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Chaz

Trad climber
greater Boss Angeles area
Aug 3, 2015 - 08:48am PT
Philo writes:

"Carrying a few pounds of surgical metal in my body gets me singled out for extra attention every time."


That should get you singled out once. Maybe. Not even once if TSA were thinking ahead and doing their homework.

apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Aug 3, 2015 - 09:00am PT
"One 9/11 was enough."


You really think the TSA & their dogs are gonna be enough to stop another plane from flying into a building?

At this point, I doubt it highly.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Aug 3, 2015 - 09:05am PT
Maybe not, Ap, but armed F-16's certainly can and they're not
shy about scrambling them any longer.
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Aug 3, 2015 - 09:18am PT
You really think the TSA & their dogs are gonna be enough to stop another plane from flying into a building?

At this point, I doubt it highly.



Something is working, or it WOULD have happened in the last 15 years.
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Aug 3, 2015 - 09:20am PT
I'd much rather have some armed, skilled F-16's flying around rather than a bunch of patch-wearing, ex-boy scout wannabe cops wasting my time & tax money while they feel up my junk.

Survival, that's not exactly conclusive cause & effect evidence that anything the TSA is doing is making a difference.
philo

climber
Topic Author's Reply - Aug 3, 2015 - 09:43am PT
Trained detection dogs detect scents in the parts per trillion. That's Trillion with a T.
We can't even make a machine that comes close.
jmacrosoft

Sport climber
Atlanta, GA
Aug 3, 2015 - 10:03am PT
Really anxious to check all my climbing gear for my fight. They've got sticky fingers.
philo

climber
Topic Author's Reply - Aug 3, 2015 - 10:07am PT
Sticky fingers? Wonder if that could be from a ball cupping gone awry?
Chaz

Trad climber
greater Boss Angeles area
Aug 3, 2015 - 10:11am PT
Mr Milktoast,

Don't you think that's the way it should be?

Even if I just go to Tijuana, there's a two-tiered ( at least ) system for re-entry.

Coming back, I wait in the Long Line, because I'm only down there once every other blue moon, and the Border Patrol's never seen me before. They're going to have a couple questions for me. Depending on how I do answering those, they might have a couple more.

The other ( short ) line is for those who cross back and forth all the time. A lot of people work on one side of the border and live on the other, so they cross the border every day. The Border Patrol knows these people, and knows they aren't doing anything wrong. They breeze right through a turnstile by swiping a card - just like getting on the subway.

A hell of a lot of the people in that Express Line look like Mexicans, too. But so what? Those people have already answered all of the government's questions - with right answers - so there's no point doing it again. Especially when I'M there waiting.

Give them a handshake. Give them a hug. Give them a flower necklace and a Pina Colada like they do in Hawaii. I don't care.

Last time I flew anywhere ( JFK-LGB ), the TSA experience was a pointless exercise of going through the motions. My cousin's husband - George - is walking around like Philo, with metal. It's in his knee. He wears shorts when he flies, to make it easy for TSA to see the scars which match up exactly with the metal detector pings. But still he has to spend several minutes in the glass room, getting wanded and probed, even though he flies all the time.

My cousin, who has never done anything wrong in her life - valedictorian of her high school class, raised two kids who were also valedictorian of their respective high school classes, one of which earned a graduate degree at UCLA, the other a West Point grad - gets the same treatment, probably because of her association with the known metal-carrier George.

When it was my turn, I just walked right through, without a glance from anybody. Even though I had n00b flyer written all over me ( I didn't know you were supposed to pull your computer out of your bag, and put it in a separate bus tray ) and I had checked a bag that wasn't mine and that I hadn't packed!
johnboy

Trad climber
Can't get here from there
Aug 3, 2015 - 11:32am PT
I'm with ya philo.
I good leg humping would help ease my fear of flying.
mucci

Trad climber
The pitch of Bagalaar above you
Aug 3, 2015 - 11:49am PT
No dogs!@

How am I supposed to bring all my medicinal herbolage in my carry on?

Don't f*#k this up you TSA haters.

dirtbag

climber
Aug 3, 2015 - 11:52am PT
I imagine they stop quite a few dumbshits, who still can do a lot damage. Probably more idiots than terrorists. Drunks, psych ward types, malcontents, etc.

They might even deter a few smart people. Hard to say--we will never get meaningful data on that.

Smart, determined people can still do whatever they want, of course.
Lorenzo

Trad climber
Portland Oregon
Aug 3, 2015 - 11:58am PT

Aug 3, 2015 - 09:18am PT
You really think the TSA & their dogs are gonna be enough to stop another plane from flying into a building?

At this point, I doubt it highly.



Something is working, or it WOULD have happened in the last 15 years.

Before 9-11 the only plane that went into a building in New York was into the Empire State Building by accident. It was one of ours.

There were plenty of people who hated us in 1945 and since, too.
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TSA does nothing for our safety.
philo

climber
Topic Author's Reply - Aug 3, 2015 - 03:05pm PT
"TSA does nothing for our safety"

Well they do make people take their shoes off.
Could be Scorpions in them you know.
Lorenzo

Trad climber
Portland Oregon
Aug 3, 2015 - 03:44pm PT
You take your shoes off and then walk barefoot across a carpet in a machine where 50,000 other people have walked across since it was last cleaned.

Scorpions sounds safer.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Aug 3, 2015 - 08:13pm PT
JB, the TSA is like Sesame Street compared to Canuckistani Immigration.
philo

climber
Topic Author's Reply - Aug 4, 2015 - 06:06am PT
TSA a failure at every level: Security expert - CNBC.com
http://www.cnbc.com/2015/06/.../tsa-a-failure-at-every-level-security-expert.html

Jun 9, 2015 - Multiple failures by the Transportation Security Administration highlight the need for change at the agency, security expert Anthony Roman said.
The failures at TSA start long before screeners fail to detect bombs ...
http://www.theguardian.com › Opinion › Transport policy

Jun 7, 2015 - TSA's failures start long before screeners fail to detect bombs in security tests. Jason Edward Harrington. The agency fails covert tests 95% of ...
EXCLUSIVE: Undercover DHS Tests Find Security Failures at US ...
abcnews.go.com/US/exclusive-undercover-dhs-tests...failures/story?id...

Jun 1, 2015 - An internal investigation of the Transportation Security Administration revealed security failures at dozens of the nation's busiest airports.
‎Yawning, Whistling Might Get ... - ‎5 Rights You Lose Whenever ...
The TSA's 95% Failure Rate: Be Careful What You Ask For When ...
http://www.forbes.com/.../the-tsas-95-failure-rate-be-carefull-what-you-ask-for-w...

Jun 8, 2015 - Of course, he didn't deserve to be in the position from which he was fired either. Last week Carrway was “reassigned” from his job as acting ...
TSA failures spark calls for privatization | TheHill
thehill.com/policy/.../244483-tsa-failures-spark-calls-for-privatization

Jun 9, 2015 - Embarrassing security lapses at the nation's airports are triggering renewed calls to replace the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) ...
What a 95% failure rate says about the TSA - LA Times
http://www.latimes.com/opinion/editorials/la-ed-0604-tsa-20150604-story.html

Jun 4, 2015 - A Transportation Security Administration checkpoint at Los Angeles ... The TSA's staggering 95% failure rate was attributed to both human and ...
TSA screeners failed tests to detect explosives, weapons ... - CNN.com
http://www.cnn.com/2015/06/01/.../tsa-failed-undercover-airport-screening-tests/

Jun 2, 2015 - Acting TSA director reassigned after screeners failed tests to detect .... and Government Reform Committee, called the failure rate "deeply ...
Pilot: Is TSA security a complete failure? - CNN.com
http://www.cnn.com/2015/06/03/opinions/abend-tsa-screening-failure/

Jun 4, 2015 - Les Abend is a Boeing 777 captain for a major airline with 31 years of flying experience. He is also a CNN aviation analyst and senior ...
TSA Chief Out After Agents Fail 95 Percent of Airport Breach Tests ...
http://www.nbcnews.com/.../investigation-breaches-us-airports-allowed-weapons-...

Jun 1, 2015 - TSA chief out is after screeners fail 95 percent of tests 3:26 ... get weapons past TSA agents in 67 out of 70 tests — a 95 percent failure rate, ...
Shocking TSA failures lead to agency shakeup | MSNBC
http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/shocking-tsa-failures-lead-agency-shakeup

Jun 1, 2015 - Homeland Security agents were able to smuggle fake weapons and bombs through TSA airport security checkpoints in 67 out of 70 attempts ...
Moof

Big Wall climber
Orygun
Aug 4, 2015 - 07:31am PT
Doubtful anything will be done.

Bush's legacy will shamble on. Anyone who tries to unravel it will get full blame if anything happens in the future, even if it likely would slip through today. It is the Willie Horton effect in full force.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Aug 4, 2015 - 09:36am PT
Brennan, when I lived in Seattle and enjoyed going north regularly yer
border peeps were really nice. What happened? In all fairness I have to
say TSA peeps seem to make an effort to be friendly. Canadian Immigration
peeps seem to pride themselves on their surliness. Do they have a thing
against us spending our money up there? After my visit to Toronto in April
the wife is gonna have a hard sell to get me back up there.
Lorenzo

Trad climber
Portland Oregon
Aug 28, 2015 - 10:47pm PT
Speaking of scorpions on the plane...

Took just a flight from Newark to Portland. Plane came from the Dominican Republic.

I get the early boarding for a change, get one foot in the door, and they hustle us out, saying somebody saw "a bug".

Me to Flight attendant: " it's a scorpion, isn't it?"

Her: "no, no. Just a bug"


So now instead of me being the first guy on the plane, I'm the last, as they turn us around and march us all to a new gate and new plane.

It was a scorpion, it turns out. They gotta stop flying bananas on passenger flights. Scorpions in the bunches is a well documented issue.
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