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JuanDeFuca

Big Wall climber
Stoney Point
Topic Author's Original Post - Sep 23, 2009 - 04:46pm PT
Someone knows some names?

Its time for the truth to come out!

Juan
Russ Walling

Gym climber
Poofter's Froth, Wyoming
Sep 23, 2009 - 04:48pm PT
paypal me $50 for each name. I'll stop when you are broke or tired. 80% accuracy!
Russ Walling

Gym climber
Poofter's Froth, Wyoming
Sep 23, 2009 - 04:59pm PT
ok..... here is a free one. First one is always free:

WoS Shitter
nature

climber
Tucson, AZ
Sep 23, 2009 - 05:09pm PT
man.... that girl is so hot.
Russ Walling

Gym climber
Poofter's Froth, Wyoming
Sep 23, 2009 - 05:30pm PT


JuanDeFuca

Big Wall climber
Stoney Point
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 23, 2009 - 05:47pm PT
Russ,

You are going to Hell for that post.

Juan
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Sep 23, 2009 - 05:49pm PT
Zomgits rules!
Russ Walling

Gym climber
Poofter's Froth, Wyoming
Sep 23, 2009 - 06:21pm PT


Hardman Knott

Gym climber
Muir Woods National Monument, Mill Valley, Ca
Sep 23, 2009 - 06:36pm PT
Perhaps you could offer to help fix that?
JuanDeFuca

Big Wall climber
Stoney Point
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 23, 2009 - 07:13pm PT
Russ owes it to the f*#king History of Yosemite Climbing to come clean about what he knows about the shitting.


Juan
JuanDeFuca

Big Wall climber
Stoney Point
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 23, 2009 - 07:37pm PT
I discovered that Woman on the internet about a year ago watching Scientology Protest Video's. She is so Hot.

Juan
kev

climber
CA
Sep 23, 2009 - 07:57pm PT
Juan,

You can start by buying Russ a beer of the fish site!

Glug glug!
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Sep 23, 2009 - 09:04pm PT
She's married, Wes...
Russ Walling

Gym climber
Poofter's Froth, Wyoming
Sep 23, 2009 - 09:10pm PT
Next sh#t anyone takes will hopefully be in those big ass shorts Wes is trying to pawn off.....

Wes, I never really took you for a WoS Leg Humper, but you sure do hang around these threads plenty.... Big Wall Voyeur??? Maybe you and Rox could do the SA?

Juan... price just went up... it is $100 a shitter now since you guys can't pull the trigger.
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Sep 23, 2009 - 09:19pm PT
As I walked past the base of WoS today, there was a big pile of bear sh#t. I wonder if that means something?
couchmaster

climber
pdx
Sep 23, 2009 - 09:34pm PT
Bear 46 is prepping the area.


Juan, pay the $100. You could resell the info to 100 people for $25 a shot and get rich.
Russ Walling

Gym climber
Poofter's Froth, Wyoming
Sep 23, 2009 - 09:38pm PT

$125.00 now.....

Cost of poker is going up.
dogtown

Gym climber
JackAssVille, Wyoming
Sep 23, 2009 - 09:40pm PT
Juan, STFU. You are the kind of jackass I mentioned. Weren’t there. Don’t know anything but what you have heard. And have never done a big wall in your life. Let a lone something as hard as WOS.
Russ Walling

Gym climber
Poofter's Froth, Wyoming
Sep 23, 2009 - 09:44pm PT
There is no deal....

I don't like waiting. The cost is now $150

Italian ring to it...... hmmmm....... not that I recall. Remember, I'm only giving accuracy at 80%
dogtown

Gym climber
JackAssVille, Wyoming
Sep 23, 2009 - 10:37pm PT
couchmaster

climber
pdx
Sep 23, 2009 - 11:20pm PT
$150?! Dear lord, what kind of sh#t is that? I can by 2 reams of toilet paper for that!

Found an actual picture. Free. God Bless the internet and Al Gore.


....uhhh...Santa? ...and Russ....say it aint so!
JuanDeFuca

Big Wall climber
Stoney Point
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 24, 2009 - 01:07am PT
I plan to spend some quality time with Russ in the next few weeks. Just a Waterboard, Some Duct Tape and Super Glue. Little High Voltage.

He will talk.

Juan
nature

climber
Tucson, AZ
Sep 24, 2009 - 01:08am PT
Hey Juan,

do you know you suck?

ok, good.
rotten johnny

Social climber
mammoth lakes, ca
Sep 24, 2009 - 01:35am PT
i know one of the cats that left a rope on the ropes....rj
nature

climber
Tucson, AZ
Sep 24, 2009 - 01:44am PT
yeah... I do too. But I'd never tell a lamer such as Juan.


lol!!!!16666
Karl Baba

Trad climber
Yosemite, Ca
Sep 24, 2009 - 03:19am PT
Funny how folks expect the WOS guys to give up every detail of their climb up front and then nitpick it, while not dissing the guys who crapped on their ropes, some of whom haven't repented, and they don't have to defend nor detail their actions at all.

Whatever, it's a long time ago, but that applies to the Fa party if it applies to the shitters

PEace

Karl
Tom

Big Wall climber
San Luis Obispo CA
Sep 24, 2009 - 04:42am PT


The '82 YOSOR crew ("Yosemite Scnhit On Ropes" crew) has felt the strong hand of GOD, and they already know that their leader has been taken from them, and they know, now, it's only a breath of God between themselves and their own demise.


The '82 YOSOR crew knows what I'm saying.


For everybody else, well, it's a riddle.
Wade Icey

Trad climber
www.alohashirtrescue.com
Sep 24, 2009 - 01:09pm PT
everyone who is anyone, and quite a few nobodies who are no one, know.
The Real Perez Hilton

Social climber
Hollywood, CA
Sep 24, 2009 - 01:14pm PT
i don't know, or care.
TwistedCrank

climber
Ideeho-dee-do-dah-day
Sep 24, 2009 - 01:19pm PT
In some cultures it's a right of passage to get a fresco dropped on your ropes.
Ihateplastic

Trad climber
Lake Oswego, Oregon
Sep 24, 2009 - 01:23pm PT
I pooped on my own rope once... does that count?
JuanDeFuca

Big Wall climber
Stoney Point
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 24, 2009 - 02:12pm PT
To think that Sh#t was used as a Weapon of Hate.

It was a Hate Crime as much as a Sh#t Crime.

These people have not been punished and should be living out their lives in a jail cell.

Thats the way I see it.

Juan
pc

climber
East of Seattle
Sep 24, 2009 - 03:39pm PT
WoS rap
...

Was there soap on that rope?
'cause if there was that's the dope

What does it mean when a pile starts to steam?
On someone's well place cord
Layed out nice as they prepare for their reward
The way some see it, it was just plain mean

Well, nevertheless, it's now been many years
Probly time to wipe the tears
Lose your fears
and grab a few beers
Although submitting the names may provide some cheers

We may never know so just try to cope
Ihateplastic

Trad climber
Lake Oswego, Oregon
Sep 24, 2009 - 04:37pm PT
Uhhh... that rap was... crap.

Just sayin. Nice try, though.
pc

climber
East of Seattle
Sep 24, 2009 - 04:59pm PT
;)

I fell into the trap...
caughtinside

Social climber
Davis, CA
Sep 24, 2009 - 05:03pm PT
To think that Sh#t was used as a Weapon of Hate!!!!111666
the Fet

Supercaliyosemistic climber
Tu-Tok-A-Nu-La
Sep 24, 2009 - 06:31pm PT
It must suck to have to carry around the guilt of knowing you did such a lame thing.

I would think the perps would admit it, apologize, and move on. But I guess the kind of people willing to sh#t on someone's gear don't have the stones to make it right.
Hardman Knott

Gym climber
Muir Woods National Monument, Mill Valley, Ca
Sep 24, 2009 - 06:45pm PT
Is it true that one of them is dead?

That would narrow it down a wee bit...
Roger Brown

climber
Oceano, California
Sep 24, 2009 - 11:29pm PT
Who cares who a person was then, it's who a person is today that counts. Any of you "Christians" do something in the past that you wouldn't do now? Get a life people.
Roger Brown











































Hardman Knott

Gym climber
Muir Woods National Monument, Mill Valley, Ca
Sep 25, 2009 - 12:29am PT
Let's have a show of hands from the Christians posting in this thread.

Anyone?
Captain...or Skully

Social climber
Idaho, also. Sorta, kinda mostly, Yeah.
Sep 25, 2009 - 12:33am PT
Methinks Mr. Brown makes a valid point.
See Ya's!
Hardman Knott

Gym climber
Muir Woods National Monument, Mill Valley, Ca
Sep 25, 2009 - 12:43am PT
Mr Brown certainly has a point, but where are the Christians?
Captain...or Skully

Social climber
Idaho, also. Sorta, kinda mostly, Yeah.
Sep 25, 2009 - 12:45am PT
Maybe the dingoes, or more likely the wolves..... ate your baby.
Jack Burns

climber
Sep 25, 2009 - 02:52am PT
Welp, if we're not going to get any names, we might as well know what kind of dump was deposited upon the befouled ropes. Let's get to the heart of this delicate matter.

Was it a nasty, runny, post-Curry Village style spray-a-thon or a solid, cheese-tempered coil? Peanuts? Maybe a bottlecap from a 40 of Old E?

A nice, tight stool wouldn't be too bad to deal with. Hell, any real wall climber worth his/her salt would just grab the thing bare handed, lob it into the talus, tie in and start leading. But, ho man, if the shitters just went all babyfood on dude's cords then, I don't know, that's just taking it a step too far.
Mimi

climber
Jul 10, 2011 - 10:06pm PT
I am Spartacus!

But some say my feces tastes like Dinty Moore. But you'd have to ask them. LOL!
Russ Walling

Gym climber
Poofter's Froth, Wyoming
Jul 10, 2011 - 10:12pm PT
I am still selling shitters, via paypal.
couchmaster

climber
pdx
Jul 10, 2011 - 10:14pm PT
I'm Rick James, Bitch

Wow! Whats it like to be Rick James' bitch?
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Jul 10, 2011 - 10:33pm PT
Not too bad until he sits down.

I heard it wasn't intentional, just what happens when those individuals get worked up.
crunch

Social climber
CO
Jul 10, 2011 - 10:33pm PT
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Jul 10, 2011 - 10:34pm PT
Straight from Mimi's can.
Mimi

climber
Jul 10, 2011 - 10:41pm PT
And that's the taste of success to the rest of you pilgrims out there! The job isn't done until there's a layer of chili on top!
mctwisted

Social climber
superslacker city
Jul 10, 2011 - 10:56pm PT

russ, ill give you five hund-skis to, zip it, lock it, and throw away the key!
Mimi

climber
Jul 10, 2011 - 11:03pm PT
Hey McD, didn't you pinch a loaf on this situation? I could of sworn I saw a little DM in that BM. LOL!
Mimi

climber
Jul 10, 2011 - 11:17pm PT
"Certainly the real WOS party has come out and defended their discovery of the techniques that unlocked the slab without massive bolting or chipping."

RJ, do you consider a couple of blows on a 1/4" driver to make a nice spot for one of a 145 pointed Logan hooks to be chipping or not if the placement will not otherwise hold the hook?

The shitters were responding honestly to a very bad situation. No apologies necessary. And certainly none are forthcoming from King Richard of Hindsight because apologies look to the future and that's not where he's pointed.
Mimi

climber
Jul 10, 2011 - 11:56pm PT
Rox, there are lots of enhancements on wos, but you won't see them. What does that indicate to you? 10%?

Why would a guy lie if he really only carved 15 holes out of about 145 or more placements? Wouldn't you simply say that's what you had to do? The number went from none to 4 or 5 to 10% or 15 total. Not including the batheads. And considering they started with the "every drilled placement was filled with metal" line casts doubt on their otherwise meticulous recordkeeping.
Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Jul 11, 2011 - 12:10am PT
Maybe it would be possible to do DNA analysis of the residue, and cross match it with that of climbers who were active then.
Mimi

climber
Jul 11, 2011 - 12:14am PT
Dr. F, I'm lobbying the other shitters to keep mum at all costs. I mean look at the crap I'm getting for coming clean. Of my pals, only one betrayed the cause by apologizing. That guy is so metrosexual, he had to make things copesthetic. Good thing lives aren't on the line for keeping such a secret. LOL!

Rox, you're exactly right. How many people have written a book about their El Cap routes? Their initial information revealed more than they would acknowledge later on-line which added to the frustration in trying to relate to their approach.

Rox edit: In response to your added text. When you reach for the drill and hammer and start drilling, isn't this something you're cognizant of? It's really hard to believe that Bwana, master recordkeeper and philosopher king, says he can't recall what he did.
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Jul 11, 2011 - 01:37am PT
I think the sh|tters' plan totally backfired.

Instead of frightening or intimidating the FA team and causing them to bail, it instead p|ssed them off and motivated them to top-step, run it out, and put up one pretty darn hard route that remains unrepeated ... but hopefully not for much longer.
tonesfrommars

Trad climber
California
Jul 11, 2011 - 02:11am PT
Wow, Rox is sounding more cogent than ever in this thread.

Lay it on the line...

Was that an intentional play on words?


I sure wouldn't be taking pride in having done such a thing, even if the receivers of said chili were misguided (not for me to say).
mojede

Trad climber
Butte, America
Jul 11, 2011 - 02:13am PT
Cowards don't confess, OR apologize...








...expect no names from humans of that ilk.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Jul 11, 2011 - 10:24am PT
That guy is so metrosexual, he had to make things copesthetic.
Har!
SGropp

Mountain climber
Eastsound, Wa
Jul 11, 2011 - 04:56pm PT
For someone to actually sh#t on someone's ropes and them push forward a 30 year vendetta of character assassination, while claiming to occupy some kind of moral high ground is totally absurd.

WBraun

climber
Jul 11, 2011 - 05:34pm PT
Mimi never sh'it on anyone's rope and nobody could care less whether you hang around any camp 4 or a bridge or a deli ......
Watusi

Social climber
Newport, OR
Jul 11, 2011 - 06:00pm PT
Slakkey

Big Wall climber
From Back to Big Wall Baby
Jul 11, 2011 - 06:12pm PT
TwistedCrank

climber
Ideeho-dee-do-dah-day boom-chicka-boom-chicka-boom
Jul 11, 2011 - 06:12pm PT
http://www.ratemypoo.com

You want coilers?
Chaz

Trad climber
greater Boss Angeles area
Jul 11, 2011 - 06:20pm PT
You want the shitters?

http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=1049770
Off White

climber
Tenino, WA
Jul 11, 2011 - 09:58pm PT
Werner said,
Mimi never sh'it on anyone's rope and nobody could care less whether you hang around any camp 4 or a bridge or a deli ......

Yeah, I wondered when you'd chime in and bring an end to Mimi's faux claim, just like you did to my Spartacus moment a couple years back when I almost had people convinced I'd been chowing down the corn before making a deposit. I didn't think Mimi was in on that deed, though there are a few other skeletons in her closet.
east side underground

Trad climber
Hilton crk,ca
Jul 11, 2011 - 10:38pm PT
my name is Paul , and I'm a shitter. Usually 3. 26 mins after my first sip off coffee
mojede

Trad climber
Butte, America
Jul 12, 2011 - 11:58am PT
"Why Mimi, would you claim to have done the act?"--rox





WANNA-BE...
thebravecowboy

climber
The Good Places
Dec 17, 2016 - 01:10pm PT
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