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rwedgee

Ice climber
CA
Topic Author's Original Post - Apr 15, 2015 - 10:06pm PT
Check the board.....it's had a breath of fresh air

Oh wait, a politico thread.... dude....time to step off. Period

This is once again a CLIMBING FORUM

Change it to Climb Master and jump on board
Or Climb Faster and phuck Hillary
ß Î Ø T Ç H

Boulder climber
extraordinaire
Apr 15, 2015 - 10:24pm PT
healyje

Trad climber
Portland, Oregon
Apr 15, 2015 - 10:52pm PT
Go after the couchmaster and you'll likely die from the blows of a hundred [different] hammers...
WBraun

climber
Apr 15, 2015 - 11:01pm PT
Couchmaster has a couch.

TheMaster doesn't have a couch.

A couch is all American.

Couchmaster wins .......

jstan

climber
Apr 15, 2015 - 11:08pm PT
Damn! Can someone loan me a down jacket?
Studly

Trad climber
WA
Apr 15, 2015 - 11:18pm PT
The Couchmaster will hand you your ass on a silver platter and then some.




just let him move in with you, is it so bad to see somebody happy?


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Gunkie

climber
Apr 16, 2015 - 05:46am PT
Oh man, I answered 'yes' too many times.
couchmaster

climber
Apr 16, 2015 - 08:07am PT
IN B4 THE BANZ! WOOT! You won't be feeling so smug R. wedgie when I'm kicked back on my back deck with my feet up sippin liqueur out of a Hillary Highball glass barbequing fresh dog-killed Possum and squirrel! HAHA!



Glasses (they really exist):

Used (rescue/formerly unwanted) Dog:





Ref:
http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=2610376&tn=0&mr=0

I posted one time on that thread: a link to the "Ready For Hillary" web store. Somewhat non-political. It took off like a rocket. Folks somehow find it really interesting. You'd think if folks didn't want to talk about Hillary or Politics they would just not post. However, it looks to be a respectful, interesting and informed discourse over there, and not just a rehash of the Hillary web store offerings or the old style angry mudslinging to folks that disagree with ya. So bravisimo to them! Maybe it's cause The Chief is gone and took a lot of the inflammatory oratory with him.

Hmmm, in order to give equal time, will I have to post up the Marco Rubio web store when they run specials of the Fidel Castro bobblehead doll, Jeb Bush Illuminati stickers or the Chris Christy election special sale on cans of Weight Watchers food? LOL. I can let you put that stuff up.

Price was right on the dog. Free. No one wanted the thing.



Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Apr 16, 2015 - 09:30am PT
The couch rocks!
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Apr 16, 2015 - 09:48am PT
couch is a welcome feature here at ST. There are farrr more worthy candidates of expungement.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Apr 16, 2015 - 10:18am PT
I agree, Apogee.

And here is Edmund Hillary.

JEleazarian

Trad climber
Fresno CA
Apr 16, 2015 - 11:14am PT
couch is a welcome feature here at ST.

Hear, hear!

John
L

climber
California dreamin' on the farside of the world..
Apr 16, 2015 - 04:46pm PT
That is one ferociously cute pooch ya got there, Couch.

And smart enough to bring home the bacon! (Possum or ground hog?)
thebravecowboy

climber
the Midcontinent Rift
Apr 16, 2015 - 07:57pm PT
blasting the FA with a whisk-broom. solid!


Yeah, this thread is pretty sweet too. Almost as cool as climbing new routes with a whisk-broom. Or not.
couchmaster

climber
Apr 27, 2015 - 04:10pm PT


LOL, thanks. Standard rack for some of these guys around here is a shorty shovel, stiff mountaineering type boots (to kick steps) and an ice axe. (The pick slots into the cracks so you can dig out fingerlocks/pro locations). If you get off route you can also use it to defend yourself from the marauding monster banana slugs.





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