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Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
Mar 26, 2014 - 09:43am PT
bend over winter.
new season diarrheas
all over the place.
GuapoVino

climber
Mar 26, 2014 - 10:53am PT
Blinny wrote:
doods this is easy
just say to yourself it's five
then seven then five

575
575
Credit: GuapoVino

It's 5 then 7 then 5
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Mar 26, 2014 - 12:11pm PT
Norwegian for sure
That haiku made me laugh hard
Diarrhea wins
SCseagoat

Trad climber
Santa Cruz
Mar 26, 2014 - 01:59pm PT
Cush, Bunk, others, too
Joyful smiles as they look down
Legacy of love

Susan
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Mar 26, 2014 - 02:14pm PT
It's raining today

Spring comes in and bitch slaps me

Same as yesterday
Ken

Trad climber
Arroyo Grande
Apr 1, 2014 - 11:58am PT
Not an Haiku but....


Her Crack (aka Norwegian's Climb)

So gentle, smooth curved lined
Forest pine lingers and uplifts the senses
Fissure rising from the good soil
Gentle incline

Step onto her barely
Notice the axis change
And steps upward quickly gaining height
Tree tops robed in deepest green
Look, the way in down below!

Stop for a second to deep breath
No place for my left foot
Smear it on a glassy polished scoop
and step up quick and get serious

Hands sweaty
Rest one at a time
Big Toe in on small purchase
Grisly lichen all around

Arms pumping
F*#king scary as gear is far below this seam
That ain't that good
Awkward moves
She just lays there bitch

Let up goddammit
Let the f*#k up
I smash down on her and bruise my greasy limp wrist
Control again or fall

I hate this sh#t
F*#k her
I didn't want to be here in the first place
And she never shuts up ever
I know what to do she should listen

Kick her f*#king teeth out

Helpless now stuck
who the f*#k am I
No self control
Self focused
Pathetic
SC seagoat

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, or In What Time Zone Am I?
May 27, 2014 - 11:41am PT
Hike, climb, bike and sail
Spring delivers summertime
Fun heart, full of joy

Susan
SC seagoat

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, or In What Time Zone Am I?
Jun 16, 2014 - 09:10am PT
Sea and land my home
Mountains and oceans my breath
Freedom: life I live

Winter Half Dome
Winter Half Dome
Credit: SC seagoat
Sardinian Sunset
Sardinian Sunset
Credit: SC seagoat

Susan
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