What Is Wrong With This Photo?

Search
Go

Discussion Topic

Return to Forum List
This thread has been locked
Messages 1 - 20 of total 30 in this topic << First  |  < Previous  |  Show All  |  Next >  |  Last >>
guido

Trad climber
Santa Cruz/New Zealand/South Pacific
Topic Author's Original Post - Jan 6, 2012 - 01:02pm PT
Norwegian

Trad climber
Placerville, California
Jan 6, 2012 - 01:05pm PT
her tits are lower case.
i prefer capital boobs
with an exclamation point between them.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Jan 6, 2012 - 01:16pm PT
It wasn't taken on my boat but nice Winch Wench anyway.

Cap'n PissGums
couchmaster

climber
pdx
Jan 6, 2012 - 01:22pm PT
Nothing at all....

Non-sailor question:...is that commonly refered too as a "Poop Deck"?
survival

Big Wall climber
A Token of My Extreme
Jan 6, 2012 - 01:41pm PT
She clearly is a Lost Sailor, been too long at sea.

She should reef the mainsail, lash the mast, then go abeam of avast.

After that she should be sent to the plank and shiver some timbers.
Ghost

climber
A long way from where I started
Jan 6, 2012 - 01:57pm PT
And don'tchya keep a hand on the bitter end there as ya winch??????

I think all the guys who responded so far have their hand on something else.
HighTraverse

Trad climber
Bay Area
Jan 6, 2012 - 02:06pm PT
And don'tchya keep a hand on the bitter end there as ya winch??????
She's a self-tailing wench
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Jan 6, 2012 - 02:08pm PT
Looks like very little wind but it might be a good time to jibe.
HighTraverse

Trad climber
Bay Area
Jan 6, 2012 - 02:10pm PT
So I'll have a go at spoiling the pun-fun.
What's "wrong" is none of her muscles are flexed, and in that position she's got poor leverage on the winch handle. Obvious posed.
And got the desired effect
This pic really belongs on the boob toob.
Marlow

Sport climber
OSLO
Jan 6, 2012 - 03:00pm PT
Mirror
Jay Wood

Trad climber
Land of God-less fools
Jan 6, 2012 - 03:32pm PT
She's looking away from what the line is controlling.
Gary

climber
That Long Black Cloud Is Coming Down
Jan 6, 2012 - 03:35pm PT
Other than a slight overbite, nothing is wrong in that picture.
Roger Breedlove

climber
Cleveland Heights, Ohio
Jan 6, 2012 - 03:37pm PT
You guys clearly don't know Joe. He is on the other end of the line and she is clearly responsible for reeling him in. Sailing has nothing to do with it.

The only thing I can spot that is wrong with the picture is that Joe is not yet in the frame.

Right, Joe?
J. Slocum

Social climber
Homesick For Places I've Never Been
Jan 6, 2012 - 03:50pm PT
Other than a slight overbite, nothing is wrong in that picture.

Close, very close. Other than a slight overide on the winch (not overbite on the wench), there is absolutely nothing wrong with that picture.
ron gomez

Trad climber
fallbrook,ca
Jan 6, 2012 - 03:53pm PT
I like boys.

Peace
HighTraverse

Trad climber
Bay Area
Jan 6, 2012 - 03:56pm PT
Jay
she's looking directly at the sail she's controlling. Maybe a large Genoa or Spinnaker. The sheet runs back from the winch to a turning block and then forward to the clew.
She does have an override on the drum. Which will sort itself out. Unless there's a similar crossing out of view which would mean a knot. (properly speaking, such a hypothetical knot would be a bend)

The real problem is why is Guido taking a picture instead of giving her a hand?
HighTraverse

Trad climber
Bay Area
Jan 6, 2012 - 04:02pm PT
There are cats paws on the water. Enough wind for a spinnaker or genoa. Should push the boat 2 - 3 knots if well trimmed. Why motor when you can sail?
I've done hundreds of ocean miles in that much breeze. It's why you take a bikini model as crew.
Gene

climber
Jan 6, 2012 - 04:08pm PT
Dang. J Slocum now posts here. Impressive. He'll fit right in with his knowledge of Spray.

g
Ihateplastic

Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
Jan 6, 2012 - 04:22pm PT
It is clear... that is not a "Chessler-Approved" cord!
guido

Trad climber
Santa Cruz/New Zealand/South Pacific
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 6, 2012 - 04:43pm PT
Slocum you are the man! Dam, all you technos had a difficult time getting down to the hard facts. I expect Billy Tilman and Shipton to soon make an appearance.

Oh yes, by the way she is Russian. Now how would I know that ?

High Traverse you disappoint me on this one.
Messages 1 - 20 of total 30 in this topic << First  |  < Previous  |  Show All  |  Next >  |  Last >>
Return to Forum List
 
Our Guidebooks
spacerCheck 'em out!
SuperTopo Guidebooks

guidebook icon
Try a free sample topo!

 
SuperTopo on the Web

Recent Route Beta