Walls are like Beautiful Women (Karl's Post)

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Mungeclimber

Trad climber
sorry, just posting out loud.
Topic Author's Original Post - Feb 12, 2008 - 09:22pm PT
too good not to float to its own post...


"Beautiful big walls are like beautiful women-

Different ones have different ethics about being nailed.



and they can be fickle about it too. First it's ok to nail one until one day somebody makes an honest clean wall out of them, and then they don't want to be nailed by everybody any more.

But others only like to go clean with the really bold guys and but the rest of the guys still nail em cause they aren't good church boys.

Now if they've been nailed enough, they might go for free, and then they act like they don't want to be nailed anymore. They pretend that the nailing that made them what they are today was a bad thing.

but if they haven't been nailed enough, or if they've been been drilled instead of nailed, they might be tough to get for free. They might have to be nailed or drilled in different parts if guys want them free.

So we sort of know the rules: no means no, except when it means yes. Virgin walls are supposed to wait until they are ready to go in a clean way but some guys get too excited and nail them anyway.

It's a complicated world these days. Back in the day, you just nailed em and it was a long time before the next guy got to nail em, but now it's a big orgy of guys and gals doing it all over the place, all the time. There's the benefits of Friends and some folks still don't use enough protection.

Even though many believe that they only want it free, they get flack for doing it doggy style. They for a set of jugs after the same tired pickup lines.

Morality, politics, it's all there. Some guys get aliens to do their toughest jobs and then others say the folks shouldn't use them.

God help us

Karl

Edit

Some idiots have suggested that there is sexual innuendo contained in the post above. If I intended on doing such a thing, there would have been jokes about Hookers and Heads"
John Moosie

climber
Feb 12, 2008 - 09:27pm PT
LOL Thanks for bringing it back.
Karl Baba

Trad climber
Yosemite, Ca
Feb 16, 2008 - 09:07am PT
You all have filthy minds! QUit trying to read stuff in there that's NOT there!

Trying to get me busted with the ladies or the stone?

Shame

Karl
Anastasia

Trad climber
taking a left turn, ETA unknown
Feb 16, 2008 - 01:57pm PT
"Laughing"
...and some you will never get to nail. Sometimes they are simply out of your league and sometimes they have a big Daddy hanging around that is not going to put up with you going there.
Either way... There are places you will never be.
Happy dreams baby...
AF




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