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Mighty Hiker
Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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Topic Author's Original Post - Nov 3, 2008 - 01:08pm PT
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I thought it would be good to have a thread for election and political humour, of all types, as a break from all the other stuff. (Not to displace Don's wonderful story thread, though.)
I Wanna Be Sedated (The Ramones)
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
Nothin' to do no where to go-o-oh I wanna be sedated
Just get me to the airport put me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers I can't control my brain
Oh no no no no no
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
Nothin' to do no where to go-o-oh I wanna be sedated
Just put me in a wheelchair get me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers I can't control my brain
Oh no no no no no
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
Nothin' to do no where to go-o-oh I wanna be sedated
Just put me in a wheelchair get me to the show
Hurry hurry hurry before I go loco
I can't control my fingers I can't control my toes
Oh no no no no no
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
Nothin' to do no where to go-o-oh I wanna be sedated
Just put me in a wheelchair get me to the show
Hurry hurry hurry before I go loco
I can't control my fingers I can't control my toes
Oh no oh oh oh oh
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated
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Hardman Knott
Gym climber
Muir Woods National Monument, Mill Valley, Ca
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Q. Does John McCain wear boxers or briefs?
A. Depends...
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Chris2
Trad climber
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We bear ly got to know her.
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Karl Baba
Trad climber
Yosemite, Ca
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now that's a picture Ouch could get ahold of!
Peace
Karl
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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Tami, I don't think Frosty does drugs. You wanta borrow my Electro-shock kit? it works for me. Gurgle, drool....
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MisterE
Trad climber
My Inner Nut
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Top Ten Ways McCain Can Turn It Around
10. Try the old "I'll vote for you if you vote for me" trick
9.Inspire America by jumping Straight Talk Express over Snake River Canyon
8.Change name to Jorack McBama
7.Start wearing a cape
6.Step one: send Bin Laden free tickets to Giants game. Step two: when he shows up in East Rutherford, New Jersey expecting to enjoy some big blue smashmouth football: gotcha sucka!
5.Sizzling tango with Cloris Leachman on "Dancing With The Stars"
4.Put more effort into budget plan, less effort into Facebook status updates
3.Point out his steady leadership got us through the Great Depression
2.Assure voters the only poll that matters is in his pants
1.Get Sarah Palin to illegally fire herself
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TradIsGood
Chalkless climber
the Gunks end of the country
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Tami,
Be careful how many sedatives you take.
We wouldn't want you to Isiah Thomas on us.
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AllieKat
Social climber
Kirkland, WA
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You guys are totally cracking me up! Honestly...funny stuff. (either that or I am getting delirious....) hehe
: )
~AllieKat
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SteveW
Trad climber
The state of confusion
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Tami
Send some of the leftover sedatives to me!!!!!1111111
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MisterE
Trad climber
My Inner Nut
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Sooo...how was dinner at Tami's? :-)
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Mighty Hiker
Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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Topic Author's Reply - Nov 4, 2008 - 12:09pm PT
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Postponed - Tami's husband was unwell yesterday. All excited about the election, perhaps, as he's a U.S. citizen.
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MisterE
Trad climber
My Inner Nut
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Sorry to hear that, back on topic:
Top Ten Surprising Facts About Sarah Palin presented by residents of Wasilla, Alaska
10. Sometimes Sarah calls John McCain "grandpa"
-Interior Designer, May-Lynn Pauling
9. She stole that sexy librarian look from me
-Grasshopper Aviation Pilot, Dave Glenn
8. Recently passed legislation to build a bridge to Funkytown
-General Manager of a Mexican Restaurant, Jerry Ochoa
7. Does great impression of Tina Fey
-Banker and Race Car Driver, Erika Bills
6. Favorite meal: moose nuggets and beaver jerky
-Private Music Teacher, Ana Hartman
5. Working on "Knight Rider" spin-off about a talking snowmobile
-Virtual Golf-Shooting Range Owner, Calvin Culverwell
4. Favorite book? "Late Show Fun Facts" -- available at fine stores everywhere
-Flight Paramedic, Steven Heyano
3. Once spent a week in the hospital after attempting to put lipstick on a pit bull
-Dental Hygenist, Kathy McCone
2. To improve her foreign policy experience, she recently went to the International House of Pancakes
-Deputy Mayor and Chiropractor, Kris Larson
1. Only person I know who's not afraid to go hunting with Dick Cheney
-From the Wasilla Chamber of Commerce, Lyn Carden
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kunlun_shan
Mountain climber
SF, CA
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from http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/11/03/entertainment/e232941S17.DTL
"Today Barack Obama campaigned in Florida and Virginia. And McCain campaigned in two states: panic and desperation." — David Letterman, CBS'"Late Show."
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"Actually, there is a good chance that we could go to bed tomorrow night and not know who's running the country. Just like it's been for the last eight years." — Jay Leno, NBC's "Tonight Show."
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"Right now it's a toss up between Barack and Obama." — Jimmy Kimmel on ABC's "Jimmy Kimmel Live!"
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"This is my first election, not sure what supposed do on Election Eve. Are there traditions? So you hang your `chads' over the fireplace? Leave stuff out for your favorite candidate? Maybe a sandwich for Obama. That is a thin man .... McCain, leave him some food, nice warm mug of creamed corn ... Tasty. And you don't need to chew." — Craig Ferguson, CBS'"Late Late Show."
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"Who are the real winners in this election? Don't ask me. Ask Joe the Plumber's agent." — Stephen Colbert, Comedy Central's "The Colbert Report."
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"Congratulations to everybody who ran the New York City Marathon yesterday. Good to have you here. And a special congratulations to this year's winner, Joe the Runner." — Letterman.
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"The Republican Party has asked President Bush to stay out of sight until after the election. Apparently Bush has agreed to this strategy and is appearing weekly on the NBC series, `Kath and Kim.'" — Conan O'Brien on NBC's "Late Night."
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"I don't want to say that the Obamas are overly confident, but they've already agreed to let Oprah use their house in Chicago as a place to keep her dogs." — Kimmel.
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"According to recent news reports, Bill Clinton has now become an adviser to Barack Obama. Bill Clinton is giving advice to Barack Obama. Do you know who is really upset about this? Michelle Obama." — Leno.
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"My guest, Andrew Sullivan, says conservatives should support Obama. Well, McCain's campaign managers certainly have done their part." — Colbert.
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"Did you get any of those annoying robo calls? You know, those phone call recorded messages from the candidates. I got them all weekend. I even got one from Ralph Nader's campaign. Turns out it wasn't recorded. It was Ralph calling personally from a pay phone." — Leno.
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"Sarah Palin is going to celebrate the end of the campaign. She charged one last $1500 blouse to the campaign. So, got that out of the way." — Letterman.
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"This weekend at a John McCain rally, Arnold Schwarzenegger said that Barack Obama needs to exercise more because his legs are too skinny. Then he said: `Now behold, the awesome physical specimen that is John McCain!'" — O'Brien.
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SteveW
Trad climber
The state of confusion
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Well, when she guts him, she won't find a heart.
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Mighty Hiker
Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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Topic Author's Reply - Nov 4, 2008 - 12:59pm PT
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Motto today for Fatty, Juan, LEB, skipt, bookworm, just passin thru, and their fellow travellers:
"Barack to the Future".
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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You never know. Junior voted straight Reptilian.
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Mighty Hiker
Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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Topic Author's Reply - Nov 4, 2008 - 01:19pm PT
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Thought for sure Junior would punch the straight LiberReptilian ticket.
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Gene
climber
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I thought Junior would vote for Barrack Iguana.
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