Trip Report
Amick and BVB go to Joshua Tree
Saturday April 11, 2015 1:29am
It had been awhile since our last trip to joshua tree, so i took lil bob out again. This time he remembered his suspenders.
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I warned bob to steer clear of the catsclaw bushes, but the first thing he did is get himself tangled in one
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Lil bob thought it was real funny that I had to help him get out of the bush. This set the tone for the rest of the trip.
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We stopped outside the park and i tried to teach bob how to shoot my .45, but all he did was screw around
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He wouldnt even look at the target, so i decided that shooting was probably not the best idea
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So i leave lil bob on his own for one second so i could narrate the start of our trip
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And he bolts the minute my back is turned, wtf
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It took a shoe string tackle to bring him down. As you can imagine i was pretty irritated by now
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Time for a little old fashioned punishment
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After lil bobs trip to the woodshed, i thought it would be nice to do a little climbing, but bob was being a total dick
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i swear ta god i wanted to bitch slap him until my arm gave out
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nice rack, bob
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That was it, i was sick of lil bob's attitude, and we drove straight back home. Bob got to ride under the cooler the whole way home. Hopefully bob will come around after the vigorous re education program i have planned for him, and we can finish this trip report.

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gonamok is ron amick a climber from Poway, CA

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Gnome Ofthe Diabase

climber
Out Of Bed
  Apr 11, 2015 - 05:02am PT

GONA MOK YA, GONAMOK

GNOMAniamick!

Very much a gauntlet thrown!
L

climber
Just bearly here
  Apr 11, 2015 - 05:35am PT
Hillllllllarious!

How come Lil Bob hasn't aged? Sprouts and carrot juice? Broccoli and bourbon?

Hella funny report. Looking forward to the next installment. Put that skinny boy in some Crack!
phylp

Trad climber
Upland, CA
  Apr 11, 2015 - 07:48am PT
Very funny!
F10

Trad climber
Bishop
  Apr 11, 2015 - 08:08am PT
Good to see both of you out !!
rincon

climber
Coarsegold
  Apr 11, 2015 - 08:30am PT
Very weird.
eKat

climber
  Apr 11, 2015 - 08:32am PT
HA!

TFPU!
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
  Apr 11, 2015 - 09:48am PT
That's funnier than sh#t.
Tarbuster

climber
right here, right now
  Jul 20, 2017 - 07:13am PT
Encore bump!
guyman

Social climber
Moorpark, CA.
  Jul 20, 2017 - 09:53am PT
LOL.... bump worthy.

scuffy b

climber
heading slowly NNW
  Jul 20, 2017 - 11:17am PT
Even perfect partnerships sometimes can hit a bump on the road.
dee ee

Mountain climber
Of THIS World (Planet Earth)
  Jul 22, 2017 - 09:18am PT
DUDE!
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