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Peter Haan
Trad climber
San Francisco, CA
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Topic Author's Original Post - Aug 5, 2009 - 07:02pm PT
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In preparation for the much-anticipated Autumn/Winter 010 Rollout of an exclusive line of handbags and related haut couture accessories, The Fish is under great pressure to tune up the Zero Gravity Taint Abrader for astral travel, as all the fabulous new fashion lines are being put together in the Mussy Nebula. Expect much more on this from Tar de Haan as the product goes to show. It’s a terribly exciting moment for Russ everybody. Someone light up the Fish Signal!!
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survival
Big Wall climber
A Token of My Extreme
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Wow,
Peter, you're the new Ouch! channeler!
I can't wait!
Dang Russ, you'd better have somethin' cute to say, HA!
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Peter Haan
Trad climber
San Francisco, CA
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 5, 2009 - 07:07pm PT
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Don't worry, Russ is WAY ahead of me! Tarbaby and I are collaborating here and going forwards. You characters are in for a ride. An Unholy Alliance.
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Russ Walling
Gym climber
Poofter's Froth, Wyoming
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I am the King of Asstral Travel!
nice work!
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steelmnkey
climber
Vision man...ya gotta have vision...
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Did he say "Asstrail"?
Wouldn't that be Asstrail Travail?
* Main Entry: 1tra·vail
* Pronunciation: \trə-ˈvāl, ˈtra-ˌvāl\
* Function: noun
* Etymology: Middle English, from Anglo-French, from travailler to torment, labor, journey, from Vulgar Latin *trepaliare to torture, from Late Latin trepalium instrument of torture, from Latin tripalis having three stakes, from tri- + palus stake — more at pole
* Date: 13th century
1 a : work especially of a painful or laborious nature : toil b : a physical or mental exertion or piece of work : task, effort c : agony, torment
2 : labor, parturition
synonyms see work
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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How did it come to THIS ???
Um...I mean... what took us so long.
Exciting times.
Good times.
Pure lunacy.
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Ed Bannister
Mountain climber
Riverside, CA
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Russ,
From the materials scene
for that new hip look, 32 oz Hypalon is now available,
but better 40 oz nitrile, no best 56 ounce intended for water tanks, much beefier than a whimpy zodiac!!
now THAT would be a sturdy handbag.
#25 YKK also a very fashionable look, with a zipper pull even Largo could get ahold of, no need for a petite, left handed person of the opposite gender with excellent balance and range of motion to do the thin stuff.
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paganmonkeyboy
climber
mars...it's near nevada...
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dude where did you get teh metalic lamee jumpsuit ?? can i order one ?
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Mighty Hiker
Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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Russ Skywalker with his laser wrench, TarYoda in the background...
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survival
Big Wall climber
A Token of My Extreme
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Russ,
We need a product, or at least a prototype, on the old sci-fi movie theme!
The day the Earth Stood Still haul bag?
Revenge Of The Wasp Woman chalk bag?
Last Man On Earth, Vincent Price shirt?
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Gobee
Trad climber
Los Angeles
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Hey Gort, Klaatu Barada Nikto.
But didn't I see you wearing that at Happy Isles?
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Peter Haan
Trad climber
San Francisco, CA
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 5, 2009 - 10:10pm PT
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survival,
duly noted, believe me. The Committee has noticed. v. cool, there. Keep the extreme ideas coming.
Stichie,
That IS, a low voltage, zero gravity Taint Abrader!
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MisterE
Trad climber
Meeteetse, Wyoming
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Taint here nor there!
Inter-dimensional shiz happens within these boundaries!
Keep 'em coming, Peter - I like you unemployed!
:)
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Peter Haan
Trad climber
San Francisco, CA
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 5, 2009 - 10:20pm PT
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Tarbuster is working on the product literature and specs. Russ might not be able to produce more than a few of these a year as they require a large amount of Unobtainium. The source of which unfortunately has been identified from only one location and it is in the Mussy Nebula.
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Gobee
Trad climber
Los Angeles
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He Taint telling!
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Peter Haan
Trad climber
San Francisco, CA
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 5, 2009 - 10:48pm PT
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Wall-eye,
Read back a bit. It comes from the Mussy Nebula, Dude. Of course no one knows about it.
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Peter Haan
Trad climber
San Francisco, CA
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 5, 2009 - 10:51pm PT
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Chicken/Ken,
Possum, you thought he was gone?? Of course not. Look at the dude and his non-climbing twin! New tats, honed, ready for anything.
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Chicken Skinner
Trad climber
Yosemite
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Peter, I guess my laptop screen ain't big enough and for once I am glad.
Ken
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Chicken Skinner
Trad climber
Yosemite
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Skully, I thought you were climbing a mountain.
Ken
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Ghost
climber
A long way from where I started
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Buncha hi-tech bullshit if you ask me. You want to abrade your taint, you don't need no umpty-million dollar gizmo. What the f*#k is wrong with just gluing in some 40-grit sandpaper into your bicycle shorts and going for a long ride? Worked for us back in the day, and it'd work for you if you weren't a bunch of pansies.
I thought you guys were hard, not a bunch of f*#kin candy-asses.
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Captain...or Skully
Social climber
Boise....It's like Mars with air
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Now THAT'S funny.....Thanks David.
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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hahahahahahahahah !!!
That's the spirit GHOST!
Touché 'n shitt.
Nevertheless.
The ramp is greased and a limited production run of introductory models are receiving their final burnish......
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Chicken Skinner
Trad climber
Yosemite
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Ghost,
Thanks for the training tip.
Ken
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WBraun
climber
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Ghost -- "What the f*#k is wrong with just gluing in some 40-grit sandpaper in your bicycle shorts and going for a long ride?"
How far did you get? ....
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Largo
Sport climber
Venice, Ca
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Er, what the hay is my buddy doing with the wrench, and what's his step son doing in that G-string? I'm lost here . . .
JL
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Lynne Leichtfuss
Social climber
valley center, ca
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Peter Dude, are you going to the Face Lift ???
Stich, "What is that thing ?" Dude, what kinda question is that ?
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Gobee
Trad climber
Los Angeles
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Looks like he's deep in to the bowels of the Integratron
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Gobee
Trad climber
Los Angeles
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Roy is ready, "Tar-she-blows"
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Ghost
climber
A long way from where I started
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How far did you get? ....
Werner, of all the people here, you should know better than anyone that measuring distance shows only that you do not understand the purpose of the journey.
Taint how far you got that counts, it's the pain you endured along the way that matters.
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Gobee
Trad climber
Los Angeles
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Ouch!
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WBraun
climber
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Ghost
The purpose of the journey is not to be swallowed by the dream ....
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Gobee
Trad climber
Los Angeles
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I'm not worthy
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Peter Haan
Trad climber
San Francisco, CA
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 7, 2009 - 09:21am PT
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Gobee, you always say that! Now get in there and scrub the Abrader Contact Orbs. They're still sticky from the last outing!
Phish, Tarbaby and I are as we speak developing a new exclusive silken carbide burr profile on them to be coated with our special visco-elastic ZING™™ polymer, but until then, it's the old scrub-a-dub-dub, Gobee, stone-age I know. Don't let us down, the mission demands it! Without your part complete, the entire Fall/Winter show will be---yeah, a "no-Show"!
With the new drive units we have tested out beyond anyone's expectations with the new design. More later and I assure you, you will be flabbergasted how these babies hone. But get those Orbs a-sap.
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Lynne Leichtfuss
Social climber
valley center, ca
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Russ,,, you really didn't have to go to all this work for my new orange outfit !? Something simple will do.....and one boy toy is more than enough, Dude. :D
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Gobee
Trad climber
Los Angeles
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Man it's soooo clean, you can eat off of it!
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sweetness
Trad climber
Sacramento sucks
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anybody catch the Phish show at shoreline on wednesday?
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Lynne Leichtfuss
Social climber
valley center, ca
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Sweet Cozmic .....
Mr. Fish, do yo need a size for the orange....@ 4 Sir. Jess sayin' :D
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Gobee
Trad climber
Los Angeles
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Twiki from Buck Rogers in the 25th Century:
Hey Buck, BE-D BE-D BE-D BETUS
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Lynne Leichtfuss
Social climber
valley center, ca
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Fish, russ, Dude....yo have created a Monster. Sorry, but I love clothes and shoes. You made an offer. Sooooo, will I be able to wear the ensemble by the time Face Lift rolls around ??? Jess wondering....lynnie
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dogtown
climber
Cheyenne,Wyoming
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Oh, Hell Peter what next! ! ! You must have a bunch of time on your hands. No? LOL.
Bruce.
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Ghost
climber
A long way from where I started
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What's with all this joking around? Do none of you people understand taint abrasion?
You will never achieve the alpine jam required to climb Cerro Torre by working out in the gym, right? And you'd laugh at anybody who thought he could. Well, likewise, you ain't gonna transcend your current level of reality without accepting the pain.
And what is more painful than a seriously abraded taint?
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Ed Hartouni
Trad climber
Livermore, CA
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y'all better be respectful... not only did Russ shrink Jupiter down to the size of a basket ball, he made a copy! take a careful look at that machine...
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MisterE
Trad climber
Meeteetse, Wyoming
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This whole thing is nebulous at best
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Gobee
Trad climber
Los Angeles
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OOOO NOOO, while scrubbing the Abrader Contact Orbs, I dislodged Jupiter, quick Roy get me the glue gun!
Edit: I knew I seen flying saucer's out at JT!
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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Stay calm Gobee.
.0085 percent of end users experience the orbit dislodge and we are prepared.
Our customer service department is on it!
Fast, efficient, flexible and responsive.
No later than 1100 hrs, Pacific time, you’ll be receiving via common carrier the natty Zircon encrusted
chain mail reinforced ChewToy Containment Thong™™™.
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Peter Haan
Trad climber
San Francisco, CA
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 8, 2009 - 09:58am PT
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note to Gobee:
It went common carrier due to the paltry length and weight restrictions by other services such as Fedex. Standby, this just in: As the product is semi-live be certain to unpack and suit up in it immediately. By the end of the weekend, it should be fitting just about right, Gobee.
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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That's right.
We'd use courier, but the risk that such an individual might be WayLaid™™™ at the FishProd. compound is just too great; if not certain.
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Gobee
Trad climber
Los Angeles
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It came quicker than expected, intact but missing said, ChewToy Containment Thong.
The Fish Service Dept. is bar none, and These Are The Best Bags, I don't leave home without one!
GoBee
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Klimmer
Mountain climber
San Diego
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Cosmiccragsman,
I knew it. UFOs and ETs are real. And I always knew there was some kinda alien connection between JT and Las Vegas. You know many board the jetliner in the morning at the LV airport for an unmarked flight to Area 51 each morning and evening.
So you commute from JT? Cool.
Russ,
I can see a whole new theme to your line of products. Cool.
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