Trip Report
Fairest of All (Fairview Dome)
Thursday October 1, 2009 4:10am
Every once in a while you come across one of those routes where mystery and self induced hype come together in a kaleidoscope of self doubt. A route where history and reputation have a way of working their way strait up the a*# of your dreams and goals forming an itch you dare not scratch. For me, that itch came one day while reading the elegant words of one of my influential heroes, Tom Higgins.

You can read his tale here: http://www.tomhiggins.net/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=4&Itemid=20&limit=1&limitstart=0

Our morning started out as any, late, tired, and in question as to what the day was to bestow. Several stops to check the guidebook in relation to what dome we were parked in front of lead way to settling on climbing something on Fairview. The two routes which account for probably around 90% of the climbing on Fairview were out of the question. Classic routes mean one of two things if not both to me, crowded and easy. I was looking for something more. Several route possibilities passed through the list until our indecisive minds finally decided to walk the base until we arrived at Mr. Toads Wild Ride which we were reluctant to climb.

Rob, my Irish partner and I (whom I've dubbed Irish Rob or Mc. Patty) arrived at the base of the Regular Route to count upwards of 15 people in various positions along the length of the route bumbling their way up mimicking a line not unlike one you'd find at the D.M.V. In an uproarious moment of mochrie and arrogance we found ourselves in thanks that we were blessed enough that we would never be forced to climb under such confined circumstances. The whole meadow was at our disposal... so we walked on.

We didn't get far before we were at the base of a grassy left facing corner that stretched toward the sky until it was abruptly capped off by a menacing improbable roof. Surely a route here would be contrived or well beyond our meager abilities. Looking through the book and pondering our options I quickly saw A) "Fairest of All". The words " a frantic frizzle of footwork" popped in my mind (from Higgins short essay) as I pondered the previous days accomplishments. You see, the day before we spent the last few hours of daylight climbing on the Apron in Yosemite Valley. Another route I felt I had no business on, Anchors Away always felt like something I would be stupid to even consider. I'm no Stonemaster and I sure as hell ain't no Shultz. Runout slab is for hardmen of yesteryear, but "trad" climbing isn't about gadgetry and safety, it's about the adventure and just saying "yes". So I clipped a bailbiner to my harness and started up thinking, I'll go up as far as I can, then lower or downclimb if I need to. What's the harm in that? Next thing I knew I was clipping the anchor having just sent one of the best pitches of my life. YES!

Drunk on the previous days accomplishments I decided to say "yes" again. So I started up the corner not knowing what lay ahead. This, after all is a Higgins route, and was climbed in the early 70's. Who knows how hard the climbing really is, how runnout or let alone the condition of any fixed protection that may be in place. Adventure is what I came for, and it isn't an adventure unless there is some level of uncertainty... right?

The corner system started out easy, so easy infact that we discussed the possibility of running up this route, coming down and having enough time to run up something else. That illusion quickly faded as the corner turned into a difficult, bottoming lieback crack which was a menace to protect. Then the realization hit me, Higgins, Kamps... oh sh#t.

Now I was on a face route disguised as a crack with psychological protection mere inches away from a bolt. All I needed to do was step up on one little glassy knob to clip. How hard could .10a be anyway? After the clip I breathed a short sigh of relief before I spotted the next bolt. A mere 15ft to my right guarded by an orange polish I knew all to well. A Fancy Frizzle of Footwork brought me to the next bolt. This is what I was after, this is climbing.



Credit: Salamanizer
Credit: Salamanizer


Now I was looking up at an improbable looking roof with the relief that my patty partner was up and I could sit back and enjoy the show. When route descriptions are vague, second guessing is the norm. "Up and somewhere left there Rob". Robs a good guy, he's the kind of guy that looks up and says "I don't know, looks sketchy" and then does it. A rare breed in the climbing world, very rare. Even more rare is what happened next. I'm telling him, looks easier here, no, try that way etc... You see, Robs on the sharp end, my beta doesn't mean sh#t to him. He goes high and finds good feet but no hands, steps down a few feet then finds good hands and no feet. Go figure! After a bit of the Robbins shuffle he decides to just go for it. Stepping out on the only foot available I quickly watch as it disintegrates beneath his foot. Looked like he stepped on a graham cracker it did. Oh yeah, he's coming off. I brace for the impact pulling several armleingths of rope from my belay device and watch as his first piece pops sending him down a little further. On routes like this, you instinctively back sh#t up before "going for it". He did this and I'm glad only his backup failed, ha.

Credit: Salamanizer
Credit: Salamanizer


After the little mishap, Rob blew up the pitch in good style building his anchor on one of the last good ledges we'd see for a while. The next two pitches linked easily with a 60m rope with little rope drag. Rope drag really isn't a problem when you're just dragging a rope up behind you. It's those darn clippy things that create drag. Oh well, I came here to climb not fuss around with widgets so the anchor came quickly. I had plenty of gear to play around with options for an anchor, problem was the anchor didn't give me much options to to play around with it. Two hollow flakes and a small ledge... good enough.

Credit: Salamanizer


Rob was up next, a beautiful dike lie ahead and a wall too steep to see where what went. There's bolts up there somewhere, start climbing and you're bound to run into something somewhere. He did, 35 year old bolts with 35 years of exposure and 35 year old ratings, Ha ha! A few moans, a few whimpers and sounds of regret and the rope started moving again. Linking the next two pitches I gathered as the rope kept paying out. Good move as we got a late start and the sun was starting to make a dive for cover.

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I knew the route made a traverse, but what lie ahead I had not expected. An improbable traverse lead by skirting appearing and vanishing sloping ledges in a dance of up and down movement free from the worries of too much gear placement. Oh well, at least rope drag won't be an issue and there isn't too much bird poo like the Gram.


Credit: Salamanizer
Credit: Salamanizer


Starting to link the next pitch, my rope got instantly sucked up rounding the corner and I decided to make an exposed hanging belay at the end of the traverse. This means Rob gets the crux, damn.
Now, thus far the route has produced good bolts with the exception of one pitch (pitch 5 in the book) you'd think this, the crux would be protected by shineys like the rest. Not the case.

Credit: Salamanizer

Fortunately that bolt was after the crux, but by no means are you out of the woods after it. I can't see whats going on up there. I feel the rope pulling, going slack, pulling again. I hear take followed by slack, slack, slack, and visa-versa always followed by a few choice words. Then the rope shoots up just as the sun is falling behind the last hills and I hear the word "safe". That's the patty's word for off belay. He doesn't know he's saying it half the time because here in the U.S. "safe" sounds alot like "slack". Problem with that is, "slack" sounds alot like "safe" if you know what I mean, and he knows it. Fortunately I feel the rope start tugging and I know I'm up. A quick little corner and I find myself at a steep blank headwall. First bolt is no problem, some history book sized ledges and a few handholds but then nothing. WTF?
I see he went left, but how the hell? I step up on a small edge and I see it, a small crimp followed by another, and another. These aren't knobs, these are edges, thin but edges you can actually grasp, then I slap for a desperate last crimp only to realise its hiding a bucket jug behind it. Wow, this route really does lend it's self to climbing. I unclip the last bolt from what appears to be a soda can sheepishly carved to resemble a Leeper hanger and make some wild lieback moves up a corner to a fair distance of face climbing before reaching the anchor.

The sun is well behind the horizon and it's time to get moving or benighted we will be, without a jacket, matches or any such amenities. Wouldn't want to be caught in that position, Ha! Just then the sky explodes in alpine glow lighting the path to the top. Out of the bowl we simul climb to the summit in the peak of purples and pinks which great us like an applause from the heavens themselves.

So much doubt, so much second guessing yet this route seemed to lend its self to us each and every step of the way.

This route must truly be the Fairest of All.

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nutjob

Sport climber
Almost to Hollywood, Baby!
  Oct 1, 2009 - 01:53pm PT
Good stuff man! Two thumbs up.
guido

Trad climber
Santa Cruz/New Zealand/South Pacific
  Oct 1, 2009 - 03:11pm PT
Now, that is what I consider one hell of an entertaining TR.
bluering

Trad climber
Santa Clara, CA
  Oct 1, 2009 - 04:58pm PT
Awesome. Sounds like you had a great day out there. Nice job!
mongrel

Trad climber
Truckee, CA
  Oct 1, 2009 - 07:17pm PT
Real nice TR of a route I've thought sounded interesting for years. Love that beer can bolt hanger. Probably should have done it a long time ago too, might have thought it was more reasonable in the context.

But hey, once you were over there, why didn't you just pluck the SA of Burning Down the House? Or do you figure that the 5.11+ rating of that one is just as much a sandbag as all the old Higgins, Kamps, et al. 5.10s of the 60s and 70s?
Zander

climber
  Oct 1, 2009 - 08:49pm PT
All right! Sounds like fun.
Zander
Mark Hudon

Trad climber
Hood River, OR
  Oct 1, 2009 - 08:57pm PT
Sounds like a great route, I'll have to put it on the list. Thanks.
climbinginchico

Trad climber
San Francisco, CA
  Oct 2, 2009 - 04:12pm PT
Awesome Chad!
scuffy b

climber
heading slowly NNW
  Oct 2, 2009 - 05:43pm PT
What a nice report. I don't hear of this being done very much.

The bolt in your last picture: that was installed on the 2nd ascent,
because T. Higgins had dropped his drill on the 1st.
It has the fabulous Oakeshott's Father's super thin stainless hanger
which was also used on routes like Mr Toad's Wild Ride and I believe
Sunshine.

If there are any original bolts on the earlier parts of the climb,
before the traverse, they're even older than 1973: Higgins and Kamps
had climbed to the roofs several years earlier.
Rhodo-Router

Gym climber
sawatch choss
  Oct 3, 2009 - 12:20am PT
Way to get after it,lads!
karodrinker

Trad climber
San Jose, CA
  Sep 3, 2010 - 10:11am PT
Sounds like a fun route! That bolt however...not exactly what I'd describe as "fun" . Well written.
Steve Grossman

Trad climber
Seattle, WA
  Sep 3, 2010 - 10:36am PT
Great TR! That shot of the Clevenger bolt hanger is classic! Still on my list of TM must do's!
Gagner

climber
Boulder
  Sep 3, 2010 - 12:07pm PT
BITD, right around when friends were just coming on to the scene, Shipoopi, Barbella, Bellizzi and I did Fairest of all in two parties of two. Pretty funny thinking about this now, but Shipoopi and I decided to do it sans friends, while John and Chris used the few friends we had. I remember being psyched to do it without cams -funnytodayas I'd use cams in a heartbeat!

P.
scuffy b

climber
heading slowly NNW
  Sep 7, 2010 - 12:53pm PT
Steve G, that would be a Harrington bolt, with Oakeshott hanger.
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
  Sep 30, 2010 - 11:19pm PT
AHA!! Another one I missed!

What a great climb, and a quality TR.

Really beautiful pictures too.

Thanks Salamanizer!!!
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
  Sep 30, 2010 - 11:24pm PT
Very, very nice- more, please!
mooser

Trad climber
seattle
  Oct 1, 2010 - 12:11am PT
"Now, thus far the route has produced good bolts with the exception of one pitch (pitch 5 in the book) you'd think this, the crux would be protected by shineys like the rest. Not the case."

I don't know, man...looked pretty shiny to me! ;-)

Thanks for the TR! Nice pics, and like some of the others from TM--it makes me miss CA granite!
StahlBro

Trad climber
San Diego, CA
  Oct 1, 2010 - 12:22am PT
Really nice job on the TR! Great write up and pictures. Brings back the memories. Did Fairest and Mr Toad"s BITD and loved both. Lucky Steaks is great too. Thanks again!
Technogeekery

Trad climber
Sydney, Australia
  Oct 1, 2010 - 12:58am PT
Nice TR, nice pics, thanks for that Salamanizer. Looks pretty scary...
Mason

Trad climber
Yay Area
  Oct 1, 2010 - 01:57am PT
Wow, good story to go with a cool tr. Looks fun!
freerider

climber
  Oct 1, 2010 - 03:15am PT
good job! very nice read!!
Charlie D.

Trad climber
Western Slope, Tahoe Sierra
  Oct 1, 2010 - 08:17am PT
Salamanizer, Great!!! Old School classic.....gotta love it! Thanks for a most excellent TR.
mike m

Trad climber
black hills
  Mar 15, 2012 - 01:28am PT
I really want to get out there. Nice write up.
cultureshock

Trad climber
Mountain View
  May 22, 2013 - 03:49pm PT
Fairview Bump
Kalimon

Social climber
Ridgway, CO
  May 22, 2013 - 08:11pm PT
Nice writing!
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
  May 22, 2013 - 09:03pm PT
This TR rocks on many levels. I met your friend Rob on the Nose about a month ago! hahha
ruppell

climber
  May 22, 2013 - 09:17pm PT
You see, Robs on the sharp end, my beta doesn't mean sh#t to him.

LOL. Classic and about as close to the truth as you can get. Nice send guys.
RyanD

climber
Squamish
  May 22, 2013 - 09:51pm PT
Awesome story, that traverse looks rad, rock looks perfect. Yep that was a good TR.
susu

Trad climber
East Bay, CA
  May 23, 2013 - 07:11pm PT
Wonderfully told - nicely done writing and climbing all around...
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