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survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 3, 2013 - 12:28pm PT
Amen brother. Me either.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Dec 3, 2013 - 12:30pm PT
My wife had a patient who named her daughter Clamydia because she thought
it sounded 'pretty'. I'm not sure how she spelled it on the birth cert.
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Dec 3, 2013 - 12:30pm PT
"and I would never buy or wear a pair of shoes called...

"Blue Butt Plugs"..."





thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Dec 3, 2013 - 12:36pm PT
I once knew a guy called Lemonjello. Did not pronounce it as Lemon Jello, though.
Tami

Social climber
Canada
Dec 3, 2013 - 12:58pm PT

Agreed, Bruce. Stupid name. But so many are. I always hated the biggus-dickus names assigned to outdoor products

Why not start calling shoes, jackets, and other outdoor products by random stupid names.

I'd buy shoes named BLUE BUTT PLUGS.

And so would you Locker, ya lyin' dawg.
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 3, 2013 - 12:59pm PT
So, I know we can crack a joke about anything around here, but does no one see my point about selling a shoe named Kailash?

Is it just me?
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Dec 3, 2013 - 01:03pm PT
I don't think any name should be off-limits. If the La Sportiva C.untmaster was the best edging shoe I'd buy it and wouldn't care.

Best not to get too precious or worked up over such silly things. The mountain loses none of it's luster if it is put on a hiking boot.
Tami

Social climber
Canada
Dec 3, 2013 - 01:09pm PT
Uhh, Bruce? I agreed with ya , ya knob.

It's the appropriation of all things able to be marketed. Manufacturing firms consumerize EVERYTHING with goofy names they think the thronging hoards of consumers will want.

WHich is why the Blue Butt Plug joke is so very apropos in this context.
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 3, 2013 - 01:11pm PT
Sorry Tami, I guess we were posting at the same time!!

The new North Face Vagina jacket is really cozy.

I guess the Scarpa Faggots would be a great shoe for you GDavis?
Tami

Social climber
Canada
Dec 3, 2013 - 01:12pm PT
^^^HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA^^^^^


Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Dec 3, 2013 - 01:12pm PT
^^^^^^
Does it have a, built in MUFF?
Tami

Social climber
Canada
Dec 3, 2013 - 01:14pm PT
^^^^^^^^^^LOL LOL LOL ROTFLMFAO ^^^^^^^^^
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 3, 2013 - 01:15pm PT
Does it have a, built in MUFF?


Well, the labial vestibule collar is supposed to be extra large.
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
U.N. Ambassador, Crackistan
Dec 3, 2013 - 01:17pm PT
I need me some Jesus f*#king Christ slippers and some Mohammed boots and some Buddha bottoms and some yeshiva rubber please

DMT
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Dec 3, 2013 - 01:17pm PT
"Well, the labial vestibule collar is supposed to be extra large. "






I heard it gathers moisture pretty fast.
Tami

Social climber
Canada
Dec 3, 2013 - 01:19pm PT
OUTTA CONTROL MUDSKPPERS THINK THE THREAD HAS DERAILED


"WE LIKE BLUE BUTT PLUGS"
"WE LIKE BLUE BUTT PLUGS"
Credit: poached from the web or maybe one of you guys



justalittle :-D
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 3, 2013 - 01:19pm PT
Speaking of, did you know there is a climb with the disgusting name of "tighter than a twelve year old"?
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Vancouver Canada
Dec 3, 2013 - 01:22pm PT
Tami

Social climber
Canada
Dec 3, 2013 - 01:23pm PT
GIVE US YOUR BUTT PLUG SHOES
GIVE US YOUR BUTT PLUG SHOES
Credit: Stefan Meyers took this, not I, I just posted it c'os it's funny
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Dec 3, 2013 - 01:29pm PT
The Blue Butt Plug shoes are sure good for...

















































Shitty Rock!
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