Trip Report
FA of Effervescent Glory (Wi0)
Tuesday January 31, 2012 11:15am
2011-12-30 - Ice climbing Tenaya Lake. Effervescent Glory (Wi0 - Walka...
2011-12-30 - Ice climbing Tenaya Lake. Effervescent Glory (Wi0 - Walkable ice 0)
Credit: PellucidWombat

Sometimes one just needs a different perspective on climbing in order to see the potential for new route. The Chief helped me realize a new way of looking at ice climbing during an exchange of ideas on SummitPost as to whether steepness had anything to do with the difficulty of an ice climb.

What ever BOB PICKERING.

... steepness really has absolutely nothing to do with difficulty.

Over and out BOB PICKERING.
 The Chief

In the spirit of this comment, I went out and did a FA of a pretty difficult ice line. I think I'd rate it Wi0 (Walkable ice, 0).



It was a cold December morning and the ice had formed thick on the route. For safety I made an anchor of two stacked logs on shore, in the event that the ice failed me. Eventually I ran out of rope, and in order to push the route to a logical conclusion on a nice lake ledge, I risked life and limb, cast off the rope, and soloed through the final ice bulge crux.

Scoping out the route the night before on ice skates.
Scoping out the route the night before on ice skates.
Credit: PellucidWombat

The climb was a great workout, and a big success.

Har-duh ice climbing
Har-duh ice climbing
Credit: PellucidWombat

Now be warned that although I've conservatively rated the climb at Wi0, the rating is a bit sandbagged and is not without dangers and a need to exercise caution.

I dunno Mark, that ice was pretty slippery! Wi4 at least!And I [fell] on my butt at least once!

Another brave adventurer had this to add:
I nearly pulled some muscles trying to not fall on my ass. It's best to stretch out properly before attempting the lake! Also I think the psychological duress of the loud cracking and whoomping sounds should be taken into consideration when rating walkable ice.

If you listened closely, the lake did make some interesting booming noises each time my pick slammed into the ice.

Credit: PellucidWombat

Where to next? The potential of where our climbing can take us is only limited by our imaginations. There are all sorts of potential for other climbing ascents rated without regard to steepness.

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PellucidWombat
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PellucidWombat is a mountain climber from Berkeley, CA.

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Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
  Jan 31, 2012 - 11:28am PT


Keep your heels down Wombat! Looking a little 'prancer' in this recumbent shot.

DMT
PellucidWombat

Mountain climber
Berkeley, CA
Author's Reply  Jan 31, 2012 - 11:29am PT
True. My footwork could use some improvement. I'm really not staying off my arms too well.
Silver

Big Wall climber
Nor Nev
  Jan 31, 2012 - 12:08pm PT
SIK TR
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
  Jan 31, 2012 - 12:13pm PT
I really hope The Chief is very proud!
Nate Ricklin

climber
San Diego
  Jan 31, 2012 - 12:19pm PT
HAHAHA awesome. The Chief is such a douche.
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
  Jan 31, 2012 - 12:20pm PT
Proud. You fired that line with no bivy?
PellucidWombat

Mountain climber
Berkeley, CA
Author's Reply  Jan 31, 2012 - 12:36pm PT
I was tempted to take a nap partway through, but I pushed on.
PopLockeAndDropIt

Trad climber
Dirty South
  Jan 31, 2012 - 12:41pm PT
Have you ever gotten laid?
Ezra Ellis

Trad climber
WA, & NC & Idaho
  Jan 31, 2012 - 12:48pm PT
Wombad, youz one bad AZZ muthr fukr!
Way to own it!
-E
FortMental

Social climber
Albuquerque, NM
  Jan 31, 2012 - 01:08pm PT
No crampons. Burly.
cleo

Social climber
the canyon below the Ditch!!!!
  Jan 31, 2012 - 01:13pm PT
That was me, I fell on my butt. I also feel on my butt.
PellucidWombat

Mountain climber
Berkeley, CA
Author's Reply  Jan 31, 2012 - 01:37pm PT
I figured I'd keep you anonymous to protect the innocent. :-D
YoungGun

climber
North
  Jan 31, 2012 - 01:43pm PT
Wow, sure didn't place many screws on that... :)
snowey

Trad climber
San Diego
  Jan 31, 2012 - 02:28pm PT
Awesome TR! I started that post on Summitpost and was amazed to see it move where it did.

Congrats on your new line. (I really like the name BTW).
RoryKuykendall

Mountain climber
Glacier National Park, then maybe Death Valley??
  Jan 31, 2012 - 03:23pm PT
Well played. But those moves look a little painful bro.
Dirka

Trad climber
SF
  Jan 31, 2012 - 03:27pm PT
Fun!
Gene

climber
  Jan 31, 2012 - 03:37pm PT
I am so pleased that all that the training and determination exhibited on the Geochronology Wall has paid off so splendidly.

I just hope you aren’t even thinking about Pothole Dome alpine style. The potential glory is not even close to being worth the struggle.

g
Jeremy

Social climber
Albuquerque, NM
  Jan 31, 2012 - 03:45pm PT
THE CHIEF is such a douche cuz he is so short n sh#t...

Just sayin...
rwedgee

Ice climber
canyon country,CA
  Jan 31, 2012 - 04:19pm PT
Consensus seems to be the chief IS a douche.
PopLockeAndDropIt

Trad climber
Dirty South
  Jan 31, 2012 - 04:28pm PT
Chief probably made the FMA of this route


First Midget Ascent
Dos XX

Trad climber
Los Angeles, CA
  Jan 31, 2012 - 04:35pm PT
I did notice one rookie mistake at 2:12, when the rope got looped behind your leg; you fall when it's like that, man, and your'e inverted and airborne all at the same time...scary sh*t! But you recovered nicely and that last, ropeless dash to the finish was inspirational.
Nastia

Ice climber
Portland, OR
  Jan 31, 2012 - 05:22pm PT
Sick sendage Mark! So proud of you.

But keep your focus on the plane-to-plane project:
Hoodie, North Face
Hoodie, North Face
Credit: Nastia

le_bruce

climber
Oakland, CA
  Jan 31, 2012 - 05:52pm PT
Love it, Mark.
Daphne

Trad climber
In transit...
  Jan 31, 2012 - 06:05pm PT
Oh man what huevos climbing with an anchor of two stacked logs! I salute you. Thanks for the fun TR
Zander

climber
  Jan 31, 2012 - 07:44pm PT
So sweet!
Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C.
  Jan 31, 2012 - 08:39pm PT
And about those "enhancements"...

This thread belongs right up there with "Wings of Plywood", and the one about hooking at lunch hour at school.
PellucidWombat

Mountain climber
Berkeley, CA
Author's Reply  Jan 31, 2012 - 09:01pm PT
I'll have you know I did that hooking on my lunch break from work! ;-)

I do recommend an insulated cup for the "enhancements" in climbing this route.
nutjob

Gym climber
Berkeley, CA
  Feb 1, 2012 - 11:53am PT
I admire the purity of style, eschewing the reliance on aid like crampons. The next ethical evolution is growing long fingernails and ditching the axes.
PellucidWombat

Mountain climber
Berkeley, CA
Author's Reply  Feb 1, 2012 - 12:34pm PT
Aren't clothes considered aid, too?
Silver

Big Wall climber
Nor Nev
  Feb 1, 2012 - 01:39pm PT
I do recommend an insulated cup

Thats awesome how many noobs would buy an insulated cup for ice climbing?

Tag line: Never freeze yer balls off again.

The user formerly known as stzzo

climber
Sneaking up behind you
  Feb 1, 2012 - 01:51pm PT
Yeah, much harder than Wi0.

Very deceiving, since it's not steep...
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
  Feb 1, 2012 - 02:01pm PT
Thats awesome how many noobs would buy an insulated cup for ice climbing?

Tag line: Never freeze yer balls off again.

Coincidentally this was made with the skin of a lucid wombat!


Or they could just go old school like cod fishers...


But I think Terl nailed it (haha)


So many choices for the icelaying barbarian!

DMT

DMT
PellucidWombat

Mountain climber
Berkeley, CA
Author's Reply  Feb 1, 2012 - 05:43pm PT
Looks like the Terl outfit would keep your head warm too. It's cold down in those lake-filled valleys. It looks like they even have a head start on the ice tool replacements :-D
justthemaid

climber
Jim Henson's Basement
  Feb 1, 2012 - 07:11pm PT
Knarly dude.
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
  Feb 1, 2012 - 08:56pm PT
DOOODE! I am so in awe of your dry & sick humour----and --like totally consumed with envy!

I did turn the sound-track off.

Sorry, but classical music was needed for that endevour.

Thank you for amusing us!
PellucidWombat

Mountain climber
Berkeley, CA
Author's Reply  Feb 1, 2012 - 11:05pm PT
Perhaps "Ride of the Valkyries" will be in the next video? I can think of some good types of climbing for that music :-)
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
  Feb 2, 2012 - 06:24am PT
Yes the battle hymn. I can hear the parking lot conversation now...

"Why do you guys climb with codpieces?"

"So we don't get our balls froze off!"

Apackofice Now.

DMT
PellucidWombat

Mountain climber
Berkeley, CA
Author's Reply  Feb 20, 2012 - 01:33pm PT
From Bruce Kay:

Pellucid Wombat, Sorry for the thread drift but I was wondering if you could provide a bit more beta on the Tenaya Lake FWA (Incidentally, somehow this has missed the radar of the alpine intelligentsia - perhaps something to do with all that brou haha in patagonia). I'm just loading up the van to burn down and nab the second ascent ( I hope)

1) In your estimation what was more dangerous, crossing the highway or avoiding collision with mother and pram? How often are you likely to encounter that particular mother or for that matter, any other?

2) Again, not to belabor the point but don't you think rapping the route would be less hazardous than navigating the shore line? (unless its windy, or too many prams and mothers) Or by walking, do you mean you actually walked straight back down your line of ascent?

3) Finally, would you think a solo to be within the realm of the possible?

Once again good effort. It shows where a little visionary "outside the box" thinking can take you (No offense! I mean this in a positive way). I hope you don't mind but i sent your video off to Alpinist. Nice job on that retaining wall by the way!


1) Definitely the pram. If that thing got loose from the mother, you'd have to move pretty deftly to avoid getting hit!

2) The extreme angle of the route makes rappels tricky. You'd either need some tension assistance or down-lead on rappel. I found walking sideways from the route to be the easiest way off as that was the shortest line back to shore. Just take care with the shoreline - the crumpled ice could be tricky!

3) Did you not see the final bit of soloing to reach the ledge? The route can certainly be soloed by the truly twisted.
bparry

Trad climber
New Haven, CT
  Feb 20, 2012 - 03:56pm PT
Apparently, still awaiting a leashless ascent, folks...
thekidcormier

Gym climber
squamish, b.c.
  Feb 26, 2012 - 08:55am PT
Wow.
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
  Feb 26, 2012 - 10:14am PT
N ice route.

I might even have a shot at that one!
part-time communist

Mountain climber
  Feb 26, 2012 - 10:26am PT
Have you ever gotten laid?



LOL
bluering

Trad climber
Santa Clara, CA
  Feb 26, 2012 - 10:51am PT
Was whiskey involved in this project???

Awesome send!!!
johnboy

Trad climber
Can't get here from there
  Feb 26, 2012 - 11:28am PT
That first screw looked like nothing but mental pro.

Way proud bro.
charlie.elverson

Trad climber
St. Paul, MN
  Feb 26, 2012 - 09:07pm PT
super sick FA. You should really meet up with these guys. You could do some sick new routes together!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U0tDU37q2M
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