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locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Dec 3, 2013 - 12:26pm PT


and I would never buy or wear a pair of shoes called...

"Blue Butt Plugs"...

survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 3, 2013 - 12:28pm PT
Amen brother. Me either.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Dec 3, 2013 - 12:30pm PT
My wife had a patient who named her daughter Clamydia because she thought
it sounded 'pretty'. I'm not sure how she spelled it on the birth cert.
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Dec 3, 2013 - 12:30pm PT
"and I would never buy or wear a pair of shoes called...

"Blue Butt Plugs"..."





thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Dec 3, 2013 - 12:36pm PT
I once knew a guy called Lemonjello. Did not pronounce it as Lemon Jello, though.
Tami

Social climber
Canada
Dec 3, 2013 - 12:58pm PT

Agreed, Bruce. Stupid name. But so many are. I always hated the biggus-dickus names assigned to outdoor products

Why not start calling shoes, jackets, and other outdoor products by random stupid names.

I'd buy shoes named BLUE BUTT PLUGS.

And so would you Locker, ya lyin' dawg.
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 3, 2013 - 12:59pm PT
So, I know we can crack a joke about anything around here, but does no one see my point about selling a shoe named Kailash?

Is it just me?
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Dec 3, 2013 - 01:01pm PT


"I'd buy shoes named BLUE BUTT PLUGS.

And so would you Locker, ya lyin' dawg."
...


BUSTED!!!...

You KNOW damned well I WOULD!!!...


LOL!!!...
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Dec 3, 2013 - 01:01pm PT

"So, I know we can crack a joke about anything around here, but does no one see my point about selling a shoe named Kailash?

Is it just me?"
...


Personally it does not offend me in any way...

So from my perspective...

it's just you...


;-)

GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Dec 3, 2013 - 01:03pm PT
I don't think any name should be off-limits. If the La Sportiva C.untmaster was the best edging shoe I'd buy it and wouldn't care.

Best not to get too precious or worked up over such silly things. The mountain loses none of it's luster if it is put on a hiking boot.
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Dec 3, 2013 - 01:07pm PT

"I don't think any name should be off-limits."...

You might want to re-think that one...

Do I need to post some names that you PROBABLY wouldn't want to be caught wearing???...


;-)



EDITED:

Here's a few to get you started...

Fill in the BLANK:


"Evlov SP-CS"...

"La Sportiva CHIN-S"...

"Boreal NI--ERS"...
...



Tami

Social climber
Canada
Dec 3, 2013 - 01:09pm PT
Uhh, Bruce? I agreed with ya , ya knob.

It's the appropriation of all things able to be marketed. Manufacturing firms consumerize EVERYTHING with goofy names they think the thronging hoards of consumers will want.

WHich is why the Blue Butt Plug joke is so very apropos in this context.
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 3, 2013 - 01:11pm PT
Sorry Tami, I guess we were posting at the same time!!

The new North Face Vagina jacket is really cozy.

I guess the Scarpa Faggots would be a great shoe for you GDavis?
Tami

Social climber
Canada
Dec 3, 2013 - 01:12pm PT
^^^HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA^^^^^


Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Dec 3, 2013 - 01:12pm PT
^^^^^^
Does it have a, built in MUFF?
Tami

Social climber
Canada
Dec 3, 2013 - 01:14pm PT
^^^^^^^^^^LOL LOL LOL ROTFLMFAO ^^^^^^^^^
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 3, 2013 - 01:15pm PT
Does it have a, built in MUFF?


Well, the labial vestibule collar is supposed to be extra large.
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
U.N. Ambassador, Crackistan
Dec 3, 2013 - 01:17pm PT
I need me some Jesus f*#king Christ slippers and some Mohammed boots and some Buddha bottoms and some yeshiva rubber please

DMT
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Dec 3, 2013 - 01:17pm PT
"Well, the labial vestibule collar is supposed to be extra large. "






I heard it gathers moisture pretty fast.
Tami

Social climber
Canada
Dec 3, 2013 - 01:19pm PT
OUTTA CONTROL MUDSKPPERS THINK THE THREAD HAS DERAILED


"WE LIKE BLUE BUTT PLUGS"
"WE LIKE BLUE BUTT PLUGS"
Credit: poached from the web or maybe one of you guys



justalittle :-D
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