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mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jun 20, 2015 - 06:33pm PT
Natural Music

The old voice of the ocean, the bird-chatter of little rivers,
(Winter has given them gold for silver
To stain their water and bladed green for brown to line their banks)
From different throats intone one language.
So I believe if we were strong enough to listen without
Divisions of desire and terror
To the storm of the sick nations, the rage of the hunger smitten cities,
Those voices also would be found
Clean as a child's; or like some girl's breathing who dances alone
By the ocean-shore, dreaming of lovers.
--Robinson Jeffers

Bushman

Social climber
Elk Grove, California
Jul 11, 2015 - 01:00pm PT
'Jack Manning'

As a teen I was a rebel,
And was angry to the bone,
With my family I had quarreled,
So I struck out on my own,
For I was just a boy then,
So wandering I did roam,
Uprooted from my family,
And far away from home,

I hitchhiked to Minnesota,
And met danger I should say,
I was hungry and was dirty,
And remember to this day,
The rumble in my belly,
But it soon would go away,
For I followed my directions,
And found instruction on the way,

I arrived at two am,
At a farmhouse in a glen,
All dogs put up a racket,
But the lights were on within,
My note was worn and tattered,
Written by a family friend,
"So you've come from California?"
As his wife ushered me in,

"You can sleep upon the couch,
In the morning you can ask him,"
He hasn't logged in years,
So on him it will depend,"
And I slept a fitful sleep,
With the demons and the din,
Of a chorusing of angels,
Who harassed me once again,

And I woke to see a figure,
Who was coming down the stair,
An old man bent and broken,
Who was stubbled with grey hair,
But his hands were veined and gnarly,
His steely gaze a stare,
The rumpled hat pulled low,
And his purple frown severe,

I made my introductions,
Feeling sheepish and afraid,
I explained my situation,
And the mess of it I'd made,
The old woman served me breakfast,
The orange juice was homemade,
The eggs all peppered black,
With toast and marmalade,

And afterwards he looked at me,
And offered me a smoke,
I believe it was the first time,
I remember that he spoke,
He told me it took courage,
Or craziness no joke,
To hitchhike 'cross the country,
So destitute and broke,

"So you want to be a logger?"
He asked me with intent,
"We could give it a go then,
If you work for food and rent,
And an extra hundred here and there,
If on working you are bent,
But we always rest on Sunday's,"
Wasn’t sure of what he meant,

For every yard of fresh cut pulpwood,
Paid a hundred dollar bill,
And before I knew my poplar,
I was sure to get my fill,
Of the toiling and the danger,
And before I climbed that hill,
For every log I rolled up there,
I was sure to foot the bill,

He taught me to drive the one ton,
Up the winding mountain road,
To a lot that he laid claim to,
And we started to unload,
In the damp and humid forest,
Sounds of crickets and the toad,
Then we fired up the chain saws,
'Twas the north woods loggers ode,

Falling them and bucking them,
And skinning every pole,
Hoisting them and hauling them,
With the dozer was our goal,
I almost lost my life the day,
A snag nearly took its toll,
As Jack yelled out to warn me,
I had clearly lost control,

The branch caught on the dozer stack,
While towing up a sled,
I ducked down when the stack broke off,
It near took off my head,
Jack had saved my life that day,
My face turned crimson red,
If he hadn't yelled to warn me,
I knew that I'd be dead,

Jack had seven children,
From sixteen to forty three,
And we always worked to help them out,
On every Saturday,
I plowed from dawn to dusk one day,
For sandwiches and tea,
Jack alway did what he would do,
For love and family,

On Sundays we would drive to town,
And the women went to church,
As Jack and I sat in the car,
Drinking whiskey 'neath the birch,
For Jack and I saw eye to eye,
God being handy in a lurch,
We accepting it for the present time,
And were contented with our perch,

Jack treated me as equal,
And respected me as much,
He had rode the rails in forty eight,
And knew of hardships in a clutch,
The railroad men had almost killed him,
As he’d camped out in a hutch,
The kinship that he showed me,
Was stronger than the crutch,

I was strong of flesh but wounded,
In my spirit and my heart,
But Jack stood out a legend,
As he gave me a new start,
And one day upon the homestead,
He blew my mind apart,
As we walked the wire fence line,
And he proved I weren't so smart,

The fence it was electric,
And Jack made me a bet,
That he could hold that wire,
As the voltage through him let,
And I watched him wince in series,
As two minutes came and went,
He never let that wire go,
To challenge me as yet,

He bet me half my paycheck,
That I couldn't do the same,
For even thirty seconds,
And I thought the bet was lame,
I grabbed into that wire,
Thinking I would win his game,
The first jolt knocked me back a step,
He knew that I was tame,

And then he grabbed the wire again,
And rubbed it in for luck,
I'd just been taught a lesson,
And was out a fifty buck,
He held on for a minute more,
And I felt like a schmuck,
For a man of over seventy,
Jack really had some pluck,

I worked for most the summer,
And passed my sixteenth year,
The work had made stronger,
In my body that was clear,
But mind was still confused,
And I found solace in my beer,
But whenever I had words to say,
Jack always lent his ear,

As the season turned to autumn,
And my thoughts returned to home,
The road was calling out to me,
I knew that I must roam,
I thought I was a man then,
Not afraid to be alone,
Jack's tutelage had bolstered me,
So I struck out on my own,

Back on the road once more,
I survived by tooth and nail,
And back in California,
I found trouble without fail,
Adversity was my friend no doubt,
At times I slipped and fell,
Into troubles with the law again,
I created my own hell,

My good friends and my family,
They loved me through it all,
The days went by as I grew up,
A few years later in the fall,
My thoughts returned my friend Jack,
I had to make the call,
My mentor sounded none too well,
For time exacting took its toll,

A few months later I called back,
To speak to him again,
His wife Maria answered and,
I intuited it would be grim,
She said the cancer in his lungs,
Took him finally in the end,
I set the phone down woefully,
And said goodbye to my old friend,

Somehow through all my hardships,
I wound up on my feet,
For big brother and my family,
It was a monumental feat,
They gave me opportunities,
To help save me from defeat,
So I grabbed onto my bootstraps,
And held onto my seat,

Up the hill and over dell,
I made compromise with strife,
And somehow in the thick of it,
Through love I found a wife,
The trees became my trade,
And the marketplace was rife,
By providence or confidence,
I finally made a life,

My kids grew up and grandkids came,
They're growing up so fast,
From time to time I think back on,
My adolescence and my past,
The lumberjack and mountain man,
Who befriended me back then, alas,
There's nary been a man I've known,
Who treated such a boy with class,

This lost and wayward runaway,
Whose self esteem was low,
He took and spent some time with me,
For what little did I know,
The man saw in himself the boy,
And knew how things might go,
He helped bring out the best in me,
With kindness helped the boy to grow.



-bushman
07/11/2015
Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
Jul 16, 2015 - 05:35am PT
bushman you are the eyes of the word.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jul 16, 2015 - 06:15am PT
Son, that's right up there with Robert Service, I swear.
What the 'L' are you talkin' about, neighbor Weej?
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jul 24, 2015 - 03:18pm PT
BRIEF EPITHALIUM FOR ROCK & ICE
by I. Sage

On a winter day in the month of May
They were wed in a sunless blizzard
Ice was cool and Rock just stayed
Silent like a sun-stroked lizard.

They’d been engaged when the world was new
Each a part of the Maker’s plan;
The time was right, they said “I do,”
And geology filled the land.
Marlow

Sport climber
OSLO
Aug 10, 2015 - 08:43am PT

Three Serbian folk songs performed by three great female singers: Radmila Dimic, Kseniju Cicvaric and Mara Djordjevic
[Click to View YouTube Video]

The lyrics of the first song "Who has torn the jewelry" was written in 1907 by poet Aleksa Santic and describes a dialog between mother and daughter.

Translation by 'Zanzaguz', PdR:

Who has torn the jewels off your neck?

Mother: Who has torn the jewels off your neck?
Who has scattered your pearls and corals?

Daughter: Early this morning, o mother
I went to the garden to pick the first lilacs
of the season
A dewy branch got stuck in my necklace
And scattered jewels under the lilac tree

Mother: And why are your eyes so blurry,
as you haven't slept at all?

Daughter: From a tree branch, a nightingale sang all
night long
I listened to it until the break of dawn
Its pretty song captivated and enchanted me
Out of joy, I could not fall asleep

Mother: Oh, my daughter, oh, my sorrow
And who has undone your waistcoat?

Daughter: Do not scold me my dear mother
Once you were young just as I am now
My untamed youth and the break of dawn
Have undone the waistcoat for my lavish
bosoms to show.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Aug 10, 2015 - 03:26pm PT
That is one of the most RESTFUL pieces of music to which I have ever listened, Marlow. Thank you so much!

mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Aug 14, 2015 - 05:19am PT
THE SOUND OF WIND AND METAL

I shall buy a wind chime
And place it in the breeze
Hang it out the window
Above the moving trees

I crave the sound of another voice
This will have two or three
When the wind blows down the alley
Its sound will comfort me

In tandem with my neighbor’s chime
It might not sound too good
Their mingled sound may jangle
And not jingle as they should

But I can cut the tubes to lengths
That harmonize in sound
When the two wind chimes are dangling
Far, far above the ground

mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Aug 22, 2015 - 11:41am PT
SAT BELONELY
by John Lennon

I sat belonely down a tree,
humbled fat and small.
A little lady sing to me
I couldn’t see at all.

I’m looking up and at the sky,
to find such wonderous voice.
Puzzly, puzzle, wonder why,
I hear but I have no choice.

‘Speak up, come forth, you ravel me’,
I potty menthol shout.
‘I know you hiddy by this tree’.
But still she won’t come out.

Such sofly singing lulled me sleep,
an hour or two or so
I wakeny slow and took a peep
and still no lady show.

Then suddy on a little twig
I thought I see a sight,
A tiny little tiny pig,
that sing with all it’s might

‘I thought you were a lady’,
I giggle, — well I may,
To my surprise the lady,
got up — and flew away.
Bushman

Social climber
Elk Grove, California
Aug 23, 2015 - 11:58am PT
Tunnel Vision

Where is the pathway?
Time in the present state being at a premium,
I cannot afford a lengthy deliberation,
My fear of myself keeps getting in the way,
It gets in the way,
I'm stuck in the present,
Of who I've become,

So where is that pathway?
The pathway I was looking for,
Before I lost my way,
For in the present time,
Am I just the X-ray,
Of who I used to be?

See my conundrum,
A wayfarer in the steam of life,
In a world so far from all the other worlds,
Am I so uncertain,
Of who or what or where I am,
Than anybody else?

The tree of lengthy deliberation,
Keeps putting down new roots,
While I'm dancing and dangling precariously,
From brittle limb to brittle limb,

Who am I exactly?
I've tumbled down from heights before,
To cling and climb my way again,
Back up to heights I've hovered at,
'Till heights like earth I've mastered such,
Like walking solid ground,
But tethered to my circus act,

But now I'm down,
Hobbling wretched on the earth,
I wear a frown like some fallen angels crown,
Waiting for a phone call,
Which never comes and won't go down,
To let me off the hook.

The tunnel is square and round,
It's under the bed and in the ground,
And travels beneath the rail yard,
Where the rumbly rumble of railroad tracks,
Keeps bringing sand a'sifting down,
And plugs my tear ducts,
With earth so brown,

Rounded at the edges,
The tunnel spirals down,
To meet with reversed sunlight,
At the edge of negativity,
In a world that's upside down,

I working my way back again,
The rumbling of the train tracks,
Impedes my upward progress,
Pushing my magnetically resonating image aside,
I grovel back up to the surface,
To the positive test of sunlight,
And the apex of my life.

-bushman
Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
Aug 26, 2015 - 02:37am PT
here's one i just wrote,
while grabbing a leak
and a peek toward the sunrise:

take away the east,
so that no new day finds me.

take away the stars,
so that no heaven tempts me.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Aug 29, 2015 - 07:50pm PT

WEALTH
by Sherman Alexie

When other Indians want to give thanks
For my poems, stories, readings, and movies,
They often give me Pendleton blankets.
I think I own twenty-five or thirty

And actively use ten or twelve of them,
Which is, according to custom, rather odd.
Growing up on the Spokane Indian Rez,
I never saw a blanket leave its box

Because my mom thought they were gifts from God.

.......


WHITE GIRL POWWOW LOVE, 1978
by Sherman Alexie

She was skinny and buttermilk-pale.
She wore her hair with a rattail.
And I knew I'd two-step to jail

For her love, which was the no-fail
Pick-up line that year. "Me in jail,"
I said. "Only you got the bail

To rescue me." She smelled like stale
Everything, and though I was frail,
I talked her into chucking the bale

And "later"-ing her Dad, a whale
Who thought everything was for sale,
Especially the sacred. So we sailed,

Her and me, on the powwow trail,
Until my dirty joke splat-failed—-
The porno punchline was "Snails."

White Girl Angry, she dug her nails
Into my skin and said, "Why males
Have to heave and hove and dog wail

Such awful sh#t?" She was a gale—-
A storm through a trailer park vale—-
An F-5 on the tornado scale—-

And I wanted to aside her veil
And touch and memorize her pale
Skin like a blind man touches Braille,

And so I did. Damn, I went flail
On her breasts, and that tough rail
Of a girl went all weakness and quail.

I thought I was all rez-prevail,
But then she put on her chainmail
Armor and golf-ball-sized hailed

Me with this confessional tale:
"My Daddy is a goddamn Whale
Killer," she said. "Ain't no scale

To weigh his evil. His devil pail
Is filled to the brim." She wailed
Tears like anvils and then bailed

On me. She ran back down the trail,
And I ran after her, but I failed
To catch her. Her pain gave her sails.

And though I never saw her pale
Self again, I pray, without fail,
When I think of her stuck in jail,

Or maybe still walking powwow trail—-
A white girl, skinny, hard, and frail—-
And likely wed to a killer of whales.
Bushman

Social climber
Elk Grove, California
Sep 5, 2015 - 07:36am PT
Exquozen on Highway One

It's just a simple story and its not much of an ode,
Cruising out the hotel drive my wife and I left our abode,
We drove out on the highway and passed a croaking toad,
As a new American sunset led us down the open road,

Excuse me for a moment while I back it up a bit,
The telephone was ringing and it wouldn't seem to quit,
So I finally I picked it up and I talked a little bit,
About an invite out to dinner with a man and wife that we just met,

That's what was happening and as far as I could tell,
The story not so unusual and nothing fishy for the smell,
Turns out he was a friend of a friend named of Gabriel,
And for long as I'd known Gabriel I thought I knew him well,

The evening sky was darkening the color of blue slate,
On that warm Pacific evening as we headed to our dinner date,
And as usual on vacation we were fashionably late,
To find them at the bar in a most inebriated state,

Ed Larue and his wife Mary hailed from Morongo Hills,
And we exchanged the usual formalities and talked about the bills,
As the waiter found our table to a tune by Steven Stills,
Then I took Larue aside for he looked quite green around the gills,

I asked what was the matter did I need to call a cab?
The he told me he was fine and he faked an upper jab,
He said he wished his wife would put a muzzle on her blab,
And then he bantered with the chef about the status of the crab,

On returning to the table I was right behind in tow,
When he squeezed between the women and my wife protested, "Whoa?"
He paid her no attention as he blurted out, "Exquoozemo!"
He was so rude I should have told him then and there where he could go.

But before my sweetheart knew it he was laying on her a kiss,
And the next thing he was kissing was my good wife's swinging fist,
My hand was almost at his throat when Ed's wife screamed and hissed,
She bounced a left hook off my nose as I was clearly getting pissed,

We all jumped from the table as the shouting reached high pitch,
The waiters had to stop my wife from strangling that bitch,
Ejected from the premises I accosted him without a glitch,
An uppercut into his gut sent him vomiting into the ditch,

Dragging me to the rental car my wife's disgust was plain to see,
We backed away and left them there the palm trees framing eerily,
That drunken staggering couple no more wretched company could there be,
As we drove away I distinctly recall him yelling out, "Exquooze Meeee!!"

There was no long discussion nor a moments hesitation,
We checked out and continued to another destination,
And the next day we were holding hands and strolling along the ocean,
As speechless smiles and laughing eyes kept up our conversation.

-bushman
09/03/2015


Bushman

Social climber
Elk Grove, California
Sep 13, 2015 - 04:42pm PT
I will repost the poem I posted here 'the Seafarer's first Dream' at a later date with some minor edits.
-bushman
Bushman

Social climber
Elk Grove, California
Sep 16, 2015 - 03:20pm PT
When Autumn Comes Around

She's come to her season now,
The autumn,
Like the dry creek that briefly flows,
And settles down the hillside glen,
With moist cool air along a trodden path,
Awakening remembrances,
Of younger years,
And loved ones so revered,
Secreted, yet deserving,
That their remembrances be told,

See him there least of all myself,
The young man in full bloom,
As he posed beside a deserted mineshaft,
Thinking that he was a man,
But he was still a babe then,
Standing at the cleft of who he would become,
Now looking back and spying him in all his vigor,
I barely know him now,
But remember what he wanted for,
Those things so less important now,
Things that ease like breezes there today,
There and gone,
And what of him?
Now myself the man,
With memories made of wood and stone,
As I negotiate this flesh and bone,
Again comes autumn my old friend,
She helps to carry cherished grief,
And hints at my atonement,

You might have seen him in his day,
Lost to us one October long ago,
Since Tobin sought the mountain spirit quest,
Which took brother and son away,
So enormous was the spirit of the man,
We were near the same height,
I thought he was much taller then,
A welterweight at that,
Unattached in some way to the earth,
As she lie in wait,
Until that day,
When autumn found him,
We shared that quest of boy heart,
As young toe-heads we somehow knew,
His legacy would yet unfold,
A brother's memories now kept,
As to my heart was his learned patient kindness,
I remember him that way,
The way he was towards me,

Her name was Barbara,
Hers the sight and smell of ocean,
It thrills me as it did for her,
October was her birthday,
Her mother's heart so strong and true,
A courageous mind not giving in,
Until life went from my teaching mom,
Her grown to wise professor hood,
Who'd seen the world and then,
She knew there'd be no bargain struck,
Or deals to make in compromise,
But her legacy still perseveres,
Beyond this glade so weathered at my step,
Where leaves of brown now fall,
Like autumn’s memories,
They go tumbling down,
And I find comfort in old photographs,
Of young mother's radiant face,

Calling here briefly year-to-year,
Autumn bears softly with her grace,
But for a month or two,
Her balmy winds a blushing so,
As if time were traversed,
Going sideways in her path,
She follows further in its wake,
To slide with stealth her silky hand,
Aside the simple days we live,
And those memories that we make,
As she saunters down the hill to wash her hem,
In a lonely pond beneath the firs,
Before the winter comes.


-bushman
09/16/2015
Gnome Ofthe Diabase

climber
Out Of Bed
Sep 19, 2015 - 06:33am PT
Seize they control done rested and now procured.
Not creepy old knees bent can't kneel no more
Fallen on that sword once more
Asked if ? A good man? Is?
Are they the same who rested , as those who wrestled
With no need. For sobriety in cruel dysfunctional Orem born?
What is is that the point Gravity is not up or down just is
Too
Bushman

Social climber
Elk Grove, California
Sep 19, 2015 - 10:53am PT
When Angels and Demons grow Old


"You're getting older now,"
The doctor said to me,
This concept of myself,
And who I used to be,
Like stale pieces of bread,
Withering to mold,
Dissipating to the ether,
To the darkness and the cold,

Putting things in true perspective.
Like an ever present hiss,
Life is suffering and chaos,
Quite the opposite of bliss,
Were I to live a thousand years,
It wouldn't change the fact,
That somewhere near the end,
I would begin my final act,

Like an actor on a stage,
With an audience of myself,
And present in the balcony,
Sits my ego like an elf,
Who judges every nuance,
Every word of every scene,
He always plays the critic,
Over thinking everything,

Social order would impose,
A prison for the mind,
And our willingness to express,
The best about our kind,
Not the intellect or the form,
Though exquisite and complex,
But our capacity for suffering,
And enduring what comes next,

So of agony and misery,
When I think I've had my fill,
And I would not find relief,
From a potion or a pill,
While reflecting on mortality,
There's a victory to be had,
In recording simple words,
Whether poignant or just sad,

Riding pain through every night,
For many months without an end,
One might try to strike a bargain,
Or seek exit as a friend,
But the suffering I can't escape,
Has been revealing to my mind,
It's more than inspiration,
But something rare for me to find,

There’s a quality in listening,
When the hearing starts to go,
There is comfort giving empathy,
When bad eyesight doesn't show,
And new wisdom found in patience,
That I never thought I'd know,
For my angels and my demons,
Are finally growing old.

-bushman
09/19/15
Bushman

Social climber
Elk Grove, California
Sep 23, 2015 - 04:19am PT
A Whistling in the Dark

Happy wife
Happy life
So many lists a gathering dust

Honey dos
Honey don'ts
Holidays that get put on hold
Work until you're growing old
As I now go under the knife
Happy life
Happy I

Once
I visited my old man
When gramps he worked for Uncle Sam
Disdain he had once for Japan
Now turned to love
So pure
So right
And my heart goes out to him
Tonight

She married me when we were young
Young her and I
So wild and free
But slave to our humanity
We touched tongues and other things
My wife sees all the best in me
What I can't say
She says
For me
With that you can only guess
But I confess her vanity
Really confuses me
And I speak her tongue
Occasionally

So kinders and their kinders
Try to please
As I once tried
They do so much more than me
But I supply
A wealth of stern hypocrisy
Transparent to I
Best not for all the world
To see
So see

Happy pain
There's no rain
There's no rain that we can see
No sudden revelations
Only misdirected incantations
Blathering on so endlessly
From the political box of my tv
It strikes me odd
They cannot see their futile words
So many follow easily
So few think independently
That some of us
Can see
I see

Happy challenge
I once ran up the mountain trail
Or toiled with loads
That made me smell
And followed giants without fail
Up granite spires
O'er precipices shear and bold
It made me strong as I grew old
My hands were gnarled just like the elm
Of trees I wielded at my helm
Like mountain men of days of old
I swam up steam and broke the mold
And stood up to transgressors who
Would tear me down
As some would do
They might have thought I would lie down
They walked away
I stood my ground
But not without giving up
That pound
Of flesh

Up hill I roll
With dogs as I grow old
Each and every one
A friend to me
They've taught me every day what they
Could give of themselves so endlessly
I walk with them as they point out to me
Look at all there is to see
But they like I are mortal
Life is rare even here
As if the illusion of abundance
Outweighs
Our vision

Yellow grass
White hair
Wrinkles here and wrinkles there
Stop and stare the mirrors they are everywhere
And I can't say for certain when
Things got so bad or good back then
I'm only as old as I'll ever be
And only as young as I am
So I relish
It

As I go under the knife
Happy pain
Happy strife
As clear as clear as things can be
At two am so sleeplessly
I write down what it means to me
To breathe the air
And wonderingly what comes to me
As time is near for me to sleep
Wanting not that my words should slip
Beneath the waves so soon
Reflecting in this
Happiness
A whistling goes our breathe
Happy
This

As soon do I
Go under the knife
I mustn't forget to buy
A birthday gift and card
Happy wife
Happy life

-bushman
Bushman

Social climber
Elk Grove, California
Oct 1, 2015 - 04:41pm PT

The cops are coming, you can go anywhere you like, but you can't stay here.

I was born an orange redhead
Fading blonde bender to bender
But sometime during the '80s
Like Elvis in Las Vegas
It checked out 'Return to Sender'

Now my hair's done gone and left me
Like the '90s when my kid
Had no use for the old man
And who could blame him when
I was his age that's what I did

Now it grows in those odd places
'Till the 'bug man' comes around
Or my wife appears with tweezers
When I used to squeal in protest now
I give up without a sound

Of those follicles I once had
The last vestiges of my mane
They've departed to deep cover
Abandoning their old post
For a lonely shower drain

-bushman
Bushman

Social climber
Elk Grove, California
Oct 9, 2015 - 07:03am PT
'Clot Dog'

Yawl I wanna hawt dawg
With some mustard n' some cheese
Some bacon n' some mayo
With some greasy French fries please

Oh so sharp and painfully
Mah heart has finally
Dun plain give out on me
Whoa is that a light I see?

So bring some soopa size'a
To the cardiac ward
And some O2 to be fair
The grim reaper will be there

Feed me hawt dawgs on a bun
With nitrates and sodium
Jus' like a loaded gun
Cuz a heart attack's no fun

Bring some squirrel and battered catfish
and some okra fried in lard
With lots of salt and pepper
To keep my arteries hard

Jus' like on my fambly tree
Where we ate what we killed
And we became what we ate
As we got our bellies filled

If I drank a lot o' booze
I would prolly get scirosis
But with frankfurters 'n cheese
It's arteriolar sclerosis

So Yawl I wanna hawt dawg
With some mustard n' a pickle
When it comes to heart disease
I can't be all that fickle

-bushman
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