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mouse from merced

Trad climber

The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.

Topic Author's Original Post - Jun 6, 2014 - 04:47am PT

Any old rims, from the Ditch or the Grand Canyon or any old place like that that has a rim.

No automobile wheel rims, please. Have some class.

bob

climber

Jun 6, 2014 - 05:46am PT

Oh yeah!

mouse from merced

Trad climber

The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.

Topic Author's Reply - Jun 12, 2014 - 11:34pm PT

Big Mike, remember that aft from last year's Facelift?

Then bob's yer uncle!Rim-gazing is a pleasant way to spend a few hours.

mike m

Trad climber

black hills

Jun 13, 2014 - 06:40am PT

Norwegian

Trad climber

dancin on the tip of god's middle finger

Jun 13, 2014 - 07:09am PT

no photo, thank god
though i'll scratch an image
using just stacked letters:

just recently i was using a women's restroom,
of the outhouse type.

i flipped the lid and before i sat
i noticed the pristine state
of the toilet port, just below
the rim.

do women not shoot shite out of their asse?
with enough x-vector to impact
the back of the toilet wall?
does it come out and down with
ballet shoes on, and a song?

there was not a trace of scat there;
not a single sign of explosive butt-time.

so, of course, i mustard-up the
requisite gut-combustion
and made fresh skid marks on that
vertical rear wall;
and probably the next gal
that uses the toilet
will know that a male
had trespassed their
protected domain and
robbed the place of
it's virginity sacred.

Norwegian

Trad climber

dancin on the tip of god's middle finger

Jun 13, 2014 - 07:54am PT

mouse from merced

Trad climber

The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.

Topic Author's Reply - Jun 13, 2014 - 08:13am PT

^^^^and that's the norwegian vergion of outhouse rock^^^^

he's not joshin'
it was sloshin'
when he got done
this tale he spun
chucky's caper
with toilet paper
he hit the road
after droppin' his load
perverted at best
it's off his chest
he used their john
now away he's gone
left stacked words
and stinkin' turds
--burma shave

mouse from merced

Trad climber

The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.

Topic Author's Reply - Jun 13, 2014 - 08:38am PT

^^^^and the polish virgin^^^^

your stuff cracks me up and sh!t, mooseturd

Ma would not have approved these messages.

hagerty

Social climber

A Sandy Area South of a Salty Lake

Jun 13, 2014 - 12:00pm PT

mouse from merced

Trad climber

The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.

Topic Author's Reply - Jun 13, 2014 - 12:36pm PT

Big Mike

Trad climber

Jun 13, 2014 - 12:58pm PT

Ya i do Mouse!! I could spend all day in that meadow!! Those shots turned out sweet!!

Looking up at the rim of the chief.

mouse from merced

Trad climber

The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.

Topic Author's Reply - Jun 13, 2014 - 04:00pm PT

248570 is a photoid number in da ST photo search

If da fire don' gitcha den da brimstone will

Flip Flop

Trad climber

Truckee, CA

Jun 13, 2014 - 05:25pm PT

( forgive the repost but it's the Verdon)

Ed Hartouni

Trad climber

Livermore, CA

Jun 13, 2014 - 07:17pm PT

neebee

Social climber

calif/texas

Jun 14, 2014 - 12:15am PT

hey there say... wow, some very nice pics, and some older shots here, too...

thanks for sharing...

mouse from merced

Trad climber

The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.

Topic Author's Reply - Jun 14, 2014 - 07:50am PT

Frost, Robbins, Pratt and Chouinard at the completion of the first ascent of the North America Wall on El Capitan in 1964.

Pratt foolin' around at Vernal Fall, in 1968. Serious history here.
Seriously...he was just foolin' around.