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east side underground
Trad climber
Hilton crk,ca
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Topic Author's Original Post - Apr 7, 2009 - 07:21pm PT
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With all the virtual sparing going on here, how 'bout settling things the old fashion way, mano a mano. Put on the gloves and have at it! It's fun,good exersice,relieves alot of stress,and you can try to kick the sh#t out of your favorite adversary! We can even have the monday nite poker boys place some bets!Set up a ring at facelift, have a ref and have climber and non-climber divisions.......some might be thinking "I'd like to kick the sh#t out of you ESU!"HEHEHE
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healyje
Trad climber
Portland, Oregon
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!!! RINGSIDE AND LIVE FROM THE GORDON AMPITHEATRE !!!
There will be no shortage of ropes and mats; keeping the gloves on would be another matter entirely...
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Patrick Sawyer
climber
Originally California now Ireland
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Do I get the beer concession?
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east side underground
Trad climber
Hilton crk,ca
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 7, 2009 - 07:33pm PT
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yea, boxing gloves ,mouth pieces, I have alot of expensive dental work I don't want f@#ked up.:)
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Nefarius
Big Wall climber
Fresno
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hahaha That'd be awesome!
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Mighty Hiker
Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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Will slacklining be permitted on the ropes surrounding the ring?
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Mungeclimber
Trad climber
sorry, just posting out loud.
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UFC rules or boxing?
and like wtf, people, NO ONE TALKS ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!!!!
sheesh
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east side underground
Trad climber
Hilton crk,ca
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 7, 2009 - 07:38pm PT
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I prefer classic boxing- I'm old school
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GDavis
Trad climber
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I'd do it, but I would just fake a left hook, go for a takedown, secure sidemount and finish with an arm triangle. I don't think boxing rules allow that. Would hurt a lot less then being punched though...
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'Pass the Pitons' Pete
Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
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I'd like to have a go at some of those nameless, faceless and dickless detractors of years gone by, in the certain knowledge that they would never show. [Good thing, I don't know how to box! Maybe we could, like, just have a beer and talk about it, eh?]
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east side underground
Trad climber
Hilton crk,ca
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 7, 2009 - 07:47pm PT
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never f#$k with wrestlers- they are truely bad ass and will put some hurt on you!
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WBraun
climber
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Yeah yeah cool.
We used to do this. Bachar had the gear. Boxing gloves and head gear. 3 minute rounds, 3 rounds. We'd beat the sh'it out of each other.
It was great. Then we'd go climbing after with our brains loose in the head.
It was great. You should ah been there .....
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east side underground
Trad climber
Hilton crk,ca
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 7, 2009 - 07:52pm PT
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werner, I was hoping you whould be the ref! Boxing is fun! No wonder you guys are so honed
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nutjob
Stoked OW climber
San Jose, CA
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When I was a teenager we used boxing gloves and a slice of orange for a mouthpiece. Seemed like a good idea at the time, wasn't so cool after a TKO and pounding headache for a day and a night. Hey, maybe that's what happened....
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bachar
Gym climber
Mammoth Lakes, CA
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What Werner said....
yeah.
Fight Club stuff. Make some bets on the sidelines while you watch your bros toss jabs and hooks....
Why?
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mark miller
Social climber
Reno
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I was gonna start sparring with a UFC sponsored (Shmuck) up here, but then I remembered I've had over $100K in reconstructive surgery (4 jaw reconstructions, etc.) and dental Implants and 3x laser eye surgery. I've got so many "floaters" in my eyes from boxing, the optometrists are always amazed...Wow what was that, did you see that, is that a spider over there?.... I'd love to get involved but straight up Boxing rules are so limiting and there are so many other ways to drop an opponent. Wrestlers are like the plates in that Robin Willam's movie, The Bird Cage....
Many brawls end in a "wrestling" situation, but any martial arts practitioner, should know how to quickly and effectively illiminate the treat when the opponent is that close.
But I'm still interested.... Weight categories? or is this gonna be more like "Fight Club"?
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Dr.Sprock
Boulder climber
Sprocketville
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i'LL TAKE ON ANY ONE OF YOU MUTHER F*#KERS RIGHT NOW!
Who wants to fight?
I'll take on everyone of you evil bastards, all at once.
Anything goes, right?
jus nicole kidin, you all know i roll with the peace weed, correct?
not that anybody wouldn't wanna kick my ass jus to shut me up.
my problem is mental, not dental.
frickin republicans, shheeeesh.
suck it up, already, its only gonna be another 7.9 years.
boxing, sheesh. what a bunch of necks.
i'll be takin a bong hit while you guys punch each other into submission.
my money's on Locker, i hear he fights dirty.
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mark miller
Social climber
Reno
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We'll bath Locker first......
I could bring some "Sleepers" that actually post but you wouldn't want to offend........
The Big Kahuna, ..............
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dogtown
climber
Cheyenne,Wyoming
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Sounds Great,let's do it! I'm making a list and your at the top Eastside!
Bah Ha Ha Ha!
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Dr.Sprock
Boulder climber
Sprocketville
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Don't let the Cosmic get you in his "sleeper hold."
You may wake up singin,"Don't it make my brown eye blue."
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mark miller
Social climber
Reno
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If this were to actually happen it would have to be underground. The authorities get a little restless when to many of us congregate...HeHe
"Way under". Some Sandy place on the eastside many miles from the road.......I've got it. But we should bring alot of water and butterfly stitches, at least.....I've got so many scars above my eyebrows, it almost forms a uni-brow....
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Jaybro
Social climber
wuz real!
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i'm all for it, but I ain't throwin' the first punch!
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ron gomez
Trad climber
fallbrook,ca
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I'm in... I want Bachar first, I know his weak spot, Dan the Man Leichtfuss found it and exploited it. Was that fake a left hook then in straight with the jab, or step left and follow with a right hook. Whada ya say Johnnie?
Peace
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Dr.Sprock
Boulder climber
Sprocketville
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OK, I'm in, but we have to move it to the Diving Board.
Make the ring outta yellow crime tape.
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mark miller
Social climber
Reno
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Jaybro it's Knott throwing the first but "landing it".
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east side underground
Trad climber
Hilton crk,ca
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 7, 2009 - 10:20pm PT
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ok dogtown - I may be skinny but I'm fast! lol
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donini
Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
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Invite Kelly Cordes- if you dare!
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ß Î Ø T Ç H
Boulder climber
the greasewood ghetto
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" We used to do this. Bachar had the gear. Boxing gloves and head gear. 3 minute rounds, 3 rounds. We'd beat the sh'it out of each other. "
or like those giant Q-tips (what are they called ?) that bachar beat the crap out of some dude on Survival of the Fittest .
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Dr.Sprock
Boulder climber
Sprocketville
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Were gonna need a chopper to get ol Dutch up there.
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Jaybro
Social climber
wuz real!
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See Miller, that is one of the many details that put me, knowingly, on the side lines of this sort of event...
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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How many teeth is "hot"? LOL
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mark miller
Social climber
Reno
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The less teeth the better......But that's OT.
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Its kind of like real estate,..
location, location, location.
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mark miller
Social climber
Reno
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Well Locker when I actually met you on the sand dunes of JT sushi fest, you actually looked well maintained, the bath was only a comment on the dirty fighting......
Dwain's ouchism is pretty funny though.....
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dogtown
climber
Cheyenne,Wyoming
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How many teeth is "hot"?
All of them, as long as their not in a jar next to her bed.
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James
climber
My twin brother's laundry room
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I got some fight in me. Let's rumble in the Meadow.
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divad
Trad climber
wmass
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"I have had seven stitches over each eye, and fourteen in my chin. Over 50 total in my head, though some were not from fights."
Well, this explains quite a bit Rox, you're punchdrunk. :)
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donini
Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
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When you say boxing you imply betting. I'm bringing my ringer, Kelly Cordes, for the 140 lb. class. I'll take all comers in the 155 lb. Medicare eligible category. Let the Games begin!!!
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tradmanclimbs
Ice climber
Pomfert VT
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Rox. Therapy, little yellow pills, relax! you know the drill.
As far as the tournement goes, boxing is kind of boreing. MMA is much more interesting if you know what is going on. Granted MMA can get slow as well but its up to the reff to stand em up again when that happens.
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east side underground
Trad climber
Hilton crk,ca
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 8, 2009 - 12:50pm PT
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hey rox- IT IS A JOKE! just having some fun since it seems that the vibe here is getting alittle tense! thought some comic relief was in order. laughter is the best medicine. Sorry if I sparked a fire in you. Take a chill pill or maybe some anger management. I think most folks can see satire when they read it. I know my humor is sophmoric but hey I yam what I yam. Donini- your in my division - let's rumble!
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Beatrix Kiddo
Mountain climber
Littleton
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I'm staying out of this one.
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Beatrix Kiddo
Mountain climber
Littleton
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Who am I kidding. I'm a scrapper.
My fighting name is Miss Demeanor
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GDavis
Trad climber
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I may be a scraper, but I wouldn't touch Cordes, not with a scented glove. I've seen that guy train. And who the hell is 140 pounds anyway? its 145, thats Featherweight.
I met a top ranked 155 pounder in the UFC recently at a grappling tournament, shortly after his last fight. He was walking around at about 2 bills. Big dude. they cut weight...
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GDavis
Trad climber
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Hey rox, I and my buddies went to a fight club on saturday nights for a few months. was a blast, boxed and grappled a bit. maybe its just not for everyone.
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Dick_Lugar
Trad climber
Indiana (the other Mideast)
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To be fair, I have to warn you all in advance that I am a SOUTHPAW!!
You all don't stand a chance against the "Lefty Haymaker"...you'll never see it coming!
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Lynne Leichtfuss
Social climber
valley center, ca
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Rokjox, think I can top that :D Had 52 stiches on my right eyelid. Gotta be a record of some sort. lrl
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Nefarius
Big Wall climber
Fresno
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HAHAHAHA This is even MORE amusing! HAHAHAHAHHA
F*#king fruit! Some people sure get their ass beat a lot for being such a badass. And SUCH a victim too... HAHAHA
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tradmanclimbs
Ice climber
Pomfert VT
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Rox: we knew you were a cop magnet, now we find out that you are a fight magnet as well. Hhhmmmmm?
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east side underground
Trad climber
Hilton crk,ca
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 8, 2009 - 06:06pm PT
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Hey chris mac- saw that the "tourney" was listed on your calendar of events in your super topo e-mail- HAHAHA glad you have a sense of humor!!Cheers!
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Russ Walling
Social climber
Upper Fupa, North Dakota
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I can't for the life of me understand why all though his tortured life, people have wanted to hit RokJox. (and have had great success at it too!)
Oddest thing, for he is such a nice man.
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quartziteflight
climber
Who knows?
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Well I don't want to fight anyone on the topo..pretty pointless, but I'm always down for a little wrastln!
Here is the fight list!(this is all humor)
Largo, every talks about how swole he was. From a historical standpoint..good choice. Still looks pretty big..
Batso! Why not?
Some aid climbing chic that posts on here that has bigger biceps than me..no fair
Blinny...she'd kill me with laughter
Tarbuster...we should fight in cowboy hats...
People I don't want to fight.(for fun)
Scrapeilli...old, but still looks bulldog strong.
James....brother can take 90' digger and survive.
(remember this is humor, don't get all butthurt)
I'd rather fight celebs personally.
here's the list..
Charles Bronson
Vin Diseal.
Arnold now...I'd tell his flabby ass to get to gym and quit wearing spedos.
Guy from creed, for making such shittty music
Yanni
Micheal Bolton
checking in at a lardy 165
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dogtown
climber
Cheyenne,Wyoming
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quartziteflight;
Your right about Scrapeilli his hands are so big his fist could cover your whole face!
Heres a few you might want on your no fight for fun list;
Bob Gaines; one of the strongest and biggest guy's in the climbing world.
Russ Walling; I have been to the guys home it's a workout laboratory.
And last of all Me!!
Bah Ha, Ha, Ha
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Russ Walling
Social climber
Upper Fupa, North Dakota
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Something I've heard that might help you guys that want a piece of Russ Walling...
"you ain't gonna hurt him by hitting him in the head"
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dogtown
climber
Cheyenne,Wyoming
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LoL. that goes for me too.
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east side underground
Trad climber
Hilton crk,ca
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 8, 2009 - 07:41pm PT
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locker, if boxing is out how 'bout thumb wrestling? (the true test of man or woman or doll hood )Wish I had guns like you!!
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tolman_paul
Trad climber
Anchorage, AK
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I'm a lover not a fighter, you boys can beat the crap out of eachother.
I'll entertain the woman folk.
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Nefarius
Big Wall climber
Fresno
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I hear there's a woman in Idaho who'll be looking to distance herself from the embarrassment of a grandstander soon... Maybe you guys can hook up?
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up2top
Big Wall climber
Phoenix, AZ
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I'm in. If it's commie liberals against selfish, homophobic conservatives. One condition -- the loser has to change political ideologies.
I'll be back next spring -- which one of you granola munching, pacifist tree-huggers wants a piece of me?!?!
And then we can go have samiches down at the bridge, or sumpthin...
Ed
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GDavis
Trad climber
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If i didnt make it clear last time, count me in. I'll be in the under 25 bracket, probably by myself.
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mark miller
Social climber
Reno
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This is supposed to be a Boxing thread....If you chose to "Box" then you have to play by the Marquess of Queensberry rules, any exceptions and you are disqualified. This is Knott a street fight where biting , Gouching, Foot stomping and "winning", are allowed. Gentlemen, we are proposing a "Boxing event". This is actually illegal, but I have faith the ST'er's could get this together. I'll bring my own mouth peice and handwraps. You supply the gloves and location. Weight classses or Knott could be interesting. Let's play......
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Russ Walling
Gym climber
Vulva, Wyoming
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bump for the Boise Punching Bag
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UncleDoug
climber
No. Lake Tahoe, CA
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"I rarely lose fights. I run wayyy to fast.
In fact,
The only fight I ever lost was the one where I slipped running around the corner. "
I'll be sure to sweep your legs first thing........
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tradmanclimbs
Ice climber
Pomfert VT
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Its a fun thing to joke about but realisticly a nightmare to try and organize safely and lagaly.
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mark miller
Social climber
Reno
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Phuck Legally...,. But we need a Ref we respect, to help control the mayhem and obviously the "rules" of the "Sweet"Sport must be strictly enforced to prevent permanent damage. Let's have some "Illegal" Phun.... Phat gloves and honest punches, still provide a phun night out.
Let the festivities begin, our you folks losing your sacks?
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SteveW
Trad climber
The state of confusion
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Patrick
You may have the beer concession, as long
as it's Guiness. . .
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Dr.Sprock
Boulder climber
Sprocketville
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OK, first, you assemble a Medical Team.
L L will be in charge of the Triage Unit.
Any Surgeons out there?
MASH experience a Plus.
Get it, Mash?
Too cryptic?
Back it down a notch?
Please email your medical records to the Main Observer.
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Lynne Leichtfuss
Social climber
valley center, ca
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Well if LL is me I will do triage along with radical if available ...he's the best.
ONe thing yo guys forgot....and I can't believe it. The ring round gals that announce what round it is. I tastefully suggest Ana and justthemaid. They are both smart and gorgeous.
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WBraun
climber
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Apr 10, 2009 - 02:24am PT
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Hahahaha
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drljefe
climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
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Apr 10, 2009 - 02:26am PT
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Line up and take a number beeotches.
Hope you like the smell of patchouli.
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ß Î Ø T Ç H
Boulder climber
extraordinaire
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Jan 30, 2014 - 12:43am PT
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To throw one's hat in (as "in the ring") is to challenge or contend for something.
A boxing metaphor that originated in the early 19th century when one
who wished to challenge a boxer would throw his hat into the ring as a
way of having your challenge noticed in a crowded ring.
In 1912 Theodore Roosevelt, who was an advid boxer, was the first
presidential candidate to use "throw my hat in the ring" to announce
his run at the U.S. presidency. Seems like RA (rongly accused) might easily be matched with someone here/ fightcard. He catches flak on a daily. holla.
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Roadie
Trad climber
Bishop, Ca
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Jan 30, 2014 - 02:28pm PT
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I will fight anyone on this site.
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Jan 30, 2014 - 02:38pm PT
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We had fight club at work before. We'd meet in the underground after work with gloves & headgear & beer. It was fun but when the waitresses started getting shiners & crooked noses we had to reconsider the ethics of sanctioning such an event, regardless of the morale being at an all time high.
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