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Norwegian
Trad climber
Placerville, California
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Topic Author's Original Post - May 2, 2012 - 05:49pm PT
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im looking to quit my engineering gig
and become happily poor again,
i know im no fashion trend
but if you'd like some
dirtbag gewlery
drilled on swilly lead,
email me and we can trade
wear this on your next climb
and it's guaranteed to drop your onsight level
by a tick.
you gotta train to wear this shite
and it doulbes as shield bluring
incase civil anarchy rains.
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Norwegian
Trad climber
Placerville, California
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Topic Author's Reply - May 2, 2012 - 05:57pm PT
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i call that one texas flake.
im still looing for the boot!
where's that confounded boot?
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Norwegian
Trad climber
Placerville, California
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Topic Author's Reply - May 2, 2012 - 06:08pm PT
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isn't tom the troll on top of the bridge?
shoot.
he and i dont' get alongs so well.
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mucci
Trad climber
The pitch of Bagalaar above you
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Good with the stone you are weeg.
My hotplate is front and center.
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hooblie
climber
from out where the anecdotes roam
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my toes all shout oh NO!!
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micronut
Trad climber
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Aw snap Dawg! You rollin fat wit dat jery on yo chess. You got skillz bruh.
You wanna hook a brutha up with a pinky ring shaped like Haff Dome? Gimme a ring on my celly or hit me on my hip if you gots da goods yo.
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Norwegian
Trad climber
Placerville, California
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Topic Author's Reply - May 2, 2012 - 06:44pm PT
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sorry microdot
this aint no recreational ware,
this here is all utility.
the think pounds against your heart
so's you remember the mountain is in charge,
the chord cuts into you neck so the
logic part of your brain is starved.
hugs lead to bruises.
no love here.
i try to sleep with this thing on
so i get used to mountain bivies.
i can smash beer cans liberally
on my breast
and no one yet has tempted to punch
me at the bar despite my
offensive ways.
i also have a 3-sided granite brain
bucket / helmet / crown thing
that i wear at times upon,
some cobain shades and a bridle
to hold my show together,
im not even in my credits.
it was not ever me.
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Norwegian
Trad climber
Placerville, California
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Topic Author's Reply - May 3, 2012 - 08:22am PT
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mucci you need a lamp to go with your hotplate.
i'll trade you of my favorites
if you drug me up the prow.
im sure that your culunary art sits just write on the granite skid.
cheers brother.
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ImplicitD
Trad climber
Boise
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Those are awesome lamps...
Off to steal coffee from my coworker...
Forgot to shave and dirt under my nails from wednesday night boulder sesh...
Urban scuz bucket
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Norwegian
Trad climber
Placerville, California
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Topic Author's Reply - May 3, 2012 - 01:38pm PT
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ja,
i bathe in the porta potty with the free sanitizer,
and inspect myself in the clear chemical planes
between construction workers turds
before i go and meet with an owner to
present a million dollar savings plan on his demolition scheme.
of course i pull it off.
my plan is to rent a million pound capacity crane
to the tune of 100k per day and blast his
circus clean in 5 days.
bam. done.
you sir,
taught me all my dirtbag graces.
i cant believe the 6'-5 dude livin in the short bed of his toyota
banging chicks in curry camp
driving his rig into the boulders after some
multi day binge and then hitchikin to the hulk for a solo first ascent
and jesus dude you had horrible hygene and you couldn't finish
a semester of college if somewon paid you....
is now a college math professor.
all social cliches be damned.
now that we make a million bucks,
you wanna buy some stone?
ore hell i'll give it to you,
and mucci too.
slack,
chuck
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Norwegian
Trad climber
Placerville, California
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Topic Author's Reply - May 3, 2012 - 01:44pm PT
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thank you cosmic for your compliment.
and jeremy,
my headstone will sport a tight hands crack,
can i buy one of your pieces
and inject into my will with
instructions to place the dirty fvcker
at my grave stone?
no fvckin bolt goin anywhere near my death.
no. way. too safe.
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
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Damn Weeg,
I want one so I can hit Josh and bluey with they get out of hand.
kev
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Norwegian
Trad climber
Placerville, California
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Topic Author's Reply - May 3, 2012 - 03:35pm PT
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kev all that is between you and this righteous
stone is an address. pm me yours and i'll send one right way.
how about i send you a hot plate with a hole
'punched thru 'case you wanna don it on the town.
josh will never get into hand.
and i don't know bluey.
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
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josh will never get into hand
Word!
I'll pm you later!
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ImplicitD
Trad climber
Boise
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6'6 and 3/4 to be exact...and MT Chamberlain not Hulk, but who's countin? That someone remembers my stories is enough. Isnt that all any of us really want? That is all the stink over...dare I say...bolting wars. We have this deeply rooted desire to mean something...for our existence to matter...but it doesnt and that is beautiful. Significance in our insignificance...true beauty.
Yes the hygeine was bad, but better now, especially since it cost me so much in repairs.
How about a 'mono to massive jugs' hangboard?
Im solo June 15-21. Want to come up this way?
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Mungeclimber
Trad climber
the crowd MUST BE MOCKED...Mocked I tell you.
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hand drilled, ground up?
dig the lamps!
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
merced, california
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Rocks in the house? Not too sano...
Talkin' schist online? Better...
Rocks in his head?? No news ther...
Rocks in his shoes? More non-news...
Rocks on his chest? Born to lose...
Rocks withe muse? All the fracking time!
Weejust can't wait for his next eruption.
Rocks in his head? Don't think so...
Rocks on the brain? Likely...
Ugly, older than dirt, by his own admission.
Sweeze the Weej, the dirtbag poet.
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ImplicitD
Trad climber
Boise
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Poetic verse from the mouse... weegian brings it outtaya eh?
Im a poser dirtbag...I pay bills and drive a registered vehicle.
I met this guy in JT once who drove an unregistered beater with goggles like he was mad max. I think he was a dirt bag. Why is it so cool to be a dirtbag? I mean, none of us here are...we have laptops!
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