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MisterE

Trad climber
My Inner Nut
Topic Author's Original Post - Oct 5, 2008 - 12:06pm PT
Yeah, I am zero, big goose egg. My main climbing partner, The Doctor, is shorter than me, but has a better reach cuz he is +2

One of my best friends from Washington is 6'1" and has a +7! We all call him "The Albatross".

Jstan is a knuckledragger too, I found out at Facelift...

Put me on the rack or something!! Any tricks for increasing your reach, short of shoulder dislocation?
Jaybro

Social climber
wuz real!
Oct 5, 2008 - 12:09pm PT
Jay-5'10.5" X 6'3"-bro
TradIsGood

Chalkless climber
the Gunks end of the country
Oct 5, 2008 - 12:09pm PT
Shorten legs. Ape index increases.

The down side of positive ape index is normal high steps become killers.
Ed Hartouni

Trad climber
Livermore, CA
Oct 5, 2008 - 12:11pm PT
did you see Yuji unfold on the couch for his Timmy O'Neil interview? he must have a huge index...

....I'm on the road Jaybro... just printing the maps!

Jaybro

Social climber
wuz real!
Oct 5, 2008 - 12:12pm PT
Cool!
mojede

Trad climber
Butte, America
Oct 5, 2008 - 12:17pm PT
I'm just shy of 5'6" tall with a +3.5 aper, realmojede is 5'4" with a +2.5--it seems to help a bit, but not as much as I would like:-)
WBraun

climber
Oct 5, 2008 - 12:18pm PT
There's a climb we put up many years ago called "Ape Index".

This climb addresses this human apex problem.
MisterE

Trad climber
My Inner Nut
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 5, 2008 - 12:22pm PT
Werner, seems like it would intrinsically be within a limited range of body/reach types, no?

I alweays wanted to do an FA at Index, WA and call it "Ape Index", as well
Crimpergirl

Social climber
Boulder, Colorado!
Oct 5, 2008 - 12:24pm PT
OMG - I just learned I too live with a knuckle dragger! BrassNuts (Dave) is +4"! I'm a mere +1" (not bad for a girl I guess. Huh huh).

Roger Breedlove

climber
Cleveland Heights, Ohio
Oct 5, 2008 - 12:26pm PT
74" tall, 80" wingspan. Mainly I find that this allows me to read the screen sitting far back, and still reach the keyboard, rather than sitting close and reading through my bifocals.

Buzz
Raydog

Trad climber
Boulder Colorado
Oct 5, 2008 - 12:32pm PT
plus five -

drljefe

climber
Calizona
Oct 5, 2008 - 12:48pm PT
I'm neg. But I make up for it in other areas.
Todd Gordon

Trad climber
Joshua Tree, Cal
Oct 5, 2008 - 12:51pm PT
I'm 6' 1"....with a 6" 5" span......(knuckle dragger...)..The missing link between man and ape.......

MisterE

Trad climber
My Inner Nut
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 5, 2008 - 01:03pm PT
Post up: It's cool to be able to scratch your knees without bending over!

My money's on John for height to reach ratio...
nick d

Trad climber
nm
Oct 5, 2008 - 01:16pm PT
I increased my ape index by landing on the ground, feet first, from around 40 feet up. I got more than an inch shorter instantly! 72" and 77" for a +5.

The downside is it makes it hard to buy shirts or suits that fit really well.
Sherri

climber
WA
Oct 5, 2008 - 01:27pm PT
Mine is +2. Since I am only 5'1" tall, though, does that make it more of a "chimp index"?
MisterE

Trad climber
My Inner Nut
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 5, 2008 - 01:47pm PT
Sherri! You should get the "Apehanger" bars for your Harley then! A distinct advantage for this!



Wait. Gotta find my Sherri picture...there it is:


Miss Ya! Erik
Mighty Hiker

Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Oct 5, 2008 - 01:51pm PT
Sherri has a good point - it's in part relative. Perhaps it's more meaningful to determine the arm span/height ratio. Though flexibility is also important.

Or we could just measure up everyone who's ever climbed 5.12 or harder, and figure out what the key measurements and ratios are. My guess is that the only consistently relevant one is body fat - skinny people climb harder.
Scared Silly

Trad climber
UT
Oct 5, 2008 - 02:01pm PT
I am 6'0" with a zero index. My partner has a +4 which on some routes just pisses me off to no end. Especially, like the last new route we did. I spied the line, clean the sucker, figured out the moves, but only had enough for one good try. I fell and he walked it.
Tahoe climber

Trad climber
a dark-green forester out west
Oct 5, 2008 - 02:15pm PT
6' with a +3.5 ape. It helps.

Aaron
Sherri

climber
WA
Oct 5, 2008 - 02:50pm PT
Miss ya, too, Mister E! That ape-index deficiency doesn't seem to be holding you back, from what I've seen. Keep up the great sends!
MisterE

Trad climber
My Inner Nut
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 5, 2008 - 04:56pm PT
warm fuzzy
jstan

climber
Oct 5, 2008 - 06:05pm PT
Starting too many climbing threads folks.

I would guess when climbing cracks ape index can be a disadvantage. There is a hold of one sort or another everywhere but the long arms make front lever moves more difficult. Just imagine trying to hold an iron cross with a +8" index.

One big advantage of long arms though. As you get older you are still able to read without wearing glasses.
Prod

Big Wall climber
A place w/o Avitars apparently
Oct 5, 2008 - 06:24pm PT
Paul Sibley could scratch hi knees without bending over.

Prod.
quartziteflight

climber
Oct 5, 2008 - 06:47pm PT
5'10" + 4.5 ape...oooough ooough!


Sherri,

Do you have a permit for those guns?? har har har har!
cintune

climber
the Moon and Antarctica
Oct 5, 2008 - 06:51pm PT
So that's why I can't do front levers! I feel so much better about myself now. Damn ape index.
tenesmus

Trad climber
slc
Oct 5, 2008 - 08:50pm PT
6'4" + 2.
GDavis

Trad climber
Oct 5, 2008 - 08:57pm PT
5'8" with a -1.5" index. My apedex is too crappy for climbing, and before climbing I played Basketball and Volleyball. I do not appreciate my build, I guess. I also have tiny hands (i fit comfortably into a womens small glove).

God hates me.
quartziteflight

climber
Oct 5, 2008 - 08:59pm PT
citune,


I can't do them either. Im close, but shiz they hurt!
Basilisk

Ice climber
New Hampshire
Oct 5, 2008 - 09:18pm PT
72.5 inches, +3.5 inch ape index

Glad no one has a negative ape index!
Ed Hartouni

Trad climber
Livermore, CA
Oct 5, 2008 - 09:27pm PT
something like 5'7" with +2" ape index give or take 0.5"
WBraun

climber
Oct 5, 2008 - 09:38pm PT
How about McCain.

He looks negative 8 inches ....
TGT

Social climber
So Cal
Oct 5, 2008 - 10:34pm PT
Having your arms tied up behind you and being hung till they dislocate will do that to you.
Sherri

climber
WA
Oct 5, 2008 - 10:48pm PT
We have a winner!!!
JuanDeFuca

Big Wall climber
Stoney Point
Oct 5, 2008 - 11:08pm PT
I am 6'2 and can reach to 8 feet.

What is my index?

Juan
Crimpergirl

Social climber
Boulder, Colorado!
Oct 5, 2008 - 11:16pm PT
Bwahahahahhaaa!

Cosmic! That is hilarious! :)
climbrunride

Trad climber
Durango, CO
Oct 5, 2008 - 11:30pm PT
5'8" with +3" ape index. I guess that makes me pretty average.
socalbolter

Sport climber
Silverado, CA
Oct 5, 2008 - 11:47pm PT
5'9" with a + 4.5" ape
Porkchop_express

Trad climber
Gunks, NY
Oct 5, 2008 - 11:53pm PT
6'3" with +3 index
guido

Trad climber
Santa Cruz
Oct 7, 2008 - 01:22pm PT
National "Ape INdex" competition at Westridge parking lot circa 1966.

A contest I won hands down,or was it up?

Kor was disqualified for genetic reasons.

Mighty Hiker

Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Oct 7, 2008 - 01:27pm PT
It's hard to fathom, given that it's all relative.

A fathom being the distance between an adult male's outstretched fingertips, traditionally six feet.
tolman_paul

Trad climber
Anchorage, AK
Oct 7, 2008 - 01:27pm PT
6' with a +5

But I get a serious - for my extended range fuel tank.
Jaybro

Social climber
wuz real!
Oct 7, 2008 - 01:30pm PT
Anyone know what the ape index range of an actual ape; Orang utan, Chimp, Gorilla, Gibbon, is?
jstan

climber
Oct 7, 2008 - 01:34pm PT
If they are unable to stand erect, they may not have an ape index, as we define it.
MisterE

Trad climber
My Inner Nut
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 7, 2008 - 02:20pm PT
Who has a zoo nearby


and lots of bananas and time to befriend an Orangutan?
Ouch!

climber
Oct 7, 2008 - 02:26pm PT
MisterE

Trad climber
My Inner Nut
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 7, 2008 - 02:52pm PT
Classic, Guido! As a carpenter, I am going to take a guess.

That is probably a 6'8" door, you are standing on your toes, and it looks like you are a good 5 inches above the door. reduce reach by 1/2 ape index for single arm reach minus the head and shoulder raise, since your other arm isn't on the ground...

-3" for standing on toes
sooo... 6'3" with a plus 7"? That's my guess.

Nice gorilla grin, BTW!
GOclimb

Trad climber
Boston, MA
Oct 7, 2008 - 03:57pm PT
Love all the photos!

I'm 5'7" with almost a 3" ape index.

But my poor fiancee has a negative index. She refers to herself as having T-Rex arms!

GO
Lynne Leichtfuss

Social climber
valley center, ca
Oct 7, 2008 - 04:17pm PT
ht. 5'5" a.i. +2.5. But the professor is always telling me to use my legs and STOP reaching. ?!
looking sketchy there...

Social climber
Latitute 33
Oct 8, 2008 - 12:27am PT
Almost 5'10" with plus 4
Jaybro

Social climber
wuz real!
Oct 8, 2008 - 12:30am PT
Two weeks ago there was a guy in a gorilla suit bouldering @PGP
Tarbuster

climber
right here, right now
Jan 10, 2019 - 03:59pm PT
Used to be 5'9" with a +2 inch ape index.
Now, at 5'8" ... I've got a +3!

Is the glass half empty, half full, or just leaking?
John Morton

climber
Jan 10, 2019 - 07:19pm PT
skywalker1

Trad climber
co
Jan 10, 2019 - 07:32pm PT
Me 6' 3" + 2". Wife 5'1" -1". I'm a buck 90, she is a buck 10 and does yoga. I do off-widths ape-like, she does everything else gracefully.

S.....
Lorenzo

Trad climber
Portland Oregon
Jan 10, 2019 - 07:41pm PT
We did this years ago one day at carderock.

Stannard was a +6. I came in at -3. (5’10 1/2”)

Things have gotten better though. I shrank 2” so now I’m only -1.
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Jan 10, 2019 - 07:55pm PT
~6 or 6'1" and +0
Aeriq

Sport climber
100-year Visitor
Jan 10, 2019 - 09:16pm PT
GDavis

Trad climber

Oct 5, 2008 - 08:57pm PT
5'8" with a -1.5" index. My apedex is too crappy for climbing, and before climbing I played Basketball and Volleyball. I do not appreciate my build, I guess. I also have tiny hands (i fit comfortably into a womens small glove).

God hates me.

I seriously laughed out loud at this. Thanks Greg, if you are still out there.

Jstan with the +8"? He doesn't even need a trash grabbie!
Jan

Mountain climber
Colorado & Nepal
Jan 10, 2019 - 09:26pm PT
5' 2 1/2" with a +.5

I've already shrunk 2 1/2 inches from my younger height - aging and compacted disks etc.

This means most everyone's ape index improves as they age? Height shrinks but arms don't?

Good to know there's some compensation.
Jan

Mountain climber
Colorado & Nepal
Jan 10, 2019 - 10:37pm PT
But now I'm not sure I did it right?

Is everyone using the same method and what is it?
Lorenzo

Trad climber
Portland Oregon
Jan 10, 2019 - 11:36pm PT
Height shrinks but arms don't?

They do if your arthritis is so bad you can’t straighten them.
Lorenzo

Trad climber
Portland Oregon
Jan 10, 2019 - 11:43pm PT


Is everyone using the same method and what is it?

Measure span, subtract height.


http://www.ape-index.com


Jan

Mountain climber
Colorado & Nepal
Jan 11, 2019 - 12:00am PT
OK thanks. I gained half an inch by measuring the span of both arms instead of just one. Strange that none of the directions online specified that.

I was thinking like an anthropologist where we see photos of various ancient humans lined up beside various apes to see their leg to arm ratio. The apes have their knuckles down down below their knees while human arms have shortened over time.



Lorenzo

Trad climber
Portland Oregon
Jan 11, 2019 - 01:38am PT
This site tells you how you compare to other apes and beasties.

https://www.bergfreunde.eu/ape-index-calculator/

I’m a little chagrined to be in the Emperor Penguin range.
looks easy from here

climber
Santa Cruzish
Jan 11, 2019 - 09:22am PT
6' with a +1.5

But my main climbing partner is 5'7" with probably a -1.5, and he's a way better climber than me.
CountryStrong

Trad climber
MA
Jan 11, 2019 - 09:44am PT
6' 2" plus 7"
Lorenzo

Trad climber
Portland Oregon
Jan 11, 2019 - 05:10pm PT


Maybe we should segue to Sloth Index. (Leg vs arm ratio)

(I am too highly evolved in that measure also)

https://www.climbing.com/people/your-ape-index-and-other-really-super-important-measurements/
Aeriq

Sport climber
100-year Visitor
Jan 11, 2019 - 05:34pm PT
T Rex seems to be doing OK, regardless of the -8 ape index!

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