm PT

Heroin

covelocos

Trad climber

Sep 13, 2014 - 09:43am PT

"I'd like to go to bed and wake up dead the next morning." ~My Pop. (exactly how he went, too!)

couchmaster

climber

Mar 27, 2015 - 10:00am PT

Whoh, I was perusing the thread wondering how many of us have passed and caught the late Paul Humphery, posting as Disaster Master, post from 2010.

Dec 21, 2010 - 01:59pm PT
When I die
it won't be
from giving up.

When I finish this Thing,
or It finishes me,
I will be burnt to ashes.
Then mixed with magnesium.

I will be packaged in small mesh balls,
labeled with sarcasm, and prepared for distribution.

Then on fine day, when all who care gather cliffside
at an unimportant stone set in my heart,
they will grab my balls and place them gently in their chalk bags.

Then they will climb, climb, climb,
and grind me into the holds of my favorite creations.

But that's not all. My balls will travel in my friends sacks all over the world. I will be ground into the classics I have never seen, and could only imagine completing.

It will be the final road trip to everywhere. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

Paul, I have your last will and testament chalk ball with your ashes packed and ready for a world class adventure this weekend. Heading where I do not believe any human being has ever trod. The intransigence of life permeates my soul.

2 weeks ago:

Norwegian

Trad climber

dancin on the tip of god's middle finger

Topic Author's Reply - Apr 22, 2015 - 03:21am PT

carried off by
a dream.

Bushman

Social climber

Elk Grove, California

Apr 22, 2015 - 05:36am PT

In a letter to Mister Norw Egian,
Sir,

Re passage of a dream;
We are respectfully requesting,
Forms and documents numbered 1 thru 953 to be submitted to us by May the 1st, 2015
Also
Please attach a waiver of liability for accidental insect ingestion,
Along with said docs.
And sign the terms of agreement here ___.
Your dreams are important to us,
And we want you to have the best dreaming experience available to you.
Please let us know in writing how we can better serve you.

Sincerely,
-B Ushman
Dream Landscape Paper Dog